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Title: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 09, 2006, 11:20:54 pm
Hey kids, it's time for another interesting Will thread! In this one, post pictures, and stuff about your better halves!

So lets see your guys and gals lovely pics! By the way, this is for posting pics and facts about your real relationships, not your ideal woman, or your favourite fap fodder.



Keep it real motherfuckas

EDIT: I guess I don't have a girlfriend, bugger.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ROMate on September 09, 2006, 11:38:33 pm
Mine's glorious, but I have to re-scan all her pics.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on September 10, 2006, 02:55:34 am
i guess Nanako's the only bitch i have in my life right now...  ;_;

Will's Edit: And that's sad. Don't pollute my thread with anime pics kthanks.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Guy on September 10, 2006, 08:15:20 am
I'm lonely too ;_ ;
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: LordRyunson on September 10, 2006, 11:44:05 am
Roger that.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: King Zarkon on September 10, 2006, 01:07:16 pm
that screen cap is hillarious in this context tetsaru. its like shes saying no because even she doesnt want that. you get 1 sympathy rep.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 10, 2006, 01:12:46 pm
This is a thread for girlsfriends and boyfriends, not your little anime fantasys. Please do not pollute it with such tripe.

Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: LordRyunson on September 10, 2006, 02:49:37 pm
Damn it. I'm usually pretty shy nowadays.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tsar on September 10, 2006, 04:21:40 pm
I knew this thread wasn't going to get any real posts.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on September 10, 2006, 04:40:50 pm
Ray and Eva.

(http://myspace-569.vo.llnwd.net/00408/96/51/408161569_l.jpg)

I'm the ninja, she's the ballerina.
I'm a Leo[Sun] and she's Cancer [Moon].
I'm the loud aggressive one, with the firey attitude, she's cool headed and quiet all the time.
I dance to the music, she plays it.
I speak English, she speaks French.

Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 10, 2006, 08:06:36 pm
I knew this thread wasn't going to get any real posts.
Re: Dateless bakunyuus (redundant statement YES I KNOW)

Hickory dickory dock
Your nerdy ass has a small cock
Your mother's a whore
And in bed she's a bore
So shut the fuck up and get out of Will's thread
YO!

Failure to comply will result in me derailing the thread with poorly drawn yaoi and poorly written dirty nursery rhymes.

Now then, back on topic. I'm going to contribute soon with some content regarding myself and my ex, since she is (was) definately something to brag about (cheerleader, nigga), provided I can find some images.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 10, 2006, 08:10:39 pm
Good job Sorrowful, and anyone else who will contribute to this thread besides me. Who created :D

You guys make a cute couple
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: LordRyunson on September 10, 2006, 09:26:07 pm
I don't mean to be rude, but some of the people in here are proud as they are. Do you know how much a date costs nowadays? You need transportation, money, AND some interests in the real world, some of which most of us (Including myself) don't even have! Last time I tried to get a girl, they just look at me, then walk away!

Sure, I have some friends who happens to be girls, but I might not have any pics of them. Damn, I'm shy.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tsar on September 10, 2006, 09:27:35 pm
lol
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 10, 2006, 09:31:12 pm
(http://www.cross-changer.net/m-sweet02.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: LordRyunson on September 10, 2006, 09:40:05 pm
HMD, thank you for disturbing not only the dateless people in here, but EVERYONE else in here who has seen that image. By the way, what doujinshi is that?
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 10, 2006, 09:41:18 pm
I don't know, but it was the first thing that came up while I was looking for pictures of Raiden from MGS2.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 10, 2006, 10:14:56 pm
disturbing my ass, that's pretty fuckin' hot.

also...

Quote
I don't mean to be rude, but some of the people in here are proud as they are. Do you know how much a date costs nowadays? You need transportation, money, AND some interests in the real world, some of which most of us (Including myself) don't even have! Last time I tried to get a girl, they just look at me, then walk away!

Sure, I have some friends who happens to be girls, but I might not have any pics of them. Damn, I'm shy.

I spend an average of 10-20 dollars on a date when I'm getting to know a girl, when you shower them in overly fake affection and lust they are going to reject you, likewise when you act like a scared puppy they are going to reject you. some interests in the real world? Please. You inevitably have something in common with somebody. Even if it's just some dumb movie you liked. I don't drive, I own a car but I have never had a license, I have to be shuttled EVERYWHERE I GO. The most I've ever spent on a date was 100 bucks, with my ex, on an anniversary. I think you need to start taking dating tips from the real world and MTV or whatever romance anime you're watching at the current moment.

Get over the shyness thing, and don't take every bit of rejection as example that you're going to die alone. Please.


Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 10, 2006, 10:32:30 pm
The sword going through Dante's chest was symbolism, people. AND BESIDES HE GETS STABBED ALL THE FUCKING TIME SO REALLY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 10, 2006, 10:36:31 pm
The sword going through Dante's chest was symbolism, people. AND BESIDES HE GETS STABBED ALL THE FUCKING TIME SO REALLY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

Symbolism.

And Penis.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: LordRyunson on September 10, 2006, 10:50:10 pm
Right, as soon as I can get more money into my account, and overcome my shyness with a little more free time, then I might consider asking someone out on a date. But since I've got a lot of work to be doing (Both recreational and fun), it might be a while.

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The sword going through Dante's chest was symbolism, people. AND BESIDES HE GETS STABBED ALL THE FUCKING TIME SO REALLY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I understand that one. Who's the guy with him?

In the meanwhile, enjoy the yaoi. (My personal opinion of Yaoi: EEEWWWWW!!! I may get a few exceptions to that, until that day comes.... OI!)
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 10, 2006, 10:53:41 pm
Vergil. Dante's evil twin brother.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ragnabot on September 11, 2006, 12:31:43 am
What are girlfriends? Are those food? o.O

lol
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Kiinan Yamasu on September 11, 2006, 12:58:53 am
That reminds me of the convention where the Bakazoku cosplay group was on stage and making a big joke of Yaoi.

"Frosted Yaoi Flakes... there's a nice image..." "There's no better way to start YOUR day... than with some YAOIIIIII" XD
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on September 11, 2006, 01:33:49 pm
*noticed that Will deleted my Nanako pic*  O_O

NOOOOO, you killed her, you son of a bitch!!!  dammit, i was just trying to be humorous, i'm sorry i'm not able to get any, you asshole, i said i wouldn't post 100 links in a row anymore, and i can't help the fact that her boobs jiggle in opposite directions at random occasions!!!  *starts crying pathetically to himself*  ;_;

...and yet, you allow pictures of yaoi in your thread...  >_>  i should find and post a pic of a huge yuri orgy just to spite you, Will...  but i won't do that, because I'M A NICE GUY.  remember that, you dirty bastard....  >X(

and i can relate to those who say that they're shy, etc.  otakus like us have no communication skills, especially since we use email and I.M.'s and forums just like this one all the time.  even if we DO have something in common with a girl, we can't really elaborate on it that easily.  and once that's said and done, there's either an awkward silence, or an equally awkard random question we try to ask the girl in an desperate effort to keep the conversation going that usually ends up with a short and/or stupid response.

i think the main reason why we otakus can't get any is simply because the gaming community is overwhelmingly male, and any girls who are into anime usually are into the stuff the guys hate (YAOI, HINT HINT).  another theory is that most otakus aren't very attractive appearance-wise anyway, no offense to anyone here.  let's face it - we're usually too busy sitting at the computer/TV playing games, watching anime, or conversing amongst our Internet acquaintances that we don't get off our asses and do any vigorous physical activity.  again, i don't mean to offend anyone with these comments, but it's something to think about.  =/
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: LordRyunson on September 11, 2006, 01:42:57 pm
You go, Tetsaru! +1 Rep for you! For Nanako! For Fandom! For the Community!
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 11, 2006, 02:16:22 pm
*noticed that Will deleted my Nanako pic*  O_O

NOOOOO, you killed her, you son of a bitch!!!  dammit, i was just trying to be humorous, i'm sorry i'm not able to get any, you asshole, i said i wouldn't post 100 links in a row anymore, and i can't help the fact that her boobs jiggle in opposite directions at random occasions!!!  *starts crying pathetically to himself*  ;_;

...and yet, you allow pictures of yaoi in your thread...  >_>  i should find and post a pic of a huge yuri orgy just to spite you, Will...  but i won't do that, because I'M A NICE GUY.  remember that, you dirty bastard....  >X(

and i can relate to those who say that they're shy, etc.  otakus like us have no communication skills, especially since we use email and I.M.'s and forums just like this one all the time.  even if we DO have something in common with a girl, we can't really elaborate on it that easily.  and once that's said and done, there's either an awkward silence, or an equally awkard random question we try to ask the girl in an desperate effort to keep the conversation going that usually ends up with a short and/or stupid response.

i think the main reason why we otakus can't get any is simply because the gaming community is overwhelmingly male, and any girls who are into anime usually are into the stuff the guys hate (YAOI, HINT HINT).  another theory is that most otakus aren't very attractive appearance-wise anyway, no offense to anyone here.  let's face it - we're usually too busy sitting at the computer/TV playing games, watching anime, or conversing amongst our Internet acquaintances that we don't get off our asses and do any vigorous physical activity.  again, i don't mean to offend anyone with these comments, but it's something to think about.  =/

