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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => Non-Hentai Video Games => Topic started by: Baka! on July 23, 2005, 05:09:52 pm
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(continuing from the avatar thread)
*the smoke clears to show baka! standing and staring with red glowing eyes and mumbling to himself*
Kill..... Kill..... KILL!!!!!
*pulls out energy swrod and attacks*
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SHIT!
*arms two plasma grenades to suicide*
OH?!
*jumps into hole in ground JUST being missed by the energy sword*
BADBADBAD! *cowers*
oh yeah...
GRENADE!
*KA-BLAM-BOOM!*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 1Kill, 1Death, 1Suicide
Baka! - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
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*re-spawns with red glowing eyes and still is uttering to himself.*
Kill... KILL!!..
Pulls out unlimited amout to grenades and starts throwing*
ha ha ha ha!!! DIE!!!!!!
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Conan summons a fire spirit. (http://conansummons.ytmnd.com/)
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*Re-spawns*
*Quickly grabs the sniper rifle*
"The bullet of justice caps evil's ass!"
{quote from good excel}
*THUNDER-KLAP!*
AH-HAHAHAHA! right between the eyes!
UH... *looks up* OH, SHI~(cuts off)
*Bgrmystr2 is blown to all hell from raining grenades*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 2Kills, 2Deaths, 1Suicide
Baka! - 1Kill, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
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*writes "LOVE + PEACE" on the side of an overturned Warthog using Plasma Pistol burns*
~Snow Puma has left the game
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*Re-spawns near the overturned Warthog*
"Ohh, that's cool. Saved." *takes camera out of nowhere and takes a picture. Puts holofilm into pc in the back of his head.*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 2Kills, 2Deaths, 1Suicide
Baka! - 1Kill, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
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*Unicron shows up and devours planet that wargames are taking place on*
how many kills is that?
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Now, come on man... we can't be doin' that... This is too muck fun to be ruined by someone eating the planet. I'll give you that though.
*World re-spawns. The players all spawn somewhere in Manhattan Island. The streets are cut off so as not to get off the island. Stats are carried over and game resumes*
OHH! COOL!
*Finds a fully loaded rocket launcher and a human tank in Central Park. Drives away*
[Game score]
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Bgrmystr2 - 2Kills, 3Deaths, 1Suicide
Baka! - 1Kill, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
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*re-spawns wit a rocket launcher in sight.*
*grabs rocket launcher and locks on to Bgrmystr2 in the tank and fires.*
*Runs and hides*
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*Rocket hits tank.*
*BOOM!*
*It spins and stops while the back right tread is blown off its hard metal hinges.*
AW, HEA-LLL NO! Bee-otch, I'll OWN you!
*Spins the tank's new bad-ass dual cannons near Brian.*
WHAT did I TELL you bout my ride?! Mess up my ride, do ya'? I DON'T THINK SO!
*Fires dual cannons. Cole Tiger seems to have been too close to the blast. Both are blown to kingdom come. The tank's self-destruct sequence overrides Bgrmystr2's command and a small 15ft. tall mushroom cloud is seen 3 miles away.*
*KA-WOOSH-BLAMM-BOOM!!!*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 4Kills, 4Deaths, 2Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Baka! - 1Kill, 4Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
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*re-spawns and grabs other tank.* Ok i'll show you...
*drives over to where Bgrmystr2 is and runs him over*
forget waisting ammo.
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Now that's just mean man! Runnin' me over when I re-spawn like that.
*Finds a teleporter inside a train station. It leads to a big room full of pistols and sniper rifles. Grabs a sniper and dual pistols. Pockets hundreds of rounds for the pistols and at least 80 rounds for the sniper rifle.*
Ohhhhh, THESE will keep them occupied for a while...
*Grabs a backpack of at least 15 grenades of each type and sets motion sensor bombs behind the teleporters.*
HAH! If they follow me here, It'll ka-boom before anyone knows who hit em'.
*Takes a teleporter exit and finds himself on the top floor of the empire state building.*
AWSOME VIEW! Well, as awesome a view can be with two kills in your sights...
