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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ellendesu on February 07, 2007, 12:34:41 pm

Title: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Ellendesu on February 07, 2007, 12:34:41 pm
It was a peaceful time in the world of the Congress.

But then one day, disaster struck, and the evil one known as HITCAT came to destroy the good cats of The Congress of Awesome.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1164471393988.jpg)

HIS WAS A NAME THAT WOULD LIVE IN INFAMY. When resident cat of the Congress Ryuunson was asked what to do, he was agast and unable to give any sort of advice or direction .

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1158244949270.jpg)

Oh how the junior kitten members of the congress cried. and fled.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1136748257769.jpg)

Some even sought other realms for escape!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1157513651310.jpg)

Elite Congress Members Hypercat and Roomcat had a notion all of a sudden

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1168839619228102.jpg)

There was a SPY! A dark one who sought to destroy all that meant anything to them!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1137552573887.jpg)

THEY HAD DEPLOYED UNDERWATER STEALTH TACTICS!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1162611948271.jpg)

Roomcat managed to defeat one of the evil spies sent to destroy the congress!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1164471739737.jpg)

BUT IT WAS NOT ENOUGH!

SOON THERE WOULD BE NOTHING LEFT. The BakuPandas wept as thier new home was wiped from existence.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1137134654656.jpg)

OH GODS WHO WILL SAVE THE CONGRESS!

TO BE CONTINUED! (You can use pictures to add to it if you please, keep canon and ridiculous!)
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Ellendesu on February 07, 2007, 12:49:04 pm
The Congress sent thier elite psychic cat agent, JCat00 to the rescue

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1145558510999.jpg)

He saw a vision of a saviour, but it would take much in the art of summoning to create this mighty beast, in which to defeat HitCats menacing legion.

Congress spies tetsarcat and ensign kitty were able to sneak in to the enemy base using sophisticated camo.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/116970736764568211.jpg)

and KEdacati was sent in underwater to defeat the tiger menace...

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1162736821229.jpg)

All was good, when suddenly, Hitcat revealed his true identity!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1143729821743.jpg)

"LO UNTO THEE CONGRESS! I AM HERE TO TAKE OVER WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!, NO LONGER SHALL I LIVE IN THE SHADOW OF HYPERCAT AND ROOMCAT!"

Hypercat retorted.

"ILL NEVER HAND THE CONGRESS OVER TO YOU! THE GREAT WILLCAT!? ITS YOU?!?!?"

"Yes Hypercat! It's I! The Great Willcat, and I am here to destroy the Congress, and rebuild it as my Utopia! WHERE LOLIS AND POWERS OF DARKNESS WILL FOREVER RULE!"

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1168887430308185.jpg)

Hypercat powered up to his highest ability! AND ATTACKED THE GREAT WILLCAT!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1164470828620.jpg)

HOW WILL THIS TRAGIC TALE OF BETRAYAL END! STAY TUNED~!!!!
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: ROMate on February 07, 2007, 01:02:13 pm
This is the best thread ever. XD
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: LordRyunson on February 07, 2007, 01:15:04 pm
Wow. If evil cats do try to take over the world under the command of HitCat, I wouldn't be the only one that's dazed and confused, or paralyzed with laughter while reading this.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Hyperguy on February 07, 2007, 01:22:52 pm
Gets my nomination for thread of the year. =D
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Ellendesu on February 07, 2007, 03:41:00 pm
The Great Willcat and Hypercat fought for hours! IT WAS SO EPIC! OMFG WAS IT EPIC! There were LENS FLARES AND POWERFUL ATTACKS AND DEATH! Suddenly, the Great Willcat revealed a startling surprise for Hypercat!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1170266415089.jpg)

HE SHOT AND SHOT! HYPERCAT HAD NO CHOICE! He grabbed the gun of his fallen comrade Agent Happykit and opened fire on the evil Willcat!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1170264224018.gif)

At the same time, Roomcat appeared! And used his new found powers that he somehow obtained in the past 10 minutes to battle Willcat further into calamity!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1143058825792.jpg)

Yuka Cateuchi Fan was nowhere to be found, he could not help with this dire effort, he was too busy over in the corner.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1170557760496.jpg)

Finally, Willcat fell to the ground, weak and wounded.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1169084113797.jpg)

"You fools, you stopped me, there would have...been...loli.....everywhere....everyday...why..."

"BECAUSE ITS NOT THE WAY OF THE CONGRESS WILLCAT!" said Hypercat. "THIS IS OUR INTERWEBS YOU CAN GTFO"

Hypercat signalled to Catshino, who happened to appear in the past season for the sake of filler, and ordered to him to fire the secret weapon.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1164468998136.jpg)

But realising the power was too much, he ran away with regret.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1170587963898.jpg)

The saddened face of tetsaru gazed in horror at the destruction.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1168749902337971.jpg)

What had they done? They had destroyed another cat! THIS WAS NOT THIER WAY!

