Author Topic: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread (Read 37634 times)

~Shinta · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2006, 12:37:50 pm »

Quote from: The Philosopher on May 21, 2006, 12:33:34 am

Must have functional arms and legs.

Hey, a paralyzed girl could be hot. Notice the word could be, as in a hypothetical being. Now a functional vagina on the other hand...

lumberjack33 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2006, 03:23:31 pm »

What I want in a girlfriend can be expressed in one simple sentence: a best friend with boobs. Needs to share interests and a sense of humour with me. Oh, and put up with my bitching.

Looks, strangely enough, aren't something I've chased up ever, partially because I'm not really that shallow, and partially because I know what *I* look like, and so the really attractive girls are out of reach. ;P

That said, the first thing I'll notice is a face- well, the first thing I'll notice is boobs, but the first thing I'll pay *real* attention to is a face. Where boobs will always sag, and hips will always spread, more often than not, faces just go a bit wrinkly and don't deteriorate massively from what they were.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:06:19 am »

Quote from: ~Shinta on May 21, 2006, 12:37:50 pm

Hey, a paralyzed girl could be hot. Notice the word could be, as in a hypothetical being. Now a functional vagina on the other hand...

a functional vagina is a must, lol... but a hot paralyzed girl?? now i think you're just trying to take advantage of her... shame, shame... >_>

Quote from: lumberjack33 on May 21, 2006, 03:23:31 pm

What I want in a girlfriend can be expressed in one simple sentence: a best friend with boobs. Needs to share interests and a sense of humour with me. Oh, and put up with my bitching.

Looks, strangely enough, aren't something I've chased up ever, partially because I'm not really that shallow, and partially because I know what *I* look like, and so the really attractive girls are out of reach. ;P

That said, the first thing I'll notice is a face- well, the first thing I'll notice is boobs, but the first thing I'll pay *real* attention to is a face. Where boobs will always sag, and hips will always spread, more often than not, faces just go a bit wrinkly and don't deteriorate massively from what they were.

"a best friend with boobs..." interesting indeed, lol... XD

but seriously, it's cool that you're not shallow. eye candy's nice, of course, but i wouldn't want to hook up with a hotty that wouldn't respect me for who i am.

anyone else wanna post their opinions??

Ellendesu · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:08:09 am »

It seems most of these BB guys would hit anything. Animal Mineral or Vegatable.

"Vegetable meaning Parapalegic?"
"Yeah they put up the least amount of struggle"

Yuka Takeuchi Fan · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:35:03 am »

Quote from: The Philosopher on May 28, 2006, 01:08:09 am

It seems most of these BB guys would hit anything. Animal Mineral or Vegatable.

"Vegetable meaning Parapalegic?"
"Yeah they put up the least amount of struggle"

Man, you REALLY don't like us very much, do you?

Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head. Basically, I want what amounts to a best friend, except with boobies.

See, the thing is, yes, I like girls. I would LOVE to have a girlfriend. Why don't I? Simple. There is no girl around who seems to like EITHER of my interests (anime and video games, obviously). If neither of those two requirements are met, it's pretty much a sure bet that we wouldn't be able to possess any sort of relationship. Trust me, we'd grate. Of course, it DOES help if the girl is fairly attractive. I'm not saying she's got to be Yuka, but her face had BETTER look decent, and it's nice if she has a good body (although what good will it do MY ugly ass to be choosy?), although not totally necessary (read: pre-October 2005 Lisa. Fucking Lisa.). Also, I would greatly prefer her to have the level of honesty I have. A girl that cheats is just no good, plus, I don't want to risk becoming so mad and distraught that I become that "Li'l Slugger" character Mr. Raymond became in that story of mine.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #25 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:40:35 am »

Quote from: The Philosopher on May 28, 2006, 01:08:09 am

It seems most of these BB guys would hit anything. Animal Mineral or Vegatable.

