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OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« on: October 20, 2006, 04:47:01 pm »
Looking at internet boobs destroys our lives and those of our family and friends! I know this because the Lifetime channel tells me so!

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Actually I'd like to take a look at that movie sometime, if I can find it. That thing sounds hilarious.
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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 06:37:24 pm »
Is it a real story or a documentry?

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 06:38:56 pm »
Is it a real story or a documentry?

More like 'Reefer Madness'.
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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 06:48:18 pm »
It's fiction trying to teach a lesson and failing miserably.

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 09:40:04 pm »
Haha, I love movies like this.  They are so terrible and fun to make fun of.

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2006, 10:26:06 pm »
because there must be women out there that will watch it and treat its lessons as reasonable and realistic: that looking at naked girls immediately destroys your life and future, and more horrifyingly, it dooms your chances for scoring with not one but two hot girls.

Stopped reading there.

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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006, 11:34:42 pm »
I quit halfway down page 2. I wanted to laugh, but it would've been one of those sad laughs.

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2006, 02:11:11 am »
I believe it was Family Guy who said it best:

"Lifetime - Television for idiots."  XD

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2006, 02:13:24 am »
What self respecting male watches Lifetime voluntarily, anyway?

Though the idea of this movie makes me want to fucking laugh my ass off.
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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2006, 08:14:09 am »
What self respecting male watches Lifetime voluntarily, anyway?

I'd also like to know what self respecting female would watch Lifetime. Please tell me they're smarter than this. Pleasepleaseplease.

Also: my favorite line from the review.

"That night, Justin turns fitfully in his sleep as horrible visions of naked women appear in his dreams. Now Justin can't escape pornography anywhere -- not even in his sleep! No normal 16 year old boy has ever dreamed of naked women in his life, so truly this is a horrible and shocking development."
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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2006, 09:17:54 am »
Actually, I found the film to rather informative and ironic, and very funny in a Tipper Gore/Joe Lieberman sort of way.

My mom watchs lifetime and it was on at her house, we laughed at it together and how ridiculous it was.

When my parents found out I was looking at porn, my dad said "Eh, he's a growing boy, let him have his nudie books, it's not like he's on drugs." and my mom was like "Don't get any ideas and start getting girls pregnant, because I'm not raising your kids!" and somewhere in there was "Don't ever try on my clothes again!" But that's for another time.


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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2006, 01:52:21 pm »
I quit halfway down page 2. I wanted to laugh, but it would've been one of those sad laughs.

Same here.  Would be funny if you didn't also know that this is national television =/


oh and that reminds me.  Once my father asked me if I looked at porn I was like "uhhh no" and he was like "really?  why, are you sick in the head?"

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2006, 01:54:38 pm »
My parents just didn't want me messing up the computer with spyware and crap like that, or having my baby brother break in and see it.

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2006, 02:12:32 pm »
I know my friends know that I look at porn/hentai and I think my parents assume that I do, but I still try to hide it from them.  Being walked in on when doing that sort of thing has got to be one of the most embarrassing things I can think of...  >_<;

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2006, 04:08:34 pm »
heh good joke.Yeah I kinda have the same deal here too just becauses its embarassing

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2006, 04:17:41 pm »
That has to be one of the most hilarious things i ever read.I dont know much about this 'Lifetimechannel'  but i dont think i want to, either
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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2006, 07:02:35 pm »
No comment. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2006, 08:47:00 pm »
I say you should do more laughing then crying

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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2006, 09:12:10 pm »
Laugh until you cry?
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Re: OMG what we're doing is wrong!!
« Reply #19 on: November 01, 2006, 07:45:07 am »
Lifetime sucks.  Jenna Elfman is hot.  Wate wut?
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