*THUNDER-KLAP!* *THUNDER-KLAP!*
*Both Baka! and Hyperguy fall to the power of the armor piercing 2in metal pieces of death. Bgrmystr2 takes a farewell teleporter to somewhere else in the city*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 6Kills, 5Deaths, 2Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Baka! - 2Kills, 5Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
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*looks around and fires all over the place* where are you hiding...
Fires every where killing hyperguy and and who ever is around* Darn it I cant find him. *slams hands on dash board hitting a very bad button.*
("TANK WILL SELF DISTRUCT IN 3 SECONDS") the computer says.
Holy shi~ (BOOM!!!!) the tank explodeds send another 15ft mushroom cloud into the sky and killing all who are aroung in the area.....
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*Poor Hyperguy died again just as he re-spawned near Baka!'s rage and Cole Tiger just happened to look out the window 11 feet away from the blast. Bgrmystr2 is heard laughing his ass off, still teleporting off to different places in Manhattan*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 6Kills, 5Deaths, 2Suicides
Baka! - 4Kills, 6Deaths, 1Suicide
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
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*calls in nuke strike on city before exiting game*
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*Because of it's low altitude, the missle slams into the Statue of Liberty, vaporizing the water a half mile around it and leveling Staten Island. Downtown Manhattan recieves a wall of flame, disintegrating everything up to the WTC ground zero. The battle continues to grow more intense, as there are less places to hide.*
So, we got ourselves a little "3 for all" (pun: free for all. forgive me ^^;) Might as well set up shop in a few places...
*Teleports back to the room with ammo, and realizes he can't move.*
*gasp!* Awwwwwww crap....
*BOOM!*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 6Kills, 6Deaths, 3Suicides
Baka! - 4Kills, 6Deaths, 1Suicide
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
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*re-spawns and somehow manages to appear right where henry just re-spawned at.* NOW WHAT BEE_OTCH!!! :c *throw a plazma grenade on his back and runs off* BOOM!! henry has just died!!!
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*joins in and throws nuke in the middle of the city* hahahahaha!!! I am King!!! Bow down to me of face my wrath!!! *runs off*
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*Unknown to even Baka!, Henry had planted motion sensor bombs behind all exits. As the grenade went off at the same time of the sensor, It ignited a large crate full of anti-tank and anti-personell roadside bombs.*
*KA-BOOM-BOOMY-BLAMO!*
*Re-spawns*
GOD! Hm... There goes the snipers haven... Hey, what's this?
*Finds a Warthog next to a big black building. An energy sword and two active-camo pickups sit in the right seat.*
*The severe and violent explosion that was created wiped out 9 city blocks north of Central Park, taking Baka! and Hyperguy with it. When It ruptured a reactor powering the city with electro-magnetic pulses; the nuke was rendered a dud by the EMP wave created by the explosion.*
*FOOSH!*
Awesome! Hmmmm... DAMN that Baka! for killing me with my sniper!
*Drives away. Slams fist onto a button in the dashboard. The new 'Hog's active-camo renders it and Bgrmystr2 nearly invisible.*
That's even MORE AWESOME!
*As Henry drives wildly down the road, he doesn't notice Monkey D. Luffy accidently run in the way. Roadkill.*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 8Kills, 7Deaths, 3Suicides
Baka! - 5Kills, 7Deaths, 1Suicide
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 4Deaths, 0Suicides
Monkey D. Lufee - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
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*re-spawns right next to a banshee loaded with a nuke that would blow the whole city to dust and would not be effected by EMPand then drops nuke on top of henry's warthog crushing him in to the ground and blow up the city* *flys up high in to sky to get away from blast* ha ha ha take that suckers another one bites the dust
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*Luffy flys down right next to a warthog taking off driving like a crazy mad man jumping hills and ends up landing on Baka!* Ha stay out of my way cause i'm king
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*Re-spawns and grabs rocket launcher. Aims at Luffy and locks on.*
I'll get you for killin' me Bee-otch!
*Fires. Hits dead on and kills Luffy.*
Direct hit! NAH, BITCH!
*Runs away, slamming headfirst into henry.*
What th... AH! HENRY!
*throws plasma grenade on henry and haulls ass down a dark side ally.*
AH?!
*falls off island edge*
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!
