Is Dickgirl gross?

[santiO]

And the answer is Yes. Yes, very much, Yes. Very, very Yes. Like, totally Yes. Completely, out of the question, Yes.

But this goes further than a simple discussion for me. For me, this is PERSONAL.

I mean... do any of you big hentai masters know what it's like searching for a Mature & Vice (King of fighters) hentai yuri doujinshi for years, and only finding Dickgirl? I feel like I'm in Reservoir Dogs here! "Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dickgirl!" "How many dickgirls is that?" "A lot." And that's bad, 'cause that means I'm Mr Brown, and Mr Brown is a little too close to Mr Shit.

But I'm wandering off-topic. Anyways... let's take last night, for example. A friend of mine gave me a hentai page (I don't remember which), and I inmediatly searched King of Fighters. And so I find this one Doujin that I had never seen in my life. It seemed awesome, Vice dressed in really cool clothes, yadda-yadda. So then I see the thumbnails and... Wow! Vanessa's here too! Too awesome to be true!

It was... I select one of the pictures and... right there... staring at my face... with his big, black slot... A dick... a big, huge, ugly... cock... prick... penis... sausage... salami... chorizo... morcilla... big bald-head... scarface... whatever you want to call it... coming out of both Vice's and Mature's groin...

So, stop the madness. Leave the poor lesbians alone. Let them be. Don't give them dicks. If they became lesbians, it's because they didn't want any dicks to begin with. Otherwise, they'd be bisexuals.

[bfg00]

Will concur with you on this one.  Sorry hermaphrodites are not attractive.

[YunaChou]

She-males are the new rage

Is Dickgirl gross?

I do completely agree though

If I ever look at ANY porn...it tends to be Lesbain because the penis is just not really drawn lovely...ever

Is Dickgirl gross?

But where did the girl with penis come from in terms of wanting to wank at?

Is Dickgirl gross?

[Cashino]

Eh...I'm kinda neutral. While I'm not exactly attracted to it, but, like everything else to me, it really depends where and how it fits into the situation. I remember this one doujin (can't remember if it WAS a doujin or something else) where, in one scene, there's magic abound and the guy (protagonist) turned himself into a girl and his love interest into a she-male, and subsequently get it on with "roles" reversed. Yeah, needless to say, kinda funny and weird at the same time (to me, it was more funny than weird).

[MMX]

It was... I select one of the pictures and... right there... staring at my face... with his big, black slot... A dick... a big, huge, ugly... cock... prick... penis... sausage... salami... chorizo... morcilla... big bald-head... scarface... whatever you want to call it... coming out of both Vice's and Mature's groin...

I remember this one doujin where, in one scene, there's magic abound and the guy (protagonist) turned himself into a girl and his love interest into a she-male, and subsequently get it on with "roles" reversed. Yeah, needless to say, kinda funny and weird at the same time (to me, it was more funny than weird).

sauce/link plz.

[Doctor_Raven]

Eh...I'm kinda neutral. While I'm not exactly attracted to it, but, like everything else to me, it really depends where and how it fits into the situation. I remember this one doujin (can't remember if it WAS a doujin or something else) where, in one scene, there's magic abound and the guy (protagonist) turned himself into a girl and his love interest into a she-male, and subsequently get it on with "roles" reversed. Yeah, needless to say, kinda funny and weird at the same time (to me, it was more funny than weird).

I heard of this too except it wasn't a role reversal, more of the powers of a magical girl type to show how the man would feel if he were treated the way he poorly treated the girl. Ultimately it lead to a threesome.

[MMX]

I heard of this too except it wasn't a role reversal, more of the powers of a magical girl type to show how the man would feel if he were treated the way he poorly treated the girl. Ultimately it lead to a threesome.

Yeah... magical girl anime needs to have more threesomes.
So basically the moral of the story is always mistreat the girl so you can get into a threesome?

[DualSoul]

I'm of the same opinion as Cashino.

[Doctor_Raven]

Yeah... magical girl anime needs to have more threesomes.
So basically the moral of the story is always mistreat the girl so you can get into a threesome?

