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Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« on: November 02, 2006, 04:41:36 am »
With the Nintendo Wii, you get the opportunity to buy a pink controller face plate while you wait for the playable launch titles to come in (literally people, we only have the color pink at Target).

With the Playstation 3, you get a real shit-tacular looking Devil May Cry and an amazingly boring looking Metal Gear (watch the last trailer to see what I mean, because NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT, FOLKS). Oh, and debt.

With a 360, you get to play Uno on X-Box Live with this woman:



Now, far be it from me to force my views :bigtran on people, but I think it's safe to say which route is the right one to take.

AND IF ANYONE MAKES FUN OF MELISSA I'M GOING TO E-RAPE YOUR THROAT, BITCH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 05:27:57 pm »
Wow, good selling point.
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 05:44:13 pm »
If she'd pose with less clothes I'd be more inclined to buy it. Seriously though, even the hottest of chicks isn't gonna get me to buy one unless they release AT LEAST 10 noteworthy games for it. So far, they've got 2: Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Just gotta get 8 more.
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2006, 06:26:20 pm »
Uhh, Roommate....

I can name plenty of great 360 games right now.

Dead Rising being one of them, great game. Dead or Alive 4 is jawesome too, Elder Scrolls : Oblivion. HELL YES. Perfect Dark Zero was quite groovy, Kameo: Elements of Power is fun as hell. The latest delicious installment of Call of Duty. And not to mention there are many many other good things coming for it, and the Online Support is great.

I'm sorry Sony, =(

Also, Melissa is hot, can I play Uno with her in real life too ? The kind of uno that involves dinner and dancing?
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 06:36:05 pm »
I'm not good at FPS, I'm tired of DOA, and I don't like RPGs much anymore.
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 08:33:37 pm »
Quote from: HMD on November 02, 2006, 04:41:36 am
With the Nintendo Wii, you get the opportunity to buy a pink controller face plate while you wait for the playable launch titles to come in (literally people, we only have the color pink at Target).

But pink is the color of ninjas and pirates and care-bear blood.  Pink is bad-ass.


Also - lol black tips lawl.
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2006, 09:09:32 pm »
Quote from: ROMate on November 02, 2006, 06:36:05 pm
I'm not good at FPS, I'm tired of DOA, and I don't like RPGs much anymore.

You know what?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/1142793177467.jpg
Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2006, 09:13:34 pm »
Interesting you say this, HMD. I already have one as of yesterday.

With the very game this girl is holding!

OH YEAZ
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2006, 09:14:16 pm »
Also,

Quote from: The Cruelty on November 02, 2006, 09:09:32 pm
You know what?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/1142793177467.jpg
Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360


LAWL
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Re: Wow, here's why you should buy an X-Box 360
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2006, 02:06:27 pm »
The launch lineup for PS3 could be worse.  I mean, at least we're not getting Street Fighter EX plus Alpha 4.

Is Melissa posing for Playboy yet? :O
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