HEAVENS TO MERGATROID
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Hyperguy on September 11, 2006, 02:24:17 pm
I've got a lot I can say about otaku, but if we're going to press this discussion any further, I really think it belongs in its own topic.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 11, 2006, 02:33:54 pm
done (http://www.sognadigitalmuseum.com/forum/index.php?topic=1011.0)
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tsar on September 11, 2006, 04:24:33 pm
There's plenty of slutty (and in some cases hot) otaku ass that you could easily get if you tried. Stop blaming your own faults on a subculture.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 11, 2006, 06:07:12 pm
I know it's been awhile since my last relationship, and I'll get into another one. But I'm just too busy watching t.v.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 11, 2006, 06:07:58 pm
and listening to princes of the universe.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on September 11, 2006, 11:18:59 pm
disturbing my ass, that's pretty fuckin' hot.

also...

I spend an average of 10-20 dollars on a date when I'm getting to know a girl, when you shower them in overly fake affection and lust they are going to reject you, likewise when you act like a scared puppy they are going to reject you. some interests in the real world? Please. You inevitably have something in common with somebody. Even if it's just some dumb movie you liked. I don't drive, I own a car but I have never had a license, I have to be shuttled EVERYWHERE I GO. The most I've ever spent on a date was 100 bucks, with my ex, on an anniversary. I think you need to start taking dating tips from the real world and MTV or whatever romance anime you're watching at the current moment.

Get over the shyness thing, and don't take every bit of rejection as example that you're going to die alone. Please.

Good point.

When you "get to know a girl" (I presume the dating is the "let's try things out" kinda date) do you spent money every time you do something?

I personally don't pay much. My girlfriend's from a poor family (I'm poor but she unfortunately got the wrong side of the wall) so when I get her things she gets rather mad (well she loves the gift but she just flips out) because she "knows she can't get me anything in return". I don't show up with a ring, or a necklace, or whatever. I show up with random stupidies.

"LOL OMG I'M A NINJA"

I'm glad she appreciates that random side. A lot of the people I know end up getting used to my hyperactivity. Those who can't stand me just go away. Haha.

So I don't spend much. Maybe a bus ticket for her (I use a bus pass, I would gladly buy her one but she doesn't live in the same area as me [I'm 514 and she's 450]).

About that dating bit, everyone around me tried "test dating" (as they call it up here). You like this person, ask them out. Impress them somehow, see each other again, if it works, then the relationship starts. I always just... talked to the person and little by little I would show more and more trust (I've had a few nukes before, so I'm not too stable if you get my drift) and eventually.. *pop*


Thumbs down at that DMC thing man. I should neg rep that. But meh.


OMFG I HAVE SCHOOL GOTTA SLEEP WTF.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: BIG-K14 on September 12, 2006, 09:51:15 pm
...sigh I wish I had a relationship
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on September 12, 2006, 10:14:59 pm
...sigh I wish I had a relationship

i think deep down, we can all say that, BIG-K14.  i'd love to have a gf, but at my current status, i think it'd be impractical.  i'm going to wait until AFTER college, AFTER i get a steady career and income, and last but not least, AFTER i get my fucking driver's license.  i'd hate to get an awesome chick to like me and then dump me afterwards simply because i couldn't support her as much as my love for her would want me to.  =/
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 12, 2006, 10:16:48 pm
i think deep down, we can all say that, BIG-K14.  i'd love to have a gf, but at my current status, i think it'd be impractical.  i'm going to wait until AFTER college, AFTER i get a steady career and income, and last but not least, AFTER i get my fucking driver's license.  i'd hate to get an awesome chick to like me and then dump me afterwards simply because i couldn't support her as much as my love for her would want me to.  =/

You know what, that's actually a pretty good way to think about it, but you know, you sound like you're prepping for a wife, you should just find a nice girlfriend to have some fun with ya know?
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 12, 2006, 10:19:39 pm
Yeah man, just find some bitch and sex her up. At our age (we're both 20, it appears), relationships last about this long:

Very rarely do they go for a long time (my friend Ian and his girl have been together for 2 years).
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ROMate on September 12, 2006, 10:22:09 pm
My longest relationship is 7 months. It is also the one I'm currently in. My 2nd longest relationship was approximately 3 months, 90% of which was 3rd base in that baseball analogy.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on September 12, 2006, 10:36:49 pm
You know what, that's actually a pretty good way to think about it, but you know, you sound like you're prepping for a wife, you should just find a nice girlfriend to have some fun with ya know?

