Answer for July 4:
c) Shark

I wonder what a half-human, half-shark looks like... I bet it has a big ol'...

Shine! Don't even mention something like that!
Question for June 5:

On the same topic, what is the name of the mutant terrorist group that I command?
a) Atrisk
b) Donarghe
c) Lan-wan
d) Scheis