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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ellendesu on July 23, 2006, 11:50:22 pm
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What do you do
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Press my face deep into the set belonging to the girl with the prettiest face.
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I cast a spell.
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Hyperguy forum Sorrowful's answer: Throw a ball and make them fight for it. Watch in horror as the ball disappears into cleavage.
Sex0r answer: Look for the best looking one and do a little something, haha.
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are they on rollerblades and NUDE and chasing me? Cause if that's the case I've just about met my death.
Other wise... I'd get to a high hill and watch them fight gravity >:3
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if they're attached to a bunch of hot-looking japanese girls, i'd have a major grope/suckle-fest while letting them smother me in their soft, squishy goodness...
...and then, i'd hope i'd still be able to breathe... ^_^;
either way, i would die a happy man.
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Wake up.
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Do what that one guy did on Korgoth the barbarian: Leap high into the air, Land face-first in a random girls' cleavage then yell mindlessly while rubbing my face in them. Either that or Fooly Cooly them. Kah, I watch [adult swim] too much.
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Like Hyperguy.net says - rape button.
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First: Hide my wallet.
Second: Like the banner says, just press your face between them and go "BRRRR".
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Take the prettiest girl among them out to a candlelight dinner for two and let the mood take over from there.
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lol wow.
I'd whip out a deck of cards and let it progress from there.
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Step 1. Realize I'm dreaming.
Step 2. Use my newfound Lucid Awareness and upgrade the F-cups to J-cups
Step 3. ????
Step 4. Profit
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See what they are attached too. Hopefully not some monster.
If however they are attached to beautiful women (2 breasts per please) then just go with the flow.
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Realize you've probably wandered into the ladies undergarments area in the department store.
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Have sex with everyone of them
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promptly kill myself realizing that i have achieved the highest possible point in my life.
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I'd...run and hide, probably.
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Damn what a time that would be rite,i just know that alot of random tounchin will be involved
:rupee :rupee :rupee
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(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/783/bananacid9idoy4.gif)
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They can't sneak up on me! I had Mordenkainen's Magical Watchdog cast!
Okay fine, I cast Magic Missile. And then make a roll to see if I'm getting drunk.
PS. Banana.gif rulez.
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(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/783/bananacid9idoy4.gif)
Thats rules
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They can't sneak up on me! I had Mordenkainen's Magical Watchdog cast!
Okay fine, I cast Magic Missile. And then make a roll to see if I'm getting drunk.
PS. Banana.gif rulez.
But what do you cast Magic Missile against? The bra claps? Because you know it never misses.
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But what do you cast Magic Missile against? The bra claps? Because you know it never misses.
And bra clasps tend not to have spell reisistance either.
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I've getting a mountain dew, anyone want one?
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I've getting a mountain dew, anyone want one?
Mix mine with Sprite.
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I've getting a mountain dew, anyone want one?
WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS
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If you guys are getten some soda and cheetos then get me some Pepsi and some Spicy hot cheetos or poofy kind if there out
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Jesus, noobs!
It's from a Dr. Demento sketch!
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I thought it was from Dead Ale Wives.
YES YOU CAN HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW JUST GO GET IT.
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To answer the thread question... I'd hit it.
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WHY ARE YOU LEAVING TO GET A MOUNTAIN DEW? THERE ARE DOZENS OF F-CUPS HERE!
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F-Cups make a great place to store a drink.
Oh shit, that reminds me. Remember when they were doing commercials with all these different ways to shake up a bottle of chocolate milk? I had an idea for one where a guy's out with his chocolate milk bottle, and finds a girl with huge breasts jumping rope. He puts the bottle between 'em, lets her jump for a few minutes, then takes it out and drinks it. Naturally, this idea was met with giant approval.
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Yeah, definitely from Dead Ale Wives. Love the 8-bit flash using the audio clip, though.
And forget my last response, or firing magic missile at the bra clasps, alternative response:
I hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start so all their clothing vanishes and I gain "infinite ammo" and 99 lives.
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Good man.
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Yeah, definitely from Dead Ale Wives. Love the 8-bit flash using the audio clip, though.