eh, i would, but i think i'd feel guilty afterwards when i DID have a lasting relationship.  i guess i'm just one of those kind of people who only want to give up their virginity to the person who they KNOW they're going to love, even if that does sound rather odd coming from a guy.  =/

that, and one of my good friends had some really bad luck with random gf's...  he actually got lucky and met up with this one chick he knew online for about 2 years, even had sex with her, but shortly afterward he heard she was cheating on him and they broke up.  another of his gf's died in a car wreck, one Japanese chick he met online was banned by her father from talking to him (i think he was arranging a marriage for her anyway, which sucked), and one local girl he was going out with for a while broke up with him because she was scared he would have treated her like one of her previous bf's, who abused her.  i just don't want to go through all that like he did (even though i probably will anyway), because i know it's got to suck...  ;_;
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 12, 2006, 10:41:56 pm
eh, i would, but i think i'd feel guilty afterwards when i DID have a lasting relationship.  i guess i'm just one of those kind of people who only want to give up their virginity to the person who they KNOW they're going to love, even if that does sound rather odd coming from a guy.  =/

I can respect that.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on September 12, 2006, 10:46:04 pm
That's random girlfriendism.

You're going for something completely different.

The way I see it you could have sex with a friend (fuckfriendism) and it wouldn't count as losing your virginity. That's because "virginity" to me is having sexual intercourse with the person you actually love. That's how I see it anyhow.

My longest relationship is the one I'm in now. It's been 14 months now, haha. My second longest was 5, but it was on and off because the girl was a psycho boss-head.

"YOU BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR ME, YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING SCHOOL WORK OR SOMETHING, YOU DON'T DESERVE ME, FUCK OFF"
"Uh.. 'kay."

*five minutes later*
"omg =[ I'm so sorry I didn't mean that at all please don't leave me"
"...o_O"
"Oh so you're leaving me now huh? YOU'RE LEAVING ME?!"


Holy fuck. Haha. Don't ask how I even thought of getting with a person like that. I don't know the answer either.
Then there's the girl who cheated on me with this person she didn't even know. Whore. xD (really though, she is.) And there are two other girls. One I ran away from (slap me with the trout why doncha) because she clinged onto me too much (I was young, I didn't know how to handle the situation) and the other was pure lust.

"You're fucking gorgeous. Touch me, I'll touch you."
"...omgtitz0rs"
"COCK :D"

etc.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on September 12, 2006, 11:17:28 pm
The way I see it you could have sex with a friend (fuckfriendism) and it wouldn't count as losing your virginity. That's because "virginity" to me is having sexual intercourse with the person you actually love. That's how I see it anyhow.

i've always thought the general idea of losing your virginity is simply when you have sex with someone for the first time, regardless of who they are (except for yourself.  fapping off does NOT count as losing your virginity.  it is merely a means of satisfying yourself until you do.  =3 ).  but then again, i guess it's open to suggestion, unless there's a specific dictionary definition for it.  =/
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Mediocrity on September 13, 2006, 03:14:19 am
I haven't had a girlfriend in five years. It lasted fourteen months, though. That's pretty impressive, considering we were A) still in high school and B) didn't even go to the same school. I suppose it's entirely my fault we broke up. I was going to college in some faraway place and she felt abandoned so she broke it off with me. I feel pretty bad about it.

I haven't had anything even remotely close to a relationship with a female since then. I've had female friends, but they were one of the guys, basically. Well, I sort of had a girlfriend-like thing in college, with some girl in Maryland (I live in Virginia). I couldn't handle it, though. I didn't have a car or any money so I couldn't go see her whenever I had a free weekend or something. We met a couple times, once at Otakon and once she stayed at my house for five days or so.

At this point in my life, relationships aren't for me. I'm broke, unemployed, and I don't even have my driver's license yet. But I still can't get rid of that desire for companionship.

Times like this make me wish I at the very least had my own place, so I could get a cat. After my dog died in '04 my parents have been adamant about not getting any more pets. They won't even let me get a fish.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: King Zarkon on September 13, 2006, 08:57:00 am
its funny how this thread has gone from bragging about signifigant others to ask dr. phil.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 13, 2006, 10:14:35 am
its funny how this thread has gone from bragging about signifigant others to ask dr. phil.

It's still on topic though, technically, and everyone is having a good discussion. Why don't you get involved? =D
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: lumberjack33 on September 13, 2006, 11:02:51 am
Unemployed, with a fair whack of savings (you know, for a 21 year old living at home), and a driving licence. Rock.

Want a girlfriend, but more for the "closer-than-a-friend" companionship thing than the boom boom. Not that that would be unwelcome, obv. And given that I'm about to go flying headlong into my last year of university, I probably won't have the time- I struggle to met new people as it is.

