FUCKING VOLTRON THREAD OF ULTIMATE WIN

[King Zarkon]

time i got down to buisness.

fuck you spaceworlder. i hope you are raped to death by a pack of malnourished, horney donkeys. if i ever meet you in real life I WILL KILL YOU. if you think thats just some empty threat, tell me where you live and see just how empty or full that threat is.

HMD, the above can and will be said about you as well. everyone knows that a stoner only has friends so long as the weed is around. fuck you, you trifeling, uppidy, dumbfuck.

and last, but certainly not least.

you should do the world a favor and hang yourself hyperguy. you lack any and all semblances of a decent human being. you want to know whats up with fried chicken? cram it up your ass, that what's up, motherfucker.

if anyone reading this doesnt like to be criticized on a daily basis by fuckholes on the internet, leave this place, because nothing will be done to change it. THIS IS A REBELLION!

[tsar]

fuckoff heirophant

[HMD]

ACTIVATE INTERLOCK! DINOTHERMS CONNECTED! MEGA-THRUSTERS GO!

VVOOOOLLLLLLTROOOOOONNNN

FORM FEET! AND LEGS! FORM ARMS AND BODY!

AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!

VVOOOOLLLLLLTROOOOOONNNN

No one cares if you leave, kid.

[HMD]

And when you're finally gone, tell King Zarkon we're not going down without a fight!

[King Zarkon]

yeah once i leave then you'll all be able to suck eachothers cocks in peace.

[HMD]

True Story:

About an hour ago, I was walking my dog. While I was doing so, the retarded kid who lives in the apartment building next door (I'm not saying that to make fun of him, he's legit mentally disabled) took a quick look at me in my tight blue jeans, Misfits t-shirt (size small) and brand new thick rimmed "emo" glasses, and asked me this:

"Are you gay?"

I had a quick laugh and assured him that no, no I am not a homosexual, although I am flattered that he thought I was attractive enough to ask, even if he was disabled. But all that leads me to my question:

JEREMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET?

[HMD]

Since heirophant's gone, I'd like to take this time out to talk about Voltron. Why Voltron? Because it is awesome.

What's not so awesome, however, is that Lennie Weinrib, the man who played Hunk, passed away three months ago. Let's all take a moment of silence to respect one of our childhood memories.

[Spaceworlder]

I don't know if you're going to read this Heirophant, but I just wanted to let you know that I have snipers positioned on the roof of my house.

[Kiinan Yamasu]

Geez, spaceworlder, way to douche. You suck. If I knew where you were, I'd take you out of the world of the living myself. And no silly sniper would get in my way.

I'm not leaving this board, though. Heiro is being WAY too overdramatic.

[HMD]

T Keenon: I'm pretty sure the 'Worlder is just joking and does not, in fact, have snipers.

Now how about we all shut up and get back on topic (TOPIC: Voltron and the unfortunate death of Lennie Weinrib)?

I just found out the Sven was killed in the Japanese version, whereas he was only wounded here in the states. Sven rules, therefore I prefer the U.S version of the handling of his injuries.

[Spaceworlder]

I'm not kidding:

FUCKING VOLTRON THREAD OF ULTIMATE WIN

Sniper Kitty is waiting, Heirophan. Sniper Kitty is waiting.

On a more topical note, I have never seen Voltron. What's the deal with that show?

[HMD]

Voltron is awesome. Think Power Rangers, only animated and made in the 80s. A group of five space explorers find that they are able to pilot the five pieces of the legendary Voltron, which they use to defeat the evil King Zarkon. I'll admit I'm on a huge kick after buying the first DVD set yesterday.

[ROMate]

It's one of the best giant robot anime ever. I'm gonna go get that boxset when my birthday money rolls in.

[Spaceworlder]

Amazing topical trivia from Wikipedia:

The Japanese cartoons Voltron was based on were produced by the same company who made the Japanese shows Power Rangers was based on.

Bonus trivia:

These people also produced the animation for Ninja Turtles.

[HMD]

There was also a remake in the 90s which, if memory serves me correct, I absolutely hated.

More topical goodness (thanks to Khris): Voltron remake theme (the original one has a narrator explaining the story all over the music).

[Ellendesu]

I hereby nominate this for topic of the year

[Hyperguy]

Date and time I received a PM from heirophant, asking for help:
September 12, 2006, 02:18:54 PM

Date and time heirophant 'flew off the handle' and created a topic insinuating I was a spineless coward*:
September 12, 2006, 09:34:22 PM

Total time between messages: 7 hours, 15 minutes, and 28 seconds
*Which he later said was a misunderstanding and apologized profusely about after I locked his account.

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Date and time heirophant sent me a PM, asking me to look at his rep:
September 19, 2006, 11:42:50 PM

Date and time this thread was created:
September 20, 2006, 08:41:38 PM

Total time between messages: 16 hours, 1 minute, 12 seconds

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Honestly, if people can't wait for me to reply then I don't see how anyone could expect me to help them.  Contrary to popular belief, I don't spend 24 hours a day on the forums, and I don't have a bat signal.  More importantly, if I do have something I need to address I take the time to at least consider what I say before saying it.

But this isn't enough for some people.  They expect me to not only spend as much time on the forums as they do, but to also settle their petty disputes; they expect me to solve the problems they're too immature to handle on their own, and to handle them as soon as possible.

Well, this is one time I'm glad I didn't meet people's expectations.  Apparently, heirophant's gone and we're supposed to care, especially considering his main contributions to the forum were a cliche avatar, lack of capitalization, bitching, and a thread that encourages people to settle their disputes by flaming each other instead of, I don't know, working out their frustrations in a constructive manner offline(becuase heaven forbid people take responsibility for their emotions.)

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Now with that out of the way, I think it's time I answered heirophant's PM:

when you get the chance, give a looksey at my karma and who changed it, then, tell me whats wrong.

You can view your karma and modifcations to your karma on your profile page.

Ah, it appears that spaceworlder gave you over 1,000 negative rep.  Whoa.  I think that's a milestone for the forum.  This has got to be the most negative rep anyone's given anyone ever.  In any case, I think it's a pretty good indication that I need to put a restriction on how often people can rep others.  I've set it up so that you must wait an hour between repping someone, and I'll fix your rep accordingly.  Hopefully this'll curb rep spamming some.

Thanks for taking the time out to PM me.  I would have replied sooner, except that I've been busy with getting ready for school and helping my friend DP.

[Snorlax.RAYZR]

One hour? That's an awful lot... how about a half hour?

And uh, helping your friend DP? What's that, Dragon Punch? XD

[Hyperguy]

I wish it stood for Dragon Punch.  Then we could team up with a guy named Hadoken, and a Mr. named Tatsumaki Senpu, last name Kyaku, and form The A-Team 2000, and drive around in a chrome van with a coat hanger antennae sticking out of it, with 'We built this city on rock and roll' playing on the topdeck.  And I'd have a mullet and wear a karate gi, and we'd go around solving the community's problems by way of projectile and special attack.


Cat stuck in a tree?
 

Granny needs help crossing the street?
 

Wife slept with the garnder?
 ,

[ROMate]

I now decree this the the FUCKING VOLTRON THREAD OF ULTIMATE WIN.