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Title: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Onemillioneyes on August 10, 2006, 05:27:20 pm
Actually the title of this thread might be semi-misleading.
Just felt as if my fetishes weren't interesting enough, what with people in love with giantesses/women with 12ton breasts etc.  I have come to show you some angela devi, car of imagefap, which seems to be working again:
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/24/209/2091754403.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/21/114/1144685618.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/18/848/848775902.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/18/135/135921279.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/23/156/1565965057.jpeg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/17/538/53826740.jpeg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/17/108/1086989203.jpeg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/15/802/802233120.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/11/211/2110111624.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/18/641/641047699.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/16/150/150892144.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/11/879/879373072.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/14/149/1496290127.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/18/382/382309428.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/11/761/761781815.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/13/641/641715540.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/18/153/1539075829.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/19/867/867204971.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/15/166/1663352851.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/14/571/571438588.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/17/168/1686974225.jpg)
(http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/19/166/1667947257.jpg)
Well, that should be enough for now, here is the master list of where that all came from:
http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/19/166/1667947257.jpg (http://images.imagefap.com/images/full/19/166/1667947257.jpg)
Also, I know her breasts are fake, but my god.  The ass.










Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: bfg00 on August 10, 2006, 05:42:44 pm
You know your title reminds me of?  This: http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Furnies (http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Furnies)
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Onemillioneyes on August 10, 2006, 05:49:09 pm
You know your title reminds me of?  This: http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Furnies (http://elothtes.pbwiki.com/Furnies)
Man...  I was just trying to make up some fetish that was so ridiculous it couldn't possibly be real...  Fucking internet.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: bfg00 on August 10, 2006, 05:50:29 pm
Funny that, almost any perversion you can think of can be found on the Interweb.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Onemillioneyes on August 10, 2006, 05:55:09 pm
Okay, name any hypothetical porn and it will become real:
Chinese girls in stove-pipe hats!
Girls holding pictures of major air-traffic disasters over their breasts!
Girls on penny-farthing bicycles!
Left-handed girls kissing ventriloquist dummies!

All of that shit is now real, Google it.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 10, 2006, 10:19:47 pm
Damn....
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: ROMate on August 10, 2006, 11:08:49 pm
She looks familiar. Does she do any bondage pics?
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Centurion on August 11, 2006, 03:21:50 am
O_O read wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Devi
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Ellendesu on August 11, 2006, 10:00:33 am
My day has just been made.

Wow.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Muhznit on August 11, 2006, 06:46:23 pm
Hmm.... sex with furniture.... a new random thought has been made:

DOORGASM!

Okay. I'm done.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on August 12, 2006, 12:34:49 am
O_O read wikipedia...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela_Devi

O_O
We have the same birthday!

*reads on*
Oh, holy shit. Asphyxiation?
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Ellendesu on August 12, 2006, 12:53:05 am
O_O
We have the same birthday!

*reads on*
Oh, holy shit. Asphyxiation?

I had an ex who was into that, she'd have me choke her during ...err...

Yeah, that's an odd one.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Onemillioneyes on August 13, 2006, 10:19:26 pm
I had an ex who was into that, she'd have me choke her during ...err...
Yeah, me too.  I actually was totally not into it.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 15, 2006, 10:04:22 pm
I still can't stop looking at them
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 16, 2006, 08:21:48 pm
I should feel wrong about looking at the explicit photos of a dead chick.

But, I don't.  I'm such an evil bastard.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: bandit008 on August 17, 2006, 09:18:23 am
lol just the other day my friend showed me a video that had a chick having sex with a pillow 0.o
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: scarab on August 18, 2006, 07:46:38 am
OMG DOORGASM!!  *LMAO*

Shit, I had no clue that Angela Devi died.  A while back I found some vids of her on Limewire.  Maybe they're still on an old hard drive I have in storage (assuming that the hard drive is still in good condition).
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: lumberjack33 on August 18, 2006, 10:58:17 am
I should feel wrong about looking at the explicit photos of a dead chick.

But, I don't.  I'm such an evil bastard.

Well, she's not dead in the pictures (at least, not physically) so as far as I'm concerned, it's fair game.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 19, 2006, 03:51:23 am
True.  I mean it's only death.  It would be uhh, honoring her memory?

Does anybody buy that?
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: scarab on August 20, 2006, 10:36:07 am
Dead girls don't bitch...

