Author Topic: The anime characters are better than us! It's true! (Read 27065 times)

JG · « **on:** February 23, 2007, 06:27:25 pm »

Finally, a "Better than us! It's True!" thread that everyone can agree on.

Muhznit · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:38:00 pm »

Agreed, what with how every nerd gets treated in hentai and ecchi animes....

Cashino · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:41:13 pm »

Not to mention that it has romances that'd never happen in today's world (aka they don't crumble in 2 weeks with aftershocks). Also, the romances don't have the typical mindless complaining.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2007, 06:59:27 pm »

That, and they get to fight in really awesome robots! Plus, all their girls are extremely beautiful and voluptous at the same time!

Even the cute ones get loved, unlike the real world...

Cashino · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2007, 08:02:05 pm »

Speaking of robots, notice that despite the insane speeds/actions most of the mecha move at, the pilots are are mostly resistant to motion sickness/whiplash/etc. (aside from a few that's there for comic relief)

EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2007, 08:08:29 pm »

Quote from: Cashino on February 23, 2007, 08:02:05 pm

Speaking of robots, notice that despite the insane speeds/actions most of the mecha move at, the pilots are are mostly resistant to motion sickness/whiplash/etc. (aside from a few that's there for comic relief)

They wouldnt be pilots if they would get motion sickness/etc and aside from that, there arent a whole lot where they actually move at really extreme speeds

Cashino · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2007, 08:23:27 pm »

Quote from: EnsignRyusei on February 23, 2007, 08:08:29 pm

They wouldnt be pilots if they would get motion sickness/etc and aside from that, there arent a whole lot where they actually move at really extreme speeds

Yeah, but there's a trend of "natural talent" pilots in a lot of mecha anime that have never so much even gazed upon mecha before piloting it for the first time* and not end up sick afterwords.

*slight exaggeration, but you get the picture

bfg00 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2007, 08:58:08 pm »

I can agree with that statement.

ROMate · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2007, 09:00:28 pm »

Naturally, I disagree. I'm so much fuckin' better than any anime character, simply because of the fact that I am not fictional. =D

Hyperguy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2007, 10:24:04 pm »

It could be argued that in anime world, we are fictional. Of course, that would also have to mean that in Rand McNally people wear shoes on their head and hamburgers eat people.

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:08:36 am »

While there are benfits to be an anime character... there are also disadvantages... bloody violent deaths, mutations, Alien Invasions (Both of the good and BAD kind), The constant need to POWER UP.

Cashino · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2007, 12:59:28 am »

AND!!!....

(guy) Have to deal with a pack (usually 5 or more) of women [deal=either running away from them because they're madly in love with you; having to appease all of them (sexually, which can be painful after several rounds*); or both

*men with very high stamina will have a fun time, that's for sure

(girl) learning the most painful ways to hurt gropers and perverts or end up getting raped or turned into some sex slave OR turned into some nympho (or combinations of that)

Muhznit · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2007, 01:43:33 am »

Yes there are a few disadvantages..... but I've always wanted to do the F5 face from Maple Story..... as well see a girl randomly enter a nude transformation sequence in the middle of a school setting or something.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 25, 2007, 12:33:53 am »

I'm typing this on my friend Vickie's computer while I'm on vacation. Just so I can say that JG should be thankful that he is the one who posted this, or I would have flamed you to hell and back.

I am better than any anime character, I make better music, I fight better, and I don't die when you touch me with a match or a lighter because I'm not a drawing.

Also penis.

santiO · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2007, 08:50:13 am »

But you see, anime characters are put in situations which are better than the situations we're put in. So, technically, anime CHARACTERS are not better than us. Anime WORLD, SOCIETY or LAWS OF UNIVERSAL BUREAUCRACY are better than ours!
I mean, yeah, you see this ASSHOLE (Yeah, Otaru Mamiya, I'm making an example out of YOU!) who's constantly harassed by three, six or another multiplication of three (For the sake of fetishes, like a cute one, a bitchy one, a nerdy one, and a looong etc.) BUT these ASSHOLES normally don't do anything except running away scared or getting a nose bleed. And let's face it, how many of you people get a nosebleed while watching Salma Hayek's exotic dance in From Dusk Till Dawn?

I don't.

I get a hard-on, which is a completely different thing altogether (And one which I don't see anime characters getting very often, may I add!).

So, if any of us would be put in a situation like Otaru's (ASSHOLE!), I guess the first and last words coming out of our filthy sewers would be "Sex". Like in "Sex, I wanna have with you, sex! Sex, take out your clothes, sex!" Or some stuff like that.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:25:54 am »

If your'e getting a nosebleed while watching Selma Hayek strip, you have more problems than I can possibly list.

Oh wait, you DONT get a nosebleed, nevermind, you're normal. Sorta. You post here so I guess being normal is sort of impossible.

*shifty eyes*

bfg00 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2007, 03:18:07 pm »

True that, I don't think any of us qualify as normal. And if you think you do your obviously having an identity crisis and should seek help.

And by help I mean go watch some anime, or play a video game, or go make a Hyperguy Banner.

Muhznit · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2007, 03:30:30 pm »

I'm the only guy I know that nosebleeds from something sexy IRL. I'm dead serious. It's only happened twice, but it IS disturbing. Or maybe I just have a sensitive nose.

EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2007, 03:09:50 pm »

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Various/1173653757902.jpg

The anime characters are better than us! It's true!

You only wish you were as awesome as this guy

XheroX · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:26:19 pm »

Well I dont know about you guys but I sure as hell dont envy the Women of Anime

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Sonicdude135/2170dccbb13b46b3743c429898c340ff.gif

The anime characters are better than us! It's true!

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