Author Topic: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread (Read 93742 times)

HMD · « **Reply #80 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:48:37 pm »

Quote from: Khris on September 10, 2006, 09:47:15 pm

Look guys, those girls don't exist. You're not asking for a "caring/kind/hot" girl, you're asking for a chick with big tits that can tolerate your looks.

Fuck you terrorist. I bet you're gonna burn a flag tommorrow, huh?

HMD · « **Reply #81 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:49:30 pm »

DON'T LET THIS MAN DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE. YOU'LL BECOME AN ACCESSORY TO ALLAH.

tsar · « **Reply #82 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:49:57 pm »

HOLLA 4 ALLAH

HMD · « **Reply #83 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:51:34 pm »

Allah (the Theologic Freak) was briefly known as "Freakzilla" and "Big Poppa Pump" back in the late nineties.

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

HMD · « **Reply #84 on:** September 10, 2006, 09:59:58 pm »

Although there is something good about being of terrorist decent: Khris can send you guys 72 virgins via helicopter. That should be enough to placate even the most fickle of tastes.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #85 on:** September 10, 2006, 10:17:06 pm »

Jesus Christ those last posts made me lol

tsar · « **Reply #86 on:** September 10, 2006, 10:35:37 pm »

'Sup guys?

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HMD · « **Reply #87 on:** September 10, 2006, 10:36:33 pm »

Khris killed the Maplers.

King Zarkon · « **Reply #88 on:** September 11, 2006, 06:46:13 am »

Quote from: Bang Doll on September 10, 2006, 03:27:17 pm

That's not very much on the low. In fact it's pretty high on the high.

You know what is low, though? Anuses.

by "on the low" i mean i dont talk about it all the time like some people do.

lumberjack33 · « **Reply #89 on:** September 11, 2006, 06:31:14 pm »

Quote from: The Great Will on September 10, 2006, 08:12:14 pm

I'm bi too, no big deal.

To run a really, really shitty old joke: I'm 'buy'sexual. If I want sex, I have to buy it.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #90 on:** September 11, 2006, 07:49:42 pm »

hmm, i wonder whose thread will become more interesting - mine, or Will's bf/gf thread... either way, it'll probably be filled with random off-topic posts anyway... =(

btw, i got a small lol out of lumberjack's joke there. =3

MMX · « **Reply #91 on:** September 11, 2006, 09:11:56 pm »

Quote from: lumberjack33 on September 11, 2006, 06:31:14 pm

If I want sex, I have to buy it.

What a coincidence -- I'm horrifically ugly!!

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #92 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:22:06 am »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on September 11, 2006, 07:49:42 pm

hmm, i wonder whose thread will become more interesting - mine, or Will's bf/gf thread... either way, it'll probably be filled with random off-topic posts anyway... =(

Wow, it looks like BOTH our threads are dead so far (I bet now Will's probably gonna post something crazy just in spite of me saying that, lol)...

Eh, I'm still up for some more meaningful posts (in here OR in any of my other threads) if anyone's interested. The forum seems to be moving kinda slow lately... =/

Spaceworlder · « **Reply #93 on:** October 04, 2006, 02:29:49 pm »

None of you will ever get real girlfriends, because your ideal woman is a big breasted FREAK.

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #94 on:** October 04, 2006, 02:35:23 pm »

Quote from: RAMBO on October 04, 2006, 02:29:49 pm

None of you will ever get real girlfriends, because your ideal woman is a big breasted FREAK.

And you'll never get a real girlfriend because you're 30 and living in your grandma's basement. So?

Spaceworlder · « **Reply #95 on:** October 04, 2006, 02:45:42 pm »

A 75-year old nerd who lives in his long deceased grandmother's basement has a higher probabiliy of getting laid than a bakunyuu.

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #96 on:** October 04, 2006, 02:48:10 pm »

Stop infecting our topics with random insults. You can take a Venti razor and shove it up your ass, you Tall-brained moron.

Spaceworlder · « **Reply #97 on:** October 04, 2006, 02:56:43 pm »

*Points somewhere*

Look! A woman's squirting milk from her breast! Why don't you jack off to it?!

BIG-K14 · « **Reply #98 on:** October 04, 2006, 08:55:33 pm »

This dudes 75????

MMX · « **Reply #99 on:** October 05, 2006, 10:12:03 pm »

Quote from: RAMBO on October 04, 2006, 02:56:43 pm

*Points somewhere*

Look! A woman's squirting milk from her breast! Why don't you jack off to it?!

That is a very good question. Though he might have no hands.

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Author Topic: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread (Read 93742 times)