Ragnarok Online: Conversations!

[Regdren]

While formerly for conversations with recruits, anyone can now use this thread to show us any sort of funny, interesting, or just plain weird conversations. This thread is for us to share both the good and the bad for the benefit of all, with the use of the /report command. For those who don't know, /report saves your chat log as a text file; it doesn't actually report anyone.

To start us off, here's a very brief conversation with czx2. Bear in mind that I'm the guy who recruited him (Yeah, I know) and he'd have to have seen my character at least once. The bolded part is for emphasis.

czx2 : is any 1 buying stems?
czx2 : lol
Regdren : I should make a rogue for item hunting sometime.
czx2 : no
czx2 : mages r da best
czx2 : get fire bolt lvl 10 and then get 60 inty then 60 dex
Regdren : I'm a high wiz. Give me the benefit of the doubt.
czx2 : lol
czx2 : nice
czx2 : use him
czx2 : do u no where 2 hunt stems?
czx2 : do u no where 2 hunt stems?
Estel Vyse : yeah flora maps are good for stems
czx2 : yaya
Estel Vyse : 3 south and 1 east of aldebaran is where i am
Guildsman czx2 has disconnected.

So far that's the only appearance he's made after joining the guild for tryout. Relentless Fenrir beware, we have guys like czx2 on our side!

[Hyperguy]

What follows is series of conversations I had with a new recruit named xOrionx.  Normally I wouldn't do something like this, but the things he said were so insane, sad, and yet entertaining that I just had to post them.

The Setup:  These conversations took place very early in the morning.  xOrionx lives in Korea, so he happened to be up at this hour.  I like to wake up early in the morning and wanted to get some leveling in at Nifleheim.  Then, I got a PM from xOrionx.  The rest, as they say, is history.

Command List: /h | /help
XOrionX has logged in.
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[ Welcome bake to the stage of histoly! ]
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if you haven't already. ]

[ Friend XOrionX ] : GoodMorning Master Ree...
Hakufu : Please don't call me master. I don't know you like that.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : i cant for this is..only respect due to the master of the guild..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : doing this in not so shall show me you dont care of my kind
[ Friend XOrionX ] : forcing me to peform " Sepiku"..
[ To XOrionX ] : I think you mean seppuku.
[ To XOrionX ] : And last I checked, this isn't feudal Japan.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : the ways of the monk is in slumber of the ways of fighting
[ Friend XOrionX ] : so please Master, take a chance atleast..
[ To XOrionX ] : If you'd like to show me some respect, please honor my wish of
[ To XOrionX ] : not wanting to be called master.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : ....."tilts head"..
[ To XOrionX ] : You haven't earned the right.  My student would be disappointed.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : Then a Dragon spirit i will be...
[ To XOrionX ] : xD
[ Friend XOrionX ] : in other words...
[ Friend XOrionX ] : meh you'll find out..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : so...uhm...Ree?
[ To XOrionX ] : Yes?
[ Friend XOrionX ] : or..Ms.ree?
[ Friend XOrionX ] : or Mr.ree
[ Friend XOrionX ] : or...
[ To XOrionX ] : Just call me Haku.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : understood   I like Nanako.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : So Haku...
[ Friend XOrionX ] : whats keeping you awake..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : after all im mostly alone at this time
[ To XOrionX ] : I like to wake up this early in the morning.
[ To XOrionX ] : This is when it's the quietest.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : ....mmm simmilar to my likes....
[ Friend XOrionX ] : the bussy road settles down..and cars go away..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : i hear only the morning birds..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : its kick ass   | 3
[ To XOrionX ] : Is that half a haiku? xD
[ Friend XOrionX ] : X3 a..a..wha?
[ To XOrionX ] : A haiku.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : please explain...  =<
[ To XOrionX ] : A haiku is a three line poem whose syllables follow a pattern of
Guildsman Nissiku has disconnected.
[ To XOrionX ] : 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.
[ To XOrionX ] : It's a traditional Japanese form of poetry.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : if this structure of speaking is true, then perhaps that is what i ..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : probly spoke of.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : but i dont do poetry  T,T
[ To XOrionX ] : Me neither. Words have their limits.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : so.....lol watcha eat for...breakfast...
[ To XOrionX ] : Pancakes, fried eggs, cereal, whatever I feel like.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : hmm
[ Friend XOrionX ] : pancakes...
[ Friend XOrionX ] : i miss them well  -__-
[ Friend XOrionX ] : fluffy...
[ Friend XOrionX ] : sweet..bread breakfast..
[ To XOrionX ] : Didn't you say you were in Korea at the moment?
[ Friend XOrionX ] : ofcourse..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : "sigh" only have like 3 more years..
[ To XOrionX ] : Until you leave Korea?
[ Friend XOrionX ] : yes
[ Friend XOrionX ] : i see you changed your hair do by the way..
[ To XOrionX ] : Yup. This is my original hair style.
[ To XOrionX ] : I like to go back to it every now and then.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : << i liked pink...
[ To XOrionX ] : It was nice, but I need some variety every now and again.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : i see...
[ Friend XOrionX ] : tell me..
[ Friend XOrionX ] : how old are you  T.0?
[ Friend XOrionX ] : my estimation is 15-20
[ Friend XOrionX ] : closest 17
[ Friend XOrionX ] : am i close?
[ To XOrionX ] : Off by only 1.
[ To XOrionX ] : I'm 21 years old.
[ Friend XOrionX ] : >__>
XOrionX : hmmm
XOrionX : then i should look to help from you now and then
XOrionX : any ways..im 15
Hakufu : I kinda guessed. xD
Hakufu : =D
XOrionX :  =<
XOrionX : well is now a good time
XOrionX : since we like both got on..
XOrionX : can i get some help please  < 3
Hakufu : What do you need help with?
XOrionX : the original..
XOrionX : beating the hell out of soils..
XOrionX : getting stronger
Hakufu : Maybe later.
XOrionX : X3
XOrionX : hmm...
XOrionX : i guess later then..
Hakufu : Just so you know,
Hakufu : I see you as my equal, so please act accordingly.
XOrionX : thats sortof hard...
XOrionX : but i ll attempt
Hakufu : Guild master means nothing without guild members.
Hakufu : Neither's more important than the other.
Hakufu : Besides, I don't go around flaunting my title either.
Hakufu : As far as I'm concerned, we're on the same level.
Hakufu : So just relax and treat me like you would a close friend,
Hakufu : and we'll be just fine.
XOrionX : but a girl..il probly have..in my bed or me in hers   -__-;;
XOrionX : but i get...
XOrionX : it..
Hakufu : Okay, great. =D
XOrionX : about the bed part  X3