Sex? The idea of a one night stand strikes me as a bit impersonal, and for that matter I'm horribly paranoid and don't want to let some random girl I only just met into my room in case I wake up the next day to find that she's fucked off with half my stuff. That said, my attitude might change (on both counts) when I finally do get to have sex.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: King Zarkon on September 13, 2006, 12:34:14 pm
my stance on this matter is as follows.

other people are untrustworthy. women are notoriously manipulative. i have enough drama in my life because of the cancer which i am recovering from. people will seldom if ever take the time out of their "busy" lives to attempt to understand one another.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Claver on September 13, 2006, 10:25:02 pm
Huh.  Well, I've been in a relationship for nearly 2 years now, and I think I can pick out a few things that might help you guys.

1) About finding a girl/boy (for those rare ladies out there):  Spend some time being a friend with the person first, then ask the person if they want to go for a walk or grab a bite at ANYWHERE.  Even if it's fast food.  The worst they could do to you is say "No."  Besides, it's not like you actually stand to lose anything by asking.

NOTE: For those of you that say you have plenty to lose by asking and getting rejected, you need to stop letting go of your self-esteem.

2) As for making a relationship work (for those of you interested in the long-term):  Communicate with the person you're dating.  Tell them what you expect out of a long term relationship and ask them what they expect of you.  When they do something to upset you, CALMLY tell them what they did and ask them to fix it.  Heck, suggest a way that they can change it.  And make sure that you take it well and seriously consider chaning your behavior when they come to you in the same way.

Always always ALWAYS communicate about the important things.  And be honest with the person when you do.  And for all you tough guys with no feelings, grow some balls and tell the girl you love her.  She'd appreciate it.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: R-9 on September 13, 2006, 10:32:41 pm
Looking for girls where I'm at is like a game of Russian Roulette. You never know which ones are clean and which ones carry more disease and process more meat than the setting of an Upton Sinclair novel.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on September 13, 2006, 10:49:52 pm
Jeeze, where do I BEGIN on this one?

First, I assume nobody's surprised that I'm a 20-year-old virgin and speeding headlong into the 'dead without a girlfriend' route. If you ARE surprised, hit yourself in the face with a plank until you stop being stupid.

Let's see... It'd certainly be nice to have a girl I could hang around all the time, hug and kiss and whatnot.

Do I see this happening at any point in the immediate, near, or far future? Probably not. I have bad reasons, but reasons nonetheless.

My first kiss was with a girl named Lisa. For those who are unaware of the story of Lisa, the story is as follows:
  At JAFAX 9, a convention that took place in 2004, I was launched into two hugs without what is known as 'intention'. One, a sexy, busty blonde gal was asked by her friends to hug me and complied. That was not Lisa (and I am a total fucking idiot for being to shy to even attempt to get her name). Lisa is the second one, a pretty (but as I would learn later on, flat) girl who pretty much tacklehugged me.
  A few months pass, and thanks to an article I wrote for my site about the experiences, Lisa finds me online. She's actually kind of nice and we exchange e-mails and talk a bit.
  It's worth knowing that our tastes in anime were fairly similar, and she didn't mind my hentai bend.
  Another convention comes by, JAFAX 10. I know she'll be there, and I secretly planned to kiss her. If I took one in the crotch, hey, I probably had it coming. I do find her and kiss her on the cheek; she doesn't seem to mind.
  This is not my first kiss. This comes later in the day, as I leave, when I nervously ask if we can kiss again, which
she answers with a kiss to the lips.
  Time and a few more e-mails pass. This sees me through to a trip to Ann Arbor with one friend of mine and one friend of hers. About halfway through the trip it slowly dawns on me that she's been ignoring me the whole trip. With that, my hopes of having a girlfriend, which I thought were kinda high given what'd transpired, went right into the ground, leaving me to spend most of the rest of the trip lying about having to go to the bathroom so I could cry in private. You can call me unmanly for this and I will respond with "fuck you, asshole". I've more or less gotten over this. Nonetheless, I still hate Lisa for what she's done to me-
  -not just breaking my heart, but also causing me to start questioning girls that it seems so much like I could get along perfectly with.
  It's ALSO caused me to seriously question a friend's true intentions in regards to me and girls for unrelated-yet-not reasons, which I DEFINITELY haven't gotten over.

There you have what are called 'trust issues'. Now we go into 'environmental issues'.

  I live in a town of about 2,500 people, which is surrounded at distances of at least 10 miles each by other towns of about 2,500 people. Barely any of which, I might say, are even remotely into anime or video games (those who are? taken)- pretty much a requirement if I am to have any hope of maintaining interest or sanity in the girl. Hell, even the ones that AREN'T into anime are all taken these days, it seems.

