tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread

[tetsaru arigashi]

okay, i know some of you bakunyuu baka veterans remember me creating a similar thread.  well, i felt that it was a slight success, so i'm going to continue it here.

for anyone who's not familiar with what i'm talking about, i want people to talk about what you would want your perfect "significant other" to be like.  i guess if there are any chicks floating around the forum, you can talk about what your "man" would be like (since there didn't seem to be any girls in the bakunyuu baka forum that i knew of...).  describe both external AND internal features of this person - hair/eye/skin color, height, proportions, personality, likes/dislikes...maybe even faults, fetishes, etc.

now then, lemme set a few things straight before we begin:

1 - DO NOT say you would want to have a specific anime/hentai character or a porn star/model for your choice.  i made this thread in order to find out what the people here TRULY value in finding a soulmate.
*ADDED* - don't say you want any well-known women either.  by this i mean pop icons, models, singers, etc.  you can fantasize about these women elsewhere, cuz i HIGHLY DOUBT anyone here is gonna be bangin' anyone famous.  i don't mean to be harsh, but the truth hurts sometimes.  =/

2 - try not to be TOO idealistic in your descriptions.  if you're a former bakunyuu baka member, don't say you would want a girl with a fuckin' triple-Z cup, cuz it ain't gonna happen - this is reality we're talking here.  it's fine to say that you'd like a busty woman, but try to be reasonable and realistic with your...sizes, i guess.  =/

3 - it's okay to reference SIMILARITIES to certain anime/hentai characters or real people that you know of to describe your ideal woman (or man, for the ladies out there).

4 - if you already have a "soulmate," if you wish, you may describe him/her here, if he/she does not mind.  hell, post pics if you want to.

basically, all i'm saying is just try to be realistic with your descriptions.  it's okay to fantasize over all the hentai and what not that we do (God knows i do), but sorry, if you're looking for something like that in real life, then you need to get your mind out of the gutter.

now then, lemme see what you guys have to say, and i may post my own personal preferences later (even though some of you will probably already know what to expect, lol).  >=D

[Master of Ridley]

- For personality, someone who likes to have fun of any kind, but doesn't constantly need to have fun. Someone who doesn't ramble on and on, and will listen to what I have to say. Someone who isn't mean, and is as inteligent as me. I suppose that's ideal.

-Not a mental case. I have enough of those in my family.

-About 5'6''

-C-DD cup, not saggy

-Not built like a stick, but not too overweight. About +10 lbs overweight (not including the boobs) is fine

-Nice ass

-Green eyes, light brown hair

-Light tan skin

[importgamer13]

Personality:  Funny,outgoing,affectionate.It'd be nice if she was a gamer,and also if she likes anime.Someone who doesn't play mind games,and is mature.Someone who doesn't mind long conversations,but at the same time,not babbling endlessly for hours.

Body: about 5 foot 8 or taller,long brown,black or blonde hair.Green or blue eyes. Doesn't have to be rail thin,maybe a few extra pounds,but not too much.Maybe a C- DDD cup.

[~Shinta]

Must like anime, must like manga, must respect hentai. Must be Japanese, and know Japanese, English and/or French. Can't have a little boy's chest, but can't be unnatturally busty. Can't be too shy but can't be a super whore, normal whore is ok. Must not fuck too many many people, or else she is just gross. Must have a cute face and good teeth. Must be intelligent. Alsomust have nice legs and nice hair.

[Meat]

I would like a 6-foot tall, naturally red-haired and busty asian chick who can turn lead into gold.

Just kidding.  I'd prefer an intelligent woman who can speak her mind, but also knows when not to speak.  Knowing how to cook would be a nice bonus.  She's also got to have a sense of humor and it would be a plus if she liked video games.   Height-wise, anything over 5'3 and less than 5'10.  As far as breasts go, I'm cool with a C-cup or higher(not freakishly higher, though).  I also like women with nice hips and of course, her teeth gotta be right.  Dark-colored hair would be preferable, as well.

