Author Topic: Waffle vs Pancake (Read 56069 times)

JG · « **on:** March 03, 2007, 08:01:56 am »

Ellendesu · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2007, 08:43:29 am »

Pancakes, clearly

bfg00 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2007, 03:02:59 pm »

Naw. The raw gridiron might of the waffle will bring down the weak and flimsy pancake.

But really in this battle, aren't we all winners?

Hyperguy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2007, 06:28:39 pm »

Silly humans, waffles and pancakes aren't capable of fighting.

Or is there some secret war going on between breakfast foods that's been shrouded in mystery since the beginning of dawn?

DualSoul · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2007, 08:07:43 pm »

Pancakes obviously, since it harnesses the power of compound words to have the strength of a pan and the speed of a cake... whatever those may be.

ROMate · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2007, 11:27:03 pm »

so i herd u liek pankacez

MidoTheWise · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2007, 01:02:20 am »

Wa ha ha! My passing comment warrants a new thread! Huzzah!

As I said before, pancakes would obviously win. They have the support of Jesus.

You DO like Jesus, don't you?

Ellendesu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2007, 09:12:19 am »

Well, Pancakes are more skilled in magic, having at least 10 more points in thier intelligence stat on average than a waffle, but waffles have high defense and strength, however they are weak against magic!

It's a fairly even match, only the Jesuscake knows the answers.

;___; plez tall mee a answor jesuscake plz

EnsignRyusei · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2007, 12:00:36 pm »

Quote from: MidoTheWise on March 04, 2007, 01:02:20 am

Wa ha ha! My passing comment warrants a new thread! Huzzah!

As I said before, pancakes would obviously win. They have the support of Jesus.

You DO like Jesus, don't you?

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Waffle vs Pancake

santiO · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2007, 06:51:41 pm »

Stop the presses! I've got some incredible news that will shatter the very foundation of this increasingly intelectual debate!

"Pan" is the spanish word for... "Bread"

So, basically, a pancake is a "Breadcake", or something like that.

How do you like it now, punks?

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2007, 03:03:01 am »

Shane · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2007, 02:38:19 am »

A difficult decision indeed, but in the end I choose waffles. If you think about it, pancakes are like sponges. Although good, they get very sickening after a while. Waffles have strategically placed pivits throughout its plane for t3h syrup to fill into. Waffles also have the sponge like aspect and thus making them the better of the two. Therefore, my decision has obvious advantages.

MMX · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2007, 04:58:06 am »

Yes but the syrup is often uneven throughout the plane of the waffle.

Even if you get syrup in every nook (and if you do taht you often end up pooring too much syrup overall) every bite is like a chaotic sine wave of syrup : dough ratio

it's not SMOOTH. a pancake is smooth so every bite has an even amount of syrup. not too much not too little

so as you see it is NOT SO SIMPLE. And thus the reason I continue to boycott this poll.

Shane · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2007, 01:33:08 am »

Quote from: Bang Doll on May 12, 2007, 04:58:06 am

Yes but the syrup is often uneven throughout the plane of the waffle.

Even if you get syrup in every nook (and if you do taht you often end up pooring too much syrup overall) every bite is like a chaotic sine wave of syrup : dough ratio

it's not SMOOTH. a pancake is smooth so every bite has an even amount of syrup. not too much not too little

so as you see it is NOT SO SIMPLE. And thus the reason I continue to boycott this poll.

You've performed an excellent boycott.

Mirai Doft · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2007, 04:30:05 pm »

I've never eaten a pancake...

JG · « **Reply #15 on:** May 13, 2007, 08:54:30 pm »

Quote from: Bang Doll on May 12, 2007, 04:58:06 am

a pancake is smooth so every bite has an even amount of syrup. not too much not too little

That contridicts actual pancake physics though. It's impossible to keep syrup evenly distributed across the surface of a pancake: becuase they're smooth the syrup runs off the top and collects along the rim, often getting into your eggs, sausage, and bacon. However, waffles kindly respect the domain of your other morning edibles by keeping the syrup exactly where you pour it.

Plus, there is a Waffle Kingdom near Mushroom Kingdom in Super Mario Bros. lore (see Luigi's tale in Thousand-Year Door). Long live waffles!

DualSoul · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:34:56 am »

I think the best resolution is to make a waffle using pancake batter. Would that be a paffle or a wancake?

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2007, 11:03:43 am »

Quote from: JG00 on May 13, 2007, 08:54:30 pm

It's impossible to keep syrup evenly distributed across the surface of a pancake: becuase they're smooth the syrup runs off the top and collects along the rim, often getting into your eggs, sausage, and bacon.

Well personally, I like dipping my sausage/bacon/ham and hash browns in syrup. It's like my ketchup for breakfast. Besides, I love sweet stuff. =P

As for the whole waffle vs. pancake thing though... kinda hard for me to say which is better. They both taste too similar to me... perhaps pancakes if I want something soft, and waffles if I want something a little more crunchy - just depends on what I'd want for breakfast... or whatever's being served in the cafeteria at college, lol...

Ellendesu · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2007, 12:44:58 pm »

I don't eat waffles OR pancakes, because they're bad for me.

lol and so is syrup =P and pork products....and hash browns...and anything fried.

Ya'll need to eat betta Tetsaru

MMX · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2007, 08:27:30 pm »

Quote from: JG00 on May 13, 2007, 08:54:30 pm

That contridicts actual pancake physics though. It's impossible to keep syrup evenly distributed across the surface of a pancake: becuase they're smooth the syrup runs off the top and collects along the rim, often getting into your eggs, sausage, and bacon. However, waffles kindly respect the domain of your other morning edibles by keeping the syrup exactly where you pour it.

Well I don't know what kind of pancake dough YOU use. It's obviously some flawed, spongeless kind. The micro-perforations, like the pores of your skin, excellently absorb the syrup into the actual dough of the pancake itself. So it's almost like eating a syrupy, doughy patty of yummy goodness. Only an unskilled user of Syrup Kata could ever accidentally spill syrup on their other food items (unless like tetsaru they like it that way, a perfectly valid option). Your skills are obviously flawed. Just like your pancake dough. And you can't blame eithe rpancake or waffle for flawed dough U_U

Okay, time to come out of the closet.

I'm bi-curious.

I eat pancakes and waffles. Simultaneously. Whenever possible.

And now you all know the truth. *sobs faintly*

Also Bill is lame.

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Author Topic: Waffle vs Pancake (Read 56069 times)