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Title: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 18, 2008, 09:25:23 am
Well congress, turns out I've got an issue here.

No matter how much I exercise, my body will not be able to get rid of the excess skin leftover from me being obese, this means I have to get surgery to remove it, as well as stretch marks. It sucks, but this is the only way I'll get rid of my "gut" which isn't even really there, as its mostly skin.

Do any of you guys have any idea how much this sort of procedure costs? Because I need to start saving up now.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 18, 2008, 09:28:14 am
cripes
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 18, 2008, 09:35:32 am
cripes

Whats to cripes about? I notice you don't care much for me posting about anything health or fitness related.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 18, 2008, 09:38:04 am
Not that I don't care, i just have little to say about it.

Ok, you're healthy. If that improves your Base Attack Bonus and Reflex save, then good.

If not, it doesn't catch my eye particularly.

and I was cripsing about the surgery costs, which won't be cheap. Because doctors are dicks.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 18, 2008, 03:28:02 pm
I don't know, but I'm betting a 4 to 6 digit number.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 18, 2008, 03:52:39 pm
I don't know, but I'm betting a 4 to 6 digit number.
Oh, ROMate-san, Always so helpful.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 18, 2008, 06:05:20 pm
Like Xierfrogs was any more helpful than I was. =P
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 18, 2008, 06:38:57 pm
Like Xierfrogs was any more helpful than I was. =P

IS THAT A CHALLENGE!?!?

Roll initiative.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 18, 2008, 09:06:01 pm
19
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 18, 2008, 09:10:15 pm
HAH!

natural 20, and I took Improved Initiative, oh and did I mention I'm divine rank 18 and took divine initiative, and my Dex score is 45? that brings it to...59.

Deathcat says...

make a fortitude save,
a will save
seventeen reflex saves

and then walk off to look for ameeeeerrriicaaaaaa...
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 18, 2008, 09:30:09 pm
I also cast Wish on Will so he doesn't has to be knifed by doctors
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 18, 2008, 11:42:07 pm
HAH!

natural 20, and I took Improved Initiative, oh and did I mention I'm divine rank 18 and took divine initiative, and my Dex score is 45? that brings it to...59.

Deathcat says...

make a fortitude save,
a will save
seventeen reflex saves

and then walk off to look for ameeeeerrriicaaaaaa...
I'm a mod. You can never beat me on this forum, no matter what you have.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Hyperguy on March 19, 2008, 01:36:30 am
:unmods:  :bigtran
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 19, 2008, 09:04:04 am
^^
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 19, 2008, 09:21:32 am
:unmods:  :bigtran

Oh dude, can you imagine what would happen if you unmodded him?

I can see it now.

------------------------
HG: :unmods:  :bigtran
RM: WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS FUCK!? WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING! UHHHHHHGHGHGHGNGGGHAGHAGHAGHAAAAAAAA!!!!
XIER: HAHAHAHHA! I WIN!
RM: HYPERGUY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHY WOULD YO-

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/1205682031740.jpg)

NRGGGGGG!

---------------------------

And thats what would happen.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 19, 2008, 09:35:14 am
Now I feel bad...

True Resurrection

In all seriousness, what i found was somewhere between 3-10k, but that was for a specific procedure (tummy tuck).
It's dumb how many hits I got but how few had information I wanted....
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 19, 2008, 10:06:14 am
Well, I don't have that kind of money, so my trainer/friend Dan and I worked out a new plan yesterday at the gym, which is to say - I will now be "bulking" instead of "cutting" which essentially means I'm going to put on abou 30-40 pounds of muscle, to fill in this loose skin.

I will post pictures of my progress in this thread. =P

Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Hyperguy on March 19, 2008, 04:30:21 pm
Oh dude, can you imagine what would happen if you unmodded him?
I don't think I can.  ROMate's power level is just too strong now.  If I did, he'd probably come back even stronger, and I'm scared to find out what rank's higher than administrator.

Could it be...That unmodding him would awaken his latent abilities and allow him to turn into a Super Admin?  I shudder at the thought. O_o

As for your loose skin, the answer is obvious.

Make pork grinds.  Duh.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: JG on March 19, 2008, 10:16:08 pm
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/1205682031740.jpg)

NRGGGGGG!


No, no, no.  He's indestructible, remember?  If you hear him go "NRGGGGG!" its probably time to make a hasty exit.

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03/hulkstill_450x250.jpg)









Could it be...That unmodding him would awaken his latent abilities and allow him to turn into a Super Admin?  I shudder at the thought. O_o


I can see it now:

(http://www.jonathandgriffith.com/images/forum/romate_net.jpg)
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 20, 2008, 02:42:32 am
That banner has avoided Hulk-out...FOR NOW. >=D Good work JG. Rep 4 u.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 20, 2008, 09:42:32 am
I'm a mod. You can never beat me on this forum, no matter what you have.

