WHO THE FUCK IS RINGO?!
Well shit, the rule was not to reveal who Ringo was until someone posted that exact question, with the same punctuation. DAMMIT KEENON.
It took a while, but heres a pic of Ringo for you to hate on. The asshole.

ringo vs Jerimiah Sunshine vs Stan Threeway match OMFG!!!!!!!!!!111
Fuckin' Ringo. KILL HIM