So I have trust issues, environment issues, and 'I can't find any of the girls who go to these conventions' issues. The tridefecta of the day, to be sure.

In all, I think it's probably best I just stay my current course of action and not only continue to hug every hot cosplay girl I take pictures of at the conventions, but possibly ramp up my course of action gradually until I get to the point where I'm totally going all Tatsuya on every girl there.

My pal Keenon is probably gonna be horrified at my phrasing but HE knows what alls I'm talking about!

I can take 60 huggles a year. Maybe next years I'll get more. And more than huggles! All praise to the powers of "don't ask for permission", which I note is working well on random con kissing.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 13, 2006, 11:23:14 pm
How often do those of you of age go to strip clubs? I'll take a wild guess and say zero times. Anyways. The point of this is: everytime I've been there, there's always been a waitress (attractive ones at that) who's a little too high/drunk and is more than willing to flirt with you. Who knows, they might actually be good people! Getting shot down or rejected or dumped in a particularly bad way is no reason to not at least attempt to conversate with those who have vaginas.

And if you're too nervous to do that, a dollar will at least get you some hottie rubbing herself against you for a couple minutes ($20 for a private half hour).
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: LordRyunson on September 13, 2006, 11:54:19 pm
How often do those of you of age go to strip clubs? I'll take a wild guess and say zero times. Anyways. The point of this is: everytime I've been there, there's always been a waitress (attractive ones at that) who's a little too high/drunk and is more than willing to flirt with you. Who knows, they might actually be good people! Getting shot down or rejected or dumped in a particularly bad way is no reason to not at least attempt to conversate with those who have vaginas.

And if you're too nervous to do that, a dollar will at least get you some hottie rubbing herself against you for a couple minutes ($20 for a private half hour).

Now you understand why I don't intend to go to a strip club for a while. Too much money. I would rather spend it on something worthwhile, or buy a nessecity, like food or shampoo.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on September 13, 2006, 11:57:19 pm
Well, it's obviously not an every weekend deal. I only go once every few months or so. It's a good time had by all (going with friends is much better than going by yourself). Although if you're really pinching pennies, the last time I was there, I spent exactly twenty two dollars (twenty for cover, and two for lap dances). That's about the same amount as a used PS2 game.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 14, 2006, 12:26:55 am
Well, it's obviously not an every weekend deal. I only go once every few months or so. It's a good time had by all (going with friends is much better than going by yourself). Although if you're really pinching pennies, the last time I was there, I spent exactly twenty two dollars (twenty for cover, and two for lap dances). That's about the same amount as a used PS2 game.

About as much, but boy is it a lot more fun to look at!
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: King Zarkon on September 14, 2006, 10:17:45 pm
i suppose i WOULD  go to the strip place near my home had i not know three of the girls that dance there. needless to say all are syphilitic-2-dollar-truckstop-sluts.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on September 14, 2006, 11:42:23 pm
I'm not much for the idea of strip clubs even though I know either Bill or my jackass brother is probably GOING to drag me to one for my 21st birthday (which I personally intended to be not much more than eating a pizza, drinking to the point of alcohol poisoning, and playing Disgaea 2 while totally bombed because I can't remember my Maple password), even if they have to break out the chloroform to get me to do it. It's not a matter of finding the concept repulsive (although I fucking hate girls who noticeably force that tarting-up), it's more a matter of cost-reward.

To me, there is no point in spending my shitty McDonald's paycheck in order to have T&A wiggled in my face that I can not touch or touch myself to thanks to indecent exposure laws being as they are. I guess I wouldn't give a rat's ass if it weren't my money I was spending, but aside from, no.

I at least get a few hours' play out of the PS2 game. I do admit that the 'attempt to get something going with the out-of-your-league chick who's WAY too far gone to realize you're taking advantage of her' idea is one I've had many times and should really find much more morally repugnant than I'm making it sound.

Question: What the fuck has happened to me?
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on September 14, 2006, 11:44:56 pm
Yo YTF check it yo, you ain't gotta spend no money on shit nigga on them bitchs down at the cathouse. You and me gonna hang out on yo' 21st, and drink some shit and get fucked up while playin' some fuckin' shit like Resident Evil 4 or some shit, so we can fucking be all like KRUNK up in there know what I'm sayin'? !



Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tsar on September 14, 2006, 11:47:44 pm
OH JA, ICH BIN KRANK IN DAS KRANKENHAUS!
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: m1ttens on May 03, 2007, 02:10:09 am
Hey, I just was reading around the forums and found this, I was wondering if anyone's status who posted here has changed?

