Things Thou Hast Done Which Thine Forever Regrets

[Ellendesu]

In Modern English, basically, ITT you post something you have done or said to someone in the past that had adverse effects in some way, nothing is sacred, so let fly with the embarassment, if you don't feel comfortable don't play, but this could be interesting.

To start us off. I'll go.

I was on a bus when I was 13 years old, talking to this girl I liked, she and I were laughing and I eventually ended up pissing her off, and when I went to apoligise, she slapped me in the face. It should've ended there, but however...

In front of everyone, I called her something along the lines of a "Stupid Conniving Whore" (I went to private school, I actually talked like this) and when a crazy girl is mad at you, you never call her a stupid conniving whore. EVER. Heres why.

I was wearing shorts and she had press on nails, she tore into my upper thigh region and put 3 deep cuts in it. Literally inchs away from my crotch, she lifted the shorts in an effort to claw me in my...well my areas.

The point is, I said something stupid, and now I have permanent scars from it.

I leave the rest up to you.

[Doctor_Raven]

Well when I was in grade school (3rd/4th grade around that time) I was on a plane down to Florida for Disney world. The weathr started getting rough in the air and well as a child I remember the instructions that trouble comes when the aile lights go on. So I covered my mouth with my hands and said "DANGER DANGER"

somewhat embarassed and somewhat not but its true.

[Kiinan Yamasu]

In karate class during a tecnique line, when I did one of my techniques (Grasp Of Death, for those of you that don't know Kenpo Karate), I inadvertently grabbed Katie's groin. No, she didn't mind; no, I didn't get in trouble. But I DID get told that I should grab the THIGH when I do that on a girl. (I had only done it on guys until then, so...) It was just embarrassing.

I let my first kiss be my babysitter Kelly from when I was 8. And it happened when I was 11. I wish I hadn't kissed her, you could slash leather with that face.

[Ellendesu]

In karate class during a tecnique line, when I did one of my techniques (Grasp Of Death, for those of you that don't know Kenpo Karate), I inadvertently grabbed Katie's groin. No, she didn't mind; no, I didn't get in trouble. But I DID get told that I should grab the THIGH when I do that on a girl. (I had only done it on guys until then, so...) It was just embarrassing.

WOW

[Muhznit]

Perhaps that time my friends told me to do my "Psycho Mario" impression-I say a bunch of random things in a Mario Voice while freerunning through what ever was in my way. However, my freerunning back then could use some skill, however, I tripped and almost neutered my self on a desk. I won't go into details, but it was painful.

[King Zarkon]

i dated a girl for 6 months, after about six weeks we, (and by we i mean she) decided to have sex with me for my 17th birthday. ok now for you virgins out there let me give you some advice, or rather a warning: on your first time, you will probably be too nervous to keep it up, or too exited and lose your load in about six seconds. i was the first one. the next day was awkward to say the least, considering we lived together, (thats a whole different story). but like the idiot i am, i decided to invite my increadibly sex-craven and for some reason increadibly charming friend of mine over for the night to avoid further embarassment. well anyway, she decided to start round two of our little escapade, and my friend like the snake he is, decided to join in the fun. at first i didnt even notice he was there, then when i did notice, i was too caught up in the moment to care, so i went with it. well long-story-shorter we finished,  (or so i thought), and i left her room. my friend and she went out to the living room for food, and then went back to her room to watch tv, or so they said, (i went to my room to sleep). anyway, i kept hearing banging noises like wrestling in the other room, so i went in to check it out. there they were on the floor fucking, HE WAS FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND!!! while i wasnt there at least. was i wrong to be pissed at her?

[Ellendesu]

I can wrap all of my misc. sexcapades up into a single post as not to draw too much from everyone else.

1. At 14 I copped my first feel and got away with it. On a raft in the middle of a lake. at CHURCH CAMP. WITH THE PASTORS DAUGHTERS BEST FRIEND. WHILE THE PASTORS DAUGHTER WAS SITTING THERE. Christian Women I think, are much dirtier than we give them credit for.