If you wanna lose your wang, then yes D:

[santiO]

sauce/link plz.

Okey, here it is.

http://www.alphahentai.com/blog/dojinsb/hana_toge_dg/

And I forgot: it's not only Mature, Vice and Vanessa. Shermie's in too... and they all got dicks...

(OOC: Have you ever noticed that in most of the EXTREMELY FEW doujins starring Mature and Vice, Vice's always the innocent, "Don't-please-it-hurts-a-lot" type? Even taking into account that Vice is much more violent than Mature? Weird... very weird...)

Now, do you know what I'm going to ask for payment, right? Do you? Well, even if you do, I'll say it anyway.

GET ME ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING STRAIGHT, LESBIAN, NO-WANG-INVOLVED, "DICKGIRL-IN-YOUR-DREAMS-PSYCHO", MATUREXVICE HENTAI DOUJINSHI, And I swear, I'll give you so many rep you won't be able to count it even with Stephen Hawking helping you out... even if he got his speech back.

[Hyperguy]

I mean... do any of you big hentai masters know what it's like searching for a Mature & Vice (King of fighters) hentai yuri doujinshi for years, and only finding Dickgirl?

When I'm searching for hentai, I get frustrated anytime I find a doujinshi of a character I like and the content happens to be something I don't like, like furry, loli, or scat.  What's really frustrating is when it has an awesome cover too.  You'll flip past the preface, peruse some decent pinup art and when you get to the meat of the doujinshi, have a "WTF!? What the hell did I just download?!" moment.

To this day I still haven't found a decent one of Naga the Serpent from Slayers.  Actually, pretty much anything from animes pre-2000(save for Evangelio-cashcow)  is pretty scarce.  I always keep a look out for shows like Dirty Pair Flash, Gunsmith Cats, or Agent Aika, and sadly, can count the amount of doujins I have for each on one hand.

But I'm wandering off-topic. Anyways... let's take last night, for example. A friend of mine gave me a hentai page (I don't remember which), and I inmediatly searched King of Fighters. And so I find this one Doujin that I had never seen in my life. It seemed awesome, Vice dressed in really cool clothes, yadda-yadda. So then I see the thumbnails and... Wow! Vanessa's here too! Too awesome to be true!

When I heard this, I knew that there was only one doujinshi that it could be...

It was... I select one of the pictures and... right there... staring at my face... with his big, black slot... A dick... a big, huge, ugly... cock... prick... penis... sausage... salami... chorizo... morcilla... big bald-head... scarface... whatever you want to call it... coming out of both Vice's and Mature's groin...

And that pretty much confirmed my assumptions.  It's that all-futa one by Hana.  That circle specializes in futa orgy doujinshi.  srsly.  They're still active too, their latest one from Comiket featuring girls from Queen's Blade.

Will concur with you on this one.  Sorry hermaphrodites are not attractive.

I think their appeal's not so much from having a dick so much as using a dick for lesbian sex.

Okey, here it is.

http://www.alphahentai.com/blog/dojinsb/hana_toge_dg/

And I forgot: it's not only Mature, Vice and Vanessa. Shermie's in too... and they all got dicks...

They made a sequel to that doujin too.

(OOC: Have you ever noticed that in most of the EXTREMELY FEW doujins starring Mature and Vice, Vice's always the innocent, "Don't-please-it-hurts-a-lot" type? Even taking into account that Vice is much more violent than Mature? Weird... very weird...)

It's because Mature's older.  That'd make Vice the designated Uke, or for those of you watching on this side of the pacific, 'receiver'(lol, sounds like football.  Shermie's tight end</bad pun>.).

Now, do you know what I'm going to ask for payment, right? Do you? Well, even if you do, I'll say it anyway.

GET ME ONE, JUST ONE FUCKING STRAIGHT, LESBIAN, NO-WANG-INVOLVED, "DICKGIRL-IN-YOUR-DREAMS-PSYCHO", MATUREXVICE HENTAI DOUJINSHI, And I swear, I'll give you so many rep you won't be able to count it even with Stephen Hawking helping you out... even if he got his speech back.

