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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: UnitG3D on December 04, 2005, 02:54:21 am
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And now for The Grande University of The Interwebs
Dr. Brian Mazinger Jones presents
The Laws of the Internet
Law of Imagined Reality - If someone thinks of and mentions a subject on the internet it is in existance en masse.
*Fetishist Correlary - If you think that you're the only one that likes to dress like Hitler and have nuns throw lime jello at your balls, be prepared to find no less than 2 sites and expect at least $29.99 per month.
John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory - Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad
Hot Night Elf Law - Do not hit on female characters in MMORPGs, they probably aren't female.
*Mithra Correlary - Mithra in FFXI can handle any job like a fiend, and are there for used almost more than Humans, the HNE Law is therefore of double importance when dealing with Catgirls in Vanadiel.
Internet Fight Conceptualization - Due to much experience witnessing these fights, it appears that many people possess a homing pigeon like sense of directions, owing to the large numbers of threats to kick the ass of a person that is in fact granted total anonymity.
Basic Statement of Flame Wars - Your argument lacks intellectual verasity and candor... and so does your Mom!
/b's Law - *this space left intentionally blank*
Grand Unified Theory of Hyperguy.net - Hyperguy.net is made of Win and Gunyarock. Ratti is hot. Fried Chicken is great. Bandwidth may or may not be exceded, dependent on the gif gallery.
I trust that this brief guide may aid in your enjoyment and safety in these vast Webs and Nets of Inter. Any new laws or theorems that are discovered should be refered for comment, taunting, banning, and later usage by the mods in your new ban-induced absence.
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gives respect
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Excellent work *thumbs up*
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I believe the scientific term is "Manthras."
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I invoked the HNE Law on FFXI by using a mithra and being a better warrior than anyone else. :P
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Grand Unified Theory of Hyperguy.net - Hyperguy.net is made of Win and Gunyarock. Ratti is hot. Fried Chicken is great. Bandwidth may or may not be exceded, dependent on the gif gallery.
This speaks volumes. :D