Author Topic: my fav. growing/inflation (Read 322836 times)

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #160 on:** July 24, 2006, 01:25:50 am »

Quote from: Liam Eefting on July 23, 2006, 11:47:04 pm

penis enlargement

uhh, no. this forum shall not be spammed with viagra/enzyte/etc.-related boo-crap! >_<;

accept your manhood the way it is, men! it's not the size, it's how loud you can make your woman scream! am i right?? >=D

Ellendesu · « **Reply #161 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:16:31 am »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on July 24, 2006, 01:25:50 am

uhh, no. this forum shall not be spammed with viagra/enzyte/etc.-related boo-crap! >_<;

accept your manhood the way it is, men! it's not the size, it's how loud you can make your woman scream! am i right?? >=D

lol. actually, you're right, and believe it or not, only the first 3 inchs or so actually MATTER. However, for reasons of common decency, I will not tell you guys my penis size.

BUT HERES A FUNNY ANECDOTE

This guy I knew in high school bought a sample pack of Enzyte, and someone offered him 150 dollars cash to take the whole thing at once.

He did.

The next day at work he started freaking out, and groaning, and then he fainted.

All the blood had rushed from his head to his...head...XD

So yeah, that's the closest I'm gonna get to ever seeing a guys dick explode, damn. Sounds like fun.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #162 on:** July 24, 2006, 12:54:50 pm »

Quote from: Liam Eefting on July 24, 2006, 10:16:31 am

lol. actually, you're right, and believe it or not, only the first 3 inchs or so actually MATTER. However, for reasons of common decency, I will not tell you guys my penis size.

BUT HERES A FUNNY ANECDOTE

This guy I knew in high school bought a sample pack of Enzyte, and someone offered him 150 dollars cash to take the whole thing at once.

He did.

The next day at work he started freaking out, and groaning, and then he fainted.

All the blood had rushed from his head to his...head...XD

So yeah, that's the closest I'm gonna get to ever seeing a guys dick explode, damn. Sounds like fun.

LOL, wow. only do something like that after you've downed a case of high-caffeine energy drinks and you know your woman's really horny.

and then pray that you (or she) don't die afterwards... O_o;

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #163 on:** July 24, 2006, 02:31:32 pm »

Dude. That is one messed up story.

Fool shouldn't have been taking Enzyte in the first place.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #164 on:** July 24, 2006, 02:35:21 pm »

Quote from: ZeroVirus on July 24, 2006, 02:31:32 pm

Dude. That is one messed up story.

Fool shouldn't have been taking Enzyte in the first place.

My friends dad takes Enzyte

*thumbs up*

bfg00 · « **Reply #165 on:** July 24, 2006, 04:36:08 pm »

I thought this topic was not going to be discussed...

Muhznit · « **Reply #166 on:** July 24, 2006, 07:26:55 pm »

Quote from: bfg00 on July 24, 2006, 04:36:08 pm

I thought this topic was not going to be discussed...

Agreed, but it is easy to get sidetracked by humor.

BIG-K14 · « **Reply #167 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:10:55 pm »

Boy everything from a shocking ass game to Penis jokes

Ellendesu · « **Reply #168 on:** July 24, 2006, 10:35:11 pm »

Quote from: BIG-K14 on July 24, 2006, 10:10:55 pm

Boy everything from a shocking ass game to Penis jokes

Thats what you get here at The Congress.

QUALITY

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #169 on:** July 25, 2006, 12:33:52 am »

Quote from: Liam Eefting on July 24, 2006, 10:35:11 pm

Thats what you get here at The Congress.

QUALITY

but alas, not much good B.E.... ;_;

*does the whole "run away crying to mommy" routine with nanako, buries his face in her chest, sobbing...* >XO

Ellendesu · « **Reply #170 on:** July 25, 2006, 09:32:40 am »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on July 25, 2006, 12:33:52 am

but alas, not much good B.E.... ;_;

*does the whole "run away crying to mommy" routine with nanako, buries his face in her chest, sobbing...* >XO

There is OTHER stuff out there involving gigantic boobs right?

Breast Expansion isn't in high circulation because it's not a very popular fetish. Paizuri on the other hand...

BIG-K14 · « **Reply #171 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:17:19 pm »

True but I am into big chests!!!!^_^

Ellendesu · « **Reply #172 on:** July 25, 2006, 10:28:07 pm »

Quote from: BIG-K14 on July 25, 2006, 10:17:19 pm

True but I am into big chests!!!!^_^

We know, most of you are, I like boobs too.

But I'm saying, Breast Expansion isn't that popular, you can find tons of big tit hentai, it's just that you guys happen to like the minority.

Go take an art class or something and draw your own BE? That would be fun to get into.

BIG-K14 · « **Reply #173 on:** July 26, 2006, 10:05:36 pm »

Beleave me if I could could draw I would do it

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #174 on:** July 26, 2006, 11:47:31 pm »

Quote from: Liam Eefting on July 25, 2006, 10:28:07 pm

We know, most of you are, I like boobs too.

But I'm saying, Breast Expansion isn't that popular, you can find tons of big tit hentai, it's just that you guys happen to like the minority.

Go take an art class or something and draw your own BE? That would be fun to get into.

i'm fairly decent at drawing, it's just that i don't want to people i know to find out that i like drawing that sorta stuff... that, and i'm a rather slow drawer. it may take me several hours a day to get a drawing finished exactly how i want it. =/

BIG-K14 · « **Reply #175 on:** July 27, 2006, 10:12:08 pm »

Actuallly isn't there some type art class where you gotta draw naked women?

ROMate · « **Reply #176 on:** July 28, 2006, 12:42:43 am »

Life Drawing classes tend to involve nude models of both genders, and they aren't always attractive. I've taken several classes and had several models, but of all of them, ONE was hot. And she was married with 3 kids. I was all "FUCK!" when I found out.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #177 on:** July 28, 2006, 02:47:07 am »

i've actually taken some drawing classes (since i'm planning on majoring in graphic design) where we had near-nude female models (they still had to cover their crotches, i guess due to campus policy or something). and no, they're not the hottest chicks in the world, but it was nice to have a class where you get to stare at a topless chick for about 2.5 hours or so, lol... still, it's nothing pornographic in nature - erotica MAYBE, but it's nothing i'd really want to wank off to, especially considering my poor drawing ability back then (and now, though to a slightly lesser extent). maybe i can study the nanako art book i got recently and learn from the drawings in it. like my dad once said - "perfect practice makes perfect. if you practice it incorrectly, you'll only perform it incorrectly."

King Zarkon · « **Reply #178 on:** July 28, 2006, 02:42:13 pm »

the first and only rule in art is: there are no riles

Muhznit · « **Reply #179 on:** July 28, 2006, 09:01:25 pm »

Quote from: heirophant on July 28, 2006, 02:42:13 pm

the first and only rule in art is: there are no riles

...rifles? That can be changed.

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Author Topic: my fav. growing/inflation (Read 322836 times)