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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => Real Women => Topic started by: tetsaru arigashi on May 10, 2006, 05:10:27 pm
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okay, i know some of you bakunyuu baka veterans remember me creating a similar thread. well, i felt that it was a slight success, so i'm going to continue it here.
for anyone who's not familiar with what i'm talking about, i want people to talk about what you would want your perfect "significant other" to be like. i guess if there are any chicks floating around the forum, you can talk about what your "man" would be like (since there didn't seem to be any girls in the bakunyuu baka forum that i knew of...). describe both external AND internal features of this person - hair/eye/skin color, height, proportions, personality, likes/dislikes...maybe even faults, fetishes, etc.
now then, lemme set a few things straight before we begin:
1 - DO NOT say you would want to have a specific anime/hentai character or a porn star/model for your choice. i made this thread in order to find out what the people here TRULY value in finding a soulmate.
*ADDED* - don't say you want any well-known women either. by this i mean pop icons, models, singers, etc. you can fantasize about these women elsewhere, cuz i HIGHLY DOUBT anyone here is gonna be bangin' anyone famous. i don't mean to be harsh, but the truth hurts sometimes. =/
2 - try not to be TOO idealistic in your descriptions. if you're a former bakunyuu baka member, don't say you would want a girl with a fuckin' triple-Z cup, cuz it ain't gonna happen - this is reality we're talking here. it's fine to say that you'd like a busty woman, but try to be reasonable and realistic with your...sizes, i guess. =/
3 - it's okay to reference SIMILARITIES to certain anime/hentai characters or real people that you know of to describe your ideal woman (or man, for the ladies out there).
4 - if you already have a "soulmate," if you wish, you may describe him/her here, if he/she does not mind. hell, post pics if you want to.
basically, all i'm saying is just try to be realistic with your descriptions. it's okay to fantasize over all the hentai and what not that we do (God knows i do), but sorry, if you're looking for something like that in real life, then you need to get your mind out of the gutter.
now then, lemme see what you guys have to say, and i may post my own personal preferences later (even though some of you will probably already know what to expect, lol). >=D
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- For personality, someone who likes to have fun of any kind, but doesn't constantly need to have fun. Someone who doesn't ramble on and on, and will listen to what I have to say. Someone who isn't mean, and is as inteligent as me. I suppose that's ideal.
-Not a mental case. I have enough of those in my family.
-About 5'6''
-C-DD cup, not saggy
-Not built like a stick, but not too overweight. About +10 lbs overweight (not including the boobs) is fine
-Nice ass
-Green eyes, light brown hair
-Light tan skin
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Personality: Funny,outgoing,affectionate.It'd be nice if she was a gamer,and also if she likes anime.Someone who doesn't play mind games,and is mature.Someone who doesn't mind long conversations,but at the same time,not babbling endlessly for hours.
Body: about 5 foot 8 or taller,long brown,black or blonde hair.Green or blue eyes. Doesn't have to be rail thin,maybe a few extra pounds,but not too much.Maybe a C- DDD cup.
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Must like anime, must like manga, must respect hentai. Must be Japanese, and know Japanese, English and/or French. Can't have a little boy's chest, but can't be unnatturally busty. Can't be too shy but can't be a super whore, normal whore is ok. Must not fuck too many many people, or else she is just gross. Must have a cute face and good teeth. Must be intelligent. Alsomust have nice legs and nice hair.
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I would like a 6-foot tall, naturally red-haired and busty asian chick who can turn lead into gold. :P
Just kidding. I'd prefer an intelligent woman who can speak her mind, but also knows when not to speak. Knowing how to cook would be a nice bonus. She's also got to have a sense of humor and it would be a plus if she liked video games. Height-wise, anything over 5'3 and less than 5'10. As far as breasts go, I'm cool with a C-cup or higher(not freakishly higher, though). I also like women with nice hips and of course, her teeth gotta be right. Dark-colored hair would be preferable, as well.
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Actually, my supervisor at the store where I work. She's about 36, she's fit (I saw her in a jogging suit a few weeks ago, definitely fit) She's nice, doesn't seem to have any dirty habits (I must admit I'm something of a body fascist,) she works and makes a good living*if you call fifteen dollars an hour a good living), and lives by herself (She says) so I assume she is independent and capable.
Best of all, she's not so hot that if I ever got in a relationship with her that I'd have to fight off a dozen studs.
Of course, that's unlikely: I look like that kid from the Milk Junkies cartoon if his ribs jutted and he had acne problems, and she earns almost three times what I do.
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a really funny girl that would likt to play videogames with me, I would like it if she was smart, but not too smart or I would always feel stupid around her, She would have to beable to tolerate some of my perverted ways (and maby have a few of her own) but anyway, as for looks, I would like her to be somewhat skinny and have nice boobs, if I could choose the size they would be pretty damn big, but I don't really care so they can be whatever size they are, if we want them bigger, theres surgery and medication for that. lol.
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My opinion will differ from most men and most lesbians for that matter, so pay attention kids, this is a rare sight when I actually become open about something this personal.
