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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2008, 10:08:46 pm »
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2008, 09:34:57 pm »
Touche I believe.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2008, 11:18:20 pm »
DOUCHE, I believe. =D
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2008, 03:35:36 am »
Just don't douche with face cream it might have foreskin in it.  And as we all know foreskin is composed of semen AND THAT CAN LEAD TO BABIES AHAHAHAHAHA ILLOGIC FTW
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2008, 12:24:26 pm »
Well obviously.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2008, 01:52:44 pm »
But, If I was douching... then it would be right after my menstural cycle, which would mean that I would most likely not be fertile at that time! Ha!

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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2008, 03:34:18 pm »
That's such a fallacy.  I've impregnated several teddy bears whom had just completed their menstrual cycle.  Now I'm up to my head in child support payments.

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID.

DON'T DOUCHE WITH FORESKINS.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2008, 03:43:44 pm »
Quote from: Bang Doll on October 04, 2008, 03:34:18 pm
That's such a fallacy.  I've impregnated several teddy bears whom had just completed their menstrual cycle.  Now I'm up to my head in child support payments.

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID.

DON'T DOUCHE WITH FORESKINS.

D: D:
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2008, 10:13:53 pm »
Yuna would have had a much catchier comeback to that one.  You disappoint me, O Cakish One.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #29 on: October 05, 2008, 04:41:54 pm »
I think she was just flabergasted by your ability to impregnate teddy bears.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2008, 09:16:31 pm »
It's a gift of the family.

Certain stock anime characters have gifts from their lineage, such as the ability to transform into immensely powerful dragon forms and then promptly burninate the countryside.


I can make it with stuffed animals.

It's a gift.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2008, 10:02:58 pm »
Well, ... I'm a Teddy Bear...
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2008, 10:04:44 pm »
Assume the position.



You know on a serious note, girls often comment that I'm a "teddy bear".  They say I'm "adorable" and "huggable".


... yeah thanks so much damn teases >_>
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2008, 11:28:02 pm »
=D You're welcome! ::Waves and smiles::

Wait.. So you're a Teddy Bear? Can you impregnate yourself then?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2008, 11:46:24 pm »
I guess he could, theoretically.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMATE~!
« Reply #35 on: October 15, 2008, 07:56:07 pm »
Hrmm...   Weird.
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