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*re-spawns next to a fuel rod gun that Luffy picks up then he see's hyperguy so Luffy walks up quitly behind him and hits him with the fuel rod gun in the back of the head* Ha ha ha i'll get u next Baka! *runs off loooking for him*
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*walks in game looking for a gun then spots a shootgun and then spots Luffy running down the street with the fuel rod gun so angelofdeath takes out a plasma grenade and throws it on Luffy face* ha ha ha take that Luffy *Boom Luffy's head blows off*
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*while in otherworld Luffy throws Big Nuke at Baka! destoring him for ever* *re-spawns then starts chasing Angel of Death with a Energy sword* oh yeah how do u like it now huh i'm going to get u Angel of Death!!!
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Ok, this is kinda boring... the city's destroyed and we need a new game.
*Ends game and growls at the game stats.*
heheheh, i still had the most kills....
[Game Restarts]
[Appears to be a train station of some type]
[A train of death speeds through and kills anyone on the tracks]
(NO NUKES!)
(NO killing in the other world)
{Slayer! Terminal! Game Begin!}
*Spawns and starts looking for a battle rifle.*
Ohh, there's Baka!...
*Follows Baka! and continues looking for a battle rifle...*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
Baka! - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
Angel of Death - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
Monkey D. Lufee - 0Kills, 0Death, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
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*walks in to new game and begins looking for a rocket launcher while looking for rocket launcher Luffy picks up a Energy sword and goes after Angel but ends up running in to a wall face first* OUCH!!! that hurt badly
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*runs in to new game then stop and laughs at Luffy laying on the ground holding his face near by angel is a pistol so he picks it up then shoots Luffy in the head killing him* yeah i killed Luffy Ha ha ha *runs off then falls down and lands on face*
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*Sees rocket launcher in corner of eye. Runs off to grab it.*
Hahaha! the only one in the map!
*Loses Brian. Jumps on the tracks to get a view.*
AH HA! THERE HE IS!
*Fires an entire clip at Brian. Misses.*
AW CRAP!
*Fires last rocket in front of Baka!. It's a direct hit.
*KA-BOOM!*
YEAH! I GOT HIM! WOOOOO! AH HAHAHAHHHHH SHIT!
*Run over by train*
*KA SPLAT!*
[Game score]
Angel of Death - 1Kill, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
Bgrmystr2 - 1Kill, 1Death, 0Suicides
Baka! - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Monkey D. Lufee - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
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*re-spawns*
Ahhhh, wha hit me... i dont even remember spawning into the game...
*Find a sniper rifle. Runs off to a high building and scans for Angel.*
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*as angel gets back up from falling down he looks around with the pistol in his left hand then runs off and spots Baka! on a building so angel hurrys up and runs behind Baka!* HOLY CRAP!! that was a close call *angel hurrys up and throws a plasma grenade on his back * Ha ha ha take that !! trying to sniper me huh?
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*Re-spawns with the enegry sword in sight. Jumps on the tracks, and back off before the tram was able to smash his body to a bloody pulp*
OHH! There's Baka!! What the?!
*GRENADE BOOM!*
*Sees Angel jump down from the building. Pulls out sword and Angel hears it, but it's too late.
*KA-SLICE*
Hyperguy jumps down to surprise Bgrmystr2, but he sees HG for a split second.
*KA-SLICE*
*runs off to find out if Baka! re-spawned*
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 3Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Angel of Death - 2Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Monkey D. Lufee - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Baka! - 0Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
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*re-spawns right next to a sniper rifle angel picks it up then runs off to a truck near by jumps in the takes off but ends up running over henry* SPLAT!!! HA ha ha that's for cutting me in half!!
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*re-spawns and picks up shotgun then runs off looking 4 angel but runs in to Baka! Luffy was about to shoot Baka! but angel hits him starting him flying in front of the train that rips him to pieces* KA-SPLAT!!! *Luffy's head flys and hits the ground and rounds next to hyperguy's feet*
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*re-spawns next to a tank Luffy quickly jumps in the tank and takes off looking 4 Baka! and Angel but ends up spotting henry running for a gun so Luffy stops and jumps out of the tank and starts running after henry * Ha ha ha i'm going to get u!!!