The Great Willcat, rose up from the ground, and brought out his magical squad of death kitties. In a last ditch effort to summon the ultimate darkness!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1154224087688.jpg)

TO BE CONTINUED!
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Kiinan Yamasu on February 07, 2007, 03:49:50 pm
COULD THERE BE MORE TO THIS EPIC STORY?!
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Ellendesu on February 07, 2007, 03:57:27 pm
The dark priests of The Great Willcat prayed for thier dark saviour.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1168711179327916.jpg)

The various other members that haven't been mentioned yet but clearly have no purpose in this story arc were horrified!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1157395013905.jpg)

Brave catti0 went to view one of the darklings summoned in the process...he was eaten soon after.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1169582050938798.jpg)

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1169084113797.jpg)

"YOU FOOLS! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER INCONCIEVABLE DOOOM!" cried Willcat as suddenly...from out nowhere...

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1168749902337971.jpg)

OH NOOOOO!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1168887430308185.jpg)

I...I CAN DO NOTHING! ITS...

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1154224087688.jpg)

Yes....AT LAST! ARISE!!!!

(http://www.hyperguy.net/billefting/Assorted%20Pics/longcatsuper.jpg)

All of the rebel Congress members were turned into servants of The Great Wllcat, and it was all ended with a most important proclamation...

LOLI IS LEGAL
PIZZA IS HAETED
AND LAST BUT MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL!

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/hyperwill/Kitties/1162643808159.jpg)

END
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: ROMate on February 07, 2007, 03:58:26 pm
LOL XD
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Kiinan Yamasu on February 07, 2007, 04:17:20 pm
...that ending was weak.

PHAIL
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: LordRyunson on February 07, 2007, 06:09:55 pm
Well I wouldn't be suprised if there was an extended version of this story with alternate endings and special features not shown in theaters.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Ellendesu on February 07, 2007, 07:27:05 pm
...that ending was weak.

PHAIL

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying, all I see is

"Disregard that I suck cocks"

XD It's long cat, how can it NOT rock
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: KEdakumi on February 07, 2007, 08:03:24 pm
Very funny.  Yet I cannot help but to think someone has waaaaaay too much time on his hands.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Kiinan Yamasu on February 07, 2007, 09:17:52 pm
Disregard this, I suck cocks

Fix'd. =D
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: JG on February 07, 2007, 09:37:44 pm
(http://www.jonathandgriffith.com/images/forum/hailkitty.gif)

Excuse me sir, but what happened to all these feline superheroes next?



(http://www.jonathandgriffith.com/images/forum/runkittyrun.jpg)

None remain who know.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: DualSoul on February 07, 2007, 10:34:17 pm
It seems today was not just another normal day on the Internets...

This thread wins most fitting title ever!
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: bfg00 on February 07, 2007, 11:04:54 pm
You are right, this thread rocks hard.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Cashino on February 08, 2007, 12:26:10 am
My nomination of:

Most Original Thread of the Year

Others possible:

the "Cats really are better than dogs" award

the "Egyptians were right" award
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: bfg00 on February 08, 2007, 05:04:38 pm
I will also note that the title sounds like it should be narrated by the guy from Soul Calibur.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Muhznit on February 08, 2007, 09:23:15 pm
Freakin' Win. Just Freakin' Win.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: HMD on February 09, 2007, 12:06:26 am
I liked the pictures of the cats.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Yoko Matsugane Lover on February 09, 2007, 12:51:49 am
That was the coolest thing i ever seen.......seriosiously
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on February 09, 2007, 01:39:07 am
Will, you make a neko-lover laugh.

(http://www.geekfag.com/images/339303683Cat%20Pictures%20(7).jpg)

Thus I attack you for +1 rep...

(http://www.geekfag.com/images/668684666Cat%20Pictures%20(13).jpg)

Sorry about the low-quality pics - this was back when I had a cheapy digital camera...  >_<;  still, I think the first one's funny as hell.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Ellendesu on October 18, 2007, 02:55:24 pm
How could this topic be forgotten? This was one of my prime achievements that DIDNT involve making fun of breast fetishists.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: bfg00 on October 18, 2007, 05:34:12 pm
That's why resurrecting old threads was created, to bring back the awesomeness, if only for a while.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on October 19, 2007, 05:36:22 am
Damn, I think my old cat pics got sucked into the void of lost data along with geekfag.com...  that was a really helpful site...  =/
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: Trapani21 on October 22, 2007, 01:13:33 am
this has to be the funniest thread I have seen in the Congress.
Title: Re: An Epic Tale of Tragedy and Destruction
Post by: onions79 on January 14, 2008, 03:40:13 am
This could never get old.