Edit: I'll add details and explanations later.  For now though, a lot of the context is self explanatory.
Edit: I'll have to break this up.  It turns out it exceeds 20,000 characters, the maximum for a post.

[Hyperguy]

Hakufu : Hm, at your level, it might be better to get a wind fist
Hakufu : and go to Bibliban Island.
XOrionX : bibiland island..
XOrionX : but..
XOrionX : who will make me a fists
Hakufu : Well, you could buy one, or ask a blacksmith.
XOrionX : and thats when money comes in  -__-
Hakufu : They're usually not too expensive, usually about 300k.
Hakufu : Zeny's not too much of a problem if you know where to go.
XOrionX : but...i cant hunt roses yet    - _
Hakufu : Have you tried Tatami Maze before?

*long pause*

Hakufu : Nevermind.
Hakufu : Before you asked me how it was going,
Hakufu : so I told you all about it.
Hakufu : But there was a long pause afterward.
Hakufu : Are you just waiting for me to finish here so that we can go to
Hakufu : Louyang and hunt Increase Soils?
Hakufu : Hello?
XOrionX : yes
XOrionX : oh
XOrionX : thats probly it
Hakufu : What is?
XOrionX : leveling
Hakufu : So you understand what I'm doing right now?
XOrionX : i guess...
XOrionX : how much would a guildie hafta pay a gm to sleep with him
XOrionX : just a question
Hakufu : I think you're asking the wrong person.
XOrionX : juuuuuuuuuust a question  | 3
Hakufu : You're really starting to get on my nerves.
XOrionX : XD
XOrionX : wha?
Hakufu : I said you're really starting to get on my nerves.
XOrionX : how come?
Hakufu : Because you keep disrespecting me.
XOrionX : *__*
XOrionX : im sorry??
Hakufu : The best apology you could give, would be to stop disrespecting me
Hakufu : from now on.
XOrionX : as you wish...
XOrionX : (it seems...they dont like...jokes?...)
Hakufu : I love jokes, but the tone that you've set isn't funny to me.
Hakufu : Especially with all of that 'master' stuff you started with.
XOrionX : T T..
Hakufu : The relationship between a student and a master isn't to be taken
Hakufu : lightly.
Hakufu : More importantly, I'm not your master.
Hakufu : So sure, I don't mind laughing when it's funny,
Hakufu : but so far you've done a great job of annoying me and making me
Hakufu : feel uncomfortable.
XOrionX : ><*....