Because it's impossible, I only managed to get the next best thing; a doujinshi short of a threesome involving Vice, Mature, and Kyo.  I a full one of just Vice + heterosexual men.

[DualSoul]

When I'm searching for hentai, I get frustrated anytime I find a doujinshi of a character I like and the content happens to be something I don't like, like furry, loli, or scat.  What's really frustrating is when it has an awesome cover too.  You'll flip past the preface, peruse some decent pinup art and when you get to the meat of the doujinshi, have a "WTF!? What the hell did I just download?!" moment.

That's the main reason I generally buy/download everything by circle.  Everything else I take as a foray into new territory, and because of that, I tend to be not as disappointed (i.e. I can tell myself 'Guess I know to avoid that group's work from now on')

[Ellendesu]

LOL

Hey guys I"m still alive.

And I like futanari, it's hawt. But I have my own reasons for that =P

[MMX]

To this day I still haven't found a decent one of Naga the Serpent from Slayers.  Actually, pretty much anything from animes pre-2000(save for Evangelio-cashcow)  is pretty scarce.  I always keep a look out for shows like Dirty Pair Flash, Gunsmith Cats, or Agent Aika, and sadly, can count the amount of doujins I have for each on one hand.

omg so true.
actually I can count the amount of doujins I have for each one on anything because zero requires no counting.
the White Snake needs more good h-doujin.

I also once found this pic that looked like it was from a doujin where she had cowbells attached to her nipples.
That was kind of funny.  Cowbells.  But she still needed more cowbell.

[santiO]

They made a sequel to that doujin too.

I am seriously considering going Punisher on those Hana motherfuckers...

It's because Mature's older.  That'd make Vice the designated Uke, or for those of you watching on this side of the pacific, 'receiver'(lol, sounds like football.  Shermie's tight end</bad pun>.).

That sucks... this may be better on a separate thread of its own, but I don't really enjoy seeing sex if one of the two isn't having a good time. I mean, it's sex, goddamn it! It's supposed to be good and beautiful and an act of passion! And I sure as hell don't find it sexy seeing virgin blood spilling everywhere, or girls releasing more fluid through their eyes than through their vagingles.
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Damn... So now, I'm getting even more picky and elitist! I want a hardcore hentai, yuri, non-dickgirl, no-painful-faces, mutual-enjoyment, MatureXVice Doujinshi... Saigado, get to work! Oh... wait... they did... And they came up with more dickgirl... *Loads up his M4A1, fully customized with M203 grenade launcher, LAM modules, etc. etc.*

Because it's impossible, I only managed to get the next best thing; a doujinshi short of a threesome involving Vice, Mature, and Kyo.  I a full one of just Vice + heterosexual men.

Can I get the links to those?
Better than nothing, I guess, although Kyo's way too busy trying to do that redhead-asshole-emo-son-of-a-bitch-whose-name-I-will-not-say... Kyo getting laid with women... only in doujinshis.

[MMX]

I mean, it's sex, goddamn it! It's supposed to be good and beautiful and an act of passion!

What, are you five or something?  And I thought I was naive.

That's why there's a rape button.

[Hyperguy]

LOL

Hey guys I"m still alive.

DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

I am seriously considering going Punisher on those Hana motherfuckers...

Why? They make great doujin.  The content just happens to be something you don't like.  They make nonfuta doujin too, but it's nowhere as good as their futa doujin.

That sucks... this may be better on a separate thread of its own, but I don't really enjoy seeing sex if one of the two isn't having a good time. I mean, it's sex, goddamn it! It's supposed to be good and beautiful and an act of passion! And I sure as hell don't find it sexy seeing virgin blood spilling everywhere, or girls releasing more fluid through their eyes than through their vagingles.

