Author Topic: Special Forum Contest Thingy (Read 21336 times)

Ellendesu · « **on:** December 09, 2006, 03:34:03 pm »

Greetings Members of the Congress,

In celebration of me finding a sexual partner for the first time in ages, I would seek to offer up a fun contest.

I want you guys to post some text, paragraph of text, 2, maybe 3 (No more than 4 ok?) Whoever has the best TEXT will have thiers narrated on an mp3 file, featuring me. Complete with backing music and dramatic effects.

This will be fun, as most of the people who know me personally know that I am the master of voice moderisation.

RULES:

1. It can be any sort of thing, a single narrator, multiple characters, a parody, etc.
2. If you deem it necessary, you can use forum members as characters, I will guess what you sound like. Deal.
3. Keep female roles down to a minimum, I can do it but it's kind of creepy.
4. AIDS Ringo. AIDS.

Ok, LET THE TEXT FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Bitchs.

ROMate · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2006, 07:52:44 pm »

My entry, based on a D&D story.

"Stupid elven sonofabitch. Thinks 'cause he's sneaky and aloof and shit that he can wander freely without the party."

"Zok, he'll be fine. He's a master of sneaking. There is no way those kobolds will EVER hear him coming." That's the cleric trying to reassure me. It isn't working. "Why are you so worried, anyway? Didn't think hobgoblins liked elves."

I sneer. "That's true. I'm not worried about him, I'm worried about what happens if he gets busted, and drags the whole lot of 'em back here..." Before I can even finish my sentence about what exactly I'm gonna do if he draws a horde of warriors to our safe position, he comes running back, minus his daggers and plus a few dozen arrows in his back, chased by a sound like a herd of elephants and Draconic battle cries. "Goddammit Ringo..."

LordRyunson · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2006, 10:50:26 pm »

Here's mine, what I typed up at the last minute for a continuing fic of mine.....

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She was the daughter of the world's greatest Duel Princess Player, who entered a tournament in order to play a very innocent card game. Suddenly, evil forces threaten to turn the game upside down. Mimi Nanakara faced various evil duelists, from the incredibly evil (But flat-chested) Deck Death, to the over-endowed Tidarda.

Now, Mimi must participate in a tournament that promises to make friends with the United States and Europe in order to escalate the game even further. However, mysterious forces threaten to tear the game apart.

Can Mimi defeat these villains and get her game on? We will soon see in, DUEL PRINCESS, THE SERIES!! Sure, we got a great start, but we are currently waiting for new rules in order to make this thing progress. Oops! Did we say that out loud? Coming soon, to a fanfic forum/website thing near you! If only the writers can find time to write a card game.... Did we say that outloud again? Oh... FIDDLES!

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Usually I might not win, but we will see. Oh, and about the AIDS Ringo thing, I don't know what that means, but I think something strange is going down.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2006, 05:02:02 pm »

No more guys? Come on.

bfg00 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2006, 05:34:07 pm »

I was thinking of doing a fake TV/Movie ad for the Congress, but I haven't come up with anything good yet.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2006, 07:43:56 pm »

Er, how many submissions are we allowed to have? I'm just curious in case my first one doesn't cut it.

TwilightKing · « **Reply #6 on:** December 11, 2006, 08:21:02 pm »

Ringo.

The very name made me bowels release. Goddamn fight or flight instinctual reaction. How the fuck am I supposed to run, or fight, with shit in my pants? Who's fucking idea was this that in the face of danger you dump excess baggage in order to move quicker? I mean, come on.

Fucking Ringo. Now I'm trying to escape from his crusty, AIDS infected ass but I can't beacause the SHIT is running down my fucking pantsleg and into my shoe. FUCK! What the hell, man? Every step is a slurping, sucking sound as my feet try to move. Goddamn Ringo. Fucking asshole!! Get away from me you cockgoblin!! You fucking assmaggot!

JESUS! Get the fuck..HELP!!! GODDAMN RINGO!! FUCKING DOUCHE NOZZLE!!! You want some fucker? Take some you goddamn slushcunt!! Here! Here's some SHIT!! Yeah, motherfucker, right in your cunting face you slackjawed cumbucket!! Here's some more! EAT MY SHIT! EAT THE FUCKING CORN RIGHT OUT OF IT!!!!!