Oh, and I've been happily in a relationship for the last 18 months! Hurray!

Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ROMate on May 03, 2007, 09:02:27 am
Relationship is still going without slowing down or changing direction.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: YunaChou on May 03, 2007, 12:06:32 pm
IN OTHER WORDS I'M BORING DDDDD:

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Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on May 03, 2007, 02:36:09 pm
I'm just sleeping around
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ROMate on May 03, 2007, 02:53:56 pm
IN OTHER WORDS I'M BORING DDDDD:

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Hardly.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Cashino on May 03, 2007, 06:15:28 pm
The only type of woman I'd end up dating/marrying is a woman that's a yamato nadesico. I can pretty much repulse any other type of woman with my half-insane, half-boring, and half-nonsensical style of living. Half of this is because I'm not getting into a relationship with a woman that complains more than she sleeps, is ugly, or a complete imbecile, and the other half is just my personal tastes. Me getting a date that actually advances beyond material things would be the work of god...or maybe the devil...or both.

But I don't really mind that I'm single. Not like I'm kicking the bucket anytime soon nor am I too old; I got time.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: YunaChou on May 03, 2007, 06:51:44 pm
Hardly.

NO I KNOW HOW IT IS!!!

*Inconsolible Psyhco Flail*
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Mirai Doft on May 03, 2007, 07:40:10 pm
It's good to know that I'm not the only one who is saving his virginity for a person he really loves. My school mates are so eager to lose theirs that some of them tried paying a prostitute to do the job. I tried dating someone from my class, but we had different interests and our conversations were always like "Do we have homework?" or "Did you study for the test?"...
Sadly, I live in a small town, and the only girl in my town that likes video games is taken.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on May 03, 2007, 09:36:31 pm
It's good to know that I'm not the only one who is saving his virginity for a person he really loves. My school mates are so eager to lose theirs that some of them tried paying a prostitute to do the job. I tried dating someone from my class, but we had different interests and our conversations were always like "Do we have homework?" or "Did you study for the test?"...
Sadly, I live in a small town, and the only girl in my town that likes video games is taken.

So true, so true...  ;_;  I swear, I'm gonna have to move out of Arkansas sooner or later, nothing goes on around here...  >X(

On a happier note, my penis, right hand, and bakunyuu pics/hentai have been going steady for several years now.  Maybe I should get an anniversary gift...  >_<

*cries himself to sleep*
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Cashino on May 04, 2007, 12:52:43 am
So true, so true...  ;_;  I swear, I'm gonna have to move out of Arkansas sooner or later, nothing goes on around here...  >X(


Hard to say which is better; life in a boring, everyday town where nothing really happens, or life in a place (city) where virtually everything can happen (and I mean anything; kidnappings+rape from a grocery store parking lot, gun-point robberies, drug dealings down the street, people attacking cars with fire extinguisher gas, etc.).
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on May 04, 2007, 01:04:51 am
Hard to say which is better; life in a boring, everyday town where nothing really happens, or life in a place (city) where virtually everything can happen (and I mean anything; kidnappings+rape from a grocery store parking lot, gun-point robberies, drug dealings down the street, people attacking cars with fire extinguisher gas, etc.).

Hah, now that second part sounds like a GOOD TIME!

Seriously, what the fucks the point of an artist or any sort of person who wants inspiration for thier work living off in peace with nothing to get pissed off or inspired by!? One thing about America is that I never run out of things to write articles and songs about. Ever.

You don't get robbed or raped if you know how to fight, by the way. I've been mugged twice, the first time I got away, the second time I broke his arm in 2 places and broke the guys nose. It was the same guy, same night. Dumbass.

That being said, saving your virginity is a valiant effort, good for you. Me? I like a piece of ass WAY too much to be chaste.

Peace
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: MMX on May 05, 2007, 03:18:09 pm
I have a girlfriend, she just doesn't know it yet.

my half-insane, half-boring, and half-nonsensical style of living.

You know what your problem is?  You see the glass as half full.  I see it as a sideways green-flavored octagon with tentacle vaginas.
Also you're a commie.

and I like pie.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Cashino on May 05, 2007, 07:14:22 pm
You see the glass as half full.


Maybe. That or my "good-natured [pansy]" self took over for a second whereas the "normal" me sees the glass as a potential weapon to fall back to should the situation become dire for whatever reason, as well as what the glass could be composed of. The "scathing bastard" me tries to see how I can use the glass to torture someone in some hideously cruel way.

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Also you're a commie.

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and I like pie.

