Author Topic: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!  (Read 76534 times)

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2007, 12:06:32 pm »
IN OTHER WORDS I'M BORING DDDDD:

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2007, 02:36:09 pm »
I'm just sleeping around

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2007, 02:53:56 pm »
IN OTHER WORDS I'M BORING DDDDD:

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Hardly.

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2007, 06:15:28 pm »
The only type of woman I'd end up dating/marrying is a woman that's a yamato nadesico. I can pretty much repulse any other type of woman with my half-insane, half-boring, and half-nonsensical style of living. Half of this is because I'm not getting into a relationship with a woman that complains more than she sleeps, is ugly, or a complete imbecile, and the other half is just my personal tastes. Me getting a date that actually advances beyond material things would be the work of god...or maybe the devil...or both.

But I don't really mind that I'm single. Not like I'm kicking the bucket anytime soon nor am I too old; I got time.
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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2007, 06:51:44 pm »
Hardly.

NO I KNOW HOW IT IS!!!

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2007, 07:40:10 pm »
It's good to know that I'm not the only one who is saving his virginity for a person he really loves. My school mates are so eager to lose theirs that some of them tried paying a prostitute to do the job. I tried dating someone from my class, but we had different interests and our conversations were always like "Do we have homework?" or "Did you study for the test?"...
Sadly, I live in a small town, and the only girl in my town that likes video games is taken.
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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #66 on: May 03, 2007, 09:36:31 pm »
It's good to know that I'm not the only one who is saving his virginity for a person he really loves. My school mates are so eager to lose theirs that some of them tried paying a prostitute to do the job. I tried dating someone from my class, but we had different interests and our conversations were always like "Do we have homework?" or "Did you study for the test?"...
Sadly, I live in a small town, and the only girl in my town that likes video games is taken.

So true, so true...  ;_;  I swear, I'm gonna have to move out of Arkansas sooner or later, nothing goes on around here...  >X(

On a happier note, my penis, right hand, and bakunyuu pics/hentai have been going steady for several years now.  Maybe I should get an anniversary gift...  >_<

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2007, 12:52:43 am »
So true, so true...  ;_;  I swear, I'm gonna have to move out of Arkansas sooner or later, nothing goes on around here...  >X(


Hard to say which is better; life in a boring, everyday town where nothing really happens, or life in a place (city) where virtually everything can happen (and I mean anything; kidnappings+rape from a grocery store parking lot, gun-point robberies, drug dealings down the street, people attacking cars with fire extinguisher gas, etc.).

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2007, 01:04:51 am »
Hard to say which is better; life in a boring, everyday town where nothing really happens, or life in a place (city) where virtually everything can happen (and I mean anything; kidnappings+rape from a grocery store parking lot, gun-point robberies, drug dealings down the street, people attacking cars with fire extinguisher gas, etc.).

Hah, now that second part sounds like a GOOD TIME!

Seriously, what the fucks the point of an artist or any sort of person who wants inspiration for thier work living off in peace with nothing to get pissed off or inspired by!? One thing about America is that I never run out of things to write articles and songs about. Ever.

You don't get robbed or raped if you know how to fight, by the way. I've been mugged twice, the first time I got away, the second time I broke his arm in 2 places and broke the guys nose. It was the same guy, same night. Dumbass.

That being said, saving your virginity is a valiant effort, good for you. Me? I like a piece of ass WAY too much to be chaste.

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2007, 03:18:09 pm »
I have a girlfriend, she just doesn't know it yet.

my half-insane, half-boring, and half-nonsensical style of living.

You know what your problem is?  You see the glass as half full.  I see it as a sideways green-flavored octagon with tentacle vaginas.
Also you're a commie.

and I like pie.

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2007, 07:14:22 pm »
You see the glass as half full.


Maybe. That or my "good-natured [pansy]" self took over for a second whereas the "normal" me sees the glass as a potential weapon to fall back to should the situation become dire for whatever reason, as well as what the glass could be composed of. The "scathing bastard" me tries to see how I can use the glass to torture someone in some hideously cruel way.

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and I like pie.

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #71 on: May 07, 2007, 02:18:10 pm »
Wow  I didn't intend for it to get vicious! But good on the guy who's relationship is still going! you're a champion!

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #72 on: May 07, 2007, 09:45:54 pm »
Insults don't effect me in any way whatsoever. I just yawn at any and all of them.
Oh exploitable.

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #73 on: May 08, 2007, 05:54:31 pm »
Oh exploitable.

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!

Cause I don't give a damn what people call me.

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #74 on: May 08, 2007, 09:14:16 pm »
If thats true...you wouldnt say anything..period

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #75 on: May 08, 2007, 11:06:46 pm »
Exactly.  Focusing on insults demonstrates an effect.

Any time this card becomes the target of insults, place one yawn counter on Cashino.  During NextPage phase, nullify the effects of insults equal to the number of yawn counters, remove all yawn counters, and place Cashino in JustPosted position.

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #76 on: May 09, 2007, 12:16:18 am »
If thats true...you wouldnt say anything..period

Maybe. But it still serves at a source of humor for me. I'm the type of guy that can find humor in most anything (and when I say anything...I mean anything)

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #77 on: May 09, 2007, 02:04:12 am »
COMMIES EVERYWHERE

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2007, 08:07:00 pm »
COMMIES EVERYWHERE

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Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
« Reply #79 on: May 09, 2007, 10:13:46 pm »
Exactly.  Focusing on insults demonstrates an effect.

Any time this card becomes the target of insults, place one yawn counter on Cashino.  During NextPage phase, nullify the effects of insults equal to the number of yawn counters, remove all yawn counters, and place Cashino in JustPosted position.

So what we have a CCG based on the Congress of Awesome?  AWESOME!