"Vegetable meaning Parapalegic?"
"Yeah they put up the least amount of struggle"

i know you're just teasing (at least i HOPE you are...) but i highly doubt that my fellow bakunyuu bakas are THAT shallow. we may obsess over huge anime boobs with a passion, but i don't think that necessarily keeps us from having normal, moral standards.

if i read correctly, most of em said that they'd accept C-cup women (myself included), and they seem very common. personally, i'd say a C-cup is the average, medium-size for boobs. and Will, i believe you said between a B and a C, correct? well, there ya go.

also, i very much value the whole "lady" personality. i just wanna have fun with it, and that's where the slight naughtiness comes in, whether it's initially or later on. one of my good friends (who's normally very conservative about sex-related issues) recently told me that he wants an innocent girl because he said that it would be a turn-on for him to have sex with an "inexperienced" girl - made him feel naughty, he said. and he's VERY much into the whole "lady" thing, trying to be honorable and chivalrous with earning a woman's love.

as i always say - to each his own.

importgamer13 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 28, 2006, 08:42:31 am »

Quote from: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on May 28, 2006, 01:35:03 am

Man, you REALLY don't like us very much, do you?

Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head. Basically, I want what amounts to a best friend, except with boobies.

See, the thing is, yes, I like girls. I would LOVE to have a girlfriend. Why don't I? Simple. There is no girl around who seems to like EITHER of my interests (anime and video games, obviously). If neither of those two requirements are met, it's pretty much a sure bet that we wouldn't be able to possess any sort of relationship. Trust me, we'd grate. Of course, it DOES help if the girl is fairly attractive. I'm not saying she's got to be Yuka, but her face had BETTER look decent, and it's nice if she has a good body (although what good will it do MY ugly ass to be choosy?), although not totally necessary (read: pre-October 2005 Lisa. Fucking Lisa.). Also, I would greatly prefer her to have the level of honesty I have. A girl that cheats is just no good, plus, I don't want to risk becoming so mad and distraught that I become that "Li'l Slugger" character Mr. Raymond became in that story of mine.

I hear ya...for me,it'd be great if i ended up with a girl that was into both anime and video games,since they are a big part of my life,also.At the beginning of this year,there was this chick that was interested in me,she looked good,but she lost all interest in me because of my dentures,saying she "didn't want a boyfriend that has hunks of plastic in his mouth",so that was a bummer...if a girl was truly interested in me,she'd be able to look past that and not be so fickle,but...whattya' gonna do,eh?

Myself,i usually go for girls that are taller than me (I'm 5 foot 8),but my last 2 girlfriends were shorter than me,but i still gave them a fair shot,so if i can look past factors such as height and stuff,hopefully they can look past my dentures.

importgamer13 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 28, 2006, 08:50:17 am »

Quote from: tetsaru arigashi on May 28, 2006, 01:40:35 am

also, i very much value the whole "lady" personality. i just wanna have fun with it, and that's where the slight naughtiness comes in, whether it's initially or later on. one of my good friends (who's normally very conservative about sex-related issues) recently told me that he wants an innocent girl because he said that it would be a turn-on for him to have sex with an "inexperienced" girl - made him feel naughty, he said. and he's VERY much into the whole "lady" thing, trying to be honorable and chivalrous with earning a woman's love.

as i always say - to each his own.

I agree with this also...being with a girl that's nice and is clean and not looking like alleyway material is important.Because honestly,say alot of us BB fans found a girl that looked great,had huge boobs,but was a total bitch all the time and the only good part of the relationship was the sex...i think alot of the BB guys here wouldn't put up with that for long,i know i wouldn't.

Also,some naughtyness is okay...my last girlfriend was a C-cup,and whenever i grabbed the melons,i always felt kinda bad,but she kept telling me she didn't mind,and every now and then i'm slapping my hand saying "Bad hand!"...lol...but while we were going out,we spen alot of time together,and she said i was one of the nicer guys she'd been with,so even though i'm a BB fan,i still think it's important to show your special lady that you have that nice side,and that you know how to treat a woman.

scarab · « **Reply #28 on:** May 28, 2006, 11:47:28 am »

fuck morals! *lmao* j/k

Ellendesu · « **Reply #29 on:** May 28, 2006, 01:19:31 pm »

Good God n00bs you can't catch a Clerks reference

I download Yoko Matsugane pics just as much as you do, I have Bakunyuu CG sets, I just enjoy fucking with ya, haven't you figured that out? I love curving a reaction.

importgamer13 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:31:21 pm »

Quote from: The Philosopher on May 28, 2006, 01:19:31 pm

Good God n00bs you can't catch a Clerks reference

I download Yoko Matsugane pics just as much as you do, I have Bakunyuu CG sets, I just enjoy fucking with ya, haven't you figured that out? I love curving a reaction.

lol...i didn't catch the reference,but then again,i've only seen the Clerks movie 3 times,so...

lumberjack33 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2006, 08:16:53 pm »

Quote from: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on May 28, 2006, 01:35:03 am

Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.