2. I heard a girl at a dance club asking her friends for money and they wouldn't help her, I happened to be loaded at the time and tapped her shoulder, shot her a smile and asked how much she needed. I forked over the 10 dollars and said she didn't have to do anything for it. Her friends said I was a sweet guy, and I hung out at thier table for a bit. Now for the bad part. She eventually needed 10 more dollars and started being pitiful towards me, so I reached for my wallet before one her friends said "You outta give him head or something for that much money!" Well, here I am blushing a bit and chuckling before she crawls under the table and well you get the idea. I'm not much for PSA, but I wasn't about to complain, not to mention all her hot friends totally got in close to cover up what was going on. Now you're thinking (THIS ISNT EMBARASSING! THIS IS GOOD BILL WTF!) Except when you add in the fact I ended up "facialising" this particular girl, and it ended up hitting her in the eye. In a fit of crying rage, she plopped her soaked face into the belly area of my shirt. So here I am, in the middle of a crowded dance club, with black lights everywhere, meaning that sperm will show up quite green under said light, her friends are yelling at her, shes yelling at me. And this prompts the bouncer to come over and ask what the problem is. I then manage to, in a suave sense of desperation, manage to say something along the lines of. "Jesus Christ I'm outta here, you know this crazy chick right here spilled her damn dessert plate all over me, that cinnimon roll frosting crap you know? Shit stains and this I shouldn't have to take that, yeesh, hey Bouncer, my coats on the rack, long black trench, towards the back, theres a number 6 on the sleeve, think you could bring it to me so I don't have to walk through here with this crap on me"

He bought it, and quite frankly I was extremely happy to get out of that alive.

Beat that. Of course, heirophants takes the cake so far, man, that girl sounded like a total nympho

[Yuka Takeuchi Fan]

The question is not what in my life I've done that I regret, but instead, what have I done in life that I DON'T regret?

Anyway, I can think of a few things that I've really blown it on.

Anime:
I managed to get into this at the age of 14 or so- it's both the best AND the worst thing that's happened to me. However, this is the topic where I'm supposed to talk about the bad part. Thus, let's run down the list of problems it's brought upon me, shan't we?
  -Attraction to anime girls, as well as actual fulfillment of the big-breast fetish I'm sure I've had since birth. Read: why I'm not so attracted to most girls anymore (although maybe I'm just not as psychotically horny as most people my age).
  -Love of obscure anime ensures that I have next to zero in common with my fellow man to talk about. As a result, my only friends? All online. All roughly about, oh, 500 miles away, minimum distance.
  -98% of anime fans are male, and the few females that are anime fans tend to be really, really weird.
  -See next two incidents.

Girl dumbassery VR. 1:
Both this and the next one I DON'T have any sort of on-the-fence attitude about, I DO regret both. Anime convention 2004; you read the article. The first girl I got to hug, the blonde one? I, being a shy, stupid idiot, ran off due to a combination of me blushing my ass off and having an erection I wanted to go the hell away- without bothering to ask her name or any sort of contact information. BUT... Maybe this wasn't so bad. At least my probably last memory I'll ever have of her was GOOD, unlike...

Girl dumbassery VR. 2, AKA "Fucking Lisa":
Same convention, 2004. That year? Introduction to Lisa went great. She even found my website and contacted me. She actually kinda liked the site. 2005. Convention again. I see her again. We talk all nice. We hug. I actually get what is now a first kiss I deny ever happened.
Then comes October 2005. I don't know who instigated the idea of this, but in any event, a trip to Ann Arbor involving myself, Bill, Lisa, and her friend took place. I had been flirting with her over e-mail before and since the kiss, and she actually didn't seem creeped out. This was the first time such a thing had ever happened, so I stupidly believed she actually liked me. Sum this one up as "I AM A FUCKING IDIOT". I attempt to continue flirting, and everything collapses in my face. Lisa ignores me the whole trip, and I spent the last half of it AND the entire ride back home fighting back tears, pissed off and wanting to die. I to this day am extremely mad at this, that she would string me along like this, but I'm also mad at myself for believing she liked me. I was too hopeful. There is a follow-up to this story that I'm not telling out of being 100% certain that it WILL piss off someone who I won't name.

Really, there's days where I wonder if I'd have been happier if I were one of the people I complain about on a regular basis. I wouldn't be unique, but sometimes I question strongly whether or not uniqueness is a good thing. All signs point to the conclusion that it ISN'T, at least not the way I am.

Basically, most of the things I've regretted in my life tie in to girls in some way or another. Big surprise, I guess. I've never even gotten to HUG one canon without either someone suggesting it, or them tensing up like hell. You lucky bastards.

[~Shinta]

Once... I talked to a girl. She said, "Hi" and then I ran away and told my friends, "Lol". They said, "Lol Rei Ayanami".

[importgamer13]

Back in high school,i asked a girl out,and when she stalled for a week,i asked a friend to see if she'd made up her mind yet.She was good-looking,but while she was nice to me,she was rude to some of my best firends.When my buddy asked her what the deal was,(I was a big Nightmare on Elm Street fan,even in high school),she snapped at him,saying she didn't have to explain anything to him and was really rude about it,and my buddy said "Fine,forget you then!He just wants to bang you cause you got green eyes and you look good,so you can kiss his Freddy Krueger ass good-bye!" (Which,back then,like most teens,my horomones were raging,and i really wasn't as morally balanced as i am now later in life)

WELL...the embarrassing part was i didn't KNOW this had turned out this way at first,and i saw her two hours later and asked her if she had talked to my pal,and she got mad and said "Yes,and I was quite embarrased by what he said,and you're such a jerk.Don't ever send your friends to yell at me in the hallway."