Personality: Must be intelligent, I hate stupid people, I don't date them, I don't fuck them. period., anything with a low IQ isn't getting in my pants and certainly isn't bearing my children, bad DNA. Needs to be of European Descent, preferebly of Dutch, German, or Hungarian descent (But Asian works too, basically stuff within my heritage). Must know that cleanliness is a must have, cannot be dirty, must be clean and well presented. A lady.
Appearance: Not overweight, not underweight, breast size is typically irrelevant, but I would much rather prefer a woman with anywhere between a B and C cup, nice and balanced, needs curves (Think Venus statue, that is what a woman is supposed to look like.) but not rolls. Brown or Black hair preferred, I enjoy Green Eyes or Blue. Must have a feeling of sophistication about her by the way she dresses, and not be afraid to go out in a dress or business suit with me, I despise casual dress like T shirts and blue jeans, and I would hope she would too, I do not wish to date a slovenly white trash bimbo, she needs to be a lady. Period.
Interests: These are her deal, I can't control her mind, but having a perchant for Classical music is a plus. Unless your hobbies include fucking hookers every weekend, you shouldn't have to change many of your interests to suit your lover.
Must not be a member of 4chan.
That's pretty much it.
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Must know that cleanliness is a must have, cannot be dirty, must be clean and well presented. A lady.
I do not wish to date a slovenly white trash bimbo, she needs to be a lady. Period.
Interests: Unless your hobbies include fucking hookers every weekend, you shouldn't have to change many of your interests to suit your lover.
I hear ya on that,those are some good points.
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all right guys, here's my ideal lady...
my ideal woman would be either white or oriental, long dark hair, tan-ish skin. she'd be slightly shorter than me (probably around 5'6" or so), with a nice toned figure and large breasts - sorta like nanako, but i know women just aren't built like that - preferably around a DD or DDD, but anything above a C is okay too, just as long as they aren't fake.
her personality would be very sweet and affectionate, but also a bit kinky - a girl that, when you first wake up in the morning, you would see her smiling face, and she would fix you an awesome breakfast wearing whatever little clothes she had on in bed, and then go on to take a shower with you afterward. the kind of girl who would run up to you and "tackle-huggle" you if she hadn't seen you in a while, with her soft breasts squishing against you, since she knew it'd turn you on if she wore that low-cut tanktop, or purposely didn't wear a bra. someone who is happy-go-lucky but also intelligent, modest but also a tease, loves video games and anime as much as i do, and always tells you that she loves you, and the only thing she needs is your love for her.
THAT'S my kind of woman. =D
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all right guys, here's my ideal lady...
my ideal woman would be either white or oriental, long dark hair, tan-ish skin. she'd be slightly shorter than me (probably around 5'6" or so), with a nice toned figure and large breasts - sorta like nanako, but i know women just aren't built like that - preferably around a DD or DDD, but anything above a C is okay too, just as long as they aren't fake.
her personality would be very sweet and affectionate, but also a bit kinky - a girl that, when you first wake up in the morning, you would see her smiling face, and she would fix you an awesome breakfast wearing whatever little clothes she had on in bed, and then go on to take a shower with you afterward. the kind of girl who would run up to you and "tackle-huggle" you if she hadn't seen you in a while, with her soft breasts squishing against you, since she knew it'd turn you on if she wore that low-cut tanktop, or purposely didn't wear a bra. someone who is happy-go-lucky but also intelligent, modest but also a tease, loves video games and anime as much as i do, and always tells you that she loves you, and the only thing she needs is your love for her.
THAT'S my kind of woman. =D
So the kind that doesn't exist outside of porn movies...how...terribly ironic....
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you know that's not entirely true philosopher, there are a lot of girls like that at some anime conventions.
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you know that's not entirely true philosopher, there are a lot of girls like that at some anime conventions.
I can vouch for that.I went to ACEN (Anime Central) a few years ago,and i got hugged twice by some cute girls because I was cosplaying Ryoga from Ranma 1/2....lol...they were Ryoga fans that were hugging every Ryoga cosplayer they saw...me and another person i met there(who was also there as Ryoga) were laughing about it.
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So the kind that doesn't exist outside of porn movies...how...terribly ironic....
BULLCRAP! most porn i see is VERY distasteful. that's why i like hentai a lot better. but that aside, i know that there are girls out there who can be naughty, but in a sweet kind of way. you can have a girl that gives you a kiss, but she could also lick your cheek or nibble on your ear a bit. you can still call that affection, can't you?
one of my friends' girlfriend recently told him she wanted to try bondage. is that by itself a BAD thing?? hell no! it just shows that she's outgoing and adventurous.
i just feel that if people are gonna hook up, they should have fun while they're doing it. it adds life to the relationship. i'd rather make love to my woman every day than go about our everyday lives and let the passion dwindle away. lots of married couples divorce because of that, and i don't want that to happen to me.
don't get me wrong, i think it's completely fine to like a "good girl" or a "lady," as you call it, Philosopher. that just shows you have good taste and are very sophisticated. =D
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BULLCRAP! most porn i see is VERY distasteful. that's why i like hentai a lot better. but that aside, i know that there are girls out there who can be naughty, but in a sweet kind of way. you can have a girl that gives you a kiss, but she could also lick your cheek or nibble on your ear a bit. you can still call that affection, can't you?
one of my friends' girlfriend recently told him she wanted to try bondage. is that by itself a BAD thing?? hell no! it just shows that she's outgoing and adventurous.
i just feel that if people are gonna hook up, they should have fun while they're doing it. it adds life to the relationship. i'd rather make love to my woman every day than go about our everyday lives and let the passion dwindle away. lots of married couples divorce because of that, and i don't want that to happen to me.
don't get me wrong, i think it's completely fine to like a "good girl" or a "lady," as you call it, Philosopher. that just shows you have good taste and are very sophisticated. =D
Call me Will, please.