[katana]

Actually, my supervisor at the store where I work. She's about 36, she's fit (I saw her in a jogging suit a few weeks ago, definitely fit) She's nice, doesn't seem to have any dirty habits (I must admit I'm something of a body fascist,) she works and makes a good living*if you call fifteen dollars an hour a good living), and lives by herself (She says) so I assume she is independent and capable.
Best of all, she's not so hot that if I ever got in a relationship with her that I'd have to fight off a dozen studs.
Of course, that's unlikely: I look like that kid from the Milk Junkies cartoon if his ribs jutted and he had acne problems, and she earns almost three times what I do.

[KingNitros]

a really funny girl that would likt to play videogames with me, I would like it if she was smart, but not too smart or I would always feel stupid around her, She would have to beable to tolerate some of my perverted ways (and maby have a few of her own) but anyway, as for looks, I would like her to be somewhat skinny and have nice boobs, if I could choose the size they would be pretty damn big, but I don't really care so they can be whatever size they are, if we want them bigger, theres surgery and medication for that. lol.

[Ellendesu]

My opinion will differ from most men and most lesbians for that matter, so pay attention kids, this is a rare sight when I actually become open about something this personal.

Personality: Must be intelligent, I hate stupid people, I don't date them, I don't fuck them. period., anything with a low IQ isn't getting in my pants and certainly isn't bearing my children, bad DNA. Needs to be of European Descent, preferebly of Dutch, German, or Hungarian descent (But Asian works too, basically stuff within my heritage). Must know that cleanliness is a must have, cannot be dirty, must be clean and well presented. A lady.

Appearance: Not overweight, not underweight, breast size is typically irrelevant, but I would much rather prefer a woman with anywhere between a B and C cup, nice and balanced, needs curves (Think Venus statue, that is what a woman is supposed to look like.) but not rolls. Brown or Black hair preferred, I enjoy Green Eyes or Blue. Must have a feeling of sophistication about her by the way she dresses, and not be afraid to go out in a dress or business suit with me, I despise casual dress like T shirts and blue jeans, and I would hope she would too, I do not wish to date a slovenly white trash bimbo, she needs to be a lady. Period.

Interests: These are her deal, I can't control her mind, but having a perchant for Classical music is a plus. Unless your hobbies include fucking hookers every weekend, you shouldn't have to change many of your interests to suit your lover.

Must not be a member of 4chan.

That's pretty much it.

[importgamer13]

Must know that cleanliness is a must have, cannot be dirty, must be clean and well presented. A lady.
 I do not wish to date a slovenly white trash bimbo, she needs to be a lady. Period.

Interests: Unless your hobbies include fucking hookers every weekend, you shouldn't have to change many of your interests to suit your lover.

I hear ya on that,those are some good points.

[tetsaru arigashi]

all right guys, here's my ideal lady...

my ideal woman would be either white or oriental, long dark hair, tan-ish skin.  she'd be slightly shorter than me (probably around 5'6" or so), with a nice toned figure and large breasts - sorta like nanako, but i know women just aren't built like that - preferably around a DD or DDD, but anything above a C is okay too, just as long as they aren't fake.

her personality would be very sweet and affectionate, but also a bit kinky - a girl that, when you first wake up in the morning, you would see her smiling face, and she would fix you an awesome breakfast wearing whatever little clothes she had on in bed, and then go on to take a shower with you afterward.  the kind of girl who would run up to you and "tackle-huggle" you if she hadn't seen you in a while, with her soft breasts squishing against you, since she knew it'd turn you on if she wore that low-cut tanktop, or purposely didn't wear a bra.  someone who is happy-go-lucky but also intelligent, modest but also a tease, loves video games and anime as much as i do, and always tells you that she loves you, and the only thing she needs is your love for her.