I like cake. Especially with strawberries.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: m1ttens on May 07, 2007, 02:18:10 pm
Wow  I didn't intend for it to get vicious! But good on the guy who's relationship is still going! you're a champion!
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Hyperguy on May 07, 2007, 09:45:54 pm
Insults don't effect me in any way whatsoever. I just yawn at any and all of them.
Oh exploitable.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Cashino on May 08, 2007, 05:54:31 pm
Oh exploitable.

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!

Cause I don't give a damn what people call me.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: YunaChou on May 08, 2007, 09:14:16 pm
If thats true...you wouldnt say anything..period
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Hyperguy on May 08, 2007, 11:06:46 pm
Exactly.  Focusing on insults demonstrates an effect.

Any time this card becomes the target of insults, place one yawn counter on Cashino.  During NextPage phase, nullify the effects of insults equal to the number of yawn counters, remove all yawn counters, and place Cashino in JustPosted position.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Cashino on May 09, 2007, 12:16:18 am
If thats true...you wouldnt say anything..period

Maybe. But it still serves at a source of humor for me. I'm the type of guy that can find humor in most anything (and when I say anything...I mean anything)
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: MMX on May 09, 2007, 02:04:12 am
COMMIES EVERYWHERE

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Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Cashino on May 09, 2007, 08:07:00 pm
COMMIES EVERYWHERE

*starts working on a Communism-style profile*
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: bfg00 on May 09, 2007, 10:13:46 pm
Exactly.  Focusing on insults demonstrates an effect.

Any time this card becomes the target of insults, place one yawn counter on Cashino.  During NextPage phase, nullify the effects of insults equal to the number of yawn counters, remove all yawn counters, and place Cashino in JustPosted position.

So what we have a CCG based on the Congress of Awesome?  AWESOME!
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on May 09, 2007, 10:31:27 pm
So what we have a CCG based on the Congress of Awesome?  AWESOME!

I sense that a new thread creation is imminent...  *searches for his Magic Card Creator program*
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: MMX on May 11, 2007, 02:22:10 am
I wanna see the Bang Doll card.  We need to commission somebody to do the art for all the cards.

*rummages through pockets*

I have seventeen cents and a used Single Ride MTA ticket.  And if I work really hard I can scrape the dried piece of gum off the cleft of the pocket.  But I'm too lazy for that anyways, so nm.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Nitorin on August 13, 2007, 04:58:27 pm
I'v been alone for a while,most girls were trying to manipulate,annoying,etc Now I finally met one(yes she is real lol).Dunno if it cool or not but we actually met in online game.(Yes we do meet in real life too) No idea where its going to take me but so far its good times.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ROMate on August 17, 2007, 09:48:14 am
I'v been alone for a while,most girls were trying to manipulate,annoying,etc Now I finally met one(yes she is real lol).Dunno if it cool or not but we actually met in online game.(Yes we do meet in real life too) No idea where its going to take me but so far its good times.
That part I bolded is the best part. Meeting online is fine, dating someone you met online is fine, but relationships NEED face-to-face real-life time.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: tsar on August 17, 2007, 09:54:41 am
I almost have a girlfriend. She's a Muslim, though, so that's a default cockblock for life.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: HMD on August 17, 2007, 04:17:28 pm
I almost have a girlfriend. She's a Muslim, though, so that's a default cockblock for life.

That's Life's Professional difficulty!
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: MMX on August 17, 2007, 08:32:03 pm
That part I bolded is the best part. Meeting online is fine, dating someone you met online is fine, but relationships NEED face-to-face real-life time.

That's not the case with my imaginary girlfriend Alicia.  She lives inside of my hard drive.  And god, she loves the pr0n.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ROMate on August 18, 2007, 11:50:30 pm
With any non-imaginary girlfriend, face-time is crucial. =P
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: MMX on August 19, 2007, 01:55:12 am
Alicia disagrees.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Hyperguy on October 02, 2007, 05:39:25 am
I'm seeing someone right now.  Though I wonder, if she saw my website would we break up?  If so, she might just not be the one for me after all.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on October 02, 2007, 10:46:11 am
I have not been dating, but I have been enjoying casual sex on a massive scale

Booya.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: dontpanic on October 03, 2007, 12:37:10 am
oh oh, i am married as of Sept 29

that's my booya!
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Hyperguy on October 03, 2007, 01:07:14 am
Congrats.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: Ellendesu on October 03, 2007, 01:44:09 am
oh oh, i am married as of Sept 29

that's my booya!

You have my condolences.
Title: Re: The Official "We Have Girlfriends/Boyfriends" thread!
Post by: ROMate on October 03, 2007, 10:21:27 am
oh oh, i am married as of Sept 29

that's my booya!
Ossum. =D Careful not to get

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