Oh and, yeah there are girls like that at anime cons, but the thing to realise is that you're never going to find all of those convieniently packed into one thing in real life, it would be nice, I know I can't find mine easily, without her being a stuck up rich girl or something (She needs to wait until she lives with me before she starts being a stuck up rich girl :P) so it's not too easy as you say, and just ask YTF about anime convention girls, oh he'll tell you. he'll tell you.
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i understand totally. i highly doubt i'll find someone that completely fits my description, but a man can dream, can't he? besides, this is an "ideal girl" thread. i just didn't want people saying that they wanted a chick that "looked like (insert random hentai character here)" because a lot of people were doing that when i had this thread in the bakunyuu baka forum. as far as convention girls go, i've only been to one convention, which was midsouthcon in memphis, back in march of this year, and i didn't cosplay either (didn't have enough money or know-how to make a costume), so i didn't get a lot of attention. one of my friends who DID cosplay (using an ORIGINAL character costume he made, btw) received a lot of compliments on his outfit. i don't recall him being hugged, though.
but anyway, i'm pretty sure i won't be finding anyone to date anytime soon. for one thing, as some of you may know, i don't have my driver's license yet (reasons being my own), and i'm already 20 years old. second, i feel that it would be better to establish a relationship AFTER i establish a stable career and good income - i'd hate to get a girl and then not be able to help support her financially, especially if i can't do so for myself right now. finally, i'm very introverted by nature, although i'm trying to be more sociable. i guess i'm either too shy or too afraid to talk to random people who i don't know, especially if i'm not good at carrying on conversations. =/
oh yeah, sorry for calling you Philosopher, Will - i was just going by your screen name, and i know a lot of people don't like to give out their real names. i'll try to remember that from now on.
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indeed, that is what dreams are for
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Personality: Well... she's gotta be kind, for one thing. I think I speak for us all when I say that a kind girl is better than a brash and rude one. She's gotta be brainy. If the girl can only talk about makeup and shoes and what she found on the side of her Jaguar, she ain't worth the money you'll spend on her. Intelligence DOES count for something, you know. I'd like the girl to be a tiny bit on the shy side. The quiet ones can be so cute and innocent... I like innocence. And finally, she must not be especially submissive. She has to be at least confident enough to let me know if she doesn't like something I'm doing. You know what I mean?
Appearance: Hoo, this is a tough one... first off, I don't especially hate any hair color at all, but I go absolutely wild for brunettes, probably due to the fact that it matches my hair color (though I've been considering for about a month the possibility of dying it for the convention, going as Yukito [dark silver-gray hair] from CardCaptor Sakura or as Makoto [blonde] from Genshiken rather than my Tuxedo Kamen idea I initially had). From there, in order, I like blonde, red and black. As for the overall build... she can't be too thin, she can't be fat. She has to be a tiny bit plump, just enough to be huggable. I'd also prefer she be shorter than me (not hard, considering I'm 6' even). Tall girls... freak me out a bit. Bust size... well, what I'd like her to have: DD. What I'd settle for: C. I'd also like if she had a nice butt. Butts can be pretty cute when they're the right shape. Preferred eye color... well... blue. The last three things are not neccesary, but pluses. Absolutely necessary is hygiene. If she's gonna stink the place up, I'm gonna kick her to the curb faster than that bag full of spent Kleenex in the bathroom.
Interests: Well, she doesn't have to like everything I like. I'd prefer she has differing interests from me. That way, she can tell me about her interests and I can tell her about mine. Though it WOULD be cool if she were into anime or video games (or both) like me.
Sexual Experience: Minimal. I don't want a girlfriend that's been around the quickie mart several dozen times. I'd prefer to learn the ins and outs (laugh and I'll smack you) as quickly as she does. Besides, if you've played Leisure Suit Larry 1, you know the dangers of sleeping with an "experienced" woman. I will not go into details. I'll leave it at I'd really like that she know as much as I do about it. (Which is zip, not counting wet dream experience.)
How's that?
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sounds very respectable, lots of good details. i'm glad to see that many of us share the same interests AND morals (hygiene, intelligence, etc.) in women.
anyone else wanna post their preferences/opinions?
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Must have functional arms and legs.
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Must have functional arms and legs.
Hey, a paralyzed girl could be hot. Notice the word could be, as in a hypothetical being. Now a functional vagina on the other hand...