OKAY...i tracked my buddy down and said "What the heck did you say to her?" That's when he told me what had all happened,and while on one hand,i was bummed that she hated me(We weren't as good of friends from then on,but she did still talk to me a bit),i also had to admit that i would have rather have been with a girl that was nice to all my friends,and not just me.

[Ellendesu]

The question is not what in my life I've done that I regret, but instead, what have I done in life that I DON'T regret?

Anyway, I can think of a few things that I've really blown it on.

Anime:
I managed to get into this at the age of 14 or so- big mistake. Quite possibly my biggest ever, even if I love it. Let's run down the list of problems it's brought upon me, shan't we?
  -Attraction to anime girls, as well as actual fulfillment of the big-breast fetish I'm sure I've had since birth. Read: why I'm not so attracted to most girls anymore (although maybe I'm just not as psychotically horny as most people my age).
  -Love of obscure anime ensures that I have next to zero in common with my fellow man to talk about. As a result, my only friends? All online. All roughly about, oh, 500 miles away, minimum distance.
  -98% of anime fans are male, and the few females that are anime fans tend to be really, really weird.
  -See next two incidents.

Girl dumbassery VR. 1:
Anime convention 2004; you read the article. The first girl I got to hug, the blonde one? I, being a shy, stupid idiot, ran off due to a combination of me blushing my ass off and having an erection I wanted to go the hell away- without bothering to ask her name or any sort of contact information. BUT... Maybe this wasn't so bad. At least my probably last memory I'll ever have of her was GOOD, unlike...

Girl dumbassery VR. 2, AKA "Fucking Lisa":
Same convention, 2004. That year? Introduction to Lisa went great. She even found my website and contacted me. She actually kinda liked the site. 2005. Convention again. I see her again. We talk all nice. We hug. I actually get what is now a first kiss I deny ever happened.
Then comes October 2005. I don't know who instigated the idea of this, but in any event, a trip to Ann Arbor involving myself, Bill, Lisa, and her friend took place. I had been flirting with her over e-mail before and since the kiss, and she actually didn't seem creeped out. This was the first time such a thing had ever happened, so I stupidly believed she actually liked me. Sum this one up as "I AM A FUCKING IDIOT". I attempt to continue flirting, and everything collapses in my face. Lisa ignores me the whole trip, and I spent the last half of it AND the entire ride back home fighting back tears, pissed off and wanting to die. I to this day am extremely mad at this, that she would string me along like this, but I'm also mad at myself for believing she liked me. I was too hopeful. There is a follow-up to this story that I'm not telling out of being 100% certain that it WILL piss off someone who I won't name.

Really, there's days where I wonder if I'd have been happier if I were one of the people I complain about on a regular basis. I wouldn't be unique, but sometimes I question strongly whether or not uniqueness is a good thing. All signs point to the conclusion that it ISN'T, at least not the way I am.

Basically, most of the things I've regretted in my life tie in to girls in some way or another. Big surprise, I guess. I've never even gotten to HUG one canon without either someone suggesting it, or them tensing up like hell. You lucky bastards.

I'm offended! I'm a friend and I live 15 miles away Unless you're implying we arn't friends anymore...which...I hope you arn't. I thought we had plenty in common, including a new found hatred of Lisa.

Also, I'm going to assume I'm the one you're afraid of pissing off? I wouldn't worry about it, I'm not going to be pissed, as her opinion is pretty doggone useless to me. Yours matters. Just because I liked her for a bit doesn't mean it stuck, it just allowed me to see her true colours, a lying conniving bitch.

Now then, please don't tell me you arn't my friend anymore, you're one of maybe 3 I have in real life that arn't business associates...

[importgamer13]

15 miles away,eh?That is pretty close.

Myself,i'm stuck out in the lower area of Wisconsin,but i have a small group of friends from my anime club that get together for anime and gaming quite a bit.

But it's always nice to have friends,both online and offline. ^_^ I'm good friends with a number of the people that comment on my 1up.com blogs,we've had some good discussions many times.

[JG]

I regret ever falling in love.  I know that sounds terrible to the uninitiated, but my tribulations are analogous to YTF's: not necessarily magnified in intensity or disappointment, but certainly in greater numbers and over many more years.  Not that it makes me as negative as YTF, just pragmatic: I simply understand now that some things are not all that likely to change.  What few opprotunities for real change there are, usually turn out to be not worth the effort in the first place.  In short, I'm usually content to feel nothing rather than feel disappointed, as YTF continues to choose.


As far as I know, either Hyperguy or Roomy are geographically closest to me, but that's not saying much.