XOrionX : erk.........k.....ill stop......
Hakufu : You know what's interesting about master and student
Hakufu : as far as Feudal Japan's concerned?
XOrionX : ,,, yes?
Hakufu : It's one of two types of relationships that persist in the afterlife.
Hakufu : The bond of a student and master is such that even in death,
Hakufu : they share a kinship.
Hakufu : The only other typer of relationship like that is the one between
Hakufu : a man and woman.
Hakufu : In the afterlife, family ties are meaningless.
Hakufu : Well, according to the folklore of Fuedal Japan anyway.
XOrionX : mhm...
Hakufu : I thought that since you mentioned seppuku, that this stuff might
Hakufu : interest you.

[Hyperguy]

He went on to talk about his 46 year old female Judo master named master.Askuri whom committed 'sepiku' in the back of the dojo out of love for him. O_O

At this point, he starts talking about what her eyes were like as she laid on the floor dead:

XOrionX : plain..
XOrionX : no life in them..yet the wall was blocking her body..
XOrionX : sneaking in a lil further.. i saw everything..
Hakufu : She committed suicide?
XOrionX : meh..i dont want to talk about this   ><
XOrionX : blech..
Hakufu : Aw, right when it was getting interesting too.
XOrionX : - -   ............
XOrionX : made me wanna throw up
XOrionX : i learned that....blood sprays from that point of view and angle..
Hakufu : She disembowled herself in the middle of the dojo? O_o
XOrionX : more like in the back, two doors to the left, and one upstairs...
XOrionX : it smelt thick like liquor or however you spell it
XOrionX : it was in the air..
Hakufu : I don't understand. Why would she want to commit suicide?
XOrionX : well..her brother..
XOrionX : said that she would go on and on like..
XOrionX : shes waiting for ya orion
XOrionX : scuse me brb
XOrionX : ok back...
XOrionX : someone would like to join this guild
XOrionX : should i explain...Haku?
Hakufu : Shoot.
XOrionX : dont worry..it will take my mind off this story
Hakufu : I'm not worried about that.
Hakufu : I actually like the story.
XOrionX : hes a level 62 mage
XOrionX : ><
XOrionX : i dont like it..
XOrionX : sometimes it freaks me out when i sleep
XOrionX : its just those eyes...
Hakufu : Understandable.
XOrionX : my god..they were so pretty..yet...
XOrionX : so sad...
XOrionX : like they had a last message in them just for me..
Hakufu : Hm, well, you know what's good about seppuku though?
XOrionX : it was like
XOrionX : my friend is asking..
XOrionX : if he can join
Hakufu : He's going to have to wait on that.  Reg's not here.
XOrionX : alright...
Hakufu : I'd handle it myself, but I think we have enough new recruits
Hakufu : for right now.
XOrionX : alright..
Hakufu : I hope Reg already told you about WoE being a part of the
Hakufu : tryout.
XOrionX : he did
XOrionX : but when i wake up
Hakufu : Okay, good.
XOrionX : its like already started
XOrionX :  but..
XOrionX : has something you loved died?
Hakufu : Hm, I'm more concerned about your story.
Hakufu : Parts of it don't add up.
XOrionX : ><...
XOrionX : your looking intoo someones life..
XOrionX : it wont add up
Hakufu : Well, people have reasons for what they do, even
Hakufu : if they're not clear.
XOrionX : ok i didnt tell you that yet..
XOrionX : any ways...-  -
XOrionX : her brother had told me when i visited his place..
XOrionX : that before she died..
XOrionX : she would speak of me most of the time
XOrionX : like " oh hes a sweet child
XOrionX : so sweet..
XOrionX : training.."...
XOrionX : that stuff...
XOrionX : but...she seemed to get more stressed over time since i..
XOrionX : wouldnt show up in class
XOrionX : cuz you see