They're just are a bit stiffer.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: bfg00 on August 20, 2006, 02:23:39 pm
True but then you would be a necrophiliac.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 20, 2006, 04:25:16 pm
Yeah I'm not into cold meat =/
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Qwerty1 on August 20, 2006, 04:53:17 pm
I have a vid on another computer of a chick fucking a Supra's shifter. She's hot as hell, too.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 20, 2006, 05:19:27 pm
You mean a gear shift on a Supra?

o_@
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Qwerty1 on August 20, 2006, 06:46:57 pm
Yep. =D It's cool. Like I say, not on this computer, and I won't be around for some time, or I'd share.

Oh, I also have one of a bitch fucking a bedpost... lemee see...
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Qwerty1 on August 20, 2006, 06:54:43 pm
Couldn't find it. must be with the other one. :( It sucked anyway. Nothing cool about it.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Onemillioneyes on August 21, 2006, 05:25:50 pm
I initially named this thread as a joke and the joke has become real...?
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 21, 2006, 10:27:00 pm
No I don't think so
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 23, 2006, 10:41:14 pm
Well, at least not yet.  He hasn't posted any of the furniture pr0n yet.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Ellendesu on August 23, 2006, 10:47:19 pm
True but then you would be a necrophiliac.

DEAD GIRLS CANT SAY NO
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: bfg00 on August 24, 2006, 05:30:56 pm
DEAD GIRLS CANT SAY NO

True but they can't say yes either or for that matter much of anything.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 24, 2006, 08:51:12 pm
or for that matter much of anything.

This is where Bill says, "Exactly."  and I then reconsider my stance on necrophilia.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: R-9 on August 24, 2006, 08:53:04 pm
Good luck doing anything without a drum of Vaseline, though.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 24, 2006, 10:09:18 pm
Lol!!
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 25, 2006, 05:01:13 pm
Good luck doing anything without a drum of Vaseline, though.

A drum of Vaseline?  I never leave home without it.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: R-9 on August 25, 2006, 08:23:41 pm
"All right, son, we're bringing you in for necrophilia."
"But she told me she was alive!"
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: lumberjack33 on August 25, 2006, 09:04:43 pm
Good luck doing anything without a drum of Vaseline, though.

Nah, it's a matter of picking the right time- just after they've gone a bit squishy, but before they're all coated in maggots.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on August 26, 2006, 12:40:39 am
"All right, son, we're bringing you in for necrophilia."
"But she told me she was alive!"

Ouch, bro, that's hella rough.

I've got a friend who ended up giving head to a friend of a friend (of course, she made sure he was clean).

A little later, she had these weird bumps around her face. She figured she caught an STI, so she ran to the doctor. When she arrived for her appointment, the bumps got big and black.

The doc said, "Gee, that's extremely unusual. I don't even know how such a thing's possible!" after checking it out.
"What? I know herpes doesn't look like this, and the guy said he was clean!"
"No, you don't understand. The only way you could get something like that is if you had sex with someone dead."


She called her friend up, who told her the guy she gave head to worked at a morgue. He was arrested after they found out he was doing dead people.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: DualSoul on August 26, 2006, 03:32:09 am
That's really creepy.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: King Zarkon on August 26, 2006, 04:34:11 am
Ouch, bro, that's hella rough.

I've got a friend who ended up giving head to a friend of a friend (of course, she made sure he was clean).

A little later, she had these weird bumps around her face. She figured she caught an STI, so she ran to the doctor. When she arrived for her appointment, the bumps got big and black.

The doc said, "Gee, that's extremely unusual. I don't even know how such a thing's possible!" after checking it out.
"What? I know herpes doesn't look like this, and the guy said he was clean!"
"No, you don't understand. The only way you could get something like that is if you had sex with someone dead."


She called her friend up, who told her the guy she gave head to worked at a morgue. He was arrested after they found out he was doing dead people.

*shudder*
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Harada Fan on August 26, 2006, 11:39:45 am
Ouch, bro, that's hella rough.

I've got a friend who ended up giving head to a friend of a friend (of course, she made sure he was clean).

A little later, she had these weird bumps around her face. She figured she caught an STI, so she ran to the doctor. When she arrived for her appointment, the bumps got big and black.

The doc said, "Gee, that's extremely unusual. I don't even know how such a thing's possible!" after checking it out.
"What? I know herpes doesn't look like this, and the guy said he was clean!"
"No, you don't understand. The only way you could get something like that is if you had sex with someone dead."