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What I want in a girlfriend can be expressed in one simple sentence: a best friend with boobs. Needs to share interests and a sense of humour with me. Oh, and put up with my bitching.
Looks, strangely enough, aren't something I've chased up ever, partially because I'm not really that shallow, and partially because I know what *I* look like, and so the really attractive girls are out of reach. ;P
That said, the first thing I'll notice is a face- well, the first thing I'll notice is boobs, but the first thing I'll pay *real* attention to is a face. Where boobs will always sag, and hips will always spread, more often than not, faces just go a bit wrinkly and don't deteriorate massively from what they were.
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Hey, a paralyzed girl could be hot. Notice the word could be, as in a hypothetical being. Now a functional vagina on the other hand...
a functional vagina is a must, lol... but a hot paralyzed girl?? now i think you're just trying to take advantage of her... shame, shame... >_>
What I want in a girlfriend can be expressed in one simple sentence: a best friend with boobs. Needs to share interests and a sense of humour with me. Oh, and put up with my bitching.
Looks, strangely enough, aren't something I've chased up ever, partially because I'm not really that shallow, and partially because I know what *I* look like, and so the really attractive girls are out of reach. ;P
That said, the first thing I'll notice is a face- well, the first thing I'll notice is boobs, but the first thing I'll pay *real* attention to is a face. Where boobs will always sag, and hips will always spread, more often than not, faces just go a bit wrinkly and don't deteriorate massively from what they were.
"a best friend with boobs..." interesting indeed, lol... XD
but seriously, it's cool that you're not shallow. eye candy's nice, of course, but i wouldn't want to hook up with a hotty that wouldn't respect me for who i am.
anyone else wanna post their opinions??
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It seems most of these BB guys would hit anything. Animal Mineral or Vegatable.
"Vegetable meaning Parapalegic?"
"Yeah they put up the least amount of struggle"
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It seems most of these BB guys would hit anything. Animal Mineral or Vegatable.
"Vegetable meaning Parapalegic?"
"Yeah they put up the least amount of struggle"
Man, you REALLY don't like us very much, do you?
Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head. Basically, I want what amounts to a best friend, except with boobies.
See, the thing is, yes, I like girls. I would LOVE to have a girlfriend. Why don't I? Simple. There is no girl around who seems to like EITHER of my interests (anime and video games, obviously). If neither of those two requirements are met, it's pretty much a sure bet that we wouldn't be able to possess any sort of relationship. Trust me, we'd grate. Of course, it DOES help if the girl is fairly attractive. I'm not saying she's got to be Yuka, but her face had BETTER look decent, and it's nice if she has a good body (although what good will it do MY ugly ass to be choosy?), although not totally necessary (read: pre-October 2005 Lisa. Fucking Lisa.). Also, I would greatly prefer her to have the level of honesty I have. A girl that cheats is just no good, plus, I don't want to risk becoming so mad and distraught that I become that "Li'l Slugger" character Mr. Raymond became in that story of mine.
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It seems most of these BB guys would hit anything. Animal Mineral or Vegatable.
"Vegetable meaning Parapalegic?"
"Yeah they put up the least amount of struggle"
i know you're just teasing (at least i HOPE you are...) but i highly doubt that my fellow bakunyuu bakas are THAT shallow. we may obsess over huge anime boobs with a passion, but i don't think that necessarily keeps us from having normal, moral standards.
if i read correctly, most of em said that they'd accept C-cup women (myself included), and they seem very common. personally, i'd say a C-cup is the average, medium-size for boobs. and Will, i believe you said between a B and a C, correct? well, there ya go.
also, i very much value the whole "lady" personality. i just wanna have fun with it, and that's where the slight naughtiness comes in, whether it's initially or later on. one of my good friends (who's normally very conservative about sex-related issues) recently told me that he wants an innocent girl because he said that it would be a turn-on for him to have sex with an "inexperienced" girl - made him feel naughty, he said. and he's VERY much into the whole "lady" thing, trying to be honorable and chivalrous with earning a woman's love.
as i always say - to each his own.
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Man, you REALLY don't like us very much, do you?
Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head. Basically, I want what amounts to a best friend, except with boobies.
See, the thing is, yes, I like girls. I would LOVE to have a girlfriend. Why don't I? Simple. There is no girl around who seems to like EITHER of my interests (anime and video games, obviously). If neither of those two requirements are met, it's pretty much a sure bet that we wouldn't be able to possess any sort of relationship. Trust me, we'd grate. Of course, it DOES help if the girl is fairly attractive. I'm not saying she's got to be Yuka, but her face had BETTER look decent, and it's nice if she has a good body (although what good will it do MY ugly ass to be choosy?), although not totally necessary (read: pre-October 2005 Lisa. Fucking Lisa.). Also, I would greatly prefer her to have the level of honesty I have. A girl that cheats is just no good, plus, I don't want to risk becoming so mad and distraught that I become that "Li'l Slugger" character Mr. Raymond became in that story of mine.
I hear ya...for me,it'd be great if i ended up with a girl that was into both anime and video games,since they are a big part of my life,also.At the beginning of this year,there was this chick that was interested in me,she looked good,but she lost all interest in me because of my dentures,saying she "didn't want a boyfriend that has hunks of plastic in his mouth",so that was a bummer...if a girl was truly interested in me,she'd be able to look past that and not be so fickle,but...whattya' gonna do,eh?