This isn't something that gets said very often, so I'll post it a few more times.

Quote from: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on May 28, 2006, 01:35:03 am

Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.

Quote from: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on May 28, 2006, 01:35:03 am

Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.

Quote from: Yuka Takeuchi Fan on May 28, 2006, 01:35:03 am

Anyway. I think Lumberjack pretty much hit it right on the head.

I'm quite interested in this whole 'lady'/romance talk, too.

I'm not really one for casual sex, so I'd probably be looking more for A Girlfriend rather than A Shag. Although I probably wouldn't be adverse to doing a close friend here and there somewhere down the line if I knew it wouldn't get awkward afterwards. I've always been closer to girls than I have guys in all truth (a blessing and a curse) so that's probably just me keeping my options open.

In short: no anonymous fucking.

importgamer13 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 28, 2006, 08:54:54 pm »

Quote from: lumberjack33 on May 28, 2006, 08:16:53 pm

In short: no anonymous fucking.

amen to that.

~Shinta · « **Reply #33 on:** May 29, 2006, 11:02:16 am »

I'll just admit it. I wish BoA was my gf. I have like 20 posters of her in my room, and I own every CD she's ever made. Damn those Kpop idols...

scarab · « **Reply #34 on:** May 29, 2006, 04:31:22 pm »

Q: What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable?

A: Getting her back in the wheelchair.

scarab · « **Reply #35 on:** May 29, 2006, 04:32:45 pm »

Quote from: ~Shinta on May 29, 2006, 11:02:16 am

I'll just admit it. I wish BoA was my gf. I have like 20 posters of her in my room, and I own every CD she's ever made. Damn those Kpop idols...

is that her?

Muhznit · « **Reply #36 on:** June 02, 2006, 03:30:45 pm »

Hmm.... a japanese brunette with non-saggy H-K cup breasts and strong enough back muscles to carry them. Inhuman flexibility, agility, intellegence, and sexual appetite.

tetsaru arigashi · « **Reply #37 on:** June 03, 2006, 12:36:19 am »

Quote from: Muhznit on June 02, 2006, 03:30:45 pm

Hmm.... a japanese brunette with non-saggy H-K cup breasts and strong enough back muscles to carry them. Inhuman flexibility, agility, intellegence, and sexual appetite.

whoa, hold up - "H-K cup breasts?!?" i DO hope you mean by japanese cup sizes (even so, a japanese K cup would probably be around an american DDD, i'd say, but that's just a guess). if not, then GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK... as for flexibility... i guess that's realistic, seeing how there are a lot of oriental gymnasts and contortionists around. but as much as they exercise, they'll probably be pretty flat as far as boobs go... =/

Quote from: ~Shinta on May 29, 2006, 11:02:16 am

I'll just admit it. I wish BoA was my gf. I have like 20 posters of her in my room, and I own every CD she's ever made. Damn those Kpop idols...

"BoA?" what does that stand for? if scarab's pic is correct, she IS very attractive.

but DO keep in mind that this thread isn't for posting about which well-known models (or porn stars, for that matter) or pop icons you'd like to tap, it's about posting an ideal, yet REALISTIC generalization of what kind of woman you like. i don't wanna stray off-course this time around. PLEASE READ THE RULES. >=P

Kiinan Yamasu · « **Reply #38 on:** June 07, 2006, 01:13:26 am »

I think she did the Inuyasha ending "Every Heart"...

Yes, I know lots of people hate Inu-Yasha, but I think it's okay.

scarab · « **Reply #39 on:** June 15, 2006, 04:55:09 pm »

i think velma from the scooby doo movies is pretty hot. she's in the movie "grandma's boy". linda cardellini is her name. and just read that she did voice acting for the "gladius" video game and a scooby doo video game...

but she's not my vote for the "ideal girl"...

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Author Topic: tetsaru's revival of the old "your ideal girl" thread (Read 37634 times)