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Title: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 11:46:12 am
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Pancake promises a delicious, easily-made breakfast for all users! Vote Pancake for Breakfast in 2008!
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: EnsignRyusei on March 31, 2008, 11:47:26 am
Yes, vote pancake!
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 31, 2008, 11:50:21 am
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Pancake promises a delicious, easily-made breakfast for all users! Vote Pancake for Breakfast in 2008!

Total +rep for that. ...>.> We should have an emoticon for +rep, like on... ::Whispers:: DeviantArt.... ::Hides before Atrician attacks::
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Ellendesu on March 31, 2008, 11:53:15 am
DeviantArt

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Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 31, 2008, 11:56:38 am
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::Bursts into tears:: SO SCARY! MAKE IT GO AWAY! IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE THINGS IN 'I AM LEGEND'. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 12:01:19 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/Feist/Breakfast08.jpg)

Pancake has just confirmed rumors that it's running mate is indeed Sausage! This hearty breakfast combo is going to go all the way to the table!
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 31, 2008, 12:03:40 pm
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Pancake has just confirmed rumors that it's running mate is indeed Sausage! This hearty breakfast combo is going to go all the way to the table!
ILU
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Ellendesu on March 31, 2008, 12:07:35 pm
I LOVE GLUE! =D
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 31, 2008, 12:08:36 pm
I LOVE GLUE! =D
Well THAT explains a lot. Bu dum CHING! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: ROMate on April 01, 2008, 10:07:17 am
Our latest story: Comedian Lewis Black visits the International House of Pancakes as a means to calm down, and uses it as a platform to launch comedy gold.

Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: bfg00 on April 01, 2008, 05:06:26 pm
Our latest story: Comedian Lewis Black visits the International House of Pancakes as a means to calm down, and uses it as a platform to launch comedy gold.

[youtube=425,350]vQ3-IQ6zVmA[/youtube]

I will agree with that IHOP will always be comedy gold.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Claver on April 03, 2008, 10:25:14 am
Pancake takes no special equipment other than a griddle to be prepared and enjoyed.

Recent Polls suggest that it is Pancake's lack of required specialized cookware makes Pancake a more approachable candidate for the public.

Sausage's eclectic diversity apparently factors in with pollsters as well.

One man was heard to say, "I can get a patty or a link?  OH SNAP, NIGGAS!  IT'S BREAKFAST MY WAY!"

Pancake and Sausage can't keep a black man down about his breakfast.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: ROMate on April 03, 2008, 06:42:11 pm
My God, win runs in our family. XD
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: JG on April 03, 2008, 08:47:39 pm
Pancake takes no special equipment other than a griddle to be prepared and enjoyed.

BREAKING NEWS:
Upon hearing this statement, Pancake's longtime associate and business partner, SPATULA, has bolted from the Pancake camp and has suprisingly chosen to instead endorse Waffle for breakfast.  KNIFE and FORK have jointly announced that they will be also be supporting Waffle, releasing a short statement declaring, "If Pancake thinks it can be enjoyed by itself, it's flat-out wrong."





Pancake is doomed!
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: ROMate on April 03, 2008, 08:50:40 pm
Pancake has issued a statement reminding it's utensil allies that just because they are not required, does not mean their support is not appreciated. This apology was unanimously accepted and the alliance has been re-established.

Pancake is an excellent negotiator and truly cares for it's supporters.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Claver on April 05, 2008, 12:08:53 am
Quote
BREAKING NEWS:
Upon hearing this statement, Pancake's longtime associate and business partner, SPATULA, has bolted from the Pancake camp and has suprisingly chosen to instead endorse Waffle for breakfast.  KNIFE and FORK have jointly announced that they will be also be supporting Waffle, releasing a short statement declaring, "If Pancake thinks it can be enjoyed by itself, it's flat-out wrong."





Pancake is doomed!

SPATULA is of course optional.  Hardcore preparers of Pancake can in fact do it by flipping the pancake with the griddle.

KNIFE and FORK are required for eating Pancake, not its preparation.

However, should KNIFE and FORK be absent from the Breakfast Table, Pancake can be folded or rolled up and eaten by hand.

Pancake will never be limited by situational happenstance.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: JG on April 05, 2008, 04:58:06 pm
KNIFE and FORK are required for eating Pancake, not its preparation.

Once again Pancake's priorities are misplaced.  To Waffle, no phase of breakfast is more important than consumption.


WAFFLE: MASTICABLE ENJOYMENT IS PARAMOUNT
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: ROMate on April 05, 2008, 10:13:08 pm
Pancake will not have the path to its  consumption hindered by such specialized contraptions as a waffle iron. Pancake's focus on preparation only serves to speed the way to the more enjoyable Consumption phase. Pancake believes strongly in efficiency of all phases, regardless of how enjoyable or desirable they may be.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: JG on April 06, 2008, 07:59:44 pm
... speed the way to the more enjoyable Consumption phase. Pancake believes strongly in efficiency of all phases, regardless of how enjoyable or desirable they may be.

And yet, some brands of Waffle come in pre-packaged, toaster-ready forms.  Breakfasters can go from hunger to complete satisfaction in under a minute when they choose Waffle.  Pancake can not make that same claim, taking at least three times as long to prepare.

(You better let your brother do the arguing from now on.  He's better at it.)



WAFFLE: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T WAIT TO ENJOY IT
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Claver on April 06, 2008, 09:27:35 pm
Pancake would also like to note that it also has "instant" forms of preparation.

However, Pancake proudly announces that whether preparation takes one minute or five, consumers of Pancake will NEVER EVER have to worry that their Pancake did not thaw all the way through or risk burning Pancake during the thawing process.