I think it's because Japanese eroticism revolves around getting off on emotional distress.  Or at least, that much I could gather from this eye opening quote by Akira Uchida, producer for Rumble Roses:

"You Westerners, listen. Eroticism is not only about nudity. That is part of it. You know, there's this character Anesthesia. She's like this Latina nurse character. Imagine that she's forced to wear a schoolgirl uniform and has to do the limbo dance. And she's so embarrassed that she's blushing. That is Japanese eroticism."

Reading that really put things in perspective for me, and explained why anyone would get off on the idea of girls crying or being embarassed at all.

Damn... So now, I'm getting even more picky and elitist! I want a hardcore hentai, yuri, non-dickgirl, no-painful-faces, mutual-enjoyment, MatureXVice Doujinshi... Saigado, get to work! Oh... wait... they did... And they came up with more dickgirl... *Loads up his M4A1, fully customized with M203 grenade launcher, LAM modules, etc. etc.*

Well, a doujin like that may very well exist.  I estimate that there's a lot of doujin that simple never makes it to the internet for one reason or another.  Not to mention, doujin tends to follow the beat of what's popular right now, so if there was one like that, chances are it was made around the peak of King of Fighter's popularity, or at the very least, around the time Vice and Mature were introduced into the series.

Can I get the links to those?
Better than nothing, I guess, although Kyo's way too busy trying to do that redhead-asshole-emo-son-of-a-bitch-whose-name-I-will-not-say... Kyo getting laid with women... only in doujinshis.

Sure thing.  I know what you mean though.  Kyo says he has a girlfriend, but he spends more time with Iori than anything else.  Also, he needs to return Athena's calls already.  Sheesh.

Here's the one with Vice, Mature, and Kyo.  It was drawn by Isutoshi of Slut Girl and Planet Prowler fame:

Preview: http://www.geekfag.com/images/14427841203.jpg

Download: http://hyperguy.net/downloads/doujinshi/snk_monogatari.rar

Also, here's another doujin featuring just Mature:

Preview: http://www.geekfag.com/images/98059178801.jpg

Download: http://hyperguy.net/downloads/doujinshi/shadow_defense_version_13.rar

[Hyperguy]

Actually, I'm just going to lay all of the doujin I have that has anything to do with this topic and or whatever happens to be floating around my mind right now.

This doujinshi has Vice in it.  It's frickin' amazing.  It also has Lei Fang in it, and the combined awesome within has made it one of my favorites.

Preview: http://www.geekfag.com/images/452866532001_fc.jpg

Download: http://hyperguy.net/downloads/doujinshi/vice.rar

[santiO]

Hey! Thanks a lot for the doujins! Reputation for you, although you hardly need more.

Laughed a lot about the Anesthesia bit. She's a bisexual Latina nurse mad scientist bent on world domination through wrestling terminatrixes! How's that for character design?

Thinking about saving money to travel to Japan and get the mythical Doujin you mention. Trouble is waiting there for me, 'cause I'll be looking for something at least 10 years old (KoF '96 being Mature & Vice's last canon appearence, all thanks to redhead-bastich-whose-name-I-still-won't-say) and probably very rare. Chances are I'll bump into some old Hentai Master with long beard, and have to climb some big mountain fighting seven guardian ninja spirits possesing different skills, before finally fighting their evil boss who wants to rule the world through tentacle, futanari and furry hentai, eliminating every other genre of adult entertainment.

And regarding "Shadow Defence ver. 13", already had that, but still laugh like a maniac everytime I see the cover. "You Shall Die". Only thing missing is "I'll Swallow Your Soul" on the back cover.

What, are you five or something?  And I thought I was naive.

That's why there's a rape button.

Oh, true. I'm not five. I'm... GOLDSTAR!!!

[tetsaru arigashi]

Futanari, eh?  Hmm...  well, as long as there's just lesbians or girls involved, it doesn't really bother me that much.  Angel Blade had lots of it, yet the scene in episode 2 where that pink-haired cop chick got pumped full of so much cum by General Chloe that her stomach started swelling is still one my all-time favorite hentai scenes.  And since I don't really like the use of dildos, strap-ons, and other various sex toys, they gotta have something to fuck each other with, right?  Either that or maybe a greatly oversized clitoris???  =/