Author Topic: Hong Kong attacks! (Read 17237 times)

Hyperguy · « **on:** October 12, 2005, 12:40:15 pm »

Holy crap!

I was just looking at my web stats yesterday and apparently Hong Kong's got the love for Hyperguy.net.

Right now they're the second highest user of bandwidth for this site, next to USA, whom currently has the record at roughly 40 GB a month.

Anyhow, I deleved further into my stats and found that the cause for this jump in visits came from a Hong Kongian site at this address:

http://adult.newsgroup.hk

Apparently it's an adult newsgroup of some sort, so it looks like someone posted a link to this site there, when--BAM! 900 Hong Kongians got their groove on.

I was talking about how Australia was using a lot of bandwidth before, but it now looks like Hong Kong is the new Australia. Granted, the amount of bandwidth they use wasn't substantial, I think it's interesting just how many people from outside of the US visit this site. It's like prono is an international language or something.

ROMate · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2005, 01:43:07 pm »

So cool!

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2005, 02:28:20 pm »

And then watch as they release the Hyperguy Sogna game which is really the entire gallery =|

HK why you gotta play that way =(

Hyperguy · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2005, 02:47:49 pm »

It's because they're thug gangster. ~_~

Afterall, Roofman's on their side. O_o

And Chao Yun Fat.

And Jackie Chan.

And Zombie Bruce Lee.

JG · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2005, 06:29:08 pm »

Law of the Internet. Prono succeeds where Esperanto failed.

Cole Tyger · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2005, 10:22:44 pm »

" computers are only good for three things. Porn, Games, and Fucking Things Up."

i don't remember where i first heard that, but it seems more true all the time

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2005, 11:36:15 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy on October 12, 2005, 02:47:49 pm

And Zombie Bruce Lee.

Oh hell no, don't tell me you frequent Entertaindome too XD I know those guys!

DualSoul · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2005, 09:35:04 am »

Hong Kongian here! We wubs teh Viper!

Hyperguy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:24:19 am »

Quote from: JG00 on October 12, 2005, 06:29:08 pm

Law of the Internet. Prono succeeds where Esperanto failed.

Words to live by.

Quote from: Doctor_Raven on October 12, 2005, 11:36:15 pm

Oh hell no, don't tell me you frequent Entertaindome too XD I know those guys!

Sorry, but I have no idea who them Entertaindome guys are. Still, they must be cool if they also came up with Zombie Bruce Lee.

Quote from: DualSoul on October 13, 2005, 09:35:04 am

Hong Kongian here! We wubs teh Viper!

DualSoul, you do realize that makes you Mr. #1 suspect?

Getting 900 Hong Kongians to visit my site every day? How dare you!

That's it, I'm flying a plane over there and am going to steal all of your Pokemon Green cartridges and bootleg DVDs. Hong Kong's economy will be ruined! And DualSoul's son will hunt me down in the sequel, a summer blockbuster titled "Kill Guy 2: Dual Soul's son vs. the Army of Darkness, which includes ninjas, vikings, and triple d cup gun babes." McFarlane Toys will do the action figure line, and JG00 will exist as two different figures, one regular and one with battle damage. Doctor Raven's squirts water and Cole Tygers comes with a multimedia CD-ROM with picshures.

P.S. I see you lurking.

DualSoul · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:29:27 am »

Quote from: Hyperguy

That's it, I'm flying a plane over there and am going to steal all of your Pokemon Green cartridges and bootleg DVDs. Hong Kong's economy will be ruined! And DualSoul's son will hunt me down in the sequel, a summer blockbuster titled "Kill Guy 2: Dual Soul's son vs. the Army of Darkness, which includes ninjas, vikings, and triple d cup gun babes." McFarlane Toys will do the action figure line, and JG00 will exist as two different figures, one regular and one with battle damage. Doctor Raven's squirts water and Cole Tygers comes with a multimedia CD-ROM with picshures.

P.S. I see you lurking.

I'd die to see that movie made... wait...