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*jumps out of truck and runs to near by building top to get a goodview of the area then takes out sniper rifle and then throws a plasma grenade on his face then fires a bullet into Luffy's heart killing him but while Luffy is in otherworld he still has the plasma grenade still on his face* KA-BOOOOM!!! *Luffy's head blows off*
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Ha ha ha Luffy is gone for good yeah!!! *turns around and shoots Baka! in the head*
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*re-spawns...* Yay he's gone for good. *looks at angel* YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SHOOT ME THOUGH!!! *throws grenade at angels back and runs away* TAKE THAT!!
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*re-spawns*
Hmmm... i wonder what HG's doin sittin' there doin nothin...
*Finds Hyperguy. All of the sudden, HG's fire spirit comes out of nowhere and kills Bgrmystr2*
*re-spawns near Baka! running. Pulls out a shotgun and aims. The spirit flys into Baka! and kills him too.*
GOD, I gotta get outta here...
*Finds Hyperguy again and gives him a taste of a 12 guage.*
Now, where's Angel?
*Jumps into a tank and drives around looking for Angel and Baka!. Poor Angel had re-spawned in the way of Bgrmystr's tank without being noticed.*
[Game score]
Angel of Death - 5Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Bgrmystr2 - 5Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 2Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Baka! - 1Kill, 4Deaths, 0Suicides
Monkey D. Lufee - 0Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
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*re-spawns again after being flated by henry's tank * OUCH that hurt really bad!!! i'll get u for crushing me henry *picks up rocket launcher and aims at the tank locking on and then fires* KA-BOOOOOOOM
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*The tank spins around, engine on fire. The back right tread is torn and melted.*
HA! Don't you know it takes more than one rocket to kill a tank?! I may not be able to move... but I can sure as hell...
BLOW YOUR ASS TO KINGDOM COME! BOOM!
*Spins the tank's huge barrel at Angel's feet.*
*KA-BOOM!*
*A 4 foot deap crater replaces where Angel was. Blood splatters on the tank's front floodlight. Bgrmystr2 sets the self-destruct and bails the tank. Runs off to stalk with an energy sword and a active-camo.*
HEH, I'll take out the sword out at the last second and kill 'em...
I'll still be invisible...
[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 6Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Angel of Death - 5Kills, 4Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 2Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Baka! - 1Kill, 4Deaths, 0Suicides
Monkey D. Lufee - 0Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
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*re-spawns and takes off running looking for a gun * shoot!! where's a gun when u need one? *spots a pistol and shotgun near by so angel picks both guns up but while angels walking around with the shotgun in both hands Baka! comes running up to him with a sniper and rocket launcher so he fires a rocket at angel but angel quickly moves out of the way and turns and shoots Baka!'s head off* HA HA HA DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
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*re-spawns and grabs the sniper and hides in the un known part and snipes angel.* Take the u fool!!! *runs off and and gets rocket launcher and fires at henry.* DIE!!! and also (U SUCK!!!) ha ha ha ha!!!
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*re-spawns and grabs the sword and starts looking for Baka!* UH HUH THERE U R!! I'M GOING TO KILL U NOW FOR SHOOTING ME!!!!!!!! *eyes glowing red as the flames of hell while Angel speeds towards Baka! with the sword blazing sharp to cut Baka!'s head off and put it on a Flag poll so that anyone can see what happens when they piss off a angel of death* HA HA HA HA It wasn't me you don't got anyproof so aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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*re-spawns and looks for angel. grabs shotgun and sniper and runs around mad killing hg and anyone else in range of being shot or sniped. Finally runs in to angel but before the bullet was fired gets cut by the blade of the sword.* Darn you!!!!!
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Ha Ha Ha You can't beat me *Takes Off Running With The Sword and ends bumping in to Henry* Get Out Of My Way Or I'll Cutt You Completely In Half *Takes Sword and Swings it Cutting Henry In Half* Ha Ha Ha You Poor Fool You Should Of Moved Now It's Your Turn HG I'm Coming For You Next!!!
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muwahahahahahaha!!!! I am back....click..... DIE ANGEL!!!! *takes out rocket launcher* U WILL PERISH!!! :r *FIRES*
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*looks around* Is anybod there??? (echoes)