Myself,i usually go for girls that are taller than me (I'm 5 foot 8),but my last 2 girlfriends were shorter than me,but i still gave them a fair shot,so if i can look past factors such as height and stuff,hopefully they can look past my dentures.
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also, i very much value the whole "lady" personality. i just wanna have fun with it, and that's where the slight naughtiness comes in, whether it's initially or later on. one of my good friends (who's normally very conservative about sex-related issues) recently told me that he wants an innocent girl because he said that it would be a turn-on for him to have sex with an "inexperienced" girl - made him feel naughty, he said. and he's VERY much into the whole "lady" thing, trying to be honorable and chivalrous with earning a woman's love.
as i always say - to each his own.
I agree with this also...being with a girl that's nice and is clean and not looking like alleyway material is important.Because honestly,say alot of us BB fans found a girl that looked great,had huge boobs,but was a total bitch all the time and the only good part of the relationship was the sex...i think alot of the BB guys here wouldn't put up with that for long,i know i wouldn't.
Also,some naughtyness is okay...my last girlfriend was a C-cup,and whenever i grabbed the melons,i always felt kinda bad,but she kept telling me she didn't mind,and every now and then i'm slapping my hand saying "Bad hand!"...lol...but while we were going out,we spen alot of time together,and she said i was one of the nicer guys she'd been with,so even though i'm a BB fan,i still think it's important to show your special lady that you have that nice side,and that you know how to treat a woman.
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fuck morals! *lmao* j/k
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Good God n00bs you can't catch a Clerks reference :P
I download Yoko Matsugane pics just as much as you do, I have Bakunyuu CG sets, I just enjoy fucking with ya, haven't you figured that out? I love curving a reaction.
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Good God n00bs you can't catch a Clerks reference :P
I download Yoko Matsugane pics just as much as you do, I have Bakunyuu CG sets, I just enjoy fucking with ya, haven't you figured that out? I love curving a reaction.
lol...i didn't catch the reference,but then again,i've only seen the Clerks movie 3 times,so...
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Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.
This isn't something that gets said very often, so I'll post it a few more times.
Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.
Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.
Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.
I'm quite interested in this whole 'lady'/romance talk, too.
I'm not really one for casual sex, so I'd probably be looking more for A Girlfriend rather than A Shag. Although I probably wouldn't be adverse to doing a close friend here and there somewhere down the line if I knew it wouldn't get awkward afterwards. I've always been closer to girls than I have guys in all truth (a blessing and a curse) so that's probably just me keeping my options open.
In short: no anonymous fucking.
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In short: no anonymous fucking.
amen to that.
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I'll just admit it. I wish BoA was my gf. I have like 20 posters of her in my room, and I own every CD she's ever made. Damn those Kpop idols...
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Q: What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her back in the wheelchair.
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I'll just admit it. I wish BoA was my gf. I have like 20 posters of her in my room, and I own every CD she's ever made. Damn those Kpop idols...
(http://jpopworld.diy.myrice.com/wallpaper/female/boa/boa007.jpg)
is that her?
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Hmm.... a japanese brunette with non-saggy H-K cup breasts and strong enough back muscles to carry them. Inhuman flexibility, agility, intellegence, and sexual appetite.
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Hmm.... a japanese brunette with non-saggy H-K cup breasts and strong enough back muscles to carry them. Inhuman flexibility, agility, intellegence, and sexual appetite.
whoa, hold up - "H-K cup breasts?!?" i DO hope you mean by japanese cup sizes (even so, a japanese K cup would probably be around an american DDD, i'd say, but that's just a guess). if not, then GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK... as for flexibility... i guess that's realistic, seeing how there are a lot of oriental gymnasts and contortionists around. but as much as they exercise, they'll probably be pretty flat as far as boobs go... =/
I'll just admit it. I wish BoA was my gf. I have like 20 posters of her in my room, and I own every CD she's ever made. Damn those Kpop idols...
"BoA?" what does that stand for? if scarab's pic is correct, she IS very attractive.
but DO keep in mind that this thread isn't for posting about which well-known models (or porn stars, for that matter) or pop icons you'd like to tap, it's about posting an ideal, yet REALISTIC generalization of what kind of woman you like. i don't wanna stray off-course this time around. PLEASE READ THE RULES. >=P
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I think she did the Inuyasha ending "Every Heart"...
Yes, I know lots of people hate Inu-Yasha, but I think it's okay.
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i think velma from the scooby doo movies is pretty hot. she's in the movie "grandma's boy". linda cardellini is her name. and just read that she did voice acting for the "gladius" video game and a scooby doo video game...
but she's not my vote for the "ideal girl"...
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You gotta be F'en me you actually watch that movie god damn man you should get out more.
