Author Topic: I am black (Read 18422 times)

HMD · « **on:** October 12, 2006, 12:14:26 am »

About a week ago, Hyperguy and Will came to me. And you know what they said? They said, "HMD, we need some color at our boards!" I took a look around, and they was right. The only black around is in the background, ya feel me? And since the only thing besides death that you people (whitey) are afraid of is a strong black man, I felt the need to intervene! I killed that white honkey Sega Slayer, I ain't afraid of no man! So I hope I don't gotta cold-smoke some chickenshit, knuckleheaded bigots up in here, ya heard?

SAY IT LOUD! I SAID, SAY IT LOUD! YEAH, THAT'S IT! SAY IT LOUD! I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD!

HMD · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2006, 12:17:06 am »

And why's a brother always gotta get pulled over in New York, nah I mean?

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:00:55 am »

Nothing wrong with being black, HMD, nothing wrong at all. I've got several friends who are black, and I'm about as white-cracker as they come. =3

*attempts to perform cool dance moves and fails miserably* >_<;

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:06:06 am »

Once You Go Black, Your Baby's On Crack.

Welcome back. Let's not tear out each other's aorta.

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:08:07 am »

Hmmm both you and Shark from 12 OZ Mouse are black now :O

Of course in my case. I'm Decepticon now.

Spaceworlder · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2006, 01:37:19 am »

Good to see you're back... in black!!

ROMate · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2006, 11:46:09 am »

Once you go black, you never go back...ALIVE! >=D [/ninja]

Hyperguy · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:35:16 pm »

Welcome black nugga. We missed you much, and glad to see you're colored as such. With that white ass honky Sega Slayer now dead, we can get back to the finer things in life, like hecklin' hoes for head. So HMD's back, and now that we know, I think it's time we started the show.

And in reverence of this reaffirmed blackness we've now put in sight, I'd like to share these sound clips of that bad mother fucker, Dolemite:

http://www.dolemite.com/multimedia/mp3player.php?record=eatout&track=1

HMD · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2006, 02:57:13 pm »

I feel obligated to explain myself, so I will:

Quote from: The Hardest of Hardcore Niggas on some other forum

Anyways. The reason I went off the way I did was this: it works. Me causing drama seems to get people posting again. Me not causing drama gets maybe three posts in one week. I knew doing what I did would get people to remember that they're members of your forum, even if what I say is completely and totally negative. What, you people thought I was actually super pissed? CAMON! You should know me better be now.

And I have no problems with the bakunyuu pornstyle, even if I find it morbidly repulsive. Beat off to whatever you want (within reason), this is a free country. But, like you Hyperguy, I have a major problem with stupidity. My problem with stupidity is the reason this site even exists. It got to be pretty annoying that your average, not at all flaming nor trolling threads that I or someone else would start would immediately get shit on because (insert name here) didn't like it, and thought that OH NOES THE FORUM IS DIEING because of said topic. It was some dang ol' bullshit to be certain. I eventually just said, "Fuck it, it's not my forum." And went my own way.

In other words, most (like, 85%) of my trolling was done to get people posting again. Since everyone I had problems with is gone, and since Hyperguy doesn't want the "drama" to escalate, don't expect me to get all up in your shit unless the situation calls for it. Sorry, guys. You can still hate me if you want, I won't stop you.

Quote from: Hyperguy on October 12, 2006, 02:35:16 pm

Welcome black nugga. We missed you much, and glad to see you're colored as such. With that white ass honky Sega Slayer now dead, we can get back to the finer things in life, like hecklin' hoes for head. So HMD's back, and now that we know, I think it's time we started the show.

Man, one day after he retired from the internet, I did some research and found out some things about him. Completely and totally offensive things that only make him more of an internet laughing stock. Expect a Cross Changer-esque article in his honor sometime soon.

DualSoul · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2006, 08:36:19 pm »

It's all <3 / XOXOXO / hugs & kisses on my end. Welcome ~~back~~ black?

Muhznit · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2006, 10:34:00 pm »

Welcome back. I myself am black, so don't think you're alone.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2006, 10:36:47 pm »

Great, I was wondering where all my Grape Soda went...

Muhznit · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2006, 11:00:31 pm »

Quote from: The Cruelty on October 12, 2006, 10:36:47 pm

Great, I was wondering where all my Grape Soda went...

*glare* Are you implying that I stole it?

Ellendesu · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2006, 11:36:20 pm »

I dunno, maybe...nah, it's covered by food stamps...isn't it?

HMD · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:18:29 am »

It's Grape Drink! GRAPE DRINK, NIGGA!

I put grape drink in my Christal, 'cause that be some ballin' ass shit, yo.

MMX · « **Reply #15 on:** October 16, 2006, 02:01:44 am »

Quote from: HM Muh Fuckin' D on October 12, 2006, 12:14:26 am

I am black.

Liar. I am still waiting for proof.

Yoko Matsugane Lover · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:12:15 pm »

Thats cool,cause i'm black too (Well 50% black 50% Puerto Rican)

Snorlax.RAYZR · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2006, 06:22:35 pm »

No one here's black, yellow, or white.

It's more like brownish, beige and tan or something.

MMX · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:01:12 pm »

Quote from: Yoko Matsugane Lover on October 16, 2006, 12:12:15 pm

Thats cool,cause i'm black too (Well 50% black 50% Puerto Rican)

The Governator would love you.

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Author Topic: I am black (Read 18422 times)