Answer for July 4:
c) Shark
I wonder what a half-human, half-shark looks like... I bet it has a big ol'...
Shine! Don't even mention something like that!
Question for June 5:
On the same topic, what is the name of the mutant terrorist group that I command?
a) Atrisk
b) Donarghe
c) Lan-wan
d) Scheis