And forget my last response, or firing magic missile at the bra clasps, alternative response:
I hit up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start so all their clothing vanishes and I gain "infinite ammo" and 99 lives.
Screw codes. *Uses Action Replay* MOON PHYSICS, YO.
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Hmmm for some reason I got an interest in milk all of sudden
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Screw codes. *Uses Action Replay* MOON PHYSICS, YO.
OMG U HAXX0R! *uses Game Genie against the vile AR menace* Walk through walls cheat! And by "walls" I mean panties.
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MORTAL KOMBAT!!! just...withought the kombat...and..hugging..and...groping...
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So instead of a fatality it's a boobality?
I swear that sounds like some Mortal Kombat spoof I've seen on the internet or something, somewhere.
Nudality!
And instead of a pit of spikes it's a pit full of dildos...... mmmmkay I think I'm done for the night.
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Bang Doll's signed on for Battle Raper 3: Final Orgasm. xD
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i guess you could argue that big breasts would make good punching bags... O_o;
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*leans one girl over and uses her breasts for speedbag drills*
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i guess you could argue that big breasts would make good punching bags... O_o;
"If I were a boxer...I'd...BOUNCE those things like Sugar Ray Leonard!"
Jim Carrey to Christa Allen in an outtake of Liar,Liar
^_^
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They also make great stress relief toys.
You know, that is the large breast's secondary purpose in evolution. Squeeze toys.
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I prefer not to hurt the girl too much... punchbags FTW. Implants maybe, but not real racks.
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I prefer not to hurt the girl too much... punchbags FTW. Implants maybe, but not real racks.
What the feck!? You goddamn blasphemer! Bah. A little bit of pain is "hurting" her? Pfeh! Pfah!!
Fuck implants. That's why they are pointless. I think I've said it before on this forum; if they're saline they don't feel real at all, if they're silicon you run the risk of killing the girl - that is if you're not a pansy ass bitch like Muhznit and use her breasts for what they are genetically and physiologically designed to be used for. And necrophilia is just smelly.
Hint: So keep them alive instead. Bind their arms with a belt and wedge it between the top of a closed door. They can't find the body if you keep them alive.
k time for some schnapps
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Bang Doll is my favourite poster right now.
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What the feck!? You goddamn blasphemer! Bah. A little bit of pain is "hurting" her? Pfeh! Pfah!!
Fuck implants. That's why they are pointless. I think I've said it before on this forum; if they're saline they don't feel real at all, if they're silicon you run the risk of killing the girl - that is if you're not a pansy ass bitch like Muhznit and use her breasts for what they are genetically and physiologically designed to be used for. And necrophilia is just smelly.
Hint: So keep them alive instead. Bind their arms with a belt and wedge it between the top of a closed door. They can't find the body if you keep them alive.
k time for some schnapps
I was just stating my opinion- breast bruises just do not look good to me.
So I think different.... Deal with it.
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eh, it's okay muhznit, i'm not into seeing a girl getting beat up either. putting her into bondage and teasing/torturing her is one thing, but nothing violent... guro = scary. >_<;
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well,maybe we can all agree that a girl's huge boobs make great pillows for us guys?
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Everyone neeeds a bosom for a pillow...[/singing]
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Agreed.
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Agreeded,but it never hurts to have more to lay on
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You fucking rock.
I am aware. u.u
I was just stating my opinion- breast bruises just do not look good to me.
Breast bruises? Well, there's your problem right there! Stop kidn- I mean, "dating" hemophiliacs! Bam! Problem solved.
So I think different.... Deal with it.
k now you need the schnapps
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and wherre are the pictures
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Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow...
Another good catchphrase for a hyperguy.net banner.
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(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/4783/bpsea3.jpg)
Boob pillows: an idea who's time has come!
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LOL, awesome idea! i'm surprised we hadn't thought of this earlier...
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I'll make the banner as soon as my RO kick wears out.
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Head-tacos!:D That's what it reminds me of. Tetsaru knows.
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Ultimate head-taco repost.