P.S. My stealth lurking skill has decreased by 1

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2005, 10:32:22 am »

Quote from: Hyperguy on October 13, 2005, 10:24:19 am

Sorry, but I have no idea who them Entertaindome guys are. Still, they must be cool if they also came up with Zombie Bruce Lee.DualSoul, you do realize that makes you Mr. #1 suspect?

Behold ZBL saving Christmas from Ninjas, though there are ealrier ones in ED http://www.entertain-dome.com/comic.php?strip_id=79

Baka! · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:18:52 am »

OMG!!! Hey.. I wanna be in this too..... But then again HG will get the pleasure of kiling me in his movie.....Which will be totally awsome... but still I would die...... ITS NOT FARE!!!!! oh well at least I might give him a hell of a fight... XD

Doctor_Raven · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2005, 05:11:57 pm »

Quote from: Hyperguy on October 13, 2005, 10:24:19 am

McFarlane Toys will do the action figure line, and JG00 will exist as two different figures, one regular and one with battle damage. Doctor Raven's squirts water and Cole Tygers comes with a multimedia CD-ROM with picshures.

I hope its the old squeeze head to squirt water situation. Though if it were squeeze chest that could cause problems too <_<;

JG · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2005, 06:22:44 pm »

Battle damage, huh? Won't ever see Roomy get a figure of himself like that.

ROMate · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2005, 11:46:04 pm »

Quote from: JG00 on October 13, 2005, 06:22:44 pm

Battle damage, huh? Won't ever see Roomy get a figure of himself like that.

Damn straight. The Roommate takes no battle damage.

Hyperguy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2005, 02:51:17 pm »

Quote from: DualSoul on October 13, 2005, 10:29:27 am

I'd die to see that movie made... wait...

P.S. My stealth lurking skill has decreased by 1

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Doctor_Raven on October 13, 2005, 10:32:22 am

Behold ZBL saving Christmas from Ninjas, though there are ealrier ones in ED http://www.entertain-dome.com/comic.php?strip_id=79

Bookmarked. I've seen these guys before. They do some controversial albeit funny comics.

Quote from: Baka! on October 13, 2005, 11:18:52 am

OMG!!! Hey.. I wanna be in this too..... But then again HG will get the pleasure of kiling me in his movie.....Which will be totally awsome... but still I would die...... ITS NOT FARE!!!!! oh well at least I might give him a hell of a fight... XD

We'll do this. We'll make 79 clones of you and you can appear in the movie 80 times as a henchman in every scene. Like there's this one scene were DualSoul is eating a taco and you sneak up on him and a katana goes through you for no apparent reason.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Doctor_Raven on October 13, 2005, 05:11:57 pm

I hope its the old squeeze head to squirt water situation. Though if it were squeeze chest that could cause problems too <_<;

Especially if it was squeezed too much and the plastic bent inward. Then it'd be caved in chest (fish)man. Oh man, it should be packaged with one of those tiny dinosaurs that grows when you leave it in water.[/quote]

Quote from: HGsIndestruc.Roommate on October 13, 2005, 11:46:04 pm

Damn straight. The Roommate takes no battle damage.

...But works well as a bullet shield in a pinch.

ROMate would probably come with interchangeable black and blond hair and a Xena Warrior Princess decapito chakra killing frisbee for a weapon.

JG · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2005, 06:13:33 pm »

Quote from: HGsIndestruc.Roommate on October 13, 2005, 11:46:04 pm

Damn straight. The Roommate takes no battle damage.

Cowards rarely do. :-D

(JG00 collects a

for cashing in on the setup.)

ROMate · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2005, 06:17:57 pm »

Quote from: JG00 on October 14, 2005, 06:13:33 pm

Cowards rarely do. :-D

(JG00 collects a for cashing in on the setup.)

And a taunt for his troubles. XP

Cole Tyger · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2005, 12:04:20 am »

hell i get to kill people by nose bleed

frost · « **Reply #19 on:** November 01, 2005, 04:13:19 am »

I guess with that last attack Hong Kong one. I wonder if Hyperguy is going to ask for donations to keep up the bandwidth ^.^ ? I notice the Gallery are gone.

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Author Topic: Hong Kong attacks! (Read 17237 times)