Hey now, my mom's a Virginian. Don't you be bad mouthin' my mother or I gonna step!
Not saying nothing about no bad mouthin'
But she IS a viable sacrifice. (Of course, I have victims lined up for the next 80+ years, so she's probably fine)
or I gonna step!
Step all you want, but if you step on a crack you'll have done your mother just as much harm as anyone else...