Misheard game quotes

[ROMate]

Even though most of my examples are fighting games, yours don't have to be. Tell me what YOU hear when game characters say stuff.

In Street Fighter 3: Third Strike
Yun: Sometimes, during his win poses, it sounds like he says "Snap da condom on!" While this is sound advice, the word "snap" brings to mind an unpleasant stinging sensation (and black people).
Sean: In one of his intro quotes, it sounds like "I'm not a sissy, yo!" He's not wearing a pink gi, so I guess it's true.

In Guilty Gear X2
Testament: When he does his big key super, it sounds like "I found a tomato!" Some of the kids here argue that it's actually "I found a burrito!"
Sol: During Gunflame, we hear either "Girlfriend!" or "Cornflake!" depending on the voice set.
Ky: Durig Charge Stun Edge, somebody thought they heard him say "Gangster movies". Yah, see?

In Capcom vs SNK 2
Geese: In his intro, he says "You cannot escape warm death."

[Mediocrity]

In one of the Real Bout Fatal Fury games, Billy Kane says something that sounds like "I'll park in your spot!"

In Resident Evil 4, one of the shouts of the villagers that lasts a little while almost makes me think he's saying "American culture will be the death of us all!"

[Regdren]

Who could forget Terry Bogard's rising taco, cracked shoe, and power geezer? And I still haven't figued out what, exactly, Jacky says during one of his VF4 victory poses. It sounds like "I'm done handcuffed lightning!" but I can't be sure.

[Ellendesu]

I always thought old school Street Fighter 2 had one of the easiest to misinterpret ones, and even in Alpha it continued.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT RYUS HURRICANE KICK SOUNDS LIKE HES SAYING "I FUCKED A VIRGIN"

I'm serious.

[Kiinan Yamasu]

Indeed it does sound like that Bill.

[elevator_kart]

Terry in Fatal Fury 1 and 2:
When he do Burn Knuckle, he always sounds like " hard luck goof "

[tetsaru arigashi]

I always thought old school Street Fighter 2 had one of the easiest to misinterpret ones, and even in Alpha it continued.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT RYUS HURRICANE KICK SOUNDS LIKE HES SAYING "I FUCKED A VIRGIN"

I'm serious.

hmm, i always thought that Ryu's spinning kick move sounded like "A PSYCHIC WOMBAT!!!" or something...  guess it depends on the game.  O_o;

another one that comes to mind is that damn song from Yoshi's Story that plays after you beat a level.  WTF ARE THOSE DAMN YOSHIS SAYING?!?

and from Soul Calibur 2 and 3 (dunno about the first one, never played it), on some of Kilik's attacks, it sounds like he's saying "DRUMROLL!", lol...

[Ellendesu]

I always heard the Yoshis saying "Satans Soul Hear My Cry" etc. etc.

I'm telling you, they're evil. COME TO JESUS

[ROMate]

Hurricane kicks always sounded to me like "I expect some fruuuuiiiitcake!"

[Mediocrity]

In Capcom vs SNK 2, Guie says "Dude your breast" or something. I think he's saying "Do your best."

[Snorlax.RAYZR]

Hurricane kicks always sounded to me like "I expect some fruuuuiiiitcake!"

You biter! I was gonna say that! Haha.

[importgamer13]

When you face Olga Flow in PSO Ep 1 and 2 and PSO Plus,he garbles something out for his intro CG scene.

Some think it's just unintelligable,but some have said it sounded like he's saying in japanese "You killed my Goddess" (Referring to Rico,who was possessed by Dark Force/Dark Falz),but that  it has a distorted sound to it.