THAT'S my kind of woman.  =D

[Ellendesu]

all right guys, here's my ideal lady...

my ideal woman would be either white or oriental, long dark hair, tan-ish skin.  she'd be slightly shorter than me (probably around 5'6" or so), with a nice toned figure and large breasts - sorta like nanako, but i know women just aren't built like that - preferably around a DD or DDD, but anything above a C is okay too, just as long as they aren't fake.

her personality would be very sweet and affectionate, but also a bit kinky - a girl that, when you first wake up in the morning, you would see her smiling face, and she would fix you an awesome breakfast wearing whatever little clothes she had on in bed, and then go on to take a shower with you afterward.  the kind of girl who would run up to you and "tackle-huggle" you if she hadn't seen you in a while, with her soft breasts squishing against you, since she knew it'd turn you on if she wore that low-cut tanktop, or purposely didn't wear a bra.  someone who is happy-go-lucky but also intelligent, modest but also a tease, loves video games and anime as much as i do, and always tells you that she loves you, and the only thing she needs is your love for her.

THAT'S my kind of woman.  =D

So the kind that doesn't exist outside of porn movies...how...terribly ironic....

[King Zarkon]

you know that's not entirely true philosopher, there are a lot of girls like that at some anime conventions.

[importgamer13]

you know that's not entirely true philosopher, there are a lot of girls like that at some anime conventions.

I can vouch for that.I went to ACEN (Anime Central) a few years ago,and i got hugged twice by some cute girls because I was cosplaying Ryoga from Ranma 1/2....lol...they were Ryoga fans that were hugging every Ryoga cosplayer they saw...me and another person i met there(who was also there as Ryoga) were laughing about it.

[tetsaru arigashi]

So the kind that doesn't exist outside of porn movies...how...terribly ironic....

BULLCRAP!  most porn i see is VERY distasteful.  that's why i like hentai a lot better.  but that aside, i know that there are girls out there who can be naughty, but in a sweet kind of way.  you can have a girl that gives you a kiss, but she could also lick your cheek or nibble on your ear a bit.  you can still call that affection, can't you?

one of my friends' girlfriend recently told him she wanted to try bondage.  is that by itself a BAD thing??  hell no!  it just shows that she's outgoing and adventurous.

i just feel that if people are gonna hook up, they should have fun while they're doing it.  it adds life to the relationship.  i'd rather make love to my woman every day than go about our everyday lives and let the passion dwindle away.  lots of married couples divorce because of that, and i don't want that to happen to me.

don't get me wrong, i think it's completely fine to like a "good girl" or a "lady," as you call it, Philosopher.  that just shows you have good taste and are very sophisticated.  =D

[Ellendesu]

BULLCRAP!  most porn i see is VERY distasteful.  that's why i like hentai a lot better.  but that aside, i know that there are girls out there who can be naughty, but in a sweet kind of way.  you can have a girl that gives you a kiss, but she could also lick your cheek or nibble on your ear a bit.  you can still call that affection, can't you?

one of my friends' girlfriend recently told him she wanted to try bondage.  is that by itself a BAD thing??  hell no!  it just shows that she's outgoing and adventurous.

i just feel that if people are gonna hook up, they should have fun while they're doing it.  it adds life to the relationship.  i'd rather make love to my woman every day than go about our everyday lives and let the passion dwindle away.  lots of married couples divorce because of that, and i don't want that to happen to me.

don't get me wrong, i think it's completely fine to like a "good girl" or a "lady," as you call it, Philosopher.  that just shows you have good taste and are very sophisticated.  =D

Call me Will, please.

Oh and, yeah there are girls like that at anime cons, but the thing to realise is that you're never going to find all of those convieniently packed into one thing in real life, it would be nice, I know I can't find mine easily, without her being a stuck up rich girl or something (She needs to wait until she lives with me before she starts being a stuck up rich girl ) so it's not too easy as you say, and just ask YTF about anime convention girls, oh he'll tell you. he'll tell you.