Oh yeah? I raise you a pair of boobs and a vagina. Beat that.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 20, 2008, 04:48:48 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/Feist/hasabanhammer.jpg)

>=D I totally win.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 20, 2008, 05:27:14 pm
I go with bubblegumcake on this front...banhammers are cool but...

yeah.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 20, 2008, 06:07:04 pm
Her breasts and vagina, being located far from me, are powerless to stop the swing of my mighty banhammer, which will eject her from this forum once and for all. Therefore, we put the win on my record.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 20, 2008, 06:17:35 pm
Her breasts and vagina, being located far from me, are powerless to stop the swing of my mighty banhammer, which will eject her from this forum once and for all. Therefore, we put the win on my record.
Pshh... Get off your high horse. My breasts compel all. Even your non-visable Banhammer.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Mirai Doft on March 20, 2008, 07:04:24 pm
Pshh... Get off your high horse. My breasts compel all. Even your non-visable Banhammer.
Unless you post your breasts, they too can be considered non-visable.
please don't hit me I'm joking
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 20, 2008, 08:00:13 pm
Doft may be joking, but he's right. Half the power of boobs is that we see them and are rendered dumbstruck. The other half is just you talking about it, and that power has been watered down by the whole "pics plz" attitude of the internets.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Hyperguy on March 20, 2008, 08:59:58 pm
(http://www.sognadigitalmuseum.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=1668.0;attach=501;image)

Here, everyone's a super saiyan. :bigtran
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 20, 2008, 09:01:42 pm
Holy shit that's PERFECT.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: JG on March 20, 2008, 09:11:13 pm
Hory clap HG, that's more awesome than either ROMate's banhammer or Cake's supposedly invisible breasts.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 20, 2008, 09:34:43 pm
Admin>Mod>Boobs

Behold the hierarchy.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 21, 2008, 10:55:19 am
This thread has been hijacked more than *Horrible hijacking reference here that I am not quite mean enough to post*.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 21, 2008, 11:47:44 am
Dude, crazy shit always goes down when people roll initiative.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Xierfrogs on March 21, 2008, 12:21:24 pm
*shudder*

Redneck trees....

*shudder twitch twitch*
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 21, 2008, 10:07:37 pm
I'm sorry. But boobs are WAY better than Mods.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 21, 2008, 10:16:48 pm
I'm sorry. But boobs are WAY better than Mods.

I agree
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: JG on March 21, 2008, 10:30:14 pm
I'm sorry. But boobs are WAY better than Mods.

Boobs are better than I am, and I'm a mod, so by the transitive property I'm compelled to agree as well.

And based on my personal preferences, I'd also take them over Admin.  (Yes, even the ROMate hulked-up super-admin version.)



Oh, and "Boobs are better than mods" is another great Hyperguy.net banner slogan that will probably never make it into a real banner image.





This thread has been hijacked

Such things never happened around here into you showed up.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 21, 2008, 10:41:22 pm
JG, I'm gonna get around to looking for those cards for you as soon as I get moved in next week where they're currently at, none of my stuff is here at my apartment, its up at the house I'm moving to, so I'll let you know via PM what I got and don't got.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 22, 2008, 12:02:54 am
If we made that a banner, the system would fall apart. I don't even wanna think about what a Congress of Awesome headed by Yuna and Cake would be like. I'd probably get bored and leave. >.>
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 22, 2008, 01:04:59 am
Pshhh... Sure you would.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Mirai Doft on March 22, 2008, 02:50:18 am
Oh, and "Boobs are better than mods" is another great Hyperguy.net banner slogan that will probably never make it into a real banner image.
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9921/image4he2.png)
The hardest part of was picking which boobs to use, they are all beautiful *¬*
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 22, 2008, 03:05:12 am
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9921/image4he2.png)
The hardest part of was picking which boobs to use, they are all beautiful *¬*
Hahaha. lol. Nice.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: bbqostrich-sama on March 22, 2008, 03:54:44 am
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9921/image4he2.png)
The hardest part of was picking which boobs to use, they are all beautiful *¬*

I approve! :O
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on March 22, 2008, 05:52:30 am
*walks in, sees new possible banner*  O_O

I DEFINITELY approve, but...  why is one boob bigger than the other...?  D=

Geez, if you're going to B.E. the chick, do them EVENLY.  Lopsided boobs are just... no.  >_<

And yeah, boobs ARE > mods.  I think they're > just about most anything nowadays, though video games and anime come pretty damn close.  :3
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 22, 2008, 09:41:56 am
Pshhh... Sure you would.
I totally would. A site about jrock, anime, and do-it-yourself cosplay simply doesn't appeal.

Also lolz @ Tetsaru bitching.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 22, 2008, 10:12:15 am
*walks in, sees new possible banner*  O_O

I DEFINITELY approve, but...  why is one boob bigger than the other...?  D=

Geez, if you're going to B.E. the chick, do them EVENLY.  Lopsided boobs are just... no.  >_<

And yeah, boobs ARE > mods.  I think they're > just about most anything nowadays, though video games and anime come pretty damn close.  :3

O HI THAR
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: bfg00 on March 22, 2008, 12:11:30 pm
Just to add fuel to the fire, I also agree that boobs are > mods.  Also that banner is pretty awesome, which reminds me, we have been a little lax in banner making as of late.  Not that I'm helping that.

