tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread

[Ellendesu]

wow will, i didn't know you were into loli-yaoi (ok, maybe loli)...  and NO, i will NOT allow such discussion in my thread!  >_<;

Well FINE

[tetsaru arigashi]

Well FINE

lol, don't get your feelings hurt, Will.  i'm sure hyperguy will let you make up your own loli-yaoi thread elsewhere in the forum...  provided it doesn't cause utter pandemonium like the "biggest of the big" one i created out of mere appeasement did...  >_<;

[MMX]

Ideal girl: prosthetic vagina.  They don't talk back.  O SNAPZ

[BIG-K14]

His idea Fantasy execptt the vagina part

[MMX]

His idea Fantasy execptt the vagina part

Wha?  Are you saying somebody said it already?  If so, bah rubbish.

[tetsaru arigashi]

Ideal girl: prosthetic vagina.  They don't talk back.  O SNAPZ

hmm, seems some people tend to prefer plastic over real women...  seems pretty sad and lonely if you ask me.  of course i'm lonely (not really SAD, though) too since i don't have a gf or anything...  seeing how i'm always so busy with college and band obligations and since i'm always low on cash AND i don't have a driver's license, i doubt i'd need a gf soon anyway.  ah well, it'll give me something to look forward to later on in life, i guess.  =/

[Ellendesu]

hmm, seems some people tend to prefer plastic over real women...  seems pretty sad and lonely if you ask me.  of course i'm lonely (not really SAD, though) too since i don't have a gf or anything...  seeing how i'm always so busy with college and band obligations and since i'm always low on cash AND i don't have a driver's license, i doubt i'd need a gf soon anyway.  ah well, it'll give me something to look forward to later on in life, i guess.  =/

The irony in this particular statement counts for at least 70% of my daily needed supply.

[MMX]

hmm, seems some people tend to prefer plastic over real women...  seems pretty sad and lonely if you ask me.  of course i'm lonely (not really SAD, though) too since i don't have a gf or anything...  seeing how i'm always so busy with college and band obligations and since i'm always low on cash AND i don't have a driver's license, i doubt i'd need a gf soon anyway.  ah well, it'll give me something to look forward to later on in life, i guess.  =/

It's not sad and lonely so much as "horny and apathetic".  I mean, why waste the time getting a girlfriend when modern technology can do just as good?

BTW I don't actually have a prosthetic vagina or anything, it was more of a philosophical question.

[tetsaru arigashi]

It's not sad and lonely so much as "horny and apathetic".  I mean, why waste the time getting a girlfriend when modern technology can do just as good?

BTW I don't actually have a prosthetic vagina or anything, it was more of a philosophical question.

whatever creams your twinkie, i guess, lol.  i still think it'd be amazing to find a sweet, caring chick who also looked hot as hell, but i guess there are also people who would like to stay single, whatever their reasons may be.  =/

[MMX]

i still think it'd be amazing to find a sweet, caring chick who also looked hot as hell

And while we're at it, I can spring rocket engines out of my back and fly to the moon and build myself a Lunar Empire; our primary livestock shall be winged pigs.

[tetsaru arigashi]

And while we're at it, I can spring rocket engines out of my back and fly to the moon and build myself a Lunar Empire; our primary livestock shall be winged pigs.

all in due time, my friend.  =3

but seriously, i'm sure there are girls out there who are like that...  there's GOTTA be.  i just figure it's all a matter of getting them to like you enough.

[MMX]

but seriously, i'm sure there are girls out there who are like that...  there's GOTTA be.  i just figure it's all a matter of getting them to like you enough.

No.  It's definitely all a matter of finding this mythical race of beings.  If they did exist, I would have just kidnapped them all by now.

[Guy]

Why there is no "ideal guy" thread?  O_O

[lumberjack33]

Why there is no "ideal guy" thread?  O_O

...because I'm RIGHT HERE, BABY!, etc.

[LordRyunson]

That, and a topic like that is best reserved for a boy crazy forum.

[Ellendesu]

Why there is no "ideal guy" thread?  O_O

Because only I would post in it.

[King Zarkon]

i'm actually bi-sexual but prefer to keep it on the low.

[MMX]

i'm actually bi-sexual but prefer to keep it on the low.

That's not very much on the low.  In fact it's pretty high on the high.

You know what is low, though?  Anuses.

[Ellendesu]

i'm actually bi-sexual but prefer to keep it on the low.

I'm bi too, no big deal.

[tsar]

Look guys, those girls don't exist. You're not asking for a "caring/kind/hot" girl, you're asking for a chick with big tits that can tolerate your looks.