Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Hyperguy on November 14, 2005, 12:52:28 pm
Title: proceed to watching Hentai sweeties scream from hard insertions
Post by: Hyperguy on November 14, 2005, 12:52:28 pm
So, I got this e-mail in my inbox and it goes a little like this:
Date: 10/14/2005 23:23:54 -0700 From: Brogan Matthew <matthewhzpu@yahoo.com> To: takayuki@hyperguy.net Subject: proceed to watching Hentai sweeties scream from hard insertions
see them perform Cartoon Untouched blooming girls are eager to get in some hot, hard touch! MANGA Innocent princesses are begging for some hot attention. Don’t keep these tight hotties waiting!
<link removed because it's too fucking retarded to post here> HENTAI, ANIME Nasty innocent honeys are exploring hardcore territories of stretching and creaming!
Hentai Tiny holes have to handle some really widening penetrations, and they enjoy it!
</end spam>
So I really got to ask...
Who the hell writes this crap? How hard do you have to be hit with the retard stick to come up with such captivating phrases like "see them perform Cartoon Untouched blooming girls are eager to get in some hot, hard touch!" and "HENTAI, ANIME Nasty innocent honeys are exploring hardcore territories of stretching and creaming!" ?
Nay, this couldn't have been written by a native English speaker. There just isn't enough creative spelling. But seriously, I think we could do better. If you were writing a letter like this, how would you word it?
Personally, I'd go with something like....
Date: 10/14/2005 23:23:54 -0700 From: Brogan Matthew <matthewhzpu@yahoo.com> To: takayuki@hyperguy.net Subject: HOLY FUCK PORN
Hither to, fine ladies are waiting for you to thrust yonder meat demon unto wanton apple pie of sweetness. Juicyness akin to deluxe slip and slides abound, fair traveler of internets! Dost large eyes and shiny hair harden thy resolve?
Nay, the largest eyes and fairest skin are bountyfull amongst our steamy site's offerings!
http://www.yeoldecartoonfuck.cum/milk_maids_in_heat.html The gamut of their fingering finely surpasses musical notes of thy suculent sounding lute, for shizzle.
</end ye spam>
Title: Re: proceed to watching Hentai sweeties scream from hard insertions
Post by: JG on November 14, 2005, 06:52:43 pm
Title: Re: proceed to watching Hentai sweeties scream from hard insertions
Post by: Icysnowgirl on November 16, 2005, 09:44:53 am
o_o;; Oh the things I'll read while bored.
Interesting translation from that mail HG.... o_o;
Title: Re: proceed to watching Hentai sweeties scream from hard insertions
Post by: Hyperguy on January 31, 2006, 11:27:44 am
Maybe now would be a good time to reply to Brogan Matthew's e-mail. I'll probably have to put it in the same language though, so I'll send him something with an e-mail subject line like "goat sluts goofed up on herbal viagra are waiting for you! click now!"