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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: JG on February 23, 2008, 06:33:40 pm

Title: OH NOES!!
Post by: JG on February 23, 2008, 06:33:40 pm
The KFC closest to me has closed up shop.  They took the sign down, boarded up the windows... everything.  Now I have to go over twice as far to get moist, juicy, delectable morsels of fried chicken goodness.   Weep with me my fellow hyperguy.net regulars.







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This is the saddest story ever!  A tragedy I tell ya, a tragedy!
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Ellendesu on February 23, 2008, 06:51:27 pm
Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.

Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: YunaChou on February 23, 2008, 08:24:39 pm
I personally think KFC is nasty x:
I like making my own fried Chicken
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: DualSoul on February 23, 2008, 09:28:59 pm
Sad news indeed.  Though I don't frequent KFC that often myself (bi-monthly at best).
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 24, 2008, 12:14:27 am
Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.

Agreed.

Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: MMX on February 24, 2008, 03:30:59 pm
If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.



But beaten chicken are tastier than well-treated chickens.  They're beating the flavor right into their bodies!

Mmm, tastes like cruelty.




I have a confession.... I don't like fried chicken.... that much.  Or maybe KFC's is just too damn greasy for me.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 24, 2008, 05:50:46 pm
But beaten CHILDREN are tastier than well-treated CHILDREN.  They're beating the flavor right into their bodies!

Mmm, tastes like cruelty.

Mmm, tastes like years of psychotherapy.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Trapani21 on February 24, 2008, 07:27:38 pm
Good riddance I say,

Kentucky Fried Cruelty is one of the most terrible eating establishments in the country, they do horrible things to those animals.

If you want to eat chicken, at least eat chicken that wasn't tortured constantly before you got it.


That Colonel was always a shady one, I say.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: JG on February 24, 2008, 09:21:35 pm
Or maybe KFC's is just too damn greasy for me.

There's always the Extra Crispy recipe.  I highly recommend it if you eat in the restaurant, as KFC's own napkins are totally useless against Original recipe's greasiness.  (Note to any Yum! Brands employees reading this post: Add some freakin' texture to your napkins!)



And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Ellendesu on February 24, 2008, 09:34:24 pm
And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

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...

You are killing yourself. I hope you realize that.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 24, 2008, 10:05:25 pm

And what's up with all the KFC hatemongering going on it this thread?  It's a fantastic eatery, perhaps topped only by the KFC-Taco Bell combo shops.  (I wish I had one of those downtown during lunch hour...)

I always found lunch to be a good time to eat...you know...nutritious things? Salads?

NOTE: Be careful to order a SALAD, not a SLAAD.
Salad:
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/saladdamnit.jpg)

SLAAD!:
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/SLAADdamnit.jpg)
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Ellendesu on February 24, 2008, 10:07:40 pm
I always found lunch to be a good time to eat...you know...nutritious things? Salads?

NOTE: Be careful to order a SALAD, not a SLAAD.
Salad:
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/saladdamnit.jpg)

SLAAD!:
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii159/Fulgadrum/SLAADdamnit.jpg)

lol, my lunch today was a bowl of veggies, a piece of peanut butter toast, an apple and some grapes

I run a lot.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 24, 2008, 10:09:52 pm
lol, my lunch today was a bowl of veggies, a piece of peanut butter toast, an apple and some grapes

I run a lot.

I run a lot.

AWAY FROM SLAADS!

*shiver quake quake*

I think I forgot lunch today...
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: MMX on February 24, 2008, 10:10:05 pm
There's always the Extra Crispy recipe.  I highly recommend it if you eat in the restaurant, as KFC's own napkins are totally useless against Original recipe's greasiness.

All conventional napkin-wear is obsolete in the face of KFC's greasy destruction.  Only non-conventional weaponry, like atomic missiles and chemical warfare, can stand a chance.