[tetsaru arigashi]

i understand totally.  i highly doubt i'll find someone that completely fits my description, but a man can dream, can't he?  besides, this is an "ideal girl" thread.  i just didn't want people saying that they wanted a chick that "looked like (insert random hentai character here)" because a lot of people were doing that when i had this thread in the bakunyuu baka forum.  as far as convention girls go, i've only been to one convention, which was midsouthcon in memphis, back in march of this year, and i didn't cosplay either (didn't have enough money or know-how to make a costume), so i didn't get a lot of attention.  one of my friends who DID cosplay (using an ORIGINAL character costume he made, btw) received a lot of compliments on his outfit.  i don't recall him being hugged, though.

but anyway, i'm pretty sure i won't be finding anyone to date anytime soon.  for one thing, as some of you may know, i don't have my driver's license yet (reasons being my own), and i'm already 20 years old.  second, i feel that it would be better to establish a relationship AFTER i establish a stable career and good income - i'd hate to get a girl and then not be able to help support her financially, especially if i can't do so for myself right now.  finally, i'm very introverted by nature, although i'm trying to be more sociable.  i guess i'm either too shy or too afraid to talk to random people who i don't know, especially if i'm not good at carrying on conversations.  =/

oh yeah, sorry for calling you Philosopher, Will - i was just going by your screen name, and i know a lot of people don't like to give out their real names.  i'll try to remember that from now on.

[KingNitros]

indeed, that is what dreams are for

[Kiinan Yamasu]

Personality: Well... she's gotta be kind, for one thing. I think I speak for us all when I say that a kind girl is better than a brash and rude one. She's gotta be brainy. If the girl can only talk about makeup and shoes and what she found on the side of her Jaguar, she ain't worth the money you'll spend on her. Intelligence DOES count for something, you know. I'd like the girl to be a tiny bit on the shy side. The quiet ones can be so cute and innocent... I like innocence. And finally, she must not be especially submissive. She has to be at least confident enough to let me know if she doesn't like something I'm doing. You know what I mean?

Appearance: Hoo, this is a tough one... first off, I don't especially hate any hair color at all, but I go absolutely wild for brunettes, probably due to the fact that it matches my hair color (though I've been considering for about a month the possibility of dying it for the convention, going as Yukito [dark silver-gray hair] from CardCaptor Sakura or as Makoto [blonde] from Genshiken rather than my Tuxedo Kamen idea I initially had). From there, in order, I like blonde, red and black. As for the overall build... she can't be too thin, she can't be fat. She has to be a tiny bit plump, just enough to be huggable. I'd also prefer she be shorter than me (not hard, considering I'm 6' even). Tall girls... freak me out a bit. Bust size... well, what I'd like her to have: DD. What I'd settle for: C. I'd also like if she had a nice butt. Butts can be pretty cute when they're the right shape. Preferred eye color... well... blue. The last three things are not neccesary, but pluses. Absolutely necessary is hygiene. If she's gonna stink the place up, I'm gonna kick her to the curb faster than that bag full of spent Kleenex in the bathroom.

Interests: Well, she doesn't have to like everything I like. I'd prefer she has differing interests from me. That way, she can tell me about her interests and I can tell her about mine. Though it WOULD be cool if she were into anime or video games (or both) like me.

Sexual Experience: Minimal. I don't want a girlfriend that's been around the quickie mart several dozen times. I'd prefer to learn the ins and outs (laugh and I'll smack you) as quickly as she does. Besides, if you've played Leisure Suit Larry 1, you know the dangers of sleeping with an "experienced" woman. I will not go into details. I'll leave it at I'd really like  that she know as much as I do about it. (Which is zip, not counting wet dream experience.)

How's that?

[tetsaru arigashi]

sounds very respectable, lots of good details.  i'm glad to see that many of us share the same interests AND morals (hygiene, intelligence, etc.) in women.

anyone else wanna post their preferences/opinions?

[Ellendesu]

Must have functional arms and legs.