(http://fapomatic.com/thumbs/19/cg40.jpg) (http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=19&f=cg40.jpg)
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
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Head-tacos!:D That's what it reminds me of. Tetsaru knows.
Those anything like head-crabs?
>_>
<_<
.... Head-tacos >>>>>> head-crabs.
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Ultimate head-taco repost.
(http://fapomatic.com/thumbs/19/cg40.jpg) (http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=19&f=cg40.jpg)
Negative. Anata to Mita Sakura has one that utterly defies human anatomy.
(http://www.jonathandgriffith.com/images/forum/anata_to_mita_sakura_nanako_hug.jpg)
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I remember that set. Boob-engulfment aside, those thighs are like double the guy's torso width!
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those thighs are like double the guy's torso width!
As they goddamn should be.
Anyways, "Meat's" is still better -- it's just too damn small. I recall seeing the bigger version. That one ruled.
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I recall seeing the bigger version. That one ruled.
You should be able to see the full image by clicking the thumbnail.
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You should be able to see the full image by clicking the thumbnail.
I knew that. I was just... testing you.
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What do you do
I unsheath my +9 ogre-slaying knife, cuz no human woman would have tits that big!
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YOU HAVE ALL JUST SAID THESE THINGS TO A GIRL WITH A CUP WATE WHUT
O_O
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YOU HAVE ALL JUST SAID THESE THINGS TO A GIRL WITH A CUP WATE WHUT
O_O
Meh. I didn't say anything too special. *Buys a a 60% BE spell scroll off of Ebay, attempts to use it, succeeds*
Wee! A-cups turn to C-cups! It's a start, but I'll leave the rest to others.
..........and yes, I'm stuck in RPG mode.
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Dosens of A-cups surround us? I kill their leader, Bill, with the SEIKEN ACCEL BLOW OUGI: HISSATSU-KEN!
Then I go find some real F-cups.
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Realize you've probably wandered into the ladies undergarments area in the department store.
Do A cups even need undergarments?
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Do A cups even need undergarments?
Technically no, but they make flat women feel sexy, so why the fuck not.
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Realize you've probably wandered into the ladies undergarments area in the department store.
Do A cups even need undergarments?
They did when they were F-cups. Damned Bill and the mass confusion his renaming of first post caused...
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They did when they were F-cups. Damned Bill and the mass confusion his renaming of first post caused...
An unexpected move, I'll give hime that, but I don't think that smaller boobs are better than large ones.........
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An unexpected move, I'll give hime that, but I don't think that smaller boobs are better than large ones.........
of course not! i'd much rather have a busty girl than a flat one ANY day! >_<;
*dives into the F-cups and starts swimming amongst the cleavage* =3
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What are A-cups? Flat women don't exist to me, and I am unable to see them.
AS you can imagine I often bump into invisible people while walking in public.
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I love the delicious flat chest =D
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Well when your invisible A-cup girlfriend and you are in a plane crash over water you'll both sink for lack of floatation device U_U
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Well when your invisible A-cup girlfriend and you are in a plane crash over water you'll both sink for lack of floatation device U_U
They'll be able to float, but they'd need to minimize their weight by taking off their clothes if they want an easier time swimming. Then again, I'd do the same thing to an F-cup just for the hell of it.
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They'll be able to float, but they'd need to minimize their weight by taking off their clothes if they want an easier time swimming. Then again, I'd do the same thing to an F-cup just for the hell of it.
See? Therefore F-cups superior >>>> inviso-A-cups u.u
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See theres one fatal flaw.
My girlfriend isn't invisible :P
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She's A-cup? Then she is U_U.... [size=10]U_U[/size]
damn your board's lack of font size tags and my lack of caring to remove them yey
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I'm not crazy. The voices in my head tell me so.
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Don't they always?
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Yep pretty much
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hmmm....should i agree with that or not...let me get out my lucky coin...
(Pulls out his replica coin from Batman Forever)
Good heads i agree...bad heads,i disagree.
(Flips coin)
(Coin comes up good side)
I agree...we all go a little mad sometimes...
(lol...i couldn't resist!)