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EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #564 on:** August 28, 2009, 06:05:12 am »

SUPER ASIA

JG · « **Reply #565 on:** August 28, 2009, 07:46:54 am »

Fried Chicken... AND Waffles? IN THE SAME PLACE!?!

Someone figure out how to make this place become real so we can start a franchise.

黒い灯影 · « **Reply #566 on:** August 28, 2009, 12:30:49 pm »

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/

JG · « **Reply #567 on:** August 28, 2009, 08:19:49 pm »

NO WAY!

While my day is made to find out such a place actually exists, I am also terribly disappointed at how far away it is. What the hell has LA got to do with anything fried chicken- or waffle-related? They oughta relocate to the south. Or Belgium.

bfg00 · « **Reply #568 on:** August 28, 2009, 10:31:00 pm »

I've got to admit. That place does look pretty awesome. I will also say that you could probably find a place that serves chicken and waffles some where in the south east US.

JG · « **Reply #569 on:** August 29, 2009, 07:13:39 am »

Serving and specializing are two different things.

I know Waffle House and Denny's have both and can be ordered as two different plates at the same time of day, but that's just not the same thing.

MMX · « **Reply #570 on:** September 07, 2009, 07:27:44 pm »

You're all welcome.

PS. I've had this on straight for the past twenty-four hours and I don't see myself stopping now. Got it on my mp3 player so I can listen to it ~~on the ride to~~ all day at work.

bfg00 · « **Reply #571 on:** September 07, 2009, 11:37:01 pm »

Wow I can't blame you. That song just feels like it would get jammed in your head.

Also, wearing headsets in the bath isn't really safe. Way to set a bad example for the kiddies.

bfg00 · « **Reply #572 on:** September 08, 2009, 05:54:35 pm »

Hyperguy · « **Reply #573 on:** September 08, 2009, 07:43:29 pm »

Quote from: Bang Doll on September 07, 2009, 07:27:44 pm

PS. I've had this on straight for the past twenty-four hours and I don't see myself stopping now. Got it on my mp3 player so I can listen to it ~~on the ride to~~ all day at work.

Link the mp3. O_.

黒い灯影 · « **Reply #574 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:46:38 am »

Quote from: bfg00 on September 07, 2009, 11:37:01 pm

Wow I can't blame you. That song just feels like it would get jammed in your head.

Also, wearing headsets in the bath isn't really safe. Way to set a bad example for the kiddies.

Only as long as they are not pluged into anything, then it's safe.

I just downloaded this song off of 4shared.com,
sounds like it has decent bass, wonder how it would sound like with my sound system in my truck.
1400 watts of bass, and 400 watts for the mids and highs. HAHAH!!

bfg00 · « **Reply #575 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:45:04 pm »

Quote from: 黒い灯影 on September 10, 2009, 02:46:38 am

Only as long as they are not pluged into anything, then it's safe.

I just downloaded this song off of 4shared.com,
sounds like it has decent bass, wonder how it would sound like with my sound system in my truck.
1400 watts of bass, and 400 watts for the mids and highs. HAHAH!!

What if they are battery operated?

Also that would be pretty awesome to play on that sound system.

JG · « **Reply #576 on:** September 11, 2009, 09:46:57 pm »

Headphones, whether outlet or battery powered, shouldn't have enough current to kill anyone. I doubt they would have any shocking power at all.

黒い灯影 · « **Reply #577 on:** September 11, 2009, 10:43:57 pm »

speaking about battery powered devices...
hairs a joke a found on the enternet a few weeks ago.
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Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a
little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. .?

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it *******,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative?

IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed
the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face
felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

P.s... My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

bfg00 · « **Reply #578 on:** September 12, 2009, 01:03:52 am »

Quote from: JG00 on September 11, 2009, 09:46:57 pm

Headphones, whether outlet or battery powered, shouldn't have enough current to kill anyone. I doubt they would have any shocking power at all.

Well it all depends on what type of headphones they are. What if they are for interstellar communications? I'm sure those require some beefy power.

JG · « **Reply #579 on:** September 12, 2009, 05:18:55 pm »

See, that's the problem with headphones. More often than not, they're plugged into the reciever, not stand alone. While the receiver could be dangerous to drop in the tub, the headphones wouldn't do a thing but fizzle, flood, and then sink.

And I don't know where you come from but my interstellar communicator streams audio directly into my mind. I don't need any fancy headwear apparatus.

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