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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => Non-Hentai Video Games => Topic started by: Kiinan Yamasu on July 25, 2006, 04:59:29 pm

Title: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Kiinan Yamasu on July 25, 2006, 04:59:29 pm
Just a silly topic.

Naked Snake: Speak!

Me: Th-the green ones... taste like...

NS: Answer me!

Me: ...lime...
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Hyperguy on July 25, 2006, 07:00:51 pm
Naked Snake: Speak!

Hyperguy: It's...

NS: Answer me!

Me: ...just a box...
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Kiinan Yamasu on July 25, 2006, 08:03:44 pm
NS: Speak!

Me: Let go of me before I break you in two with my telekewhatsis powers!

NS: ...What?

*I focus*

Me: Come on! Break! Rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon yes...

NS: ...the hell with this.

*slashes throat, takes the Stimutacs, pops one*

NS: It's like Raikov took a crap in my brain! *twitches*
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on July 25, 2006, 08:35:16 pm
SRFL: Ugh.. anhh--!!
NS: Speak!
SRFL: Objection...
NS: ANSWER ME!
SRFL: And then.. when I was seventeen...

*slits throat*

SRFL: ...
NS: Speak!
SRFL: Sad... so sad.... a host of sorrows...
NS: What the... ergggh... *Snake grunt*
SRFL: [The Sorrow's speech here]

...Now you will know the sorrow of those whose lives you have ended. (tear of blood thingy here)


*The Sorrow battle commence!*



SRFL: Ugh.. anhh--!!
NS: Speak!
SRFL: Hideo Kojima respects Mr Miyamoto too! You like ACTION GAMES?!
NS: What the fuck... TAIMU PARADOKUSU !!!


- S N A K E I S D E A D -
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Yoko Matsugane Lover on July 28, 2006, 07:35:03 pm
*Slashes Throat*
Damn didnt even have a chance
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: lumberjack33 on July 28, 2006, 08:57:29 pm
Threaten to use the Rape button on him, obv.

Or, as it would be known in the MGS universe, the Rape? RAPE? RAAAAAAAAPE! button.
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Ellendesu on July 28, 2006, 09:53:34 pm
Nigga please, get yo shit off my back fo' I bust a cap in yo' cracka ass, shit. Bustin' all round the jungle like some crazy nigga. Ya'll gotta stop shit from happenin' what the fuck you doin up on my shit white boy?

NS: TALK!

LE: OMG IM SORRY ILL SPILL EVERYTHING. SAVE ME OH MERCIFUL WHITE JESUS.
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: DualSoul on July 28, 2006, 10:02:14 pm
Situation 1
---------------
NS: Speak!
Me: To climb the ladder, use the action key...

Situation 2
---------------
NS: Speak!
Me: This is what I get for switching to Geico...
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on July 29, 2006, 03:05:04 am
Possible entries:

"Could you please say that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shitting myself..."

"The scissors you require are in the locker next to the floating box of shotgun rounds! 61!"

"I'll cancel the alarm... But first you must explain how you are holding 50 lbs. of military equipment in your pockets."

"Up up... down... down left right... left right... B, A... select, start..."

"That's... not a knife!"
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: King Zarkon on August 01, 2006, 02:13:05 am
classy boondocs reference ytf.

NS: Talk...

Me: I'm sorry, I pooted.

NS: Answer me!

Me: I have a half a pack of Lifesavers hard candies in my pants...
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: ROMate on August 01, 2006, 02:30:03 am
NS: Speak!

Me: This...this thread...

NS: Answer me!

Me: It! It goes in Revenge of the D-Pad!
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: Mediocrity on August 01, 2006, 08:55:03 am
NS: Speak!
Med: Do a barrel roll!

NS: Speak!
Med: Revolution.

NS: Speak!
Med: Tom Clancy ain't got nothing on Hideo Kojima.
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: MMX on August 01, 2006, 04:23:22 pm
Quote from: Yoko Matsugane Lover on July 28, 2006, 07:35:03 pm
*Slashes Throat*
Damn didnt even have a chance

I'm with YML, he'd probably slip and press down on the joystick too hard and slash my throat.  No healing radio stations for you, snake!
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: JG on August 01, 2006, 09:32:46 pm
NS: Osshare!
JG: Hajimeshite!
NS: Kotaero!
JG: Demo...
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: MMX on August 01, 2006, 09:54:17 pm
Quote from: JG00 on August 01, 2006, 09:32:46 pm
NS: Osshare!
JG: Hajimeshite!
NS: Kotaero!
JG: Demo...

Kotaero?
Title: Re: What would you say if Naked Snake used the Interrogate button on you?
Post by: JG on August 01, 2006, 10:11:45 pm
Quote from: Bang Doll on August 01, 2006, 09:54:17 pm
Kotaero?
Imperative form of "to answer/to reply".  Its the closest translation to "answer me!"