Author Topic: i hate hmd because he's a dick (Read 21963 times)

HMD · « **on:** March 02, 2007, 03:43:52 pm »

his taste in women, video games, music and books are lackluster, to say the least. plus he smells funny.

WHO IS IN AGREEMENT WITH ME?

HMD · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2007, 03:45:39 pm »

i mean really people, he'd fuck a woman almost twice his age if given the chance. that is straight fucked up.

HMD · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2007, 03:46:22 pm »

AND he lives in colorado. i hope he falls off a rocky mountain.

HMD · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2007, 03:53:35 pm »

HE DIDN'T FUCKING LIKE SONIC RUSH EITHER! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, MR. "I LOVE VIDEO GAMES AND SHIT" DOESN'T EVEN LIKE SONIC RUSH, YET CAN LAY CLAIM TO LIKING PORTRAIT OF RUIN.

I HOPE YOU DROWN IN A FIRE.

bfg00 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2007, 06:05:58 pm »

Hating on yourself eh?

Hee Seop Choi Riding in the Back of an Ambulance · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2007, 06:24:20 pm »

Quote from: HMD on March 02, 2007, 03:45:39 pm

i mean really people, he'd fuck a woman almost twice his age if given the chance. that is straight fucked up.

I've done that, it's very enjoyable.

JG · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2007, 06:47:48 pm »

Quote from: HMD on March 02, 2007, 03:45:39 pm

i mean really people, he'd fuck a woman almost twice his age if given the chance.

A lot of other boys in that 13-16 age group would, too.

(Sorry HMD, you walked right into that one.)

bfg00 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2007, 07:33:33 pm »

Quote from: JG00 on March 02, 2007, 06:47:48 pm

A lot of other boys in that 13-16 age group would, too.

(Sorry HMD, you walked right into that one.)

Zing.

Hyperguy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2007, 01:21:08 pm »

I think the forum's run out of people who hate you, HMD.

Cashino · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2007, 05:00:58 pm »

I hate a lot of people, but too lazy to bother expressing it.

Ellendesu · « **Reply #10 on:** March 04, 2007, 10:20:32 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy on March 04, 2007, 01:21:08 pm

I think the forum's run out of people who hate you, HMD.

OH REALLY?

Well have a bagel with your coffee!

HMD! YOU FUCKING FUCK! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKER FUCKING FUCKS FUCK! YOU FUCKIN FUCKER FUCKING FUCKERS FUCKING ON THE FUCKING FUCK! FUUUUUUCK!

...I love you. ;____; please take me back I won't hit the kids again!

MMX · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2007, 08:32:43 pm »

Yeah he's such an asshole.

I mean there was this one time we were like smoking pot and stuff, and like... he totally smoked it all on us and like. What a douche.
I hope he gets run over by a fire hydrant.

PS. Yer mum.

santiO · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2007, 04:44:37 pm »

Okay, I don't know squat about you, so let me get my edge...
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That's it.
Listen up, you sausage-brained piece of reptilian shit: I haven't seen someone so NOT worthy of being considered a fucking human being since I had to pull a friend's head out of my toilet with a plumber because he thought that the piece of shit he had just crapped had the face of Jesus on it. Seriously, I'd rather talk to a fucking fridge before having to listen to you one more fucking tenth of a second! At least talking to the fridge wouldn't make me wanna put my fingers into my mouth and vomit my own colon!
Listening to you is the equivalent of having razor wire entering my body through my mouth, coming out of my ass, entering again through my dick and then coming out of my nose, only to enter and exit again through my empty eye sockets. And why are they empty? Because I couldn't stand watching at you any-fucking-more!
You're the kind of guy that makes women become lesbians! You're the kind of guy who should be used as poster guy for Nuclear War, with a big picture of you and a text: "The First Victim of Nuclear Bombs"! You're so completely useless, whiney and pathetic that if life was a horror movie, you'd probably be the survivor... no, scratch that. You would die FIRST!
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Happy now? And please, don't take any of it seriously. I just wanted to add my own little grain of sand.

Claver · « **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2007, 10:53:36 pm »

Quote from: santiO on March 06, 2007, 04:44:37 pm

Okay, I don't know squat about you, so let me get my edge...
.
.
.
That's it.
Listen up, you sausage-brained piece of reptilian shit: I haven't seen someone so NOT worthy of being considered a fucking human being since I had to pull a friend's head out of my toilet with a plumber because he thought that the piece of shit he had just crapped had the face of Jesus on it. Seriously, I'd rather talk to a fucking fridge before having to listen to you one more fucking tenth of a second! At least talking to the fridge wouldn't make me wanna put my fingers into my mouth and vomit my own colon!
Listening to you is the equivalent of having razor wire entering my body through my mouth, coming out of my ass, entering again through my dick and then coming out of my nose, only to enter and exit again through my empty eye sockets. And why are they empty? Because I couldn't stand watching at you any-fucking-more!
You're the kind of guy that makes women become lesbians! You're the kind of guy who should be used as poster guy for Nuclear War, with a big picture of you and a text: "The First Victim of Nuclear Bombs"! You're so completely useless, whiney and pathetic that if life was a horror movie, you'd probably be the survivor... no, scratch that. You would die FIRST!
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.
.
Happy now? And please, don't take any of it seriously. I just wanted to add my own little grain of sand.

That was hilarious. HMD, you...you...you're funny like a sad clown! lol

Mirai Doft · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2007, 11:42:14 am »

I hate HMD because he make stupid and pointless topics/posts. And because I don't know what HMD means.

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2007, 01:38:42 pm »

isn't obvious? HMD stands for Home Made Donuts

HMD · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2007, 05:12:46 pm »

i don't know what it means.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2007, 05:15:17 pm »

I hate him cuz his signature takes up so much fucking space now, especially seeing how he stole a quote from a fellow bakunyuu member, AND used what appears to be the final scene from Evangelion... >=P

HMD · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2007, 05:19:09 pm »

ok, it's a bit smaller now. i have to have to leave my quote sig in though, as it's part of a series:

JG · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2007, 09:13:09 pm »

Quote from: Doft on March 09, 2007, 11:42:14 am

And because I don't know what HMD means.

Have Much Diarrhea?

Hacks Mucus Drainage?

Half-Man Demon?

Hunchback Making Drool?

Hardly Meaningful Date?

I swear we could make a new thread on this thought alone.

News:

Author Topic: i hate hmd because he's a dick (Read 21963 times)