Sogna Digital Museum Forum
Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => Non-Hentai Video Games => Topic started by: EnsignRyusei on December 06, 2006, 02:37:41 pm
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Dont enlist your Wii in the army.It will shoot friend and foe alike
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Wii1.jpg)
Dont let your Wii drive a car
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Wii2.jpg)
Your Wii is not edible
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Wii3.jpg)
Dont hit your Wii with a mace.It could damage your Mace
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Wii4.jpg)
Beware.Ninja's may try and steal your Wii
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Wii5.jpg)
Your Wii is not interested in marrying you
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/LeoStenbuck345/Wii6.jpg)
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Well then what the hell are you supposed to do with it then?
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Well then what the hell are you supposed to do with it then?
LOL XD
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In the spirits of Excel Saga, I would suggest not using the Nintendo Wii as a coaster or contraceptive device. Those who fail to comply with these rules will be punished to the fullest extent of the law, most likely including tar and feathering, and a very, VERY depraved walrus.
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In the spirits of Excel Saga, I would suggest not using the Nintendo Wii as a coaster or contraceptive device. Those who fail to comply with these rules will be punished to the fullest extent of the law, most likely including tar and feathering, and a very, VERY depraved walrus.
XD
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But if Sony and Nintendo did get merge their systems, it'd probably be called PS-Wii.
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XD
Remember, Il-Pallazzo is watching you! =D
But if Sony and Nintendo did get merge their systems, it'd probably be called PS-Wii.
Wow... so, if Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft merged, would that make the PiiS-WiiWii-XXXbox?? Or would the natural order of the universe be destroyed, fusing Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Kutaragi, and Bill Gates into some twisted, three-headed dragon demi-god??? O_o;
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Wow... so, if Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft merged, would that make the PiiS-WiiWii-XXXbox?? Or would the natural order of the universe be destroyed, fusing Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Kutaragi, and Bill Gates into some twisted, three-headed dragon demi-god??? O_o;
We should do it and find out. For SCIENCE! of course.
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Then the system wars would be no more. Where's the fun in that?
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You know what man, Ringo and I were talking about the System Wars, and you know what that guy said? He said.
"What the fuck man, I'm too busy fucking COA members mothers to care about video game systems"
And I was like "Goddammit Ringo, quit being such a prick" and the fucker shot me, man, Ringo is such an asshole.
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Ringo likes to play Masturbatron X2 on his Wee wee. he shakes the thingy around but dont let him point it at you. yu will be Ringooed
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Ringo likes to play Masturbatron X2 on his Wee wee. he shakes the thingy around but dont let him point it at you. yu will be Ringooed
Ringo Ringos everyone, he probably Ringoed Keenon and Tetsaru in thier sleep.
TWICE.
Then he raped ROMates roommates and gave his PS2 AIDS and ate his internet.
Then he came.
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Then he came.
TWICE
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Wow... so, if Nintendo, Sony, AND Microsoft merged, would that make the PiiS-WiiWii-XXXbox?? Or would the natural order of the universe be destroyed, fusing Shigeru Miyamoto, Ken Kutaragi, and Bill Gates into some twisted, three-headed dragon demi-god??? O_o;
No... you might just get
GAO... GAI... GAR!
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I want Swan Jun for Christmas.
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Ringo Ringos everyone, he probably Ringoed Keenon and Tetsaru in thier sleep.
TWICE.
Great, now my virginity's gone... And I was gonna give it to that hot young Asian sex-slave chick I bought off of eBay and smuggled away in my closet... I even wasted a good 1 oz. bag of Cheetos on that little bitch to keep her alive until I was ready, GAWD... >_<;
*casts Auto-Life to revive himself after the AIDS kills him, then equips his Anti-Ringo chastity belt to prevent further "Ringoing"...*
Keenon, you might wanna take the necessary precautions too. There's no telling how potent this guy is--
*'SPLODES*
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Great, now my virginity's gone... And I was gonna give it to that hot young Asian sex-slave chick I bought off of eBay and smuggled away in my closet... I even wasted a good 1 oz. bag of Cheetos on that little bitch to keep her alive until I was ready, GAWD... >_<;
*casts Auto-Life to revive himself after the AIDS kills him, then equips his Anti-Ringo chastity belt to prevent further "Ringoing"...*
Keenon, you might wanna take the necessary precautions too. There's no telling how potent this guy is--
*'SPLODES*
Lucky for me I was ready! I was wearing Ringo-Off! All through the day, keeps Ringo away!
In fact, it's about time for me and Misaki's spray down!
*sprays himself and Misaki with Ringo-Off again*
Misaki: Now then, if you'll excuse us...
*both go to bedroom, loud squeaking noises heard*
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Another thing NOT to do with your Wii.
The thing costed alot of money and you can't afford to misuse it. Can you?
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In the spirits of Excel Saga, I would suggest not using the Nintendo Wii as a coaster or contraceptive device. Those who fail to comply with these rules will be punished to the fullest extent of the law, most likely including tar and feathering, and a very, VERY depraved walrus.
......NOW someone tells me!!
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But if Sony and Nintendo did get merge their systems, it'd probably be called PS-Wii.
Sony + Nintendo + Microsoft = PS Thwii Sixty
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The Playwii Sixstation
But One thing i wouldnt do with my wii would be to test it if it floats or sinks