Sogna Digital Museum Forum
Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ellendesu on November 15, 2005, 09:49:41 pm
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Hey kiddies, here's the rules!
The poster above you has posted a "Good , Bad scenario" you have to make your Good scenario reflect on the Bad scenario
like this.
Good: Nick at Nite is always obtaining delicious new programming
Bad: Roseanne is on now.
you would post like this.
Good: Maybe it will keep her well enough off that she will release no new material.
Bad: *Something Else*
This is a really fun little diversion that can really open up to some fun jokes and things.
So let's get started!
Good: Hyperguy.net is full of AWESOME new pics of popular series!
Bad: My God where the hell has our bandwidth gone
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Good: Maybe it's in training to come back as a Super Saiyan!
Bad: But while it's out, the 404 monster is running rampant.
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Good: It could be the 403 monster instead.
Bad: Horrible porn spam emails
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GOOD: We have the ability to convert them into good porn spam
BAD: I've lost the time to draw =/
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Good: You will feel much beter when you can draw again
Bad: Owning a Leather Trench Coat but no Capone Style Hat...:(
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Good: Once you do get that hat, some girl is bound to swoon over you.
Bad: I rarely have a clue what is going on during Physics class.
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Good: It'll make more sense after you leave Physics class.
Bad: No arcade version of Soul Calibur 3.
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Good: More room for potential throwback Guilty Gear machines or something
Bad: I don't think there ARE Guilty Gear Machines, they were all lost in the great war between 3-D and 2-D
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Good: At least we get console releases of Guilty Gear.
Bad: Paying 110 dollar fines to tiny towns that don't deserve it.
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Good: Not paying 110 dollars to Nigerian royalty who expect you to ignore the fact that they misspelled Nigerian and royalty.
Bad: Not having enough time for anything.
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Good: Hopefully you will have time and money in the future
Bad: OH NO LOOK OUT IT'S A RAY GUN!
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Good: WAHAHAHA, IT MISSED.
Bad: OMFG MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.
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Good: It's can't be "Ray Gun" without my name.
Bad: UV RAYS?!
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Good; at least the idiot tanners will die from all of the UV they get!
Bad; Having little self control or will power.
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Good: At least we'll know what that person's gonna do.
Bad: Ignoring the post I made concerning the ray gun thing and making your own.
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Good: Actually posting something that enriches the world around you (or at least, the tiny corner that hyperguy.net resides in)
Bad: Inflating your post count through means of this thread
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Good: Being honest about being a post whore.
Bad: Bearing witness to another Japanese invention/item that you can ill-afford.
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Good: it will probably give you some edge in the future
Bad: Some one opened the door to the monkeys... the really really REALLY horrible monkeys.
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Good: They could be orangutans. ORANGUTANS
Bad: TANG, the drink astronauts took to the moon.
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Good: Tang is useful for cartoon comedy.
Bad: Cartoons these days kinda suck.
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Good: This causes good, old cartoons (IE Garfield, etc.) to be released on DVD for grabbing
Bad: burichan is dead ;_______;
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Good: Burichan sounds like burrito. I'm hungry.
Bad: I can't stop eating.
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Good: I gots chicken for eating, AND I got it discounted!
Bad: I had to work 4 hours to get it.
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Good: You worked up an appetite for that Chicken
Bad: I don't think its been fried... or killed yet .___.
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Good: Ratty hasn't been to work lately.
Bad: Fatty has, however, and has been eating everything.
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Good: If Fatty keeps on eating everything, he'll become so overweight that all of the ladies will look else where for lovin'.
Bad: Just missing the chance to talk to a friend. ._.
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GOOD: You will contact them next time and have much fun and food
BAD: My hands are freezing and there are no women around to help make them warm and functioning again :(
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Good: You will become more resiliant to the powers of ICE.
Bad: You still haven't figured out how to open your box of Pop-Tarts (TM)
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Good: You have cereal instead.
Bad: The milk is still frozen.
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Good: Having a way to ask someone to warm up your milk without sounding perverted.
Bad: Working on finding Financial Aid so you can go to college.
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Good: You will meet new friends, mature, learn new things, become a better person, find enlightenment, and/or party hard if you go to college.
Bad: Trying to do more than 2 of the above at once often leads to fatigue.
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Good: Sleep.
BAd: Nightmares about Hyperguy.
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good: stomping Nightmare like the little bitch he is
bad: 20 concecutive ringouts from the Night Terror
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Good: Finally defeating Night Terror
Bad: Nightmares about Sorrowful.
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Good: Erotic nightmares about Sorrowful.
Bad: Gots ta' warsh the sheets.
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Good: Rinse out that incriminating evidence... -_-
Bad: Thinking about why women don't get pregnant just swimming in the ocean...
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Good: Semen has a lifespan of only a few days.
Bad: It only takes a drop to get a woman pregnant.
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Good: Pregnant chicks are smokin'!
Bad: Smokin' is bad for pregnant chicks.
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Good: Icy isn't filled with a child and is going to keep it that way for a while. o_o;;;
Bad: Noticing that you haven't had a good kiss in over two years. -____-
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Good: Enjoying a good wank all by yerself.