[Snorlax.RAYZR]

I can only say it with as little detail as possible, cause the whole story, and the reason why, etc etc is just... too complicated.

In short, I went over to my best friend's house. She was staying with her aunt because she was always getting beat by her parents. The thing was, she came over to my house one day and her ex boyfriend flipped out cause his best friend was my front door neighbor. They were both stoners, and they started some serious shit around my house...

Now, my parents are asian and they'll fucking -kill- you if anything happens while they're gone, haha... so yeah. He started a typhoon with his jealousy, and I had to call the cops on him because he was throwing things at my door.

Anyway... that's why she got kicked out of her house, her dad flipped out and started to beat her or some shit, I don't remember the details. So yeah. She hadn't had any sex in a long time and was always horny every time we'd talk, and when I went to her place, we went to the living room to watch TV and she said, "Touch me."

"No? Why?"
*takes the quarter he's been playing with and puts it in her cleavage* "Do it"
"Oh god, this is ridiculous"

I put my hands in her shirt and got my coin back, and said, "Done. Happy?"

But something took over me, I threw the quarter back... a couple of times. After that, and after some stupid jokes we stopped fooling around. We went downstairs into her room later on though so I could get my jacket, and uh... she grabbed me from behind.


*insert rape scene*

The end. =/

[scarab]

playing "The Guy Game" for Xbox...'twas quite lame...

[MAAAAJTD]

Let's see...

-Almost stabbing someone's stomach with a katana-shaped letter opener
-Getting into a car wreck
-Hurting a relative's foot and leg when it got jammed in bicycle spokes
-Sending roses to a girl who wasn't interested in me
-Falling for a few eBay scams
-Cutting up my Chrono Trigger instruction booklet to make pogs

[tetsaru arigashi]

i highly regret giving in to my first college roommate's habits of staying up late and sleeping in during my first year of college.  when i graduated high school, i had the highest gpa in my class - it was slightly ABOVE a 4.0 (not entirely sure how that happened, but i think it had to do with my involvement in advanced placement courses).  as a result, i was awarded the Chancellor's Scholarship for the college i was going to enroll in, which basically paid for the majority of my expenses.  with that, and my band scholarship (which i still have, thank God), i was basically going to college for next to nothing.  well...  my first semester i ended up with a D in a pre-calculus course i decided to take, mainly because the homework in the class wasn't graded and i already knew how to do most of the stuff from high school, so i skipped out on it.  then, when the tests and quizzes came along, there was stuff i wasn't aware of, and i ended up missing a lot of things.  so, that semester put my gpa down to about a 3.0, which put my Chancellor's Scholarship on academic probation until i could bring it back up to a 3.25 by the end of the year.  well, next semester came along, and i had a history course.  it was pretty easy, just listening in on the professor's lectures and what not... thing was, it was an early class, and if my roommate kept me up, either by his fucking around on the computer or yakking with his now EX-girlfriend, i wouldn't feel like getting up in the morning.  thus, i missed out on one of the essay exams that i had to take.  well, i talked to my professor about it, and she said that i could come in on "dead day" (it's a free day that falls between the last day of classes and the first day of finals) and make it up - pretty simple.  well, luckily my roommate had left on his own accord, so i had the room all to myself.  i could just get up in the morning, take the test, and pass with a good grade, hopefully.  well, as fate would have it, there was a fire drill in our dorm at FUCKING 3 IN THE MORNING.  and, as a result, i didn't get enough sleep to get up and take the test, and i ended up with a D in that class as well.  so, despite my good efforts in my other classes, i fell just short of my 3.25 goal, and lost my Chancellor's Scholarship, all due to a shitty roommate and shitty luck.  it still pisses me off to this very day...  >X0

[importgamer13]

-Falling for a few eBay scams
-

I hear ya on that.I got ripped off on Ebay once.I lost about 30 bucks bidding on a USA SNES game.(They guy ran with my money and never sent me the game,last i heard,he also ripped off ten other peole and got banned from Ebay).

Though,a few months later,i found the game i had been bidding on,at a local Game Crazy for $7.99,so i bought it,so it had a slight,happy ending. (The game was SNES Knights of the Round,I wll never sell it,due to what i had to go through to get it).

[ROMate]

Damu-Ramu will ever regret this!

1: Attempting a long-distance relationship
2: Letting it ruin several close-by relationships

[Yoko Matsugane Lover]

Hmmmmmmm................

-Selling my Dreamcast
-Selling Resident Evil 2
-Buying Resident Evil 2 again
-Selling Resident Evil 2 again
-Looseing Mortal Kombat 2 for my SNES
-The struggle i went through just to get Mortal Kombat 2(Now a dayz that game is hard to find)
-Not seeing Silent Hill in theaters
-Not goin to my 8th grade prom
-Wasteing 30 bucks on world scariest police chases(Remember that ass crap game)