Author Topic: Watch out, he's 5 levels above!  (Read 10532 times)

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Watch out, he's 5 levels above!
« on: December 16, 2007, 11:40:48 am »

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Watch out, he's 5 levels above!



It's okay, I'll cast magic missle!



Seriously, don't aggro.



Come on, I can do it!  I can cast a spell!



Pipe down will ya! I don't think a spell's going to work on this one!



It's okay, we don't need a tank!  I'll summon my succubus!


*poof*

SUP GUYS LF 260 MASTER COOK FOR [Recipe: Fried Chicken], HAVE MATS, WILL TIP



This one's a little underdeveloped...



S'okay, have buffs.



Succubus pet Ratty's evolving!



I'M 18 NOW!  THANKS, STUDIO G1 NEO!



What the heck is she babbling about?



Heck if I know, she's probably speaking demonic.



Oh snap, I'm on this quest.  Can I join your party?



Sure!



What's with that armor?



Dunno, was a random drop.  Here, I'll link it: [Waitress Costume]: Armor 2900, +35 Agility, +9001 Hotness, Chance on hit: Nip Slip



Okay guys, let's go over the plan one more time.  I'll run in first and cast intimidating shout, Jota, I need you to target his adds,
Alfa, dot slowly at first until I've built up enough aggro, and then I'll need Cala to cast arcane torrent when he starts autohealing...

Alfa, could you give us a number crunch real quick?



One plus two plus three...We're looking at a 33% survival rate.



Christ.  In that case we're going to have to--



ALRIGHT GUYS, LET'S DO THIS!
AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HONJOUJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!


WTF?! Did she just run in?!  Stick to the plan guys!
« Last Edit: January 19, 2008, 12:12:22 pm by JG00 »

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Re: Watch out, he's 5 levels above!
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2007, 12:46:34 pm »
Fucking Christ, you totally made me lol.

+Rep for a well done WoW parody.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2007, 09:29:31 pm by Hyperguy »

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Re: Watch out, he's 5 levels above!
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 08:17:04 pm »

Didn't I tell you we needed to spring a trap? Didn't I? But NOOOOO... Someone's gotta be Mr. Big Summoner Guy and ruin it for everybody.


Now get down here so we can try this again.


(What a bitch.  Should've used my [Buxomize Pill] on her instead.)

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Re: Watch out, he's 5 levels above!
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2007, 07:08:30 am »


you guys need to get away from the computers more often
« Last Edit: December 24, 2007, 12:02:12 pm by JG00 »

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Re: Watch out, he's 5 levels above!
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2007, 04:33:50 pm »


you guys need to get away from the computers more often

no way, viper thumbnail theaters are awesome, and this is about the best leeroy parody ever.

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Re: Watch out, he's 5 levels above!
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2007, 08:58:46 pm »
You can't get enough of Viper :P