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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:16:24 pm

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:16:24 pm

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This here is an insane forum man...

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:19:20 pm

I'm just spamming for 200 points, but I'll try to make it interesting.  You know ... I HAVE to know what the damn hell they are saying, in English, even though it doesn't really matter, right?  You know what's crazy?  How long the Japanese spend on MAKING PORN!  I mean, they have to sit in front of the computer for hours, or acutally learn art and shit?  I mean, this is highly dedicated porn!

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:20:50 pm

I think its possible to calculate the exact number of man-hours -- its gotta be through the roof!  Have you seen the BACKGROUND pictures in some of these games?  They are like paintings!  Why would you spend so long on the background?  So that's whats crazy to me, but sort of comprehensible.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:22:26 pm

Anyways, I think it has something to do with the way writing works.  But you know what else is weird?  Like, you know how Monet spend hours and hours on a painting, and its great art.  Or, anyone, painting takes a long time.  But "great art" in Japan is just a few brushstrokes!  It's like, high art takes a few minutes, and porn takes hours!!!

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: ROMate on May 25, 2008, 10:22:58 pm

Glad you confessed your intent. Gotta give you some respect. But...why do it in such an old thread? At least try to post meaningful content in some of the more recent topics. Otherwise, make yourself a spam thread and go nuts. =) Hope you stick around even after you attain those 200 hueys.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:24:48 pm

So, that's really weird, I think.  I think it has to do with science, or information, or something.  Suddenly, you can't express a single thing, but you express like a million things at once, and its all cumulative.  Anyways, I think most porn games are really bad, because its just so ridiculous sometimes.  Why is viper so awesome?  It's like, there's no backgrounds, and its pixelated.  I don't think it would be as good, withotu the pixelation!

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:25:22 pm

So the question is, what is so awesome about pixels?  What is so awesome about very few colors, and a lack of detail?

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:26:09 pm

What primal force does this pixelation appeal to?  How the hell did we ever "evolve" a attraction to pixels, and to blank patches, and stuff?

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:26:50 pm

Well, it's an interesting question.   I think what makes Viper so great is that it is 3D, it is like, more 3D than any of the games with a soup of details.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:27:55 pm

Like, there is a real sense of space in the viper games ... I'm actually not sure.  It's really weird, why  this minimalism is so hot.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:29:00 pm

It might not really be space though, since actual 3D games, like artificial girl or something, aren't really that hot.  Well, artificial girl is nice because of all the "virtual" work you have to put in, building stats and stuff!  It gives you a sense of something RESISTING.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:29:53 pm

To tell you the truth, the porn from those drawing boards are hot too, when its like, made in just MS Paint.  I don't know why, I don't know what is so attractive about this minimalism.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:30:57 pm

There is definitely a sense of labor in these games, like, some primal ancient reasoning in the back of your head makes you think its more "real" or something because you worked for it, somehow.  Like, even scrolling through lines of indecipherable text.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:31:40 pm

I don't know, it's just so strange.  Maybe it's because you don't want anything to distract you or something.  Like, Imperfections?

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:32:16 pm

I even like to turn the voices on even though I don't understand them.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:32:52 pm

It's soo werid!  I remember when I first had sex, it was absolutely nothing like I thought it would be.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:33:39 pm

I don't even think that sex is "more real" somehow.  It seemed too easy maybe.  You are always suprised at how easy it is, and how you don't ahve to work for it.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:34:08 pm

Make up sex is always awesome though -- you definitely deserve it.  You worked for that shit.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:35:08 pm

Yeah, so, I don't know.  I think there is something really weird in porn games, like, the combination of the blank space, and the labor, and the colors.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:35:43 pm

Not that it's really possible to appreciate, like, pixel porn or something.  Like ASCII porn.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:36:18 pm

Anyways, sex is weird.  It's definitely not natural.  I'm definitely not homophobic, it's just as weird as everything else.

Title: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: trashy on May 25, 2008, 10:37:25 pm

Well, anyways, sorry for the spam, but thanks for the English verion of viper.  I've always wondered what it would say.

Title: Re: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: ROMate on May 25, 2008, 10:50:15 pm

Split the topic to keep the old one clean. Not gonna bother locking it; unless someone jumps on one of the posts in here and replies, it'll take care of itself.

Title: Re: Trashy's Spam Rampage
Post by: bfg00 on May 26, 2008, 01:05:51 pm

Wow this is just plain epic.  Nice job +1 rep.