Author Topic: Halo RPG battle (Read 19613 times)

Baka! · « **on:** July 23, 2005, 05:09:52 pm »

(continuing from the avatar thread)

*the smoke clears to show baka! standing and staring with red glowing eyes and mumbling to himself*

Kill..... Kill..... KILL!!!!!

*pulls out energy swrod and attacks*

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 23, 2005, 05:18:57 pm »

SHIT!

*arms two plasma grenades to suicide*

OH?!

*jumps into hole in ground JUST being missed by the energy sword*

BADBADBAD! *cowers*

oh yeah...

GRENADE!

*KA-BLAM-BOOM!*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 1Kill, 1Death, 1Suicide
Baka! - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides

Baka! · « **Reply #2 on:** July 23, 2005, 05:23:10 pm »

*re-spawns with red glowing eyes and still is uttering to himself.*
Kill... KILL!!..

Pulls out unlimited amout to grenades and starts throwing*
ha ha ha ha!!! DIE!!!!!!

Hyperguy · « **Reply #3 on:** July 23, 2005, 05:33:57 pm »

Conan summons a fire spirit.

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 23, 2005, 05:34:06 pm »

*Re-spawns*

*Quickly grabs the sniper rifle*

"The bullet of justice caps evil's ass!"
{quote from good excel}

*THUNDER-KLAP!*

AH-HAHAHAHA! right between the eyes!
UH... *looks up* OH, SHI~(cuts off)

*Bgrmystr2 is blown to all hell from raining grenades*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 2Kills, 2Deaths, 1Suicide
Baka! - 1Kill, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides

Snow Puma · « **Reply #5 on:** August 01, 2005, 12:48:26 am »

*writes "LOVE + PEACE" on the side of an overturned Warthog using Plasma Pistol burns*

~Snow Puma has left the game

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 01, 2005, 02:11:29 am »

*Re-spawns near the overturned Warthog*

"Ohh, that's cool. Saved." *takes camera out of nowhere and takes a picture. Puts holofilm into pc in the back of his head.*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 2Kills, 2Deaths, 1Suicide
Baka! - 1Kill, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~

Cole Tyger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2005, 08:41:47 am »

*Unicron shows up and devours planet that wargames are taking place on*

how many kills is that?

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2005, 01:35:14 pm »

Now, come on man... we can't be doin' that... This is too muck fun to be ruined by someone eating the planet. I'll give you that though.

*World re-spawns. The players all spawn somewhere in Manhattan Island. The streets are cut off so as not to get off the island. Stats are carried over and game resumes*

OHH! COOL!
*Finds a fully loaded rocket launcher and a human tank in Central Park. Drives away*

[Game score]
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Bgrmystr2 - 2Kills, 3Deaths, 1Suicide
Baka! - 1Kill, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~

Baka! · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2005, 01:38:41 pm »

*re-spawns wit a rocket launcher in sight.*

*grabs rocket launcher and locks on to Bgrmystr2 in the tank and fires.*

*Runs and hides*

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2005, 02:17:35 pm »

*Rocket hits tank.*
*BOOM!*
*It spins and stops while the back right tread is blown off its hard metal hinges.*

AW, HEA-LLL NO! Bee-otch, I'll OWN you!

*Spins the tank's new bad-ass dual cannons near Brian.*
WHAT did I TELL you bout my ride?! Mess up my ride, do ya'? I DON'T THINK SO!

*Fires dual cannons. Cole Tiger seems to have been too close to the blast. Both are blown to kingdom come. The tank's self-destruct sequence overrides Bgrmystr2's command and a small 15ft. tall mushroom cloud is seen 3 miles away.*
*KA-WOOSH-BLAMM-BOOM!!!*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 4Kills, 4Deaths, 2Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Baka! - 1Kill, 4Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~

Baka! · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2005, 02:25:29 pm »

*re-spawns and grabs other tank.* Ok i'll show you...

*drives over to where Bgrmystr2 is and runs him over*

forget waisting ammo.

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2005, 02:52:43 pm »

Now that's just mean man! Runnin' me over when I re-spawn like that.

*Finds a teleporter inside a train station. It leads to a big room full of pistols and sniper rifles. Grabs a sniper and dual pistols. Pockets hundreds of rounds for the pistols and at least 80 rounds for the sniper rifle.*

Ohhhhh, THESE will keep them occupied for a while...
*Grabs a backpack of at least 15 grenades of each type and sets motion sensor bombs behind the teleporters.*

HAH! If they follow me here, It'll ka-boom before anyone knows who hit em'.