Ok me heres my list
-any color
-Breast gotta be as big as a DD or DDD
-Can Cook
-Has sense of humor
-Can play video games
-5'9
-she has a nice smile
-and loves to play sports
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-Good looks
-Huge breasts, DDD or larger
-Around 5'4" in height
-Kind personality
-Playful
-Shares similar interests
-Rich
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yaay, good to see that more people are posting! don't be afraid to elaborate more about your descriptions - that's sorta what i was hoping for in your posts. i'm just curious to know what you guys like in terms of REALISTIC women rather than porn/hentai, etc. (even though i DID name the thread "your IDEAL girl"...). if you're new to this thread, be sure to read through some of the previous posts (including the very first one so i won't yell at you, lol) to get a good idea of what i'm talking about.
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Personality:
She has to be pretty intelligent, definitely above average. Naturally she can't be a bitch, but I'm not really looking for someone who is always demure and reserved. Not being able to ever recognize sarcasm is a big minus (and would probably lead to me getting her angry on many occasions). I'd like her to be able to be bluntly honest when something needs to be said, or at least not drop hints. I might be able to recognize hints, but I usually don't act on them. I can never am certain if they really are hinting, so I usually go with the path of least resistance. She has to have a certain willingness to slack off, I've never understood anyone with a full schedule. I don't care if she has fashion sense or not, just as long as she isn't extremely judgmental about mine (I can accept criticism, but not being dragged to the store for an entire wardrobe makeover). Although being a "lady" is not necessary, I'd want her to be reasonably clean.
Interests:
Being able to do something artistic (instruments, painting, writing, acting) is a plus, despite (or because of?) my total lack of ability in that field. Video gaming would be good, but I'm perfectly content gaming alone, even giving it up a bit (but only if we were actually spending time together instead of me gaming, I wouldn't want to date anyone who would demand I give up a hobby simply because she doesn't like it). Sharing a few favorite bands, authors, and movies would also be good, but I think having the same tastes would be boring. As far as specific interests go, I don't care, I just expect a certain mutual respect of each other's interests.
Beliefs:
To avoid hijacking the thread, I'll try to keep this part brief. There aren't too many beliefs (political and religious) that I'd outright say no to. Nazis, of course, are out of the question (they'd probably be screened out already because of the intelligence requirement). I don't care about religious beliefs, I'm not religious myself, so I'm happy as long as I'm not pushed to convert. Beliefs work the same way as the interests would, similar beliefs are a plus, a certain mutual respect that the other person isn't a dumbass because they disagree is required, but a certain amount of openness is good, I love discussing that sort of thing.
Appearance:
Ideally, she'd probably be around 5' 6", definitely shorter than me. Weight-wise, I guess the average weight to her height is good. Too much fat is a turn-off, as are too many ribs. Maybe a little underweight, but definitely nowhere near dangerous levels. Long black or brown hair is best, although I wouldn't mind dyed hair, nor would I mind short hair styles (it's only fair, my hair is down to my shoulders). For breast-size, I'd take anything as long as she fit the personality requirements well, but since we're talking ideal, I'll say D cups, possibly DD. Too much and I'm afraid they'd distract me from her personality (or even worse - she decided they were big enough that she wouldn't need one, I'm sure we all have seen the type, right?), but none of us are here because we preferred average breasts. I'm not much of a connoisseur of the buttocks, so really whatever is appropriate to the rest of her body. Too small and we risk it looking child-like, too large and we have too much fat in the wrong places. Facially, I want something that says "pleasant". I'm not looking for an Angelina Jolie-style seductive face, but I don't want to cringe every time I turn my head. My only major stipulation is that she can't have a giant nose. Maybe it seems strange, but an overly large schnoz ruins a face for me. Race-wise I'd like to say that I'd take any race as long as they're attractive enough, but I usually don't find many people as attractive as Europeans and Asians. In the end, appearance is probably the least important factor. As long as I'm not repulsed by her very sight and she fits the other requirements fairly well, I'm pretty lenient.
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Hmmmmm im not one to set myself to high goals and i have really only had one real "crush" on a girl and that was way back in middle shcool and as soon as i realised i liked her she left the state... ironicly cause her dad got a job working for my uncle... but heargos
personality would be stronger than looks on my clock
she needs to have a sence of humor and a lot of patience to deal with me
i want a woman with a quirky personality many wierd things that she likes or dislikes
what really catches my real "attention" is her laugh because i am a hapy person and i like makeing people laugh so the laugh must be beutiful
happy funloveing a little mishevious with good laugh to shorten it
looks are less important for me for the same reasons as other who have posted my looks arent that great but im not butt ugly and this is ideal so
i want her to be close to my hight (around 5' 8") shorter is preferd over taller
average weight for her hight a little eaither way is ok
boobs are obviouly a plus i(i would not rule out a girl because of them cause realisticly ill take whatever i can in the phisical department) but bigger is definatly better here
other than that i would focus on the face and head for looks
dark colors for hair and eyes
long hair is a plus
i want a cute face eaither a little mishevious or innosent looking but soft features are preferd
that is probably the first time i have at one time though all the way through that and got it all down... adhd has that effect on ya
so there she is boys (and girls)
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I'd like to meet a girl with a type-A personality. A take-charge, take-risks sort of person. I'm a bit of a coward, so sometimes I need a push from someone trustworthy to do what I need to. She wouldn't neccesarily have to be into video games or anime or anything, so long as she doesn't think any less of me for liking those things myself. Having the same interests helps, but different interests would allow both of us to try out new things. The one thing I really want us to have in common is exercise. I like to go for walks/jogs, a little weightlifting and such, and it would be great to have someone else to do that with. If she's healthy, I don't care even if she's an a-cup.
