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Title: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 02:00:42 pm
Yep, it's that time again.

(http://www.animec.info/images/spezials/nge/evangelion.jpg)

Whatever the insistance of fans, Evas are giant robots. Not only that, but super robots from the same roots as Mazinger Z. Waile tough bio machines, they have an alarming tendency to be piloted by the most angsty and/or incompetant teens available from the Japanese education system. While it seems odd to create a machine that gets more powerful the more neurotic the pilots get, whatever works to beat the monster of the week!

(http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/techfs/ships/Demon.jpg)

When one says "destroyer" in Freespace, it's rather akin to "Star Destroyer" rather than "Escort vessel.", and the Demon-class destroyer Eva is a prime example of this. It lacks the "tunnel vision" of other Shivan destoyers, being able to actually shoot up things that aren't directly in front of it, and its crew know that warfare against aliens is best carried out in silence. Unfortunately, like a number of badly-designed shooter bosses, it had a blind spot. Good luck getting there, though.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: bfg00 on September 21, 2006, 05:22:20 pm
Gotta go for the destroyer given that it has weapons that can hit from excessive range.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: DualSoul on September 21, 2006, 07:17:57 pm
Have to side with the Destroyer as well, as its piloting does not solely rely on the mental stability of a angsty 14 year old.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 07:38:06 pm
Gonna have to figure out what I'm going to have to do for Tiamat vs. Tiamat.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: ROMate on September 21, 2006, 07:42:11 pm
LOL what dumbass voted for the fucking robots? The cruiser is the clear winner.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 07:44:30 pm
Someone who quite rightly wishes to remain anonymous, it seems.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Hyperguy on September 21, 2006, 07:53:31 pm
I did. =D
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: ROMate on September 21, 2006, 07:55:17 pm
You're kidding.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Hyperguy on September 21, 2006, 07:55:42 pm
I'm not. =D
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 08:00:37 pm
I'm not. =D

Normally I'd ask you to justify your existance or perish in fire, but last time I tried that over the internets, I had to get a new monitor.

Also, the tacit admission of dumbassery is enough to slake my thirst for vengance.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Hyperguy on September 21, 2006, 08:15:02 pm
Normally I'd ask you to justify your existance or perish in fire, but last time I tried that over the internets, I had to get a new monitor.

Also, the tacit admission of dumbassery is enough to slake my thirst for vengance.
Okay, that's great.

But last I checked, I'm admitting to voting for Eva, not to dumbassery.

Edit: And it looks like I'm not the only one who voted for Eva(the robot).
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on September 21, 2006, 08:21:31 pm
I did. =D

You're not alone, Hyperguy.  I've never played this Freespace game before, but I've always liked the Evas.  Besides, being able to kill off Angels (I guess they were incarnations of biblical-style angels, seeing how the storyline went)??  That's gotta take something obscenely strong...  and evil too, now that I think about it...  =(
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 08:26:31 pm
Wow. Someone couldn't take a joke.

Anyhow I knew that there would be folks that would vote for robots, just like those who voted for Bishis Sephiroth.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: ROMate on September 21, 2006, 08:27:22 pm
They're not REALLY angels. They're space monsters.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: LordRyunson on September 21, 2006, 09:40:23 pm
So far, the winner is a somewhat poorly designed machine. Yet it has the capability to obliterate anything in it's path, like the robots.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: ROMate on September 21, 2006, 09:41:59 pm
It wins because it's in space. Evas can't get to space, so it wins because it kill them from space.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 09:42:41 pm
So far, the winner is a somewhat poorly designed machine. Yet it has the capability to obliterate anything in it's path, like the robots.

The aforementioned blind spot is approximately a few meters away from the hull, and a destroyer ain't a space station. The Evas have attacked things in space from the ground before, though, and I don't know the range of the Tokyo Gun.

Found a good one for Tiamat vs. Tiamat.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: LordRyunson on September 21, 2006, 09:46:32 pm
The aforementioned blind spot is approximately a few meters away from the hull, and a destroyer ain't a space station.

Found a good one for Tiamat vs. Tiamat, though.