*Takes a teleporter exit and finds himself on the top floor of the empire state building.*

AWSOME VIEW! Well, as awesome a view can be with two kills in your sights...
*THUNDER-KLAP!* *THUNDER-KLAP!*

*Both Baka! and Hyperguy fall to the power of the armor piercing 2in metal pieces of death. Bgrmystr2 takes a farewell teleporter to somewhere else in the city*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 6Kills, 5Deaths, 2Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Baka! - 2Kills, 5Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 2Deaths, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~

Baka! · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2005, 03:01:53 pm »

*looks around and fires all over the place* where are you hiding...

Fires every where killing hyperguy and and who ever is around* Darn it I cant find him. *slams hands on dash board hitting a very bad button.*

("TANK WILL SELF DISTRUCT IN 3 SECONDS") the computer says.

Holy shi~ (BOOM!!!!) the tank explodeds send another 15ft mushroom cloud into the sky and killing all who are aroung in the area.....

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2005, 03:14:25 pm »

*Poor Hyperguy died again just as he re-spawned near Baka!'s rage and Cole Tiger just happened to look out the window 11 feet away from the blast. Bgrmystr2 is heard laughing his ass off, still teleporting off to different places in Manhattan*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 6Kills, 5Deaths, 2Suicides
Baka! - 4Kills, 6Deaths, 1Suicide
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~

Cole Tyger · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2005, 05:57:19 pm »

*calls in nuke strike on city before exiting game*

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2005, 06:55:27 pm »

*Because of it's low altitude, the missle slams into the Statue of Liberty, vaporizing the water a half mile around it and leveling Staten Island. Downtown Manhattan recieves a wall of flame, disintegrating everything up to the WTC ground zero. The battle continues to grow more intense, as there are less places to hide.*

So, we got ourselves a little "3 for all" (pun: free for all. forgive me ^^;) Might as well set up shop in a few places...

*Teleports back to the room with ammo, and realizes he can't move.*

*gasp!* Awwwwwww crap....
*BOOM!*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 6Kills, 6Deaths, 3Suicides
Baka! - 4Kills, 6Deaths, 1Suicide
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~

Baka! · « **Reply #17 on:** August 02, 2005, 06:54:02 pm »

*re-spawns and somehow manages to appear right where henry just re-spawned at.* NOW WHAT BEE_OTCH!!!

*throw a plazma grenade on his back and runs off* BOOM!! henry has just died!!!

Monkey D. Luffy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2005, 07:09:41 pm »

*joins in and throws nuke in the middle of the city* hahahahaha!!! I am King!!! Bow down to me of face my wrath!!! *runs off*

Bgrmystr2 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2005, 07:55:54 pm »

*Unknown to even Baka!, Henry had planted motion sensor bombs behind all exits. As the grenade went off at the same time of the sensor, It ignited a large crate full of anti-tank and anti-personell roadside bombs.*

*KA-BOOM-BOOMY-BLAMO!*

*Re-spawns*
GOD! Hm... There goes the snipers haven... Hey, what's this?
*Finds a Warthog next to a big black building. An energy sword and two active-camo pickups sit in the right seat.*

*The severe and violent explosion that was created wiped out 9 city blocks north of Central Park, taking Baka! and Hyperguy with it. When It ruptured a reactor powering the city with electro-magnetic pulses; the nuke was rendered a dud by the EMP wave created by the explosion.*

*FOOSH!*

Awesome! Hmmmm... DAMN that Baka! for killing me with my sniper!
*Drives away. Slams fist onto a button in the dashboard. The new 'Hog's active-camo renders it and Bgrmystr2 nearly invisible.*

That's even MORE AWESOME!
*As Henry drives wildly down the road, he doesn't notice Monkey D. Luffy accidently run in the way. Roadkill.*

[Game score]
Bgrmystr2 - 8Kills, 7Deaths, 3Suicides
Baka! - 5Kills, 7Deaths, 1Suicide
Hyperguy - 0Kills, 4Deaths, 0Suicides
Monkey D. Lufee - 0Kills, 1Death, 0Suicides
Cole Tiger - 3Kills, 3Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~
Snow Puma - 0Kills, 0Deaths, 0Suicides ~exited game~

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Author Topic: Halo RPG battle (Read 19613 times)