Edit: of course, someone with a bit more than an a-cup would be great, but realistically I'll take what I can get.
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*BUMPS his thread in an attempt to keep it alive again*
'sup, guys. i'm glad to see that a few people have posted some good, detailed descriptions. anyone else (maybe some of the newer people) want to post their opinions/comments/questions/anything??
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Girls have a penis boys have a vagina?
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What is this? Kindergarten?
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Girls have a penis boys have a vagina?
*suddenly breaks down and loses all hope for this damn thread...* >_<;;;
man... i think i just 'SPLODED a little bit on the inside. =(
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*Explodes*
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*desperately re-BUMPS out of boredom*
c'mon, i know there's been a few new members join recently... let's see what you like in a woman (be sure to read the beginning of the thread first)!
...or if anyone else wants to post something MEANINGFUL (this means YOU, will!!! >_<; ), that's cool too...
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*desperately re-BUMPS out of boredom*
...or if anyone else wants to post something MEANINGFUL (this means YOU, will!!! >_<; ), that's cool too...
well,it'd be nice to get a girl that's got a nice pair,but in general,if i could find a nice clean girl who had a great personality in general,that would mean alot,even if she didn't have huge breasts.
The body would be nice,but it's more the personality and her habits overall that matter.I wouldn't want a girl with a great body that was a total bitch or whatnot,you know?
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well,it'd be nice to get a girl that's got a nice pair,but in general,if i could find a nice clean girl who had a great personality in general,that would mean alot,even if she didn't have huge breasts.
The body would be nice,but it's more the personality and her habits overall that matter.I wouldn't want a girl with a great body that was a total bitch or whatnot,you know?
amen to that. no one likes a bitch, even if she's hot... unless you were into being yelled at all the time like some type of strange dominatrix or love-hina-ish fetish or something... >_<;
anyone else??
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I'd like a girl that wouldn't laugh at me for posting in this thread.
So, in other words I won't be getting pussy anytime soon.
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Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?
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Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?
only if sometime down the road you found out that he was actually a horse. and then still further down the road discovered the horse was actually a broom.
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Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?
Can't see any problem there.
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No brooms here, don't we have a topic about such depravity in another forum though?
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Is it okay if I say my ideal woman might actually be a boy?
wow will, i didn't know you were into loli-yaoi (ok, maybe loli)... and NO, i will NOT allow such discussion in my thread! >_<;
only if sometime down the road you found out that he was actually a horse. and then still further down the road discovered the horse was actually a broom.
nice Family Guy reference there, heirophant. but no horses or brooms in here either - strictly male-female relationships. ok, MAYBE gay/lesbian, but knowing how 99% of this forum's members are male, i'd much rather not know about any gays/bisexuals in here, if there are any... so yeah, discuss ONLY what kind of woman/girl you'd want, seriously. i'd especially like to hear from some of the newer members who haven't posted anything in this thread, if possible.
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wow will, i didn't know you were into loli-yaoi (ok, maybe loli)... and NO, i will NOT allow such discussion in my thread! >_<;
Well FINE
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Well FINE
lol, don't get your feelings hurt, Will. i'm sure hyperguy will let you make up your own loli-yaoi thread elsewhere in the forum... provided it doesn't cause utter pandemonium like the "biggest of the big" one i created out of mere appeasement did... >_<;
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Ideal girl: prosthetic vagina. They don't talk back. O SNAPZ
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His idea Fantasy execptt the vagina part
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His idea Fantasy execptt the vagina part
Wha? Are you saying somebody said it already? If so, bah rubbish.
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Ideal girl: prosthetic vagina. They don't talk back. O SNAPZ
hmm, seems some people tend to prefer plastic over real women... seems pretty sad and lonely if you ask me. of course i'm lonely (not really SAD, though) too since i don't have a gf or anything... seeing how i'm always so busy with college and band obligations and since i'm always low on cash AND i don't have a driver's license, i doubt i'd need a gf soon anyway. ah well, it'll give me something to look forward to later on in life, i guess. =/
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hmm, seems some people tend to prefer plastic over real women... seems pretty sad and lonely if you ask me. of course i'm lonely (not really SAD, though) too since i don't have a gf or anything... seeing how i'm always so busy with college and band obligations and since i'm always low on cash AND i don't have a driver's license, i doubt i'd need a gf soon anyway. ah well, it'll give me something to look forward to later on in life, i guess. =/
The irony in this particular statement counts for at least 70% of my daily needed supply.
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hmm, seems some people tend to prefer plastic over real women... seems pretty sad and lonely if you ask me. of course i'm lonely (not really SAD, though) too since i don't have a gf or anything... seeing how i'm always so busy with college and band obligations and since i'm always low on cash AND i don't have a driver's license, i doubt i'd need a gf soon anyway. ah well, it'll give me something to look forward to later on in life, i guess. =/
It's not sad and lonely so much as "horny and apathetic". I mean, why waste the time getting a girlfriend when modern technology can do just as good?