XOrionX : back then..martial arts and respect to those was just a thing
XOrionX : it was nothing to me..
XOrionX : and since she been training me with so much time..
Hakufu : What martial art did she teach?
XOrionX : so much dedication for me to lead her teachings off
XOrionX : she taught.. Judo...
XOrionX : traditionaly
XOrionX : but i got a special training of ju-jitsu
Hakufu : Kano-ryu?
XOrionX : from her family..
XOrionX : no no...
XOrionX : it was just Simple in Judo..
XOrionX : i think..
XOrionX : she killed her self
XOrionX : because...of my foolishness and dissrespect
XOrionX : after all..
XOrionX : she was getting old..
XOrionX : "sigh:"
Hakufu : You said she was 46 years old last I checked.
XOrionX : well you see....in martial arts..
XOrionX : age is the key to peform excellent acts
Hakufu : That's not true.
XOrionX : -  -;; are you gana listen or not..
Hakufu : Morihei was at his greatest at 80.
Hakufu : Okay, go on.
XOrionX : any ways..people think diffrent Haku..
XOrionX : she ended her life... and..
XOrionX : the guys back
XOrionX : what do i tell him  ....
Hakufu : He's your friend right?
XOrionX : "sigh:"...god...i hate those days
( From Siroco ) : would you be able to get me 120 trunks plz
XOrionX : i feel like i killed her...
( To Siroco ) : Who the hell are you?
( From Siroco ) : im ur a friend of a friend
( From Siroco ) : erm im a friend of XOrionX
Hakufu : I can tell you're not being honest with me.
XOrionX : .....Should..i...anyways...-  -...
( To Siroco ) : Well, what gives you the nerve to ask me for things?
Hakufu : There's parts of your story that don't add up at all.
Hakufu : The most important one being the style of martial arts she taught.
( From Siroco ) : he sed to contact you thts all
XOrionX : sighs...
XOrionX : please forgive me but allow time for me to be spent alone..
XOrionX : 7 mins atleast...
Hakufu : Right...

[Hyperguy]

Hakufu : Take all the time you need.
XOrionX : Thank you..Chun
( To Siroco ) : Well, look.  You've got no manners.  You can't just go around PMing
( To Siroco ) : people asking them for 120 trunks and expecting them to
( To Siroco ) : take you seriously.
( To Siroco ) : Friend of a friend or not, there's no tact there.
( From Siroco ) : dude i wudnt of pmd u but he sed "contact Hakufu" so i did
( To Siroco ) : He told you to ask me for trunks?
( From Siroco ) : he sed he asked you and you sed ud help l8r
( From Siroco ) : and then he sed contact you
( To Siroco ) : Well shit, this doesn't make any sense at all.
( From Siroco ) : ill tell you how it workd
( From Siroco ) : ill tell you how it works
( From Siroco ) : i asked ur m8 wer to get trunks
( To Siroco ) : You don't have to explain it to me.  I understand.
( From Siroco ) : he sed ill ask my guild partner to help you
( To Siroco ) : What I don't understand is what would make him think it'd be okay.
XOrionX : ok im good...
XOrionX : need anything?
Hakufu : Siroco PMed me asking for 120 trunks.
Hakufu : Who the hell is he? You told him it's okay to PM me begging for things
Hakufu : What kind of crap is that?!
XOrionX : *_______*...;;
XOrionX : i didnt expect it..><;;
XOrionX : il talk to him right away  | D
XOrionX : ok done ....heh sorry     \ s
XOrionX : "plays with fingers a lil"
Hakufu : I don't like it when people I've never met all of a sudden start
Hakufu : asking for things. That's just plain rude.
XOrionX : this isnt a good start isnt it?  ><
Hakufu : xD
XOrionX : am i forgiven?
Hakufu : It's not your fault.
XOrionX : ofcourse its my fault  ><
XOrionX : i let him have the road to..pming you
Hakufu : Maybe so, but his own lack of common sense was the offense,
Hakufu : not youres.
XOrionX : your only saying that   ....
XOrionX : if true though ive been shown mercy  < s
Hakufu : xD
Hakufu : You really eat this drama stuff up, huh? =D

