Author Topic: You enter a room... (Read 26969 times)

bfg00 · « **on:** October 22, 2006, 07:38:08 pm »

Suddenly you find yourself surrounded by space aliens, who look none to happy to see you. What do you do?

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2006, 07:50:56 pm »

1: look for the hot female aliens.

2: Take them with me to a hotel.

3: ????

4: Profit.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2006, 08:27:22 pm »

Equip the Quadra Magic + Ultimaguhja materia combination along with the Doublecast and 1 MP Cost abilities, and nuke them all to hell... >_<;

Then suddenly realize that they were immune to insanely cheap and powerful non-elemental spells. =/

Desperately apologize by saying you were just trying to level up your magic. ^_^;

Lose virginity by getting probed in the ass...?? O_o;

Ellendesu · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2006, 09:07:53 pm »

Pull out a cigarette, light it, and proceed to fight until either I or they lost.

Or it depends, do they wanna take over the Earth? I'd defect

LordRyunson · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2006, 09:11:14 pm »

What type of aliens?

Mars Attacks Aliens? Creatures from the movie, Aliens? Or the evil aliens seen on Power Rangers? Could you please be more specific?

Meat · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2006, 11:21:43 pm »

I'd put down my boombox, hit the "play" button and dance like my life depended on it.

R-9 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2006, 11:50:22 pm »

With my luck, it'll be Daleks. Hopefully, the organ-scrambling will be fairly painless.

DualSoul · « **Reply #7 on:** October 23, 2006, 01:31:36 am »

Whip out some Mentos and hope for some timely background music to distract them while I flee shamelessly.

Centurion · « **Reply #8 on:** October 23, 2006, 07:33:30 am »

*snort* *rolls d20* *rolls another d20* *result: 18 and 20* I use my Flurry of Blows technique in hopes to fell the foe! *snort chortle chortle chortle*

Where's the mountain dew???!

EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #9 on:** October 23, 2006, 01:48:02 pm »

I 'd go into Shin Getter 1 mode and then Stoner Sunshine their asses

Like that

bfg00 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 23, 2006, 05:07:21 pm »

You notice another person enter the room carrying a large laser cannon, blasting space alien after space alien. They yell and wave at you saying, "Come over here! Follow me! We have to get out of here!" What do you do?

Centurion · « **Reply #11 on:** October 23, 2006, 07:02:34 pm »

Quote from: bfg00 on October 23, 2006, 05:07:21 pm

You notice another person enter the room carrying a large laser cannon, blasting space alien after space alien. They yell and wave at you saying, "Come over here! Follow me! We have to get out of here!" What do you do?

I draw my +5 masterwork repeating wookie bowcaster and fire at the alien scum, giving my wookie warcry.

Snorlax.RAYZR · « **Reply #12 on:** October 23, 2006, 08:31:37 pm »

Look for Narsha.

MMX · « **Reply #13 on:** October 23, 2006, 10:19:03 pm »

I equip Umaro with the Blizzard Orb and hide behind his gigantic mass of a body.

Crazy rampaging yetis. Never leave home without them.

bfg00 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2006, 02:01:41 pm »

You've managed to destory all the space monsters in the room with the help of your new buddy. Your new friend says to you "Nice work but we have to make it to the hangar. I have a ship waiting there for us." It is at this point that you realize that your new friend appears to be a woman (the voice sounds feminine and you finally notice the curves in the spacesuit). What is your response?

EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #15 on:** November 01, 2006, 02:09:56 pm »

Quote from: bfg00 on November 01, 2006, 02:01:41 pm

You've managed to destory all the space monsters in the room with the help of your new buddy. Your new friend says to you "Nice work but we have to make it to the hangar. I have a ship waiting there for us." It is at this point that you realize that your new friend appears to be a woman (the voice sounds feminine and you finally notice the curves in the spacesuit). What is your response?

''Well, 1.Do you have another friend there? and 2.Do you have three Getter Machines for Getter Roob?If no, then lets just get out of here, while i Stoner Sunshine some more freak-shows''

bfg00 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 02, 2006, 05:23:41 pm »

She replies, "Yes, I came with a team of Marines to extract you. Unfortunately we didn't bring any mecha with us, however there are some back on the Fortuna. Speaking of, we need to get back there. I don't know how long it will be able to stick around for." She turns to go towards the hangar. What do you do?

DualSoul · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2006, 02:11:39 am »

Check her out from behind.

EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2006, 10:11:03 am »

First, 'observe' her own behind, while following her, then start to ponder the thought of commenting her on her curves or not

bfg00 · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2006, 09:24:29 pm »

You can definitely tell that beneath the body armor she has a nice body. However you couldn't see her face because of the helmet she was wearing.

The both of you run to the hangar where a massive firefight is occuring. The space aliens are firing at the transport parked there which is currently surrounded by marines who are firing back at them. It appears that the transport's shield is holding for now, but the hangar bay isn't open as of right now.

What do you do?

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