BTW I don't actually have a prosthetic vagina or anything, it was more of a philosophical question.
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It's not sad and lonely so much as "horny and apathetic". I mean, why waste the time getting a girlfriend when modern technology can do just as good?
BTW I don't actually have a prosthetic vagina or anything, it was more of a philosophical question.
whatever creams your twinkie, i guess, lol. i still think it'd be amazing to find a sweet, caring chick who also looked hot as hell, but i guess there are also people who would like to stay single, whatever their reasons may be. =/
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i still think it'd be amazing to find a sweet, caring chick who also looked hot as hell
And while we're at it, I can spring rocket engines out of my back and fly to the moon and build myself a Lunar Empire; our primary livestock shall be winged pigs.
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And while we're at it, I can spring rocket engines out of my back and fly to the moon and build myself a Lunar Empire; our primary livestock shall be winged pigs.
all in due time, my friend. =3
but seriously, i'm sure there are girls out there who are like that... there's GOTTA be. i just figure it's all a matter of getting them to like you enough.
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but seriously, i'm sure there are girls out there who are like that... there's GOTTA be. i just figure it's all a matter of getting them to like you enough.
No. It's definitely all a matter of finding this mythical race of beings. If they did exist, I would have just kidnapped them all by now.
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Why there is no "ideal guy" thread? O_O
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Why there is no "ideal guy" thread? O_O
...because I'm RIGHT HERE, BABY!, etc.
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That, and a topic like that is best reserved for a boy crazy forum.
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Why there is no "ideal guy" thread? O_O
Because only I would post in it.
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i'm actually bi-sexual but prefer to keep it on the low.
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i'm actually bi-sexual but prefer to keep it on the low.
That's not very much on the low. In fact it's pretty high on the high.
You know what is low, though? Anuses.
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i'm actually bi-sexual but prefer to keep it on the low.
I'm bi too, no big deal.
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Look guys, those girls don't exist. You're not asking for a "caring/kind/hot" girl, you're asking for a chick with big tits that can tolerate your looks.
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Look guys, those girls don't exist. You're not asking for a "caring/kind/hot" girl, you're asking for a chick with big tits that can tolerate your looks.
Fuck you terrorist. I bet you're gonna burn a flag tommorrow, huh?
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DON'T LET THIS MAN DRIVE YOU ANYWHERE. YOU'LL BECOME AN ACCESSORY TO ALLAH.
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HOLLA 4 ALLAH
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Allah (the Theologic Freak) was briefly known as "Freakzilla" and "Big Poppa Pump" back in the late nineties.
HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME
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Although there is something good about being of terrorist decent: Khris can send you guys 72 virgins via helicopter. That should be enough to placate even the most fickle of tastes.
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Jesus Christ those last posts made me lol
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'Sup guys?
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Khris killed the Maplers.
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That's not very much on the low. In fact it's pretty high on the high.
You know what is low, though? Anuses.
by "on the low" i mean i dont talk about it all the time like some people do.
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I'm bi too, no big deal.
To run a really, really shitty old joke: I'm 'buy'sexual. If I want sex, I have to buy it.
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hmm, i wonder whose thread will become more interesting - mine, or Will's bf/gf thread... either way, it'll probably be filled with random off-topic posts anyway... =(
btw, i got a small lol out of lumberjack's joke there. =3
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If I want sex, I have to buy it.
What a coincidence -- I'm horrifically ugly!!
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hmm, i wonder whose thread will become more interesting - mine, or Will's bf/gf thread... either way, it'll probably be filled with random off-topic posts anyway... =(
Wow, it looks like BOTH our threads are dead so far (I bet now Will's probably gonna post something crazy just in spite of me saying that, lol)...
Eh, I'm still up for some more meaningful posts (in here OR in any of my other threads) if anyone's interested. The forum seems to be moving kinda slow lately... =/
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None of you will ever get real girlfriends, because your ideal woman is a big breasted FREAK.
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None of you will ever get real girlfriends, because your ideal woman is a big breasted FREAK.
And you'll never get a real girlfriend because you're 30 and living in your grandma's basement. So?
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A 75-year old nerd who lives in his long deceased grandmother's basement has a higher probabiliy of getting laid than a bakunyuu.
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Stop infecting our topics with random insults. You can take a Venti razor and shove it up your ass, you Tall-brained moron.
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*Points somewhere*
Look! A woman's squirting milk from her breast! Why don't you jack off to it?!
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This dudes 75????
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*Points somewhere*
Look! A woman's squirting milk from her breast! Why don't you jack off to it?!
That is a very good question. Though he might have no hands.
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Look, this thread is about talking about your ideal girl, NOT a continuation of the war that caused a temporary ban. I bet his ideal girl is someone who is flat-chested, and hates big breasted girls as much as he hates bakunyuus.
Seriously, this war has got to stop. It's pointless. Let us continue talking about our ideal girls in peace.