THE ULTIMATE THREAD OF WIN BECUZ

[Ellendesu]

ZOMG IT'S REI EPISODE III

one does not simply DONATE TO 4CHAN into a huge gaping vagina the size of a hallway
ZOOMj Yep you failed pretty hard right there kill it with fire
Sock Chan oh lawd is that sum xxxxx Milhouse is really fucking stupid
Hello yankee I am happy japanese Raptor Jesus Cockmongler Happy Negro

centipedes, in my vagina? Become An Hero cool dude we can't stop here, this is bat country
I DEMAND A SMALLER HAT furry drama long cat is looooooong EPIC WIN
file deleted zero hour your resistance only makes my PENIS harder i am a nigra
EXCUSE ME WTF R U DOIN hope u got 10bux cock goes where Pip Pip
Atari Dumbledore From Pork Slope Y HALO 2 U XBOX IS HUEG what is a man?

needs more lensflare BIX NOOD I see what you did there SUPERIOR
you're one crazy mother fucker anonymos AAIIIIIIRRR fgsfds Zardoz
demands an explaination for this faggotry cover cat SPIKE DIES
anonymos does not forgive balls are touching is this loli weeaboo
I'd hit it WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY hay guy what's going on in this thread

PENIS PENIS orly I'm in your 4chan, consolidating your memes
thrust vectoring owns the sky Everone is gay for Briget I CAME
Osakaphone No keep going Good xxxxx you look kinda cool Bling Bling
Haruko Internet is serious business I like corm How do I shot web?
I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE DONATE TO 4CHAN © jax Harbl Tammy Homolka NO U

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Nevada-tan you are huge you must have huge guts cheer up bosnian kid
it's called /b/ you shit fucking faggot THIS IS SOMEONE'S SEXUAL FETISH
it doesn't matter what the fuck you say about anything here eat shit and die
lol internet meh meh 666666GET check this shizzle donut PENIS
vtec just kicked in yo Osaka pedobear where is your god now? waha!!

party van lurk moar MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA I DIVIDED BY ZERO OH SHI-
pyramid head i wish to converse with your leader SHOOP DA WHOOP it's a trap
i'm in ur base killin ur d00ds there are no girls on the intarbutt pic unrelated
FUKKEN SAVED enjoy your AIDS delicious cake sega A master is out
it's 25 posts away speedycat zoom so i herd u like mudkips Battletoads same person

i am not amused shut your whore mouth why you do this? HABEEB IT
loli haet pizza how can you bitch about something you can't see?
push button receive xxxxxx IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME
snakes on a plane MySQL Connection Failure fuck i left 4chan on at home
The King Fake Doug >:3 RAWR I'M A LION HAHAHA, OH WOW

around blacks never relax my mom got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I could say that this cab was weird, but I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

There we go, I have done the perfection. Enjoy.

[DualSoul]

???

[Hyperguy]

Profit?

[King Zarkon]

...will...you have managed to post in 7 full paragraphs everything in the world i hate...except the last half of the prince of bel-air themesong.

[Ellendesu]

...will...you have managed to post in 7 full paragraphs everything in the world i hate...except the last half of the prince of bel-air themesong.

Just doin' mah job.

[LordRyunson]

Are you sure you didn't cut and paste this off your spam email? Just wondering where all this SEX LEET WOOT talk is coming from.

[tetsaru arigashi]

*enters thread, reads Will's opening post...  attempts to absorb all this information, 'SPLODES/Auto-Revives twice in the process, then finally concludes that this must be a synopsis of 4chan in its entirety, even though i've never been there...*

dude.......Will.......that was like.......the most random shit i have ever read my FUCKING LIFE...  O_O;

....+1 REP!!!

*looks at his freaky ball-gag avatar...*

....-1 REP!!!  >_<;

[Ellendesu]

Are you sure you didn't cut and paste this off your spam email? Just wondering where all this SEX LEET WOOT talk is coming from.

This thread is last weeks news. Welcome to last week. Where were you.

Also. Thank you tetsaru. this thread shall continue to /b/ alive.

[LordRyunson]

This thread is last weeks news. Welcome to last week. Where were you.

Technically, it was yesterday. I was right here, or in class.

[bfg00]

Wow, just wow.

[Doctor_Raven]

This thread is last weeks news. Welcome to last week. Where were you.

In your base, killing your dudes, and then in your fridge eating your food.

[tetsaru arigashi]

*likes Will's new replacement avatar a lot better, lol*  =D

[lumberjack33]

The only thing it's missing is a hip-hop beat.

[HMD]

BE CAREFUL! THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!

[Doctor_Raven]

That's why I'm not stopping here *is on a motorcyvle driving around*

[R-9]

BE CAREFUL! THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!

Book or movie?

[HMD]

Movie. I still need to get the book.

[R-9]

Well, it was worth reading, even though I had to do it for college.

[Ellendesu]

THE ULTIMATE THREAD OF WIN BECUZ

so guys,
i saw this girl in a restaraunt eat a huge tower of pancakes with a bored expression. pretty normal looking, she was about seven. she seemed to be sitting with her mother or grandmother or something but as soon as her mother left for..i think the BATHROOM or something, i don't know... but anyways. as soon as mommy left she quickly stood up and pulled down her pink skirt and pulled her white shirt up as well. she smeared the pancake syrup all over her body and started screaming in high-pitched extacy, juices leaking from her pre-pubescent cunt. i looked around, my eyes wide, but i didn't see anybody paying attention - they all were engrossed in their waffles.
even her mother was taking her sweet time putting in her tampon, or whatever she was doing.
so i stood up in my chair, my hands shaking, and i slowly eased to the girl. i asked with a steady voice, "miss, are you alright?" and touched her with one finger. one.
then she stopped and looked at me, her mouth in an expression of shock. everyone who didn't see her orgasming pancake routine all turned to me, looking angry and afraid. "you pedophile! you know what they do to loli lovers like you!" they all said in perfect unison, standing up at the same time and approaching at the same pace, brandishing silver forks and knives and spoons and cups of hot coffee. they all stopped about a foot from me, then attacked sharply at my PENIS while the little girl quickly pulled up her skirt and pulled down her top and resumed eating the pancakes, her bored expression still on her face.
so guys, may i ask what i should do in complete seriousness?

[HMD]

Sounds like you should've ZARKed someone in the face.