Fuck Ringo.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:44:18 pm »

Some good ideas (and bad ideas) so far, to answer the question, yes, you may enter up to THREE entries each.

I will pick 2 and then have the congress vote on them in a poll to see which one is acted out.

This will be fun. LETS KEEP GOING! DEADLINE IS SATURDAY!

Jusu · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2006, 04:08:14 pm »

Can characters from games and TV shows be used as well, not to mention small action texts, which of course are not to be read aloud, but put as sound effects?

Ellendesu · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2006, 06:03:33 pm »

Yes, quotes are absolutely fine. Now post moar text

Centurion · « **Reply #10 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:16:45 pm »

Galka-chick with be the mother of my children...

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #11 on:** December 13, 2006, 08:05:44 pm »

Here goes...

Okay, a lot of you are wondering why we bakunyuus turned out like we did. You know, why we like huge boobies. Well, for starters, they're beautiful, soft and round things. But I digress. I personally like breasts because they're something that guys DON'T have. To me, they're a sign that guys are different from girls. And no, I don't just mean the "girls have a penis boys have a vagina" thing, dude. Without them, would there be any way to tell which is which without either asking or seeing the person naked?

Besides, I heard that Ringo likes flat chests. Worse, he likes flat chests on girls that are less than 12 years old. Ringo is a sick fucker and must be stopped, and this means that everything Ringo likes must be avoided. Therefore, lolita and small boobs are on the avoid list. We will defeat Ringo's ways no matter what! Small boobs aren't any fun anyway! Tart 'n' Tinys are for snacking only!!!

Fucking Ringo.

LordRyunson · « **Reply #12 on:** December 13, 2006, 08:34:16 pm »

I'm not sure if I could include a Ringo reference in any of my fanfics, or the contest. I mean, he does cause alot of trouble to deserve to be on the hate list, but right now, I'm a bit floundered.

ROMate · « **Reply #13 on:** December 13, 2006, 11:59:35 pm »

I love how everybody's copying me and ending their entries with Ringo.

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #14 on:** December 14, 2006, 12:10:46 am »

Well rule 4 IS "AIDS Ringo. AIDS."

LordRyunson · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2006, 03:11:39 pm »

Right, just for you guys, I may include a Ringo fangirl in Duel Princess, the series. Of course, one of the main characters may get to duel her, wether it be Siruta, Mimi, Tidarda, or a character of your own choosing!

Sorry if I sounded sort of obsessed, but I never gotten this much fan-worship before.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 16, 2006, 11:44:57 am »

Well uhh, guess with that the contest ended at midnight last night, not as many entries as I was hoping for =(

I'm gonna extend this until Wednesday. Ok?

SO COME ON AND POST!

LordRyunson · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2006, 11:45:31 pm »

Well, it's past Wednesday, and nobody has further posted in.

I guess it's time to declare the winner in the Versus board, unless Will has another due date planned.

ROMate · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:53:33 pm »

Declare winnar plz.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 11, 2007, 10:36:58 am »

Quote from: LordRyunson on December 09, 2006, 10:50:26 pm

Here's mine, what I typed up at the last minute for a continuing fic of mine.....

-----

She was the daughter of the world's greatest Duel Princess Player, who entered a tournament in order to play a very innocent card game. Suddenly, evil forces threaten to turn the game upside down. Mimi Nanakara faced various evil duelists, from the incredibly evil (But flat-chested) Deck Death, to the over-endowed Tidarda.

Now, Mimi must participate in a tournament that promises to make friends with the United States and Europe in order to escalate the game even further. However, mysterious forces threaten to tear the game apart.

Can Mimi defeat these villains and get her game on? We will soon see in, DUEL PRINCESS, THE SERIES!! Sure, we got a great start, but we are currently waiting for new rules in order to make this thing progress. Oops! Did we say that out loud? Coming soon, to a fanfic forum/website thing near you! If only the writers can find time to write a card game.... Did we say that outloud again? Oh... FIDDLES!

----

Usually I might not win, but we will see. Oh, and about the AIDS Ringo thing, I don't know what that means, but I think something strange is going down.

Well, hate me or love me, this is the most oratable of all the entries! Lord Ryunson is the winner!

Your mp3 will be up asap, when I'm not working I'll get to doing the voice acting for it, etc.

CONGRATULATIONS LORD RYUNSON.

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Author Topic: Special Forum Contest Thingy (Read 21336 times)