XOrionX : ..........my father beat me to much..
XOrionX : im used to respect..
XOrionX : and pain..
Hakufu : Sounds like a close friend of mine.
XOrionX : ....
Hakufu : I'm really suprised though.
Hakufu : Even though his father beat him, he overcame it.
Hakufu : Instead of adopting his father's violent ways,
Hakufu : he's actually a very jovial fellow.
Hakufu : He's always happy and making jokes.
XOrionX : m...
XOrionX : sadly for me..
XOrionX : all beatings leaves me with a...happy outside figure
XOrionX : but inside...
XOrionX : is rage...
XOrionX : and...sadness
Hakufu : That's understandable.
XOrionX : sometimes i think i should follow my masters footsteps..
XOrionX : perhaps the message she had in her eyes was..the same
XOrionX : and sometimes its of...encouragement
Hakufu : Of encouragement?
XOrionX : its...well
XOrionX : something i only see in death
XOrionX : long storry..
Hakufu : I think your story's bunk, but I'll play along.
Hakufu : The fact that you're alive means something, and her death would
Hakufu : mean nothing if you were to follow her example.
XOrionX : jeeez...your like the 4th person who had a conversations..
XOrionX : over my life
XOrionX : cant we change it..
XOrionX : its changing my personality..a bit
Hakufu : ???
Hakufu : That's because you're letting it.
XOrionX : ><...
Hakufu : Trust me, you have more control over yourself than you might
Hakufu : perceive.
XOrionX : to be honest...your acting a lil bit like master.askuri
XOrionX : giveing advice..when i already know...
XOrionX : please rest..on that Chun   9__9..
Hakufu : =D
XOrionX : smile/
XOrionX : why is htat good
XOrionX : ><
Hakufu : I've heard this before.
XOrionX : y..yourve heard this?
Hakufu : Yeah.  It's not uncommon.
XOrionX : surpriseing
XOrionX : any ways..
XOrionX : why must we speak of this...
XOrionX : im be..beginning to become..agressive   >=s
Hakufu : Get aggressive then.
Hakufu : Let it out.
Hakufu : Not like you can hurt me with just words. >I like Nanako.
XOrionX : words...
XOrionX : "harming Chun...is bad for a pupil
XOrionX : so i will not..
Hakufu : You're not my pupil.
XOrionX : no matter how you see it..i have no choice....but to say

XOrionX : even if im not in you completely hate me
Hakufu : That's a bit too extreme. I don't think I'd ever hate you.
XOrionX : you will if you speak like master.Askuri
XOrionX : guh...
XOrionX : my 9nth glass of soujo..
Hakufu : xD
XOrionX : dont worry there small....
Hakufu : How much longer are you going to keep the charade up? O_o
XOrionX : charade of wha...
Hakufu : It's obvious that you're getting off on all of this drama.
XOrionX : getting off?
XOrionX : as in...trying..to..intertain you  ?
Hakufu : That's right.  You're indulging yourself, and it's more than
Hakufu : obvious.
XOrionX : .....that hurts...
XOrionX : meh...
Hakufu : Maybe that's just what you needed to hear.
Hakufu : I care enough to at least be honest with you.
Hakufu : That's my maxim.
XOrionX : X3
Hakufu : xD
XOrionX : ......i dont have a spirit anymore   ..heh
Hakufu : How can you tell?
XOrionX : i feel...like..
XOrionX : like..
Hakufu : Like a teenager?
XOrionX : like i dont care for anyone..
XOrionX : or possibly yea..a teenager
Hakufu : I can relate.
Hakufu : While I've been a teenager,
Hakufu : I also feel like I don't care for many people.
XOrionX : youve been a cross char   >I like Nanako.
XOrionX : this is hard leveling by my self
XOrionX : is now a good time...chun?
Hakufu : Sure, I don't see why not.
XOrionX : alright....thank you
XOrionX : might hafta go soon anyways..
Hakufu : Did you go to church already?
XOrionX : sadly
XOrionX :  any reson..
Hakufu : Church is a lot more fun when you don't have to go.
XOrionX : church is never fun
XOrionX : thank you   ...--

[Hyperguy]