Bad: Rinse out that incriminating evidence... -_-
-Oh, no! Now we're stuck in a feedback loop!-
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Good: Feedback loops total destroy those rampaging killbots.
Bad: Some of my best friends were killbots.
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Good: No one has any beef with you.
Bad: No turkey either.
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Good: We can get some chicken instead.
Bad: If it's not fried, Ratty will have fits.
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Good: I hear that Ratty has gorgeous fits.
Bad: My hearing isn't quite what it used to be.
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Good: Thinking that what you really heard is that Ratty has gorgeous tits.
Bad: Ratty isn't old enough to have tits yet.
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Good: Neither is Emma Watson but she was still looking kinda hawt in the last Harry Potter movie.
Bad: The noted illegalities of thinking Emma Watson looks 'kinda hawt'.
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Good: It's quite legal to think she's nawt.
Bad: Nawt can also be written: "knot"
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Good: you cut that "knot" and move forward in power like Alexander the Great
Bad: I just found a cursed evil doll =(
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Good: Its evil pales in comparrison to your own, so inflate 'er and do as thou wilt!
Bad: I've misplaced my hole patching kit! /weeps
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Good: You will be unable to abuse evil cursed dolls now! YOU ARE THWARTED
Bad: I think I have a fever
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Good: Here have this frozen yougrt I bought, I call it FROGURT!
Bad: The frogurt is also cursed.
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Good: After 255 bites the frogurt gives you X-ray vision X_X
Bad: Enduring 255 bites of frogurt.
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Good: DualSoul is posting again! :D!
Bad: About frogurt... D:
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Good: At least it isn't Go-Gurt (Which makes me think of cock, yummy)
Bad: The fact I just said yummy cock
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Good: Bill just came out! You go girl!
Bad: Why'd you wait so long? National Coming Out Day was last month, girlfriend.
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good: waiting that extra month will cause him to explode with gayness! : D
bad: school is ruining my life
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good: maybe someday I'll be smart
bad: not realizing that I wasn't signed in for that last post
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Good: Well, now apparently PT has come out (as the guest poster)!
Bad: Am I the only guy around here who digs on chicks too?
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Good: You aren't the only one that digs chicks.
Bad: But that means competition. I CHALLENGE YOU!
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Good: Real men are made of challenges.
Bad: Being a henchman or extra being challenged by a main character.
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Good: You can always brace for impact!
Bad: You're a lead character and you've made a promise to come back home to your waiting girlfriend.
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Good: You'll see her again when SHE dies.
Bad: I'm too much of a loser to get a girlfriend.
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Good: You won't have to worry about accidental things like pregnancy and child support that follows.
Bad: A Wyvern approachs! What do you do?
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Good: Beat the shit out of it.
Bad: Eww, shit everywhere.
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Good: At least you didn't beat the semen out of it.
Bad: Whoops, my CD just skipped and everyone just heard you let one rip.
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Good: You blame it on the family pet and hope he/she/they don't get put down :0
Bad: Pets farting :(
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Good: It's not Grandparent farts
Bad: Using too many cliché fart jokes
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good: it's better then actually being around when the farts are taking place
bad: freezing to death...thank you michigan
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good: at least it makes more sense then freezing to death in the tropics
Bad: thinking about the tropics while your freezing your ass off
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Good: Realizing the tropics have all those hurricanes and stuff.
Bad: Your sword breaking in the middle of battle.
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Good: Getting to chill and drink Budweiser with Dwarves as your sword gets repaired.
Bad: Dwarven Ale gives you a Level 30 hangover.
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Good: The persistent dull irritation from that hangover just may contribute to a berserker rage!
Bad: The incredible body heat generated during a berserker rage has been shown to contribute to infertility in males. No little berserkers.
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good: thats not the only way to stir up incredible body heat
bad: trying to christmas shop for four people with only $40 and a $10 dollar victorias secret card
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good: finally being done with christmas shopping
bad: killing this thread : (
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Good: Reviving this thread.
Bad: Not being able to take out the time to reply to threads I've been wanting to reply to since the beginning of the week because I wanted to upgrade the forum and it took a good 3-4 days just to get everything back to working order again. O_o
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Good: You are progessing!
Bad: We lost the links to upload images in post again =(
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Son of a biscuit.
Good: The links for uploading images shouldn't be too difficult to re-implement.
Bad: Re-implementing takes time.
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Good: Time = money
Bad: Money
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Good: You can shoot the people who have the money in the face and take it.
Bad: Guess who else has thought of this once YOU have the money.
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good: at least dying doesnt hurt
bad: there is a possibility one might survive
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Good: At least we know the Konami Code works in that case.
Bad: Those 30 lives DO still eventually turn to 0 lives.
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Good: You still have 3 Continues :D
Bad: You got to Level 7 on Contra D:
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Good: One level to go.
Bad: Look where that mentality got me with RPGs. Applies here too, just in different ways.
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Good: At least by then. you're strong!
Bad: You'll be old and gray by the time you're unstoppable in Disgaea.
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GOOD: Age can have certain privelages...
BAD: But most of them involve keeping the bathroom to yourself after a REALLY high fiber meal.
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Good: NOBODY asks questions when you tell them in your raspy voice that you need to use the toilet.
Bad: Thanks to senility you don't even realize that there's nobody there to tell this in the first place.