Also threads are made to be derailed.  It is their state of nature and a physical law.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 22, 2008, 12:44:55 pm
I totally would. A site about jrock, anime, and do-it-yourself cosplay simply doesn't appeal.

Also lolz @ Tetsaru bitching.
OMG. You're such a hard ass! You don't even know me! I don't even LIKE jrock! And 90% of cosplay is DONE BY ONESELF. GB2 Real LIfe.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 22, 2008, 03:46:34 pm
Jrock is Yuna's contribution to Fem-Hyperguy.net =P You're not the only girl on-site.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 22, 2008, 04:22:37 pm
Oh go screw yourself.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 22, 2008, 04:44:32 pm
I'm not nearly flexible enough.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on March 23, 2008, 05:15:38 am
O HI THAR

HERRO!  :3

*reads through entire thread this time*

Man, sorry to hear about this loose skin problem.  ;_;  I hope you can get it taken care of easily.  Finding enough money to pay for surgery is one thing, but I'd be scared shitless to go under the knife...  Bad experience as a child when the doctors were taking a sample of my blood has made me wary of going for check-ups and to hospitals ever since.  Needles remain my worst fear to this very day...  >_<

But... I can't help but think that maybe you went about this OMGIGOTTAGETINTOSHAPE a bit too fast, and now you're facing one of the negative things about it, though I still give you MAJOR props for devoting yourself to it.  Even though I'm around 190 lbs myself (last I checked, anyway), I'm sure a good lot of it isn't muscle.  However, I still feel that I've gradually become strong enough, simply from being in things like marching band and my workplace for so long.  Ever tried sprinting about 15 yards across a football field in a good 4 measures of music, with a bass drum strapped to your chest during 100-degree weather?  Or how about moving over a ton of potting soil off of a Wal-Mart truck that's poorly aligned with the loading dock, out of the receiving area, across the store during peak hours, and finally past the doors to the garden center patio BY YOURSELF??  Hells yeah, it's physically demanding.  Still, I'm sure you're a lot stronger than I am, but there's my point.

Oh, and there's one more important revelation that I should tell you guys...

>_>

<_<;

O_O

...Boobs are made of fat.  D=
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 23, 2008, 08:41:36 am
You're 190 pounds? I'm 190 pounds! Lets be friends!

Peanut butter is made of peanuts.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 23, 2008, 10:46:53 am

...Boobs are made of fat.  D=
O yase. One of my friends is worried that she'll lose hers with the rest of her fat as she conitnues to exercise. XD
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 23, 2008, 10:52:47 am
O yase. One of my friends is worried that she'll lose hers with the rest of her fat as she conitnues to exercise. XD

No offense, but thats a big excuse used frequently by fat girls who don't want to have to put forth effort and work out. I've heard it SO many times.

Me: Well, you need to exercise, and eat better, to lose fat.
300 pound woman: BUT I DUN WANNA LOSE MAH BOOBIES THEY ARE BIG AND NATURAL REAL WOMENZ HAVE CURVES LIKE DEZE.
Me: Okay, I'm going to go vomit now. You should do the same - To lose fat.
3PW: Will that be easier? Will I loze mah boobiz?

Fucking fat women.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 23, 2008, 11:05:32 am
She's nowhere near fat, but she knows she isn't as in shape as she used to be. She's like me; we were both athletes through high school, hit college, lost our athletic ability and went 'Oh shit, fuck this" and decided to get back in shape.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: Ellendesu on March 23, 2008, 11:06:29 am
My stance on the excuse still stands. As someone who has to constantly talk to fat women who demand to know how I lost 200 pounds, I hear it constantly.

Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 23, 2008, 11:14:45 am
O yase, but I wanted to clarify about the person I mentioned.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: bfg00 on March 23, 2008, 03:03:27 pm
Ever tried sprinting about 15 yards across a football field in a good 4 measures of music, with a bass drum strapped to your chest during 100-degree weather? 

Actually I have done something equivalent which is to play Sousaphone in Husky Marching Band in the Rose Parade (a 7 mile parade in about 70 degree weather (Pasedena in the winter go figure)) then play a pep rally, then do pregame, halftime and postgame. Then have 4 hours of sleep and go to class the next day (stupid university president not moving classes back one day).  My body was out of wack for 2 weeks after that.  It was alot of fun but really exhausting.
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 23, 2008, 06:21:29 pm
This is why I quit Marching Band. ::Squeezes own boobs:: I don't care. I like my not-too-huge-not-too-small mammaries. XP
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: ROMate on March 23, 2008, 06:30:41 pm
For me, boobs are like a choice between Coke and Pepsi. I may state a preference, but I'll take whatever's on tap. XP
Title: Re: So I need to get surgery...
Post by: bfg00 on March 24, 2008, 05:16:55 pm
This is why I quit Marching Band.

Same here, mention the fact that I was starting to get into my upper division classes so I needed more time for homework.