XOrionX : sweet
XOrionX : i can duel now yay
XOrionX : the hell does
XOrionX : wha
Hakufu : Huh?
XOrionX : @go lou
XOrionX : damn
XOrionX : @go louyang
XOrionX : @warp louyang
XOrionX : damn  ><
Hakufu : What are you trying to do?
XOrionX : something from cakero
XOrionX : nvm it
XOrionX : but..
XOrionX : i WAS KICKING YOUR BUTT
Hakufu : Yup! You sure got me! =D
XOrionX : your just saying that
XOrionX : lol
XOrionX : hmm
XOrionX : how much hp did you have left?
XOrionX : that was a nice boss fight...
Hakufu : I think you could see my health bar.
Hakufu : I was able to see yours.
XOrionX : really?
Hakufu : Yes, since we're in a party.
XOrionX : mmm
XOrionX : k
XOrionX :         /hmm
XOrionX : is chun tireed?
XOrionX : brb
XOrionX : HEY
XOrionX : HEY
Hakufu : You're still in party chat.
Hakufu : He can't hear you.
XOrionX :  T T
XOrionX : i knew that
XOrionX : SHITE
Estel Vyse : how goes the soil hunting?
Hakufu : Alright I guess.
XOrionX : be honest
XOrionX : im not that good to train with..
XOrionX : < s
Estel Vyse : ive gotten about 65 stems so far
Estel Vyse : only about 250 to go ~_~
Hakufu : Awesome.
XOrionX : lol
XOrionX : im going to find some ont to beat
XOrionX : comeing?
XOrionX : just one fight heh
XOrionX : YO
XOrionX : I MEAN
XOrionX : YO
XOrionX : T T
XOrionX : this is all your fault
Hakufu : I showed Met and Claver the yggdrasil tree last night.
XOrionX : jk
Estel Vyse : great
Hakufu : They could probably go on stem runs for you now.
Estel Vyse : reg and i plan for a massive brewing fair this afternoon
Hakufu : Not to mention, they need yellow herbs for their little brother's
Hakufu : drops pet.
Estel Vyse : i know
Estel Vyse : i gave metahorn 50
XOrionX : l;ol
XOrionX : my bar...
XOrionX : lol 
EX-Death LOL :
Hakufu : Sorry, I didn't know you were in a duel.
Estel Vyse : well they can bring the white and blue herbs for potions
XOrionX : i need snap so bad lol
Estel Vyse : keep the yelows
XOrionX : I WILL WIN NEXT TIME
XOrionX : NEXT TIME  X3
EX-Death LOL : :3 I bet
XOrionX : ugh...
Estel Vyse : and let me have the stems that pop up every so often as my fee
Freddy The Fish : D:
XOrionX : i failed...Chun
XOrionX : i almost had him
Hakufu : Well...
XOrionX : ><
XOrionX : i..was so close..
Hakufu : Did you at least know what you were up against?
XOrionX : mhm
Hakufu : Or did you just attack blindly?
XOrionX : professor..
XOrionX : or something
Hakufu : Sage.
XOrionX : wait..
XOrionX : yea
XOrionX : age
XOrionX : sage*
XOrionX : lol
XOrionX : i almost had him
XOrionX : when he charged for super atack
XOrionX : throw hadoken
XOrionX : then go in and do combos
XOrionX : when he throws fire ball heal
XOrionX : and punch at himn
XOrionX : i was so close but
XOrionX : meh..
XOrionX : i need snap
XOrionX :  : \
XOrionX : brb....
Hakufu : Okay, if you say so.
XOrionX : I FAILED   X3
XOrionX : wha
XOrionX : thank you  ><
XOrionX : i have one life remaining
XOrionX : i failed you though
XOrionX : dont i get punishment..?
XOrionX : or...just
XOrionX : ...mercy
Hakufu : Maybe if your failure meant something.
Hakufu : It doesn't.
Hakufu : Easy come, easy go.
XOrionX : its just..
XOrionX : i dont loose like that
XOrionX : he got lukcy  ><
XOrionX : lucky...
XOrionX : and i lost infront of you !
Hakufu : Then you must have gotten really unlucky. xD
XOrionX : so embarrassing
Hakufu : I don't mind. You're weak.
XOrionX : @ @
Hakufu : xD
XOrionX : well your just being honest

[Centurion]

Hey uh... Orion knows you're a GUY right? Your dialogue with him is pretty damn creepy. Not spooky, but creepy as in stalker or homosexual sexual deviant creepy. I'm disturbed beyond all reason just for reading the whole thing...

[ROMate]

Post the one that happened between him and us the other day, where he was making ridiculous demands.

[Mediocrity]

what the hell is wrong with all the people we're recruiting D:

[Centurion]

what the hell is wrong with all the people we're recruiting D:

More than likely they're either Brazillian or Portuguese. If they have BR in their title, no, they arent battle royale enthusiasts... they're fucking brazillian. thats a tag for STAY THE FUCK BACK! Yeah... RO breeds selective bigotry. Good times, good times...

[Ellendesu]

aww I think the Orion/Hyperguy love connection is cute.

[King Zarkon]

that sepuku story was so fake it was funny. i literally laughed out loud.

[Centurion]

that sepuku story was so fake it was funny. i literally laughed out loud.

Lawl. forrizzle

[King Zarkon]

forizzle my nizzle. no schizzle.

[Centurion]

forizzle my nizzle. no schizzle.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...

[King Zarkon]

word son, word.