That's why when we order it I end up walking up to our kitchen sink 3 to 5 times during the course of th emeal because for god's SAKE man I have to drink something every now and then and that means my hands have to actually touch a cup or a glass!  And they have to be able to hold onto the fucking thing without it shooting out of my grasp like a long range missile.

Will - You know you're killing yourself through many things.  Greasy chicken with greasy, fried batter is only on the middle; middle-top at best, of the list.

But yes, we know our own destruction is at hand.  MASH had it right.  'cuz suicide is painless... it brings on many changes... and I can take or leave it if I pleeeeeaaaaase.  *tear*

Plus jesus christ we don't get KFC every day.  It's not like the human body has a "shitty food" meter that when maxed out makes your kidneys implode creating a tiny black hole that sucks in your entire village and your Xbox360.

Slaads are still delicious though.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 24, 2008, 10:11:46 pm

Plus jesus christ we don't get KFC every day.  It's not like the human body has a "shitty food" meter that when maxed out makes your kidneys implode creating a tiny black hole that sucks in your entire village and your Xbox360.


MY body does, thank you very much.

It's sort of like the limit break meter nobody wants to max out.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: MMX on February 24, 2008, 10:17:16 pm
Your body sucks.

Silly organics.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 24, 2008, 10:21:33 pm
Again *ahem*

*Rusting Bitch-Slap you to the face, because it makes a funny noise*

hah. your robotic body sucks! It oxidizes!
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Trapani21 on February 25, 2008, 04:20:32 pm
All conventional napkin-wear is obsolete in the face of KFC's greasy destruction.  Only non-conventional weaponry, like atomic missiles and chemical warfare, can stand a chance.
I now reveal the world's first atomic napkin! Don't worry, the green glow just means it's working.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: 黒い灯影 on February 25, 2008, 05:18:34 pm
I now reveal the world's first atomic napkin! Don't worry, the green glow just means it's working.

What about the hair falling out part?
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: bfg00 on February 25, 2008, 05:53:06 pm
That's also a sign that its working.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Hyperguy on February 25, 2008, 06:16:27 pm
The KFC closest to me has closed up shop.  They took the sign down, boarded up the windows... everything.  Now I have to go over twice as far to get moist, juicy, delectable morsels of fried chicken goodness.   Weep with me my fellow hyperguy.net regulars.







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This is the saddest story ever!  A tragedy I tell ya, a tragedy!
T___T
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Ellendesu on February 26, 2008, 09:20:08 am
hey guys! What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
























Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're left
with is a greasy box.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 26, 2008, 11:31:23 am
You are HORRIBLE.

But yet amusing...
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Ultros on February 26, 2008, 02:57:59 pm
You are HORRIBLE.

But yet amusing...

What are you talking about AMUSING. I was told there was chicken in this thread and theres nothing? But seriously , I just ran over here from a scat thread in /b/ and boy am I pooped.

So whats all this fried chicken talk? Last time I checked this was a anime porn board, I don't wanna hear about a bunch of greasy, hot cocks.

Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Echelon on February 28, 2008, 03:55:12 pm
SNACKERS > EVERYTHING
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Xierfrogs on February 28, 2008, 06:30:02 pm
SNACKERS > EVERYTHING

dude...wait, what?

Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 31, 2008, 12:01:31 pm
hey guys! What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh, all you're left
with is a greasy box.

WHAT THE HELL?!?
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Ellendesu on March 31, 2008, 12:05:22 pm
WHAT THE HELL?!?


Oh come now, I can't make filthy nasty jokes once in a while?
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: BubblegumCake on March 31, 2008, 12:06:18 pm
::Makes grumbling/growling sounds::
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: Ellendesu on March 31, 2008, 12:06:53 pm
::Makes grumbling/growling sounds::

Fine, I'll make it up to you then, name your price.
Title: Re: OH NOES!!
Post by: ROMate on March 31, 2008, 12:07:34 pm
We promise the joke isn't about any of the fine ladies that (somehow) are active on this forum.