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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: JG on February 23, 2007, 06:27:25 pm
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Finally, a "Better than us! It's True!" thread that everyone can agree on.
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Agreed, what with how every nerd gets treated in hentai and ecchi animes....
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Not to mention that it has romances that'd never happen in today's world (aka they don't crumble in 2 weeks with aftershocks). Also, the romances don't have the typical mindless complaining.
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That, and they get to fight in really awesome robots! Plus, all their girls are extremely beautiful and voluptous at the same time!
Even the cute ones get loved, unlike the real world...
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Speaking of robots, notice that despite the insane speeds/actions most of the mecha move at, the pilots are are mostly resistant to motion sickness/whiplash/etc. (aside from a few that's there for comic relief)
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Speaking of robots, notice that despite the insane speeds/actions most of the mecha move at, the pilots are are mostly resistant to motion sickness/whiplash/etc. (aside from a few that's there for comic relief)
They wouldnt be pilots if they would get motion sickness/etc and aside from that, there arent a whole lot where they actually move at really extreme speeds
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They wouldnt be pilots if they would get motion sickness/etc and aside from that, there arent a whole lot where they actually move at really extreme speeds
Yeah, but there's a trend of "natural talent" pilots in a lot of mecha anime that have never so much even gazed upon mecha before piloting it for the first time* and not end up sick afterwords.
*slight exaggeration, but you get the picture
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I can agree with that statement.
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Naturally, I disagree. I'm so much fuckin' better than any anime character, simply because of the fact that I am not fictional. =D
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It could be argued that in anime world, we are fictional. Of course, that would also have to mean that in Rand McNally people wear shoes on their head and hamburgers eat people.
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While there are benfits to be an anime character... there are also disadvantages... bloody violent deaths, mutations, Alien Invasions (Both of the good and BAD kind), The constant need to POWER UP.
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AND!!!....
(guy) Have to deal with a pack (usually 5 or more) of women [deal=either running away from them because they're madly in love with you; having to appease all of them (sexually, which can be painful after several rounds*); or both
*men with very high stamina will have a fun time, that's for sure
(girl) learning the most painful ways to hurt gropers and perverts or end up getting raped or turned into some sex slave OR turned into some nympho (or combinations of that)
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Yes there are a few disadvantages..... but I've always wanted to do the F5 face from Maple Story..... as well see a girl randomly enter a nude transformation sequence in the middle of a school setting or something.
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I'm typing this on my friend Vickie's computer while I'm on vacation. Just so I can say that JG should be thankful that he is the one who posted this, or I would have flamed you to hell and back.
I am better than any anime character, I make better music, I fight better, and I don't die when you touch me with a match or a lighter because I'm not a drawing.
Also penis.
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But you see, anime characters are put in situations which are better than the situations we're put in. So, technically, anime CHARACTERS are not better than us. Anime WORLD, SOCIETY or LAWS OF UNIVERSAL BUREAUCRACY are better than ours!
I mean, yeah, you see this ASSHOLE (Yeah, Otaru Mamiya, I'm making an example out of YOU!) who's constantly harassed by three, six or another multiplication of three (For the sake of fetishes, like a cute one, a bitchy one, a nerdy one, and a looong etc.) BUT these ASSHOLES normally don't do anything except running away scared or getting a nose bleed. And let's face it, how many of you people get a nosebleed while watching Salma Hayek's exotic dance in From Dusk Till Dawn?
I don't.
I get a hard-on, which is a completely different thing altogether (And one which I don't see anime characters getting very often, may I add!).
So, if any of us would be put in a situation like Otaru's (ASSHOLE!), I guess the first and last words coming out of our filthy sewers would be "Sex". Like in "Sex, I wanna have with you, sex! Sex, take out your clothes, sex!" Or some stuff like that.
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If your'e getting a nosebleed while watching Selma Hayek strip, you have more problems than I can possibly list.
Oh wait, you DONT get a nosebleed, nevermind, you're normal. Sorta. You post here so I guess being normal is sort of impossible.
*shifty eyes*
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True that, I don't think any of us qualify as normal. And if you think you do your obviously having an identity crisis and should seek help.
And by help I mean go watch some anime, or play a video game, or go make a Hyperguy Banner.
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I'm the only guy I know that nosebleeds from something sexy IRL. I'm dead serious. It's only happened twice, but it IS disturbing. Or maybe I just have a sensitive nose.
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(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Various/1173653757902.jpg)
You only wish you were as awesome as this guy
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Well I dont know about you guys but I sure as hell dont envy the Women of Anime
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Sonicdude135/2170dccbb13b46b3743c429898c340ff.gif)
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(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Various/1173653757902.jpg)
You only wish you were as awesome as this guy
Well actually....
(http://www.portaldavaca.com.br/simagens/inesqueciveis/black_kamen_rider.jpg)
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You only wish you were as awesome as this guy
His blank stare and smirk gives me the feeling he wants to rape me... in the anus.
Well I dont know about you guys but I sure as hell dont envy the Women of Anime
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Sonicdude135/2170dccbb13b46b3743c429898c340ff.gif)
Don't worry, all women of anime enjoy rape eventually.
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His blank stare and smirk gives me the feeling he wants to rape me... in the anus.
Thats the look Master Asia will give you before ramming his fist up your rectum
Well actually....
(http://www.portaldavaca.com.br/simagens/inesqueciveis/black_kamen_rider.jpg)
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/TaigaHotblooded.jpg)
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Thats the look Master Asia will give you before ramming his fist up your rectum
Great! I'll finally figure out if glow-in-the-dark objects show up through my stomach-lining...
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Well I dont know about you guys but I sure as hell dont envy the Women of Anime
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Sonicdude135/2170dccbb13b46b3743c429898c340ff.gif)
What is this from? I recognize that girl for some reason.
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Wish I could tell ya. It was just some image I found with no description to it.
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I has a plan.
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Its Blue Seed and its a normal series not a hentai. It goes as far as ripping off skirts to panties level and thats it. Lots of plant monsters though
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AHA! I knew it! XD All I was getting was "Blue" tho.
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Well I dont know about you guys but I sure as hell dont envy the Women of Anime
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/Sonicdude135/2170dccbb13b46b3743c429898c340ff.gif)
True. However most women in anime get hugely destructive attacks against otakus and tend to be really hot. But still all that doesn't balance out all the abuse they get.
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I don't think anybody said anime women are better than us. Just anime characters, in general.
Probably because all their women put out whether they like it or not. And the word "misogyny" is not in teh anime vocabulary.