Here's some things about ROMate you probably didn't know:
He doesn't pay his taxes
He doesn't brush his teeth
One time I let him borrow my screwdriver, and he returned a hammer
He's French
He's fathered nine children and has not payed a cent of child support
He's drowned kittens
He's taunted while playing as Dan in Street Fighter Alpha 2
He still hasn't cleaned his room and that's completely unacceptable
He never did call that girl back, even though he said he would
He forgot to take out the trash, AND gave an excuse
He killed Elvis, Biggie Smalls, and Tupac Shakur
He's provided the Russians with plans for Metal Gear
He doesn't color within the lines
He's returned video rentals past their due date
He's been arrested for domestic abuse
He's fed pigeons bird seed that wasn't their favorite birdseed, or even good tasting birdseed
He let that fruitcake he was given for Christmas go to waste
