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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Yoko Matsugane Lover on December 19, 2006, 10:46:48 pm
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Well it got to the point where i was thinkin about how i would get out of my house if a zombie outbreak happen.What would i do,,how do i get out!?!?!?!?...........well it dependz on what kind of zombies were talkin about here,if its "Dawn of the Dead (The Remake)" or "28 Days Later"zombies then we would be screwed then.But maybe some slow Resident Evil 2 zombies would make it seem like we got a chance but the way this world is they would screw us over and make it an outbreak of "Crimson Head" zombies but o'well what would you do to escape,where would you go.............
:rupee :rupee :rupee :rupee
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:p :k :s :qcf :hs :dust :qcb :s :x2 :c :hcb :p
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I seduce them.
Then point blank to the head with a shotgun.
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Activate my transforming belt, turn into a Kamen Rider and proceed to RIDER SLASH THE HELL OUT OF THEM.
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Odd that this topic should come up... some of my friends and I have been playing a UT2004 mod called "KillFloor" which involves surviving waves of zombie attacks. And what have I learned from playing it? Never face a zombie outbreak alone... otherwise, you're just screwed. =/
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Well nothing deals with zombies like a shotgun. I will have to go with that.
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Killing Floor.
I hate their lack of both ironsights and targetting reticles. I've had more than a few debates with Alex and the other devs about that but they're pretty adamant.
"realistic" my ass.
Anyways, go for the elephant gun, or whatever it's called in that game. Actually i believe the riot gun is better but screw that all I ever need is my elephant gun to hold off a pack of zombs.
Though this topic does remind me of that online game Urban Dead where I tried to start a little clan in the region of Judgewood under the theme of a group of ex-lawyers/judges or other law-affiliated professionals who have gone somewhat insane and have decided that the only way to cleanse Malton and the world of the vile zombie menace was to devote themselves to the one true Law and that all must be judged and punished for their sins, human and flesh-eater alike. My Shotgun of Justice my trusty executor of retribution at my side.
Yeah that only lasted for like 2 weeks it was hard to get recruits in that game and killing players on your own side is a general no-no not to mention nobody ever took me seriously >.>
Then again nobody ever does so I wonder why I was somewhat surprised. Oh yeah, I'm hopelessly naive.
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Yeah, it would've been nice to have an aiming cursor, but I guess it just makes the game all that more difficult... =/
From my experience, the Bullpup and Handcannon seem best early on. Once you've gotten enough money though, go for either the Shotgun or the Hunting Shotgun (I believe that's what it's called). But be careful - ammo is precious and expensive. It's always best to play that game with several other people so you can have different weapons available. Grenades also help a shitload. =D
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This thread reminded me, I gotta do a George Romero marathon.
Also, my copy of 10th anniversary collection of RE games for the gamecube arrived this evening. Good Leon. You look kinda cool w/o that retarded widescreen and downgraded gfx from the PS2! (Damn thing took a whole month to get here).
To answer the thread, I'd go to the nearest mall that has a gun shop, and the most important of all, a supermarket! That is, if I get in one piece.
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Well, firstly, i'd charge my lazor
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Well, firstly, i'd charge my lazor
OH NO. NOT A LAZOR
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OH NO. NOT A LAZOR
Well depending on the power and charge time you can get a nice destruction ratio
like this:
http://www.youtube.com/v/MKceNnxcBhg
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And after that, i'd of course go 'IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR'
If that doesnt work, i,l call in the StarShoop Woopers
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What have we learned from zombie movies?
A) Look completely helpless. The more in control you seem of the situation, the faster you get killed.
B) Scream in fear. If you ever scream something to the effect of "C'MERE YOU SONS OF %&/$@!" zombies will rip your head off for being such a rude, filthy-mouthed piece of meat.
C) Find hard-boiled, heavily-armed, well-built and profesionally trained people to team up with. While the undead are busy killing them first, you'll have time to run away.
Of course, this guidelines do a hard 180 if you happen to be on the right place (A BIG convenience store).
A) Cut off one hand and fit a chainsaw in its place. Stihl's Magnum Z models are widely regarded as fine pieces of equipment.
B) Get a shotgun and a LOT of ammo. But please, don't go against technological progress. Get an automatic shotgun. You'll thank yourself for doing it later on.
C) Remember that hot girl who never paid attention to your love for Romero movies? Who regarded you as a worthless geek whenever you did Bruce Campbell impersonations? Go save her. Now. Before all this ends, you'll get at least a kiss and a confession of eternal love. AT LEAST.
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Of course, this guidelines do a hard 180 if you happen to be on the right place (A BIG convenience store).
A) Cut off one hand and fit a chainsaw in its place. Stihl's Magnum Z models are widely regarded as fine pieces of equipment.
B) Get a shotgun and a LOT of ammo. But please, don't go against technological progress. Get an automatic shotgun. You'll thank yourself for doing it later on.
C) Remember that hot girl who never paid attention to your love for Romero movies? Who regarded you as a worthless geek whenever you did Bruce Campbell impersonations? Go save her. Now. Before all this ends, you'll get at least a kiss and a confession of eternal love. AT LEAST.
I like the way you think!
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I'll grab my copy of Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide. As it says: "Total Defense agains the walking dead"
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1) get a shitload of heavy weaponry, like chain guns, white phosphorous grenades, frag grenades, enough ammunition to spend hours of gunning
2) get a bunch of Holy Hand Grenade Launchers (if they can kill vorpal rabbits, zombies are nuttin') and Water Balloons full of Holy Water
3) go for a joy ride on a fully loaded fighter of your choice (an A-10 or similar heavy bomber recommended, use napalm grenades; hellfire equipped chopper is also good), not using the Holy Hand Grenade Launcher and Holy Water Balloons
4) when out of ammo (and if they're still coming), resort to sending tons of maggots, spores, decomposers, etc.
5) if they're still coming, THEN use the Holy Hand Grenade Laucher and Holy Water Balloons
6) if they're still coming...
6b) Dress up as Barnie. That'll scare them off.
7) If they come with even more frenzy, give them the Barnie outfit so they can rip it to pieces
8) get several gallons of liquid nitrogen and dump it into a swimming pool and lure the zombies.
9) if that doesn't work, get a knife, and start killing them tofu-style
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1) Get all food in house.
2) Take all food to attic.
3) Destroy only means to attic (be it ladder or folding staircase)
4) Laugh at zombies.
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1) Get all food in house.
2) Take all food to attic.
3) Destroy only means to attic (be it ladder or folding staircase)
4) Laugh at zombies.
5. Begin to run out of food and water.
6. Become sick from living in a close proximity to human waste (unless you have a means of disposing of your feces and piss)
7. Slowly be driven mad by the incessant, never-ending wailing of the zombies below.
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5. Begin to run out of food and water.
6. Become sick from living in a close proximity to human waste (unless you have a means of disposing of your feces and piss)
7. Slowly be driven mad by the incessant, never-ending wailing of the zombies below.
8. Hoping that the outbreak does not last longer than 2 weeks.
9. Poop on zombies.
10. I don't mind wailing. The screams of tortured souls is like a lullaby...
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Good, then you should be cool.
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Continuing from my last post:
10) If they are still coming, get far away
11) find the nearest living guy or girl
12a) If guy: chant "This is just great, this is just fucking great man...we're in some pretty shit now, huh? we're in some pretty shit...that's it man, game over man. Game over! I mean, what the fuck are we supposed to do now huh? What the fuck are we supposed to do?!?!"
12b) If girl: have sex with her till zombies catch up. Then run more, then more sex. Repeat as necessary.