Author Topic: Waffle for Breakfast! (Read 36465 times)

bfg00 · « **on:** March 31, 2008, 05:30:14 pm »

Breaking news! Waffle, having heard of the recent team up of Pancake and Sausage, has chosen a running mate as well. Bacon! These two promise to bring a substantial meal to the breakfast tables of all true Americans (and humans), and fight against the pancake eating robot menace.

JG · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2008, 09:34:26 pm »

When you want a real man's meal, you turn to the breakfast that won't crumble or get soggy.

That breakfast is WAFFLE.

WAFFLE stands for character. Firm against even the toughest of silverware - it's golden texture remains gentle to the palate of every man, woman, and child, unlike the other candidate: flat and flimsy.

WAFFLE also stands for justice. If selected, every scrumptous pore is sure to get it's fair share of maple syrup. No unequal, runny mess like the other candidate.

Can't get enough WAFFLE? Can't Leggo their Eggo? Then get your own! Sophisticated research confirms WAFFLE is served more places nationwide than the other candidate.

So tomorrow morning, reach for the breakfast that makes you smile. WAFFLE. Now and Forever.

(Paid for by the Worldwide Waffles Consortium. Waffle/Bacon 2008)

Supported by the Waffler.

bfg00 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:01:22 pm »

Breaking News! As some of you may know the guys at PA are avid Waffle supporters. As such they were going to run the Waffle 2008 booth (this was before Bacon was added to the ticket) at Sakuracon in Seattle:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/3/28/

Apparently there they ran into some trouble with the management:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/3/31/

I have recieved inside info that this effort to disable the Waffle 2008 booth was instigated by the Pancake '08 committee. Don't stand for these short of cheap tricks and chicanery, be sure to enjoy a Waffle today!

ROMate · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:11:26 pm »

I predicted this right down to the user that was gonna post the counter. XD Oh fantastic. The only bad part is you two have more time to plan shenanigans than I do. >_<

bfg00 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:16:39 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 11:11:26 pm

I predicted this right down to the user that was gonna post the counter. XD Oh fantastic. The only bad part is you two have more time to plan shenanigans than I do. >_<

I guess it was fairly predictable who would respond. However, I'm not so sure I have more time than you do to plan shenanigans. Nonetheless I will do my best (thx to JG for his support of the Waffle/Bacon 2008 campaign).

ROMate · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:19:12 pm »

I got BubblegumCake, which is half the girls on the forum. I'm so winning this election. XD

bfg00 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:25:35 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 11:19:12 pm

I got BubblegumCake, which is half the girls on the forum. I'm so winning this election. XD

I suppose that is true because as we have stated before Boobs > Mods. Interesting Forum Trivia Male-Female Ratio: 8.4:1 Therefore any female vote should probably count for 8 or so times as much as a male vote in this forum. Then again the arbitrator of that should probably be HG since he owns the forum and would be the head honcho in any election.

BubblegumCake · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:34:10 pm »

lol. Is all I am a gambling chip to you?!?

ROMate · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2008, 11:43:34 pm »

No, honey, you're a powerful ally in the fight against crunchy breakfast foods.

bfg00 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2008, 05:04:35 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 11:43:34 pm

No, honey, you're a powerful ally in the fight against crunchy breakfast foods.

True that. An ally that I would like to sway over to the only true breakfast.

JG · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:10:20 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 11:19:12 pm

I got BubblegumCake, which is half the girls on the forum. I'm so winning this election. XD

Waffle's still got ya beat.

Anne Mitter's: Proudly serving waffles for breakfast.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2008, 09:21:04 pm »

I had a waffle from the waffle house last week, it was pretty fucking awesome

BubblegumCake · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2008, 10:20:35 pm »

Quote from: JG先生 on April 01, 2008, 09:10:20 pm

Waffle's still got ya beat.

Anne Mitter's: Proudly serving waffles for breakfast.

Last time I checked, 2-D girls WHO AREN'T REAL don't count.

JG · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2008, 10:49:15 pm »

2D doesn't count? Might I remind you that your candidate is the thin and flat one.

WAFFLE: FOR A THREE-DIMENSIONAL BREAKFAST.

bfg00 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 02, 2008, 04:38:43 pm »

Quote from: JG先生 on April 01, 2008, 10:49:15 pm

2D doesn't count? Might I remind you that your candidate is the thin and flat one.

WAFFLE: FOR A THREE-DIMENSIONAL BREAKFAST.

He's got you there.

JG · « **Reply #15 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:46:29 pm »

VOTE WAFFLE FOR Y2K-COMPATIBLE BANNERS!

ROMate · « **Reply #16 on:** April 02, 2008, 11:22:44 pm »

Quote from: bfg00 on April 02, 2008, 04:38:43 pm

He's got you there.

No, he really doesn't. It's not that 2D in general doesn't count. Some 2D counts very much. But you ridiculous 2D fantasy women most certainly do not count in this election, seeing as they're fictitious. Cake, however, is in fact a REAL woman and therefore counts more than either you or JG.

Besides, he totally loses by being 8 years too late for Y2K to matter.

黒い灯影 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 02, 2008, 11:32:02 pm »

are you kidding? Y2K is real, and it is still coming... albeit a lil late... but tis the end....

JG · « **Reply #18 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:19:30 pm »

Quote from: ROMate on April 02, 2008, 11:22:44 pm

Besides, he totally loses by being 8 years too late for Y2K to matter.

Pancake: Last enjoyed in 1908.

WAFFLE: BREAKFAST OF THE FUTURE.

BubblegumCake · « **Reply #19 on:** April 03, 2008, 08:26:08 pm »

::Sigh:: Just shoot me.

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Author Topic: Waffle for Breakfast! (Read 36465 times)