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Non-Sogna/VIPER Discussion => Japanese Pop Culture => Topic started by: ROMate on July 22, 2005, 12:33:22 pm

Title: Japan is fucked up
Post by: ROMate on July 22, 2005, 12:33:22 pm
As if we didn't already know that. They come up with crazy anime shit and bizarre sex fetishes, but this site just really drives the whole point home.

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html

It's a bunch of editorials written by an American man who is teaching English classes in Japan. This site has probably single-handedly increased and decreased the motivation for Japan-fanatics to go visit there.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Cole Tyger on July 22, 2005, 12:45:32 pm
good lord..................i've only read the first one, and i have tears flowing down my face from laughing so hard.


i always suspected reality was warped over there, but this is far more over the top then i could have imagined.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: JG on July 22, 2005, 05:42:53 pm
"It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came."

Only in Japan....
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: JG on July 22, 2005, 10:12:47 pm
Hyperguy will get a kick out of this image I just came across on that page. This dude look familiar to anyone?
(http://photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/thecolonel.jpg)

(See http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher41.html for source)
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Doctor_Raven on July 22, 2005, 11:23:28 pm
They've got the colonel! Bastards! RIGHT deploy the missles! and FIRE!
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: ROMate on July 22, 2005, 11:31:31 pm
Some of these aren't so bad, I guess. There's a few that are funny without provoking that "Oh shit, Japan is sick!" response, and there's a few that just feel good, like the one about the home made owl.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Baka! on October 13, 2005, 11:25:36 am
OMG!!! That is too funny I cant stop laughing... XD..... *dies Laughing*
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Doctor_Raven on October 13, 2005, 05:19:13 pm
Well the fact that we have imported Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo will problably end the known world.

Or make as master our nose-hairs I dunno =/ :r
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: ROMate on October 13, 2005, 11:47:01 pm
Well the fact that we have imported Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo will problably end the known world.

Or make as master our nose-hairs I dunno =/ :r
I just like saying that name.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Doctor_Raven on October 13, 2005, 11:48:19 pm
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: ROMate on October 14, 2005, 12:09:48 am
YES. So much fun.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Hyperguy on October 14, 2005, 02:21:19 pm
Hyperguy will get a kick out of this image I just came across on that page. This dude look familiar to anyone?
(http://photobucket.com/albums/y105/LordAzrael/Az/thecolonel.jpg)

(See http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher41.html (http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher41.html) for source)
It's...HIM!

The guy!  But, in Japanese form! :O
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: JG on October 14, 2005, 06:07:19 pm
He needs a hyperguy.net banner.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Icysnowgirl on November 05, 2005, 08:02:55 am
They have 'Kancho' in Korea.  Except we call it 'Dongche'.  After a certain age, you just kind of stop doing that and you only do it to people you know really well.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: JG on November 05, 2005, 08:59:49 am
I'd think that if you did that to someone you know really well then they wouldn't want to know you at all anymore.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Icysnowgirl on November 05, 2005, 06:06:18 pm
I'd think that if you did that to someone you know really well then they wouldn't want to know you at all anymore.
O_o;  Well, I never did it in America and I stopped doing it in Korea after like, age 6.  By that age, I saw that our cultures were different and sad to say, I was more obessed with fitting into America's culture then Korea's because I lived there. 
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Doctor_Raven on November 09, 2005, 10:10:06 am
Well this is something is something that can be considered fucked up yet funny at the same time cause toward the end James Brown shows up in this video, http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9105575935534995120&q=shingo+mama (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9105575935534995120&q=shingo+mama)
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: kirby on November 09, 2005, 10:19:52 pm
yeah....i don't know whether to be afride crying laughing or confused....that hit a range of emotions on my list all i can say is my friends got a what the fuck?!?!?!?!?! response
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Snorlax.RAYZR on November 14, 2005, 09:21:58 pm
Yeah Arnold was in some weirdo commercial too.. I need to find that link o_O
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Hyperguy on November 15, 2005, 09:53:38 am
You mean the Puyi Puyi energy drink commercials at Japander.com? O_O
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Doctor_Raven on November 15, 2005, 12:27:56 pm
*appears in crazy get up laughing manically* V!
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Ellendesu on November 15, 2005, 10:14:23 pm
Wasn't Jean-Claude Van Damme in some caffiene gum commercial in Japan? Black Black or something
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Baka! on January 26, 2006, 09:32:31 am
iono but this thing is really funny. LMAO!!!  Over here in Louisiana we started a kancho assassination club. OMG its soooo Hilarious.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: ROMate on January 26, 2006, 06:28:25 pm
ITS SPREADING.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Hyperguy on January 26, 2006, 07:23:34 pm
Containment has been broken!  Get the gas masks and lederhousen!
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Doctor_Raven on January 26, 2006, 10:59:12 pm
QUICK GET THE METAL ASS COVERS
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Baka! on January 30, 2006, 11:21:10 am
O_o ?  si confoosed... ok..ima just go over here *hauls ass to some afr away place and watches woth super bioculars...* iono wats going to happen but i dont want to be near when somethin goes BOOM!!
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: neosis on January 30, 2006, 04:47:09 pm
But w/o japan we wouldnt have viper.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Doctor_Raven on January 30, 2006, 08:47:53 pm
Then again we wouldn't have freakish hybrids that start the Giant Transforming trend found later in Super Sentai.

What the heck am I talking about? http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/40930/" (http://www.pistolwimp.com/media/40930/") SPIDERMAN!
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Hyperguy on February 01, 2006, 02:28:02 pm
But w/o japan we wouldnt have viper.
Hong Kong would have made it, with DualSoul as the president of Sogna.  Unlike the Japanese Sogna company, the Hong Kong company would have stayed in business well into 2006 by selling and farming gold in WoW.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: DualSoul on February 01, 2006, 07:46:04 pm
Hong Kong would have made it, with DualSoul as the president of Sogna.  Unlike the Japanese Sogna company, the Hong Kong company would have stayed in business well into 2006 by selling and farming gold in WoW.

Being associated with Sogna was the highlight of my day!  Thanks Hyperguy!
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: JG on February 01, 2006, 08:38:28 pm
Hong Kong would have made it...
Hong Kong doesn't make anything.  They only sell cd-r and dvd-r copies of all the Japanese stuff.
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Hyperguy on February 02, 2006, 10:38:56 am
They make gold in WoW. :smalltran
Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Hyperguy on February 02, 2006, 10:39:32 am
Being associated with Sogna was the highlight of my day!  Thanks Hyperguy!
You are welcome.

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Title: Re: Japan is fucked up
Post by: Baka! on February 02, 2006, 10:56:44 am
cool i learned somethin new....wait...WTF....OMG I LEARNED SOMTHING..... SHOOT ME DAMNIT!!! I'm NOT SUPPOSED TEH LEARN SOMTHING NEW!!!! THIS SENIOR YEAR IS SUPPOSED TO BE EASY!!!  oh well... WTF is with the power ranger robot... the spider man tune was kinda catchy....  O_o...lol