The Evil Dragon Goddess from Dungeons and Dragons Vs. The Fiend of Wind from Final Fantasy, that fight?

Methinks the Dungeons and Dragons one owns the Final Fantasy one, unless Warmech decides to blow up a few evil dragons.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: R-9 on September 21, 2006, 09:51:40 pm
The Evil Dragon Goddess from Dungeons and Dragons Vs. The Fiend of Wind from Final Fantasy, that fight?

Methinks the Dungeons and Dragons one owns the Final Fantasy one, unless Warmech decides to blow up a few evil dragons.

SCv Moloch-class vs. Nephilim battleship from Wing commander Prophecy, actually. Then Orks vs. Starcraft.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on September 21, 2006, 10:36:18 pm
I'm modifying the post:

I found this old pack of CDs in my room last week and it had a bunch of Neon Genesis episodes, and I realized how complex the show was. Well, you know. The angels and all that. Adam//Lilith too (I only learned about the actual Adam//Lilith story recently, I feel so retarded. Haha)

I also remember talking about Neon Genesis Evangelion after class when I was in college with my Anthropology teacher. He knew like... everything. And he's 40+ with one ab.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: tetsaru arigashi on September 21, 2006, 10:46:59 pm
She'll blow you away with the 8 instruments she can play

Hey, she can blow all she wants to.  I'm a percussionist, so it's only natural that I know how to play several gajillion random noise-making devices, lol.  And it's always a plus when you get a full-tuition scholarship for playing in enough band-related courses a year.  =3
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Ellendesu on September 21, 2006, 11:00:55 pm
<----------Recognised as "Michigan's Premiere Guitar Virtuoso" So I pwn you all cuz I have PRESS.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on October 08, 2006, 02:46:42 pm
Can anyone scratch here?
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: LordRyunson on October 08, 2006, 02:51:21 pm
SCv Moloch-class vs. Nephilim battleship from Wing commander Prophecy, actually. Then Orks vs. Starcraft.

Oooh, Warhammer 40,000 Orks vs. the creatures in Starcraft? Can't wait for that one. An intergalactic WAAAGH vs. The limited races of the Starcraft universe. Fun indeed. My moneys on the Orks, unless Starcraft makes a good sequel.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on October 08, 2006, 03:41:12 pm
For Nude Kerrigan hold ALT and press XXX.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: LordRyunson on October 08, 2006, 05:10:18 pm
For Nude Kerrigan hold ALT and press XXX.

Human form or Zerg? Zerg form is just too freaky.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on October 08, 2006, 07:24:00 pm
Uh.. for both?


I hope you at least know what I'm talking about!
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: LordRyunson on October 08, 2006, 08:40:06 pm
Again, that's creepy. I think Kerrigan should leave her clothes on unless we want to be at the recieving end of her blades.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on October 08, 2006, 11:59:01 pm
I don't know if you're joking anymore. Haha.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: LordRyunson on October 09, 2006, 10:55:14 am
It's hard to tell nowadays, isn't it? I mean, if we were to meet Kerrigan in the real world, our only options is to submit or die. If she doesn't do so, her Zerg friends will.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: MMX on October 09, 2006, 03:36:04 pm
stfu zerg-kerrigan is teh hawtness omglawl?
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: bfg00 on October 09, 2006, 04:50:03 pm
Nova is hotter.  Too bad the game hasn't gotten off the ground though.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: MMX on October 09, 2006, 08:40:07 pm
Which Nova?  Original, super awesome cool nova?  Or stupid retarded dumb fake replacement blonde nova?
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: bfg00 on October 10, 2006, 05:02:58 pm
The original one before they decided to change what Ghost was going to be about.
Title: Re: Eva vs. Eva
Post by: MMX on October 16, 2006, 07:58:29 pm
The original one before they decided to change what Ghost was going to be about.

Didn't that happen like twelve times during Ghost's development?  I don't even remember.  Anyways, you mean redheaded Nova right?  with the cool Terran Ghost-like outfit and not the stupid "lawl look at the sleek secksay" BS?

She looked like a real ghost with that outfit.  And the face-mask.  Sigh, silly Burizzado.