She called her friend up, who told her the guy she gave head to worked at a morgue. He was arrested after they found out he was doing dead people.

.........dude.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: bfg00 on August 26, 2006, 12:33:00 pm
Holy shit.  That's horrible.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 26, 2006, 04:24:30 pm
Ouch, bro, that's hella rough.

I've got a friend who ended up giving head to a friend of a friend (of course, she made sure he was clean).

A little later, she had these weird bumps around her face. She figured she caught an STI, so she ran to the doctor. When she arrived for her appointment, the bumps got big and black.

The doc said, "Gee, that's extremely unusual. I don't even know how such a thing's possible!" after checking it out.
"What? I know herpes doesn't look like this, and the guy said he was clean!"
"No, you don't understand. The only way you could get something like that is if you had sex with someone dead."


She called her friend up, who told her the guy she gave head to worked at a morgue. He was arrested after they found out he was doing dead people.

Is that a true story, or what?  I've never heard of some STI transferred from anybody who is dead.... big and black bumps?  *goes to check medical dictionary*
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on August 26, 2006, 05:31:10 pm
Yeah man. 100% true.

The girl moved shortly after she got the black stuff around her face -- the clubbing night was her farewell party. I wish I could tell what happened but that's all I know right now. I don't even know if it's an STI, but I know that the dead person was only dead for a couple of days --  many donate their bodies to McGill University here in Montreal after their death so students can study them.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: ragnabot on August 26, 2006, 06:00:02 pm
I wonder what that guy felt while doing it. Damn, I thought necrophilia as a word was funny but people actually doing that... man.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: King Zarkon on August 26, 2006, 11:22:58 pm
now here is an interesting question. hypotheticly, if you were making love to your woman and she suddenly died right brfore you were about to cum, would you finish?

oh, and the oral infection she got was not an sti, it is a bacterial infection. when you die the staff cells in your blood take over your white blood cells and t-cells because your immune systen is no longer functioning. the staff cells cultivate and mutate into a different form of bacteria that can devour cells (similar to how cancer works), causing large black legeions on the skin. this process is called necrosis.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: scarab on August 27, 2006, 10:05:42 am
now here is an interesting question. hypotheticly, if you were making love to your woman and she suddenly died right brfore you were about to cum, would you finish?

oh, and the oral infection she got was not an sti, it is a bacterial infection. when you die the staff cells in your blood take over your white blood cells and t-cells because your immune systen is no longer functioning. the staff cells cultivate and mutate into a different form of bacteria that can devour cells (similar to how cancer works), causing large black legeions on the skin. this process is called necrosis.

And that's the word of the day:  Necrosis.  Post all your favorite necrosis hentai paizuri slams in this thread!
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 27, 2006, 04:22:32 pm
now here is an interesting question. hypotheticly, if you were making love to your woman and she suddenly died right brfore you were about to cum, would you finish?

oh, and the oral infection she got was not an sti, it is a bacterial infection. when you die the staff cells in your blood take over your white blood cells and t-cells because your immune systen is no longer functioning. the staff cells cultivate and mutate into a different form of bacteria that can devour cells (similar to how cancer works), causing large black legeions on the skin. this process is called necrosis.

Ah, so the black legions were just a form of necrosis?  Sucks to be her face =/  But she should be able to fight them off with some form of anti-bacterial medication, right?  So it's not permanent or anything.  What a scarring episode, though.  Wonder why that guy's WANG didn't have any visible characteristics of necrosis though?  Or perhaps he did, but only after the "meeting" and he of course did not wish to call any attention to his "activities" >__>

Back to the question at hand:  That depends; do you have to be aware of her death?  What if you think you just got her to reach orgasm really really loudly, while you are unaware it is really a death-scream?

Edit:  Oh and Sorrow, who the EFF was this "friend of a friend" anyways?  And who was the "friend of"?
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on August 27, 2006, 08:24:59 pm
I probably would end up finishing, depending on how close I am.

Thanks for that Necrosis bit made, really cleared thing up.

My sister and I have a friend who lives not far from here. We used to hang out a lot when we were younger (I went cause she had a Super Nintendo, lol) and this girl always seemed to be at her place.

That girl seemed to be everywhere I went, so I ended up talking to her. We became friends, and then for her moving thing, she went back to that girl my sister and I went to when we were younger. HER friend (yeah it's complicated, but I prefer not to give their names out. If no one understands I'll edit this post and change their names to numbers. xD) is the necro. So in short, my friend gave head to my friend's friend who worked at the university.

Friend: Giver-header
Friend of Friend: Necroman
Friend: Knows both Giver-header and Necroman.


So hey, this Necrosis thing. Is that what makes your body rot after death?


Haha. From a simple joke to scientific discussion. xD
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Ellendesu on August 27, 2006, 10:01:42 pm
This is where Bill says, "Exactly."  and I then reconsider my stance on necrophilia.

Exactly.

Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: King Zarkon on August 28, 2006, 02:56:14 am
to answer all the questions, yes he probably also contracted the same spots, and they usually clear up with a few doses of any anti-bacterial medication or applications of hydrogen-peroxide. and sorrowful, there are six phases of death.

1: death, (the heart ceases to beat for 2 min. or longer)

2: voiding, (the bodys muscles go limp and rubbery, while all emmesis is is ejected from the body.)

3: mortus, (the brain and bodys systems shut down entirely, i.e. immune, nervous, etc)

4: riggor mortus, (the muscles begin to tighten and shrivel up, making the corpse stiff.)

5: necrosis, (also known as post mordem. the cells begin to decay and the eyes grow cloudy and white.)

6: decomposition, (the bodys mass begins to turn to carbon and fall off the skeleton.)

i hope that was informative.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 28, 2006, 09:11:41 pm
Necrosis is basically just cellular death, right?  So necrosis in and of itself isn't a disease so much as a symptom and indicator of something else (in this case the bacterial infection).  Necrosis can usually be repaired by the body if whatever causing it is removed (that is if the body isn't already dead)

Right?
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 28, 2006, 10:18:31 pm
This is too much information.....
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on August 28, 2006, 10:38:10 pm
Thanks man, I got it now.


Haha. K14 comes here for the tits and he gets a crash on necrosis.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: King Zarkon on August 29, 2006, 03:31:33 am
Necrosis is basically just cellular death, right?  So necrosis in and of itself isn't a disease so much as a symptom and indicator of something else (in this case the bacterial infection).  Necrosis can usually be repaired by the body if whatever causing it is removed (that is if the body isn't already dead)

Right?

correct. in this instance the most probable cause was staff cells entering her mouth en masse. it was basicly a very advanced form of staff infection.

i also highly doubt big-k14 came to a thread named woomen having sex with furniture etc. for boobs. i would assume he had other things on his mind. like futons.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Ellendesu on August 29, 2006, 09:28:08 am
I'm impressed, that was really well described.

Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 29, 2006, 10:11:51 pm
heiorphant got a beef with me or something??
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: King Zarkon on August 30, 2006, 03:39:07 am
thats the problem with the internet, its hard to tell when someone is joking. no big-k14, i was having fun at your expense. i have no problem with you at all.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 30, 2006, 10:12:56 pm
Sorry for being an ass then -_-;
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on August 31, 2006, 05:00:04 am
heiorphant got a beef with me or something??

O SNAPZ HEIRO YOU GONNA TAKE DAT?  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yo mama so fat...


oh wait it's already resolved.  Damnit.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: King Zarkon on August 31, 2006, 06:12:08 am
lol. i just wish he would have read my post before lowering my rep.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: BIG-K14 on August 31, 2006, 09:32:12 pm
Look at this way atleast your rep when back to normal
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: scarab on September 07, 2006, 07:54:29 am
Would a sybian count as furniture?
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Centurion on September 07, 2006, 02:09:21 pm
Would a sybian count as furniture?
LMAO! Sybian... I seen a clip of Aria Giovanni riding the Sybian. It was pretty hot. I enjoyed it. I saw one of Jenna Jameson riding the sybian on the Howard Stern Show. That was cool, but there were other people in the vid that kinda creeped me out.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on September 07, 2006, 11:57:49 pm
Aria on the sybian! *SEARCH MODE ON*
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: MMX on September 08, 2006, 02:46:20 pm
Would a sybian count as furniture?
No.

>_>
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: Ellendesu on September 21, 2006, 05:31:47 pm
Look at this way atleast your rep when back to normal

I would like to bump this post in an effort to point out the IRONY of this particular statement as it stands today.
Title: Re: Woomen having sex with furniture/bikes/mopeds/jetskis
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 05:47:08 pm
-1 for ex post facto irony.