Pancake will always be fresh.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: MMX on April 16, 2008, 09:29:50 pm
Pancake will always be fresh.

Now that's a campaign slogan.  Pancake is Will Smith?
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: bfg00 on April 16, 2008, 10:42:27 pm
Now that's a campaign slogan.  Pancake is Will Smith?

Pancake may be a prince but Waffle is the King!
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: MMX on April 19, 2008, 04:43:51 pm
I thought Burger was King?
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Xierfrogs on April 19, 2008, 06:48:50 pm
France is the king of italy
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: bfg00 on April 20, 2008, 03:43:09 pm
I thought Burger was King?

King of Dinner maybe but certainly not of breakfast.

France is the king of italy

I didn't think France was capable of being king of anybody.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Xierfrogs on April 20, 2008, 06:16:32 pm
I didn't think France was capable of being king of anybody.

It just used to be defined on urban dictionary as such.
but they took that definitiondown or something, because it's gone.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: MMX on April 20, 2008, 06:34:39 pm
I didn't think France was capable of being king of anybody.

I played the demo for Bladestorm on the French side and we were pwning the British pretty badly at Normandy so it's totally possible @o@
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: prominence on April 20, 2008, 08:49:42 pm
lol untitled comedy
http://untitledcomedy.com/comics.php?id=281

also, burger is not breakfast.  burger is cow.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: bfg00 on April 21, 2008, 05:21:26 pm
also, burger is not breakfast.  burger is cow.

Too true, too true.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: MMX on April 23, 2008, 09:12:06 pm
Whoever said cow was not breakfast?  sure cowpies are not breakfast - but fleshy meaty cows are breakfast.  EAT COW.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: bfg00 on April 23, 2008, 10:24:06 pm
Whoever said cow was not breakfast?  sure cowpies are not breakfast - but fleshy meaty cows are breakfast.  EAT COW.

Now there is something I think we can all agree on.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Bunnygirluva on April 27, 2008, 05:14:38 pm
Pancake will always be fresh.

That's about as true as it gets where I work. Pancake's asking price at the Children's Hospital cafeteria is 50¢ AND made exactly when you order (also he comes iHop style; huge and fluffy), where at the main hospital cafeteria, Waffle is either there sometimes or not at all and he wants 85¢ and he's been sitting around ALL day! Clearly Pancake cares about quality of life and is VERY reliable. Waffle just sits there scratching his crotch and shows up to work when he feels like it.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: JG on April 27, 2008, 06:10:09 pm
I think you misunderstand.  It takes more than one pancake to equal the satisfaction one derives from the consumption of a single waffle, so the waffle is actually a bargain.  Or should be if it was properly prepared.

Waffle is very disappointed that your main cafeteria doesn't provide an iron to make them fresh from scratch.  Therefore, if selected, Waffle has promised to provide free irons to all hospital cafeterias to further the pursuit of public health.


WAFFLE: FRESHLY SERVED IT SERVES YOU BACK.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Xierfrogs on April 27, 2008, 09:18:28 pm

Waffle is very disappointed that your main cafeteria doesn't provide an iron to make them fresh from scratch. 

Our cafeteria does!
:D
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Bunnygirluva on April 30, 2008, 12:08:54 am
I think you misunderstand.  It takes more than one pancake to equal the satisfaction one derives from the consumption of a single waffle, so the waffle is actually a bargain.  Or should be if it was properly prepared.

Waffle is very disappointed that your main cafeteria doesn't provide an iron to make them fresh from scratch.  Therefore, if selected, Waffle has promised to provide free irons to all hospital cafeterias to further the pursuit of public health.


WAFFLE: FRESHLY SERVED IT SERVES YOU BACK.

I find that hard to believe, for Waffle's been like this for the past 10 years or so. However, if the Children's Hospital is willing to put a griddle, I may rethink things. I don't ask for much. :)
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: MMX on May 02, 2008, 08:50:40 pm
The war will never rest until a peaceful compromise can be reached =\

Alas I am not man (machine?) enough for such an agreement, as my last attempt failed so wondrously horribly.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Ellendesu on May 03, 2008, 09:02:04 am
I confess, for breakfast this morning I had a Wafflewich.

Wafflewich
2 Buttermilk Waffles
Peanut Butter
Maple Syrup

lightly spread as to not allow it to drip out from between the waffles, however it is also noted that the holes in the waffles hold the syrup in quite well.

Due to the falling away of former pancake supporter BubblegumCake and myself, I am able to fully voice my support of the superior waffle.

As for waffles costing more than pancakes. Well of course! Don't you pay more for nicer clothes? For better technology? For better medicine? Then why shouldn't you pay more for the better food? 

Pancakes are the breakfast of the lazy and un-inspired. Who wish to not create works of art like the Wafflewich.

This war isn't over, its just begun.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: Xierfrogs on May 03, 2008, 09:36:08 am
YOU ARE THE AMAZING.
Title: Re: Pancake for Breakfast!
Post by: bfg00 on May 03, 2008, 01:13:33 pm
I confess, for breakfast this morning I had a Wafflewich.

Wafflewich
2 Buttermilk Waffles
Peanut Butter
Maple Syrup

lightly spread as to not allow it to drip out from between the waffles, however it is also noted that the holes in the waffles hold the syrup in quite well.

Due to the falling away of former pancake supporter BubblegumCake and myself, I am able to fully voice my support of the superior waffle.

As for waffles costing more than pancakes. Well of course! Don't you pay more for nicer clothes? For better technology? For better medicine? Then why shouldn't you pay more for the better food? 

Pancakes are the breakfast of the lazy and un-inspired. Who wish to not create works of art like the Wafflewich.

This war isn't over